Carmela Clutch - Your Father Is Boring In Bed - MyPervyFamily Subtitles

00:02:32,709 --> 00:02:36,Hey, I don't know where you are, but I
thought we were meeting up tonight.

00:02:37,350 --> 00:02:42,I mean, it's already 6 .30. I only have
a couple of hours.

00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:48,I'm in room 601, so whenever you get
here, just hurry on up, okay?

00:02:48,570 --> 00:02:49,I can't wait to see you.

00:02:51,930 --> 00:02:52,Bye.

00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,I know what I can do.

00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:18,He's not gonna be able to resist this.

00:03:36,499 --> 00:03:39,Hey, just letting you know that I'm
already here waiting for you.

00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:46,So I figured since I g***t here early and
you're not here yet, I could

00:03:46,740 --> 00:03:53,entice you by telling you what a dirty
little s***t I'm going to be for you and

00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:59,how much I absolutely love sucking your
c***k and getting it all f***g wet.

00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,My husband hates that s***t.

00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:05,He's so boring. Well, you already know.

00:04:05,700 --> 00:04:09,So, I can't wait to be playing with you.

00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:14,Tease you through all the lame back of
my throat.

00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:16,Mm -hmm.

00:04:17,740 --> 00:04:21,And that little thing you like me to do
when you're turned around?

00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,Milking you?

00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:27,Mm -hmm.

00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:39,And then there's always the fact that
there's always more than just three

00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:40,positions.

00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:44,You know, my husband's kind of boring
with that.

00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:48,I love how inventive you get.

00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:49,Creative.

00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:53,How you like to f***k me deep.

00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:56,Non -stop.

00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:03,You just ravage my body.

00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:28,It's going to be very boring.

00:05:29,770 --> 00:05:35,I still choose having s***x with him. I
still prefer having your c***k deep

00:05:35,950 --> 00:05:36,me.

00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:47,I'm feeling your rock hard c***k buried
deep inside me.

00:05:48,970 --> 00:05:50,In that position that you like.

00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:06,I wish it started without you.

00:06:10,260 --> 00:06:10,I

00:06:10,940 --> 00:06:19,can't

00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,wait to be choking on your c***k.

00:06:24,020 --> 00:06:27,And look, your favorite.

00:06:44,010 --> 00:06:45,What the f***k?

00:06:45,730 --> 00:06:46,Oh, my God.

00:06:46,970 --> 00:06:48,Johnny? No, no.

00:06:49,870 --> 00:06:51,Um... What?

00:06:51,850 --> 00:06:52,Oh, no.

00:06:52,970 --> 00:06:56,S***t. What are you doing here? How did
you get in my room?

00:06:57,370 --> 00:06:59,I, um... Hold on.

00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:01,Okay, okay.

00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:05,Um, I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.

00:07:05,470 --> 00:07:07,What are you doing here?

00:07:07,550 --> 00:07:12,I mean, I... How did you get in here? I
went to the front desk, and I said, you

00:07:12,970 --> 00:07:18,know... My stepmom is staying here and I
just... I lost my key and they gave me

00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:22,a key and... I mean... What do you think
you're doing?

00:07:23,030 --> 00:07:26,I mean, what do you think you're doing?
Because where's Dad?

00:07:28,270 --> 00:07:34,Um... That's besides the point. I...
What? Why are you here?

00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:40,Well... Look, I just... I'm a little
concerned, you know?

00:07:41,550 --> 00:07:42,Um...

00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:48,I mean, Dad's not here. You're in a
hotel room in lingerie.

00:07:48,830 --> 00:07:55,Like, I mean... Um, listen, I

00:07:55,110 --> 00:08:01,didn't want to talk to you about this. I
mean, you're a stepson, and... But, to

00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:06,be honest, your father and I... Look,
are you cheating on my dad?

00:08:08,630 --> 00:08:09,Listen, you gotta understand.

00:08:10,570 --> 00:08:17,Your father and I haven't had, like,
satisfying s***x in, it feels like

00:08:17,310 --> 00:08:20,years now. But you don't, that doesn't
mean you cheat on him. And you go to

00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:25,random hotel, like, who's this guy that
you're cheating with? And, like, I mean,

00:08:25,930 --> 00:08:28,where did you meet him?

00:08:28,910 --> 00:08:31,No one was supposed to find out. No one
was supposed to know. I didn't expect

00:08:31,430 --> 00:08:32,you to follow me.

00:08:32,710 --> 00:08:37,Well, I'm concerned because, I mean,
it's my dad. And, like, I don't want him

00:08:37,370 --> 00:08:40,get hurt. And I'm concerned, like.

