Twisted.Metal.S02E09.720p.HEVC.x265-MeGusta[EZTVx.to] Subtitles

At 00:00:10,370, Character said: [♪]

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At 00:00:24,370, Character said: CALYPSO: Hello.

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At 00:00:25,550, Character said: - Ah!
- [GASPING]

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At 00:00:29,130, Character said: The lovers.

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At 00:00:30,750, Character said: What exactly
can I do for you?

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At 00:00:33,000, Character said: So here's the deal.
Quiet made a wish,

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At 00:00:35,270, Character said: then I came back,
and I made another wish.

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At 00:00:36,750, Character said: It was a simple mistake,

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At 00:00:38,340, Character said: heat of the moment
type thing.

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At 00:00:39,930, Character said: I want the walls to come down
just like Quiet.

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At 00:00:42,580, Character said: So I'm here to undo my wish.
Nothing major.

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At 00:00:44,960, Character said: This is very serious.

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At 00:00:47,200, Character said: I gave you
strict instructions.

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At 00:00:49,240, Character said: - One wish per car.
- I know. It was a mistake.

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At 00:00:51,930, Character said: That's why I want to
take my wish back.

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At 00:00:54,100, Character said: - I mean...
- Do you really want that?

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At 00:00:57,410, Character said: It is your sister,
after all.

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At 00:01:00,370, Character said: And you?

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At 00:01:02,170, Character said: You let him make
this sacrifice?

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At 00:01:04,620, Character said: It was a big lie,

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At 00:01:06,130, Character said: but he must have
really wanted her back.

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At 00:01:10,820, Character said: Yeah, but Krista...

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At 00:01:12,340, Character said: It's my sister.
It's my choice.

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At 00:01:18,030, Character said: If you want to solve
your wish problem...

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At 00:01:24,340, Character said: ...drink from the well.

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At 00:01:27,170, Character said: That well?

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At 00:01:29,170, Character said: Mm-hmm.

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At 00:01:34,340, Character said: [♪]

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At 00:01:47,170, Character said: [EXCLAIMS]

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At 00:01:54,890, Character said: All right, that's it.

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At 00:01:56,100, Character said: Everything will be
taken care of.

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At 00:01:59,100, Character said: Really?

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At 00:02:00,790, Character said: Easy peasy.

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At 00:02:03,240, Character said: You run along now.

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At 00:02:08,620, Character said: Oh, and...

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At 00:02:10,720, Character said: ...have fun tonight.

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At 00:02:13,130, Character said: [LAUGHING]

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At 00:02:15,200, Character said: If he has something
"fun" planned,

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At 00:02:16,370, Character said: we are f***d.

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At 00:02:22,650, Character said: - [DOOR SHUTS]
- [SIGHING]

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At 00:02:25,680, Character said: Nothing like a little calm
before a storm.

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At 00:02:30,790, Character said: [LAUGHING]

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At 00:02:39,550, Character said: [LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

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At 00:02:51,820, Character said: Wow.
This bleach stuff is great.

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At 00:02:54,680, Character said: I wonder if
it'll clean my insides.

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At 00:03:00,130, Character said: [SIGHING] O-kay...

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At 00:03:15,620, Character said: "Duh... deh..."

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At 00:03:20,240, Character said: "Dearest drivers.

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At 00:03:21,720, Character said: "Tonight, we will
be celebrating

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At 00:03:22,960, Character said: "the annual wintertide
solstice promenade."

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At 00:03:25,720, Character said: "We will honor
the transition of the seasons

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At 00:03:29,170, Character said: "with music, dance,
and general revelry."

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At 00:03:32,200, Character said: Ooh!
Did you say "party"?

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At 00:03:35,550, Character said: Lucky for you,
I love dirty dancing.

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At 00:03:38,240, Character said: I'm not surprised
about the dirty part.

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At 00:03:40,580, Character said: You haven't
washed in days.

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At 00:03:42,240, Character said: And I'll pass
on the dancing.

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At 00:03:44,580, Character said: - We'll see about that.
- [LAUGHING]

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At 00:03:48,170, Character said: "Please use the contents of
this stunningly crafted chest

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At 00:03:52,100, Character said: "to ready yourself and meet
outside the gym at 8:00 PM."

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At 00:03:56,440, Character said: "Warm Solstice,

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At 00:03:58,130, Character said: "Calypso."

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At 00:04:01,340, Character said: So the next round
is a party.

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At 00:04:02,820, Character said: John, we f***d
with this man's game.

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At 00:04:05,550, Character said: So, no, I don't think
this next round is just a party.

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At 00:04:09,310, Character said: Well, it can't be that bad.

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At 00:04:10,790, Character said: I'm not taking any chances.

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At 00:04:12,240, Character said: Oh, sh--

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At 00:04:23,200, Character said: Okay, so maybe
there is a dance portion.

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At 00:04:26,440, Character said: Wait, did you say
wintertide solstice promenade?

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At 00:04:29,790, Character said: I've always wanted
to do a prom episode,

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At 00:04:31,580, Character said: but I never
g***t the chance.

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At 00:04:32,820, Character said: But I've seen every one.

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At 00:04:34,510, Character said: Oh... tonight
is going to be magical.

