Carmela Clutch - Your Father Is Boring In Bed Subtitles

At 00:02:32,709, Character said: Hey, I don't know where you are, but I
thought we were meeting up tonight.

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At 00:02:37,350, Character said: I mean, it's already 6 .30. I only have
a couple of hours.

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At 00:02:43,430, Character said: I'm in room 601, so whenever you get
here, just hurry on up, okay?

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At 00:02:48,570, Character said: I can't wait to see you.

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At 00:02:51,930, Character said: Bye.

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At 00:03:06,320, Character said: I know what I can do.

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At 00:03:17,360, Character said: He's not gonna be able to resist this.

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At 00:03:36,499, Character said: Hey, just letting you know that I'm
already here waiting for you.

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At 00:03:41,280, Character said: So I figured since I g***t here early and
you're not here yet, I could

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At 00:03:46,740, Character said: entice you by telling you what a dirty
little s***t I'm going to be for you and

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At 00:03:53,480, Character said: how much I absolutely love sucking your
c***k and getting it all f***g wet.

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At 00:04:00,440, Character said: My husband hates that s***t.

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At 00:04:03,280, Character said: He's so boring. Well, you already know.

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At 00:04:05,700, Character said: So, I can't wait to be playing with you.

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At 00:04:11,120, Character said: Tease you through all the lame back of
my throat.

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At 00:04:15,520, Character said: Mm -hmm.

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At 00:04:17,740, Character said: And that little thing you like me to do
when you're turned around?

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At 00:04:24,000, Character said: Milking you?

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At 00:04:26,080, Character said: Mm -hmm.

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At 00:04:36,040, Character said: And then there's always the fact that
there's always more than just three

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At 00:04:39,720, Character said: positions.

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At 00:04:41,520, Character said: You know, my husband's kind of boring
with that.

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At 00:04:46,300, Character said: I love how inventive you get.

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At 00:04:48,920, Character said: Creative.

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At 00:04:51,900, Character said: How you like to f***k me deep.

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At 00:04:55,860, Character said: Non -stop.

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At 00:04:59,620, Character said: You just ravage my body.

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At 00:05:25,450, Character said: It's going to be very boring.

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At 00:05:29,770, Character said: I still choose having s***x with him. I
still prefer having your c***k deep

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At 00:05:35,950, Character said: me.

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At 00:05:41,090, Character said: I'm feeling your rock hard c***k buried
deep inside me.

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At 00:05:48,970, Character said: In that position that you like.

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At 00:06:05,360, Character said: I wish it started without you.

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At 00:06:10,260, Character said: I

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At 00:06:10,940, Character said: can't

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At 00:06:19,600, Character said: wait to be choking on your c***k.

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At 00:06:24,020, Character said: And look, your favorite.

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At 00:06:44,010, Character said: What the f***k?

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At 00:06:45,730, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:06:46,970, Character said: Johnny? No, no.

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At 00:06:49,870, Character said: Um... What?

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At 00:06:51,850, Character said: Oh, no.

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At 00:06:52,970, Character said: S***t. What are you doing here? How did
you get in my room?

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At 00:06:57,370, Character said: I, um... Hold on.

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At 00:07:00,670, Character said: Okay, okay.

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At 00:07:02,630, Character said: Um, I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.

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At 00:07:05,470, Character said: What are you doing here?

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At 00:07:07,550, Character said: I mean, I... How did you get in here? I
went to the front desk, and I said, you

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At 00:07:12,970, Character said: know... My stepmom is staying here and I
just... I lost my key and they gave me

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At 00:07:18,030, Character said: a key and... I mean... What do you think
you're doing?

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At 00:07:23,030, Character said: I mean, what do you think you're doing?
Because where's Dad?

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At 00:07:28,270, Character said: Um... That's besides the point. I...
What? Why are you here?

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At 00:07:35,310, Character said: Well... Look, I just... I'm a little
concerned, you know?

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At 00:07:41,550, Character said: Um...

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At 00:07:42,830, Character said: I mean, Dad's not here. You're in a
hotel room in lingerie.

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At 00:07:48,830, Character said: Like, I mean... Um, listen, I

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At 00:07:55,110, Character said: didn't want to talk to you about this. I
mean, you're a stepson, and... But, to

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At 00:08:01,350, Character said: be honest, your father and I... Look,
are you cheating on my dad?

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At 00:08:08,630, Character said: Listen, you gotta understand.

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At 00:08:10,570, Character said: Your father and I haven't had, like,
satisfying s***x in, it feels like

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At 00:08:17,310, Character said: years now. But you don't, that doesn't
mean you cheat on him. And you go to

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At 00:08:20,750, Character said: random hotel, like, who's this guy that
you're cheating with? And, like, I mean,

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At 00:08:25,930, Character said: where did you meet him?

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At 00:08:28,910, Character said: No one was supposed to find out. No one
was supposed to know. I didn't expect

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At 00:08:31,430, Character said: you to follow me.

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At 00:08:32,710, Character said: Well, I'm concerned because, I mean,
it's my dad. And, like, I don't want him

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At 00:08:37,370, Character said: get hurt. And I'm concerned, like.

