Brain.Donors.1992 Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:01,717 Here I **! 2 00:01:16,143 --> 00:01:17,508 Who's this? 3 00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:29,317 Look at that. 4 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,386 Watch that ladder. 5 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:48,841 What happened? 6 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,458 Let me try something here. What is it? 7 00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:28,676 What's gone wrong here, then? 8 00:02:36,891 --> 00:02:38,791 Won't work, huh? Here we go. 9 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:00,175 What are you guys looking at? 10 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:05,047 Get me out of here! 11 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:22,730 Here! It's mine! 12 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:24,602 Do you mind? 13 00:03:41,055 --> 00:03:44,149 - Taxi! - Taxi! Taxi! 14 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,358 Come on. 15 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:45,077 Jacques! Jacques, you're late! 16 00:05:47,348 --> 00:05:50,283 I'm late. I have to mow Mrs. Oglethorpe's lawn. 17 00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:22,238 Stop that! 18 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,215 Stop that! Stop that! 19 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:28,488 You moron. There will be changes around here after today, 20 00:06:28,655 --> 00:06:31,089 and I will personally see that you will be the first one to go. 21 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:34,585 - Allow me. - Wipe off those filthy hands! 22 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:39,760 - Take this. - Oh, for me? 23 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:41,764 Carry it to the house, you idiot! 24 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:48,371 Here you are, my dear. Do come in, Edmund. 25 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:50,476 My dear Lillian. 26 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:52,439 I'm so sorry I'm late, but there's so much to do 27 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:55,844 in handling the Oglethorpe enterprises now that dear Oscar has passed on. 28 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:57,677 You are a good friend, Edmund. 29 00:06:57,851 --> 00:07:00,342 And such a comfort in my time of need. 30 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:03,581 I hope more than a friend, Lillian. 31 00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:06,290 As the lawyer for the Oglethorpe family, 32 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:09,395 I have been entrusted with the last will and testament 33 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:11,793 of Oscar Winterhaven Oglethorpe. 34 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:14,900 - Edmund, I beg your pardon. - Yes, dear lady? 35 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:17,901 I must apologize, but we really must wait 36 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:21,598 for my personal solicitor, Roland T. Flakfizer. 37 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,504 - Jacques. - Lillian, 38 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:26,612 I've been employed by your late husband for over 1 3 years. 39 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:30,079 - Are you dismissing me? - Good heavens, no, Edmund. 40 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:35,620 I was involved in a minor accident with the Bentley last year. 41 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:39,520 Miraculously, he was by my side to assist me. 42 00:07:41,395 --> 00:07:44,523 Oh, Jacques, I want you to go to this address 43 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:46,290 and summon this gentleman at once. 44 00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:48,662 I've been calling all morning and leaving messages. 45 00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:52,135 - I can't seem to reach him. - Yes, Mrs. O... 46 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:55,104 Lillian, how long must we wait? 47 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:59,075 I can assure you, once Mr. Flakfizer receives my message, 48 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:02,079 he will race to be by my side. 49 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:44,885 Anyone hurt? 50 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,685 Roland T. Flakfizer, attorney at law. Don't try to get up. 51 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,830 - I specialize in accident cases. - We're both fine. 52 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:53,089 I know what I'm doing, I know what I'm doing. 53 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:55,701 You wouldn't happen to have any french fries on you, would you? 54 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:58,794 All right, all right. Step back, step back. 55 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,098 I've g***t injured clients here. 56 00:09:00,274 --> 00:09:03,072 Sir, you have caused grievous harm to my clients and their vehicle. 57 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:07,644 And through your negligence, this child has suffered severe neck injuries. 58 00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:09,441 - Leave me alone. - Stick with me, kid, 59 00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:11,948 and you can afford enough Nintendo software to sink a battleship. 60 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:14,815 - I can sue my parents? - I sued mine. 61 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:19,755 - My neck! - Corruptible youth. God bless them. 62 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,758 My Lord, madam. You shouldn't be walking in your condition. 63 00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:28,157 This woman is with child. 64 00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:30,093 If any harm came to this infant, 65 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:33,396 by God, sir, you will feel my wrath in court. 