Ironheart S01E05 - Karmas a Glitch (Awafim.tv) Subtitles

00:00:01,354 --> 00:00:04,- That is not my sister!
- Okay. So, what would you do?

00:00:05,521 --> 00:00:06,Delete... it.

00:00:07,313 --> 00:00:12,Welcome to Stanton's. We g***t sweets.
We g***t reads. All your wishes guaranteed.

00:00:13,479 --> 00:00:15,- [Ronnie] Holy s***t!
- [Zelma] Where did you get this?

00:00:15,563 --> 00:00:17,[Riri] I g***t it from this dude
with a magical red cloak,

00:00:17,646 --> 00:00:19,and I think it's scarring his whole body.

00:00:19,229 --> 00:00:20,[John] Just play this s***t
like we planned it.

00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:24,And we'll be the ones sitting on our asses
like kings in some fancy-a***s mansion.

00:00:24,563 --> 00:00:26,Yeah, his fancy mansion.

00:00:26,271 --> 00:00:28,Freeze! Come on, kid.

00:00:29,354 --> 00:00:30,- [gunshot]
- [groaning]

00:00:30,688 --> 00:00:34,- Promise me, this won't blow back on me.
- I swear.

00:00:34,646 --> 00:00:35,[John groans]

00:00:35,854 --> 00:00:37,[reporter] Stane faces
a multitude of charges,

00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:41,including illegal possession
of bionic technology

00:00:41,313 --> 00:00:43,and domestic terrorism.

00:00:44,313 --> 00:00:46,You and I have someone in common.
Riri Williams.

00:00:46,979 --> 00:00:48,Take my offer,
and you get to create

00:00:48,938 --> 00:00:51,a whole new life
with this passion of yours.

00:00:51,646 --> 00:00:52,As Zeke Stane.

00:00:52,979 --> 00:00:54,[screaming]

00:00:54,854 --> 00:00:58,Uh, Parker, you g***t anything for me?

00:00:58,104 --> 00:01:00,Yeah, I g***t plans for you.

00:01:17,938 --> 00:01:19,[boat horn blares]

00:01:22,271 --> 00:01:23,[Riri and Natalie laughing on recording]

00:01:23,729 --> 00:01:25,[Riri] Okay, let's shut this up
for the one time.

00:01:25,813 --> 00:01:28,Gotta get it for the 'gram,
gotta get it for the 'gram, all right?

00:01:28,229 --> 00:01:30,- So, just to let you know...
- [Natalie] Mm-hmm.

00:01:30,896 --> 00:01:33,- Your girl finna be bigger than Jobs.
- [Natalie] Right.

00:01:33,021 --> 00:01:34,- [Riri] Bigger than Gates.
- [Natalie] Right.

00:01:34,646 --> 00:01:36,- Bigger than Pym. Bigger than Stark.
- [Natalie] Right. Yeah.

00:01:36,896 --> 00:01:38,- [Riri] Combined.
- [Natalie] Okay.

00:01:38,313 --> 00:01:40,- Okay, okay. One more question, though.
- Okay.

00:01:40,063 --> 00:01:41,How you gonna do that from Chicago?

00:01:41,646 --> 00:01:44,Don't you have to go to
the Bay or Seattle or someplace like that?

00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:47,[Riri] Nuh-uh. No, I do not. Okay?

00:01:47,563 --> 00:01:50,The whole industry will flock to Chicago
just to work with your girl,

00:01:50,313 --> 00:01:52,- 'cause I ain't never leaving this city.
- [Natalie] Exactly.

00:01:52,688 --> 00:01:54,- [Riri] Not never.
- [Natalie] Period.

00:01:54,063 --> 00:01:56,[Riri] Mm-hmm. Period.
Okay, what about you?

00:01:56,771 --> 00:01:59,- What do you want more than anything?
- [Natalie] Hmm...

00:01:59,563 --> 00:02:02,[smacks lips]
A night with Thor and his hammer.

00:02:02,313 --> 00:02:04,- I see, now we gotta cut the video off.
- [moans]

00:02:04,479 --> 00:02:07,- Why would you say that?
- Okay, let me start over. No, I just...

00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:10,I just wanna be happy.

00:02:10,896 --> 00:02:12,[♪ wistful music playing]

00:02:23,896 --> 00:02:25,[beeping]

00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:26,The hell?

00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:28,[grunts]

00:02:28,896 --> 00:02:30,- [yelps]
- [crashing]

00:02:30,104 --> 00:02:32,Get me out! Let me out!

00:02:33,729 --> 00:02:36,I g***t the suit,
and I'm headed to you guys now.

00:02:36,354 --> 00:02:38,[♪ Latin rock music playing,
Santana "Evil Ways"]

00:02:41,021 --> 00:02:45,♪ You've g***t to change
your evil ways, baby ♪

00:02:45,563 --> 00:02:47,[tires screeching]

00:02:47,063 --> 00:02:49,{\an8}♪ Before I stop lovin' you ♪

00:02:49,979 --> 00:02:51,{\an8}♪ You've g***t to change... ♪

00:02:51,896 --> 00:02:54,[Zelma] I've been trying to tell you.
Science will not solve your magic problem.

00:02:54,979 --> 00:02:56,This is bigger than you think.

00:02:58,021 --> 00:03:00,[Riri] Dormoomoo the Cosmic Conqueror.

00:03:01,229 --> 00:03:03,What the hell does that even mean?

00:03:05,604 --> 00:03:07,My bad.

00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:09,[energy chimes]

00:03:12,104 --> 00:03:14,It's Dormammu.
Which means you've officially bitten off

00:03:14,938 --> 00:03:17,- a hell of a lot more than you can chew.
- Nah, I can chew a lot.