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At 00:08:40,360, Character said: You don't, I mean, do you even know this
guy? Like, do we know him?

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At 00:08:44,600, Character said: He's not anywhere in the family, you
know.

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At 00:08:47,720, Character said: So, keeping it outside of the family.

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At 00:08:50,460, Character said: Okay, well, I mean, are you using
protection?

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At 00:08:54,520, Character said: Like, I mean, what if my dad, I don't...
Listen, the type of s***x that I'm into,

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At 00:08:59,380, Character said: your father just doesn't seem to get it.

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At 00:09:04,480, Character said: You know, three positions in the dark.
I'm bored out of my mind. I cry myself

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At 00:09:09,000, Character said: sleep.

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At 00:09:10,600, Character said: I need this.

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At 00:09:12,260, Character said: I mean, did you try talking to him?

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At 00:09:16,240, Character said: When? When he's watching the game?

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At 00:09:19,600, Character said: I mean... I've tried everything. I've
tried lingerie. I've tried vacation,

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At 00:09:24,120, Character said: surprise trips. I've tried everything.
I've tried bringing home a girl. Sorry,

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At 00:09:27,700, Character said: you're not supposed to hear that, but,
you know, I don't know what else to do.

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At 00:09:32,460, Character said: I mean, um... Look, I don't want to have
to tell him.

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At 00:09:39,040, Character said: You know, because it's going to kill
him.

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At 00:09:41,280, Character said: I don't want you to tell him either. You
weren't supposed to be here.

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At 00:09:45,020, Character said: Um, what if, um... I don't know if I

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At 00:09:51,940, Character said: can tell you this.

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At 00:09:53,340, Character said: Tell me what?

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At 00:09:54,240, Character said: Well, I mean, what if I keep your secret
and not tell my dad?

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At 00:09:57,900, Character said: Can you... Would you do that? Well,
yeah, I mean, I... I mean, I want to.

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At 00:10:05,000, Character said: Um, but can...

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At 00:10:07,800, Character said: Can you keep a secret from me?

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At 00:10:10,320, Character said: Yeah, of course. I'm your stepmom.

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At 00:10:12,420, Character said: I know, but... I mean... I don't want to
hurt my dad,

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At 00:10:19,240, Character said: you know? Yeah. And you messing around
with other guys outside of the family.

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At 00:10:23,460, Character said: he found out about that, he'd be... He'd
be really... I don't want to hurt him

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At 00:10:27,700, Character said: either. That's why he wasn't supposed to
know.

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At 00:10:33,160, Character said: So, all right. I'm just going to level
with you.

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At 00:10:37,930, Character said: You promise you won't tell him?

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At 00:10:39,150, Character said: Of course not.

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At 00:10:40,870, Character said: You can trust me.

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At 00:10:42,010, Character said: I know, but he'll... He'll be so upset
with both of us.

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At 00:10:48,370, Character said: Both of us?

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At 00:10:51,890, Character said: So... F***k.

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At 00:10:55,150, Character said: I kind of have a crush on you.

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At 00:10:57,810, Character said: No, see, don't laugh. That's not cruel.

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At 00:10:59,790, Character said: No, no, I wasn't... I didn't mean to
laugh. I'm not laughing. I know, but I

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At 00:11:03,670, Character said: shouldn't have a crush on you.

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At 00:11:05,050, Character said: You're... This is wrong and it's...

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At 00:11:08,370, Character said: I can't stop thinking.

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At 00:11:11,750, Character said: Well, Johnny, it's not like we're
related.

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At 00:11:15,510, Character said: I mean, I know, but you married my dad,
and we live in the same house. Yeah, but

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At 00:11:19,710, Character said: you were already a full, basically grown
man by then.

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At 00:11:22,770, Character said: I know.

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At 00:11:23,970, Character said: But it's not like, since I moved back
from college and everything, and we're

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At 00:11:28,590, Character said: back living in the house, and I just
can't stop thinking. This is so wrong.

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At 00:11:33,650, Character said: It doesn't have to be.

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At 00:11:38,330, Character said: Okay, I have an idea.

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At 00:11:42,450, Character said: Clearly, I'm being stood up.

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At 00:11:47,530, Character said: And clearly, you've caught me.

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At 00:11:50,710, Character said: So what if we... I mean, I still get the

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At 00:11:57,650, Character said: s***x life I want.

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At 00:11:59,030, Character said: And you get to kind of live out your
fantasy of f***g your crush.

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At 00:12:05,030, Character said: So what if I'm your stepmom?

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At 00:12:06,850, Character said: I don't give a s***t.

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At 00:12:08,839, Character said: I mean, as long as we keep this our
secret, you know? Yeah, definitely. I

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At 00:12:14,340, Character said: want your father finding out about this
at all. No. I mean, God, I've... This is

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At 00:12:20,640, Character said: so wrong. I've still thought about you.

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At 00:12:23,040, Character said: Like, really, really, really bad.

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At 00:12:26,240, Character said: I mean... You sure?

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At 00:12:31,060, Character said: Mm -hmm.

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At 00:12:32,040, Character said: Yeah. I'm sure.

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