00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:42,You don't, I mean, do you even know this
guy? Like, do we know him?

00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:47,He's not anywhere in the family, you
know.

00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:50,So, keeping it outside of the family.

00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:54,Okay, well, I mean, are you using
protection?

00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:59,Like, I mean, what if my dad, I don't...
Listen, the type of s***x that I'm into,

00:08:59,380 --> 00:09:03,your father just doesn't seem to get it.

00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:09,You know, three positions in the dark.
I'm bored out of my mind. I cry myself

00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,sleep.

00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:11,I need this.

00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,I mean, did you try talking to him?

00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:17,When? When he's watching the game?

00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:23,I mean... I've tried everything. I've
tried lingerie. I've tried vacation,

00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:27,surprise trips. I've tried everything.
I've tried bringing home a girl. Sorry,

00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:31,you're not supposed to hear that, but,
you know, I don't know what else to do.

00:09:32,460 --> 00:09:38,I mean, um... Look, I don't want to have
to tell him.

00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,You know, because it's going to kill
him.

00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:44,I don't want you to tell him either. You
weren't supposed to be here.

00:09:45,020 --> 00:09:51,Um, what if, um... I don't know if I

00:09:51,940 --> 00:09:52,can tell you this.

00:09:53,340 --> 00:09:54,Tell me what?

00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:57,Well, I mean, what if I keep your secret
and not tell my dad?

00:09:57,900 --> 00:10:04,Can you... Would you do that? Well,
yeah, I mean, I... I mean, I want to.

00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,Um, but can...

00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:08,Can you keep a secret from me?

00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:12,Yeah, of course. I'm your stepmom.

00:10:12,420 --> 00:10:19,I know, but... I mean... I don't want to
hurt my dad,

00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:23,you know? Yeah. And you messing around
with other guys outside of the family.

00:10:23,460 --> 00:10:27,he found out about that, he'd be... He'd
be really... I don't want to hurt him

00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:29,either. That's why he wasn't supposed to
know.

00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:35,So, all right. I'm just going to level
with you.

00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:38,You promise you won't tell him?

00:10:39,150 --> 00:10:40,Of course not.

00:10:40,870 --> 00:10:41,You can trust me.

00:10:42,010 --> 00:10:46,I know, but he'll... He'll be so upset
with both of us.

00:10:48,370 --> 00:10:49,Both of us?

00:10:51,890 --> 00:10:53,So... F***k.

00:10:55,150 --> 00:10:56,I kind of have a crush on you.

00:10:57,810 --> 00:10:59,No, see, don't laugh. That's not cruel.

00:10:59,790 --> 00:11:03,No, no, I wasn't... I didn't mean to
laugh. I'm not laughing. I know, but I

00:11:03,670 --> 00:11:04,shouldn't have a crush on you.

00:11:05,050 --> 00:11:07,You're... This is wrong and it's...

00:11:08,370 --> 00:11:09,I can't stop thinking.

00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:14,Well, Johnny, it's not like we're
related.

00:11:15,510 --> 00:11:19,I mean, I know, but you married my dad,
and we live in the same house. Yeah, but

00:11:19,710 --> 00:11:22,you were already a full, basically grown
man by then.

00:11:22,770 --> 00:11:23,I know.

00:11:23,970 --> 00:11:28,But it's not like, since I moved back
from college and everything, and we're

00:11:28,590 --> 00:11:33,back living in the house, and I just
can't stop thinking. This is so wrong.

00:11:33,650 --> 00:11:35,It doesn't have to be.

00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:39,Okay, I have an idea.

00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:46,Clearly, I'm being stood up.

00:11:47,530 --> 00:11:50,And clearly, you've caught me.

00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:57,So what if we... I mean, I still get the

00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:58,s***x life I want.

00:11:59,030 --> 00:12:04,And you get to kind of live out your
fantasy of f***g your crush.

00:12:05,030 --> 00:12:06,So what if I'm your stepmom?

00:12:06,850 --> 00:12:07,I don't give a s***t.

00:12:08,839 --> 00:12:14,I mean, as long as we keep this our
secret, you know? Yeah, definitely. I

00:12:14,340 --> 00:12:20,want your father finding out about this
at all. No. I mean, God, I've... This is

00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:21,so wrong. I've still thought about you.

00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:24,Like, really, really, really bad.

00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:29,I mean... You sure?

00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:32,Mm -hmm.

00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:33,Yeah. I'm sure.

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