Brain.Donors.1992 Subtitles

00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:01,Here I **!

00:01:16,143 --> 00:01:17,Who's this?

00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:29,Look at that.

00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,Watch that ladder.

00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:48,What happened?

00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,Let me try something here.
What is it?

00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:28,What's gone wrong here, then?

00:02:36,891 --> 00:02:38,Won't work, huh?
Here we go.

00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:00,What are you guys looking at?

00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:05,Get me out of here!

00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:22,Here! It's mine!

00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:24,Do you mind?

00:03:41,055 --> 00:03:44,- Taxi!
- Taxi! Taxi!

00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,Come on.

00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:45,Jacques! Jacques, you're late!

00:05:47,348 --> 00:05:50,I'm late. I have to mow
Mrs. Oglethorpe's lawn.

00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:22,Stop that!

00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,Stop that! Stop that!

00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:28,You moron. There will be changes
around here after today,

00:06:28,655 --> 00:06:31,and I will personally see
that you will be the first one to go.

00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:34,- Allow me.
- Wipe off those filthy hands!

00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:39,- Take this.
- Oh, for me?

00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:41,Carry it to the house, you idiot!

00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:48,Here you are, my dear.
Do come in, Edmund.

00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:50,My dear Lillian.

00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:52,I'm so sorry I'm late,
but there's so much to do

00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:55,in handling the Oglethorpe enterprises
now that dear Oscar has passed on.

00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:57,You are a good friend, Edmund.

00:06:57,851 --> 00:07:00,And such a comfort
in my time of need.

00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:03,I hope more than a friend, Lillian.

00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:06,As the lawyer
for the Oglethorpe family,

00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:09,I have been entrusted
with the last will and testament

00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:11,of Oscar Winterhaven Oglethorpe.

00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:14,- Edmund, I beg your pardon.
- Yes, dear lady?

00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:17,I must apologize,
but we really must wait

00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:21,for my personal solicitor,
Roland T. Flakfizer.

00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,- Jacques.
- Lillian,

00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:26,I've been employed by your late
husband for over 1 3 years.

00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:30,- Are you dismissing me?
- Good heavens, no, Edmund.

00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:35,I was involved in a minor accident
with the Bentley last year.

00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:39,Miraculously, he was by my side
to assist me.

00:07:41,395 --> 00:07:44,Oh, Jacques, I want you
to go to this address

00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:46,and summon this gentleman at once.

00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:48,I've been calling all morning
and leaving messages.

00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:52,- I can't seem to reach him.
- Yes, Mrs. O...

00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:55,Lillian, how long must we wait?

00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:59,I can assure you, once Mr. Flakfizer
receives my message,

00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:02,he will race to be by my side.

00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:44,Anyone hurt?

00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,Roland T. Flakfizer, attorney at law.
Don't try to get up.

00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,- I specialize in accident cases.
- We're both fine.

00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:53,I know what I'm doing,
I know what I'm doing.

00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:55,You wouldn't happen to have
any french fries on you, would you?

00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:58,All right, all right.
Step back, step back.

00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,I've g***t injured clients here.

00:09:00,274 --> 00:09:03,Sir, you have caused grievous harm
to my clients and their vehicle.

00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:07,And through your negligence, this
child has suffered severe neck injuries.

00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:09,- Leave me alone.
- Stick with me, kid,

00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:11,and you can afford enough Nintendo
software to sink a battleship.

00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:14,- I can sue my parents?
- I sued mine.

00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:19,- My neck!
- Corruptible youth. God bless them.

00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,My Lord, madam. You shouldn't
be walking in your condition.

00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:28,This woman is with child.

00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:30,If any harm came to this infant,

00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:33,by God, sir, you will
feel my wrath in court.

00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:36,- What are you talking about?
- Don't try to weasel out of this.

00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,Dozens of witnesses
saw your reckless driving.

00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,How many of you
saw this man carelessly,

00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:42,and without regard for life
and property,

00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:46,careen into my clients
at almost 85 miles per hour?

00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:52,And who of you will tell their story
to my young, 24-year-old,

00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,Miss lnternational
Wet T-shirt champion,

00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:55,nymphomaniac secretary?

00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,Yo! Right here! Right here! Hey, hey!

00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:35,Flakfizer's at it again, I see.

00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:38,- Check for outstanding...
- Roland T. Flakfizer? That's him.

00:10:40,574 --> 00:10:43,Thank you very much.
You agree with me, I agree with you.

00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:47,Hold that thought. I swear,
I never touched your daughter.

00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,Taxi!

00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,Here we go.

00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:55,Get in. Get in.

00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:58,- Where to?
- Any place with no extradition laws.

00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,- And step on it.
- Right.

00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:07,- Mr. Roland T. Flakfizer?
- That depends.

00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:08,- Do I owe you money?
- No.

00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,In a drunken stupor,
did I promise to marry you?

00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,- No.
- Then I'm your man.

00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:15,- Lillian Oglethorpe wants to see you.
- The Lillian Oglethorpe?

00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:20,In her mid-50s, with possible gusts
up to 60, 65?

00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,- Yes. Can you come right away?
- Is she still rich?

00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,By all means. The Oglethorpe place.

00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:29,Big bucks. Yeah, you settle back,
I'll get you there safe and sound.

00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:33,One-way street.

00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,Don't worry, this happens a lot.

00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,You enjoy driving a cab?

00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:45,No. As soon as I get
me driver's license, I'm quitting.

00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,A guy's really gotta haul rump
to make ends meet these days.

00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:53,I mean, apart from the cab,
I'm a pool man, I perform liposuction,

00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,I g***t me own toupee business.
My motto:

00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,"Something that size
should have hair on it."

00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,Aren't those numbers
clicking by awfully fast?

00:12:02,456 --> 00:12:04,- You're probably a speed-reader.
- Well, you g***t me there.

00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,Another two miles
and we own this cab.

00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,- I hope you brought money.
- Oh, sure.

00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:11,I have a wallet just like that.
Hey, that is my wallet.

00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,When I get some money,
this could come in handy.

00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,Such behavior.
Stealing another man's wallet.

00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:19,- You should be ashamed of yourself.
- I don't believe it. You!

00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:21,- What are you doing?
- Do you know who I **?

00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,A psychotic cab driver?

00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,I'm Rocco Melonchek.

00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,I hope you know you're blowing
any possible tip.

00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,You were my attorney
in my divorce case...

00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,...until you started dating my wife
during the trial.

00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:34,And you g***t the court to double the
alimony request she originally made.

00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:37,You didn't want her to keep
seeing me in cheap motels, did you?

00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,For God's sake, man,
she was your wife!

00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,- Help me.
- Get off.

00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:44,All right, all right, all right.

00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,Five-minute break.

00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,All right, break's over.

00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,Wait a minute, wait.
You're a businessman.

00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,- Let's talk business.
- Fine, and then I'll kill you.

00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,I thought I recognized you.

00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:16,I've been looking for you
for the past three years.

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