66 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:36,600 - What are you talking about? - Don't try to weasel out of this. 67 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,904 Dozens of witnesses saw your reckless driving. 68 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,010 How many of you saw this man carelessly, 69 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:42,944 and without regard for life and property, 70 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:46,677 careen into my clients at almost 85 miles per hour? 71 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:52,082 And who of you will tell their story to my young, 24-year-old, 72 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,386 Miss lnternational Wet T-shirt champion, 73 00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:55,926 nymphomaniac secretary? 74 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,189 Yo! Right here! Right here! Hey, hey! 75 00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:35,130 Flakfizer's at it again, I see. 76 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:38,632 - Check for outstanding... - Roland T. Flakfizer? That's him. 77 00:10:40,574 --> 00:10:43,737 Thank you very much. You agree with me, I agree with you. 78 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:47,104 Hold that thought. I swear, I never touched your daughter. 79 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,844 Taxi! 80 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,275 Here we go. 81 00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:55,350 Get in. Get in. 82 00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:58,881 - Where to? - Any place with no extradition laws. 83 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,118 - And step on it. - Right. 84 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:07,500 - Mr. Roland T. Flakfizer? - That depends. 85 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:08,862 - Do I owe you money? - No. 86 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,833 In a drunken stupor, did I promise to marry you? 87 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,403 - No. - Then I'm your man. 88 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:15,769 - Lillian Oglethorpe wants to see you. - The Lillian Oglethorpe? 89 00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:20,402 In her mid-50s, with possible gusts up to 60, 65? 90 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,980 - Yes. Can you come right away? - Is she still rich? 91 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,348 By all means. The Oglethorpe place. 92 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:29,421 Big bucks. Yeah, you settle back, I'll get you there safe and sound. 93 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:33,721 One-way street. 94 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,919 Don't worry, this happens a lot. 95 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,599 You enjoy driving a cab? 96 00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:45,465 No. As soon as I get me driver's license, I'm quitting. 97 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,371 A guy's really gotta haul rump to make ends meet these days. 98 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:53,036 I mean, apart from the cab, I'm a pool man, I perform liposuction, 99 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,738 I g***t me own toupee business. My motto: 100 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,680 "Something that size should have hair on it." 101 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,747 Aren't those numbers clicking by awfully fast? 102 00:12:02,456 --> 00:12:04,515 - You're probably a speed-reader. - Well, you g***t me there. 103 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,181 Another two miles and we own this cab. 104 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,350 - I hope you brought money. - Oh, sure. 105 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:11,588 I have a wallet just like that. Hey, that is my wallet. 106 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,357 When I get some money, this could come in handy. 107 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,797 Such behavior. Stealing another man's wallet. 108 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:19,063 - You should be ashamed of yourself. - I don't believe it. You! 109 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:21,906 - What are you doing? - Do you know who I **? 110 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,406 A psychotic cab driver? 111 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,169 I'm Rocco Melonchek. 112 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,972 I hope you know you're blowing any possible tip. 113 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,705 You were my attorney in my divorce case... 114 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,316 ...until you started dating my wife during the trial. 115 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:34,812 And you g***t the court to double the alimony request she originally made. 116 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:37,115 You didn't want her to keep seeing me in cheap motels, did you? 117 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,621 For God's sake, man, she was your wife! 118 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,193 - Help me. - Get off. 119 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:44,694 All right, all right, all right. 120 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,763 Five-minute break. 121 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,284 All right, break's over. 122 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,150 Wait a minute, wait. You're a businessman. 123 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,154 - Let's talk business. - Fine, and then I'll kill you. 124 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,883 I thought I recognized you. 125 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:16,028 I've been looking for you for the past three years. 126 00:13:16,196...