00:03:17,979 --> 00:03:19,I'm aware.

00:03:19,063 --> 00:03:23,So you're telling me this puffy-a***s cloud
with eyes holds apocalyptic power?

00:03:23,729 --> 00:03:26,I seen pigeons
on the South Side scarier than this.

00:03:26,938 --> 00:03:28,This is serious, Riri.

00:03:28,604 --> 00:03:32,You could be dealing with one of
the most powerful beings in the universe.

00:03:32,063 --> 00:03:33,How sure are you about all of this?

00:03:33,896 --> 00:03:37,Like a solid... 50%.

00:03:37,354 --> 00:03:40,Okay, so why would a ruler
of a whole dimension be handing out

00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:42,outerwear to humans?

00:03:42,688 --> 00:03:44,My best guess is to come to Earth.

00:03:44,979 --> 00:03:46,- For what?
- I don't know.

00:03:47,604 --> 00:03:50,- To eat it?
- Magic, zero.

00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:53,Look, when you mentioned
those crazy magic scars

00:03:53,271 --> 00:03:55,on this dude, Parker, I did research.

00:03:55,271 --> 00:03:57,Years ago, there was this rogue sorcerer
named Kaecilius

00:03:57,979 --> 00:04:01,and he used to stan Dormammu
and his Dark magic.

00:04:01,063 --> 00:04:05,Look, he ended up
with these purple scars all over his body

00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:07,and g***t these weird visions.

00:04:07,896 --> 00:04:09,Sound familiar? Right.

00:04:09,521 --> 00:04:12,This dude Kaecilius tried to
unleash Dormammu on Earth

00:04:12,563 --> 00:04:15,- in exchange for eternal life.
- This still don't make no sense.

00:04:16,313 --> 00:04:18,Why would Dormammu give Parker powers?

00:04:19,896 --> 00:04:24,Parker's not some evil wizard.
He's just a guy who wants enough commas

00:04:24,729 --> 00:04:27,and zeros in his bank account
to feel worthy of respect.

00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:28,Are you sure about that?

00:04:34,146 --> 00:04:38,Beings like Dormammu don't care
who Parker is, what he wants,

00:04:38,229 --> 00:04:41,they just need a puppet
to carry out whatever sinister plan

00:04:41,688 --> 00:04:45,they're coming up with, and honestly,
Parker, blinded by ambition,

00:04:46,021 --> 00:04:47,easy to manipulate.

00:04:49,729 --> 00:04:51,So how do I take care of Parker?

00:04:52,979 --> 00:04:55,You probably gotta shut him down.

00:04:56,104 --> 00:04:57,Like...

00:04:58,063 --> 00:04:59,for good.

00:04:59,146 --> 00:05:00,There's gotta be another way.

00:05:00,771 --> 00:05:03,You're dealing with magic now,
and magic always comes at a price,

00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:05,and sometimes it's a heavy one.

00:05:08,771 --> 00:05:10,- [sighs]
- [door opens]

00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:15,[♪ uneasy music playing]

00:05:21,229 --> 00:05:23,Let's, um...
Let's talk about this later, okay?

00:05:23,813 --> 00:05:25,- What's going on?
- [Jeri] Evening, folks.

00:05:25,854 --> 00:05:28,Unfortunately, this place is now closed.

00:05:28,479 --> 00:05:32,Health code violation.
There's a murderous snake in the building.

00:05:35,354 --> 00:05:37,He said we're closed.

00:05:37,146 --> 00:05:38,- [grunts]
- [people exclaim]

00:05:38,938 --> 00:05:40,[♪ tense music playing]

00:05:46,354 --> 00:05:48,[man] Yo, close up, homie. I'm gone.

00:05:48,146 --> 00:05:51,Okay, unless you can zap yourself
to an alternate White Castle,

00:05:51,021 --> 00:05:52,I suggest you leave now.

00:05:52,229 --> 00:05:54,You don't gotta tell me twice.
Are you gonna be okay?

00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:56,- I g***t this.
- [Zelma] Oh. Right.

00:05:58,979 --> 00:06:01,- [door opens]
- [whispers] Come on, Natalie, answer.

00:06:04,063 --> 00:06:06,Out of all the places
to come get late-night eats,

00:06:06,104 --> 00:06:07,you choose to come here?

00:06:07,396 --> 00:06:09,What? I like White Castle.

00:06:09,854 --> 00:06:10,[slurps]

00:06:11,521 --> 00:06:12,[Jeri sighs]

00:06:14,604 --> 00:06:16,- Let's just kill her already.
- Okay.

00:06:16,938 --> 00:06:18,[♪ tense music builds]

00:06:20,604 --> 00:06:22,- [♪ intense music playing]
- [whimpers]

00:06:22,771 --> 00:06:24,[Roz laughing]

00:06:24,229 --> 00:06:25,[all grunting]

00:06:26,688 --> 00:06:27,[Jeri] Get her, Roz!

00:06:34,438 --> 00:06:35,- Get her!
- Get over here!

00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:38,[groans]

00:06:39,188 --> 00:06:40,- [spray hisses]
- [Roz yells]

00:06:48,021 --> 00:06:49,[growling]

00:06:51,313 --> 00:06:52,Come on.

00:06:52,313 --> 00:06:53,[cries out]

00:06:54,063 --> 00:06:55,Oh, you like that?

00:06:55,521 --> 00:06:56,[Riri] Seriously?

00:06:58,396 --> 00:07:00,- [pipe clatters]
- [Roz groaning]

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