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At 00:04:38,130, Character said: I'm gonna own
the dance floor

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At 00:04:39,650, Character said: like Carlton Banks in
Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

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At 00:04:42,340, Character said: Ain't that right, Harold?

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At 00:04:43,580, Character said: Aw, my own little
Jazzy Jeff.

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At 00:04:46,240, Character said: All right,
I need your opinion.

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At 00:04:48,440, Character said: Do I go cocktail casual,
or Transylvania chic?

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At 00:04:52,310, Character said: I'll go with,
uh, Transylvania chic.

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At 00:04:55,310, Character said: Ah, you don't know anything.

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At 00:04:57,170, Character said: Prom is for the classics.

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At 00:04:59,790, Character said: - [METAL CLANGING]
- Time to stun these hos.

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At 00:05:05,060, Character said: D***n.

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At 00:05:06,680, Character said: Ew, get a life.

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At 00:05:10,440, Character said: I ** so getting my eggs
fertilized tonight.

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At 00:05:13,030, Character said: [GIGGLING]

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At 00:05:14,720, Character said: [OLD VOICE]
Hmm, time to party.

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At 00:05:19,860, Character said: Ah, quit fiddling.

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At 00:05:21,170, Character said: Let Pop Pop do it.

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At 00:05:23,030, Character said: Long over short,
then through the hole,

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At 00:05:25,860, Character said: and back--

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At 00:05:27,240, Character said: Ah, f***k it.
You know what?

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At 00:05:29,200, Character said: If Ricky didn't need a tie
in My So-Called Life,

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At 00:05:31,680, Character said: neither does my Stu.

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At 00:05:36,130, Character said: Yo!

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At 00:05:38,750, Character said: Purple suit.
Looking sharp, Stu.

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At 00:05:43,370, Character said: - It's plum.
- Plum, huh?

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At 00:05:46,130, Character said: - Like the fruit.
- Yeah, I g***t it.

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At 00:05:50,310, Character said: S***y a***s suit, check.

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At 00:05:52,750, Character said: Handsome son of a bitch
to fill it in,

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At 00:05:54,720, Character said: double check.

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At 00:05:56,030, Character said: How great is this?

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At 00:05:57,550, Character said: I mean, the invites,
the suits. Oh...

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At 00:06:00,310, Character said: It's like
I'm in a fairy tale.

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At 00:06:02,510, Character said: Ugh, God,
this is f***g lame.

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At 00:06:04,930, Character said: [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

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At 00:06:12,720, Character said: Whoa.

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At 00:06:20,650, Character said: Is there breeze in here?

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At 00:06:22,100, Character said: - You look amazing.
- Thanks.

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At 00:06:24,750, Character said: Chopping it up
kind of worked out.

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At 00:06:25,820, Character said: Also...

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At 00:06:28,480, Character said: - It'll still hide my hatchet.
- JOHN DOE: Oh.

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At 00:06:32,310, Character said: This dress fits like s***t.

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At 00:06:33,960, Character said: I think that's because
you have it on backwards.

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At 00:06:36,620, Character said: Here, let me help you.

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At 00:06:38,580, Character said: - [ZIPPING]
- How did you do this?

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At 00:06:40,100, Character said: [PA TONES PLAYING]

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At 00:06:43,000, Character said: CALYPSO: Please,
enter the gymnasium.

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At 00:06:48,820, Character said: [DOOR OPENS]

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At 00:06:55,100, Character said: [DOOR SHUTS]

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At 00:06:56,960, Character said: Beautiful.

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At 00:06:58,960, Character said: Oh, very handsome.

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At 00:07:01,060, Character said: Well, here we f***g go.

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At 00:07:04,620, Character said: Lovely. Very dapper.

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At 00:07:07,820, Character said: Welcome to the wintertide
solstice promenade,

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At 00:07:12,240, Character said: a celebration dating back
to the Roanoke Colony.

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At 00:07:16,130, Character said: And back then, we--
They...

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At 00:07:19,130, Character said: ...would gather to honor
life's transitions,

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At 00:07:22,510, Character said: the moments
we all share in common.

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At 00:07:25,680, Character said: And this eve, we honor
the death of autumn,

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At 00:07:28,410, Character said: and celebrate
the birth of winter.

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At 00:07:30,890, Character said: We honor the dead
with our own offering...

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At 00:07:35,410, Character said: ...of life.

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At 00:07:39,720, Character said: I wonder what we're offering.

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At 00:07:45,790, Character said: Oh, good. It's blood.

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At 00:07:50,620, Character said: Who's next?

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At 00:07:55,370, Character said: [HISSES]

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At 00:07:57,480, Character said: [WHINES]

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At 00:08:03,720, Character said: [WINCES]

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At 00:08:10,130, Character said: [WINCES]

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At 00:08:13,480, Character said: [WINCES]
I g***t a splinter.

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At 00:08:16,930, Character said: - [SERVOS WHIRRING]
- Right or left?

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At 00:08:19,170, Character said: I think we can skip you.

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At 00:08:21,000, Character said: Cal, I g***t to tell you,
loving the theme.

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At 00:08:23,030, Character said: [CHUCKLING]

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At 00:08:24,100, Character said: Also, you are
a masterful storyteller.

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At 00:08:27,480, Character said: Hmm. Thank you.

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At 00:08:31,790, Character said: [♪]

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