P-Valley.S01E01.WEBRip.x264-ION10.en Subtitles

At 00:01:40,534, Character said: All right, now, come on.

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At 00:01:42,603, Character said: Let's go, baby.

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At 00:01:44,738, Character said: We gonna be there soon.

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At 00:01:59,186, Character said: All right, 15 minutes.

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At 00:02:11,265, Character said: All right, people, back on the bus.

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At 00:02:14,869, Character said: It's time to go.

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At 00:02:19,240, Character said: Hey, little mama, where you going?

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At 00:02:20,774, Character said: We finna go.

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At 00:04:29,470, Character said: Welcome to Saturday night at The Pynk,

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At 00:04:31,338, Character said: the finest shake joint
in all of P***y Valley,

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At 00:04:34,441, Character said: right off exit 29 in the Dirty Delta,

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At 00:04:36,910, Character said: as fertile as the Nile.

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At 00:04:42,683, Character said: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

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At 00:04:45,386, Character said: Shake that, pop that, jiggle that fat a***s!

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At 00:04:48,455, Character said: Let's go up in this bitch!

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At 00:05:00,401, Character said: And this nigga gonna say,
"Can I get some change?"

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At 00:05:03,671, Character said: - No.
- And I was like, "No, nigga, no."

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At 00:05:06,473, Character said: Ain't like my G-string
a motherfucking collection plate.

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At 00:05:09,410, Character said: Amen.

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At 00:05:10,544, Character said: And here I thought stripping
was a recession-proof industry.

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At 00:05:14,748, Character said: Bitch, how that pole burn, though?

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At 00:05:17,951, Character said: Better put some Neosporin on that bitch.

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At 00:05:19,353, Character said: Another scar on my pretty-a***s legs.

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At 00:05:21,088, Character said: They gonna get you
with them pretty-a***s legs.

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At 00:05:27,327, Character said: - S***t.
- F***k!

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At 00:05:28,562, Character said: What the hell?

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At 00:05:29,830, Character said: Customer put his f***g beer
on the stage,

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At 00:05:31,432, Character said: I do a monkey drop,
he end up busting me in my f***g head.

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At 00:05:34,368, Character said: You gonna need more than
some Neosporin for that.

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At 00:05:35,936, Character said: You gonna need some stitches.

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At 00:05:37,004, Character said: Mercedes, finish dancing my turn for me?

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At 00:05:39,940, Character said: My arms is tired.

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At 00:05:41,341, Character said: I'm liable to fly right off the pole
into the crowd.

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At 00:05:42,843, Character said: Mercedes, finish that girl turn.

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At 00:05:44,645, Character said: - Hell, why don't you do it?
- Because I just went out.

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At 00:05:46,647, Character said: I'll give you a blunt.

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At 00:05:47,948, Character said: Miss Mississippi, bring your black a***s
back out on this stage right now.

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At 00:05:52,953, Character said: Right now.

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At 00:05:57,591, Character said: Bitch, you gonna owe me more than a blunt.

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At 00:06:03,130, Character said: Can I borrow your hairpiece?

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At 00:06:04,631, Character said: Y'all, it is money out there.

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At 00:06:09,636, Character said: Child, smell like
somebody that died up in here.

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At 00:06:20,948, Character said: First day back off maternity leave
and I get another f***g scar.

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At 00:06:24,985, Character said: Hair can cover this one.

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At 00:06:26,987, Character said: Floss can't cover that one.

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At 00:06:42,669, Character said: - That's that bud.
- $20, nigga.

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At 00:06:53,514, Character said: All right, it be 30, little mama.

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At 00:06:54,748, Character said: But that gentleman just paid 20.

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At 00:06:56,483, Character said: Yeah, well, that how much it cost
for a pretty bitch like you.

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At 00:06:58,752, Character said: That how you give compliments
round these here parts?

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At 00:07:00,821, Character said: That's just the politicking of The Pynk.

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At 00:07:03,190, Character said: Uncle Clifford rules.

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At 00:07:04,691, Character said: No funny money, no bullets,

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At 00:07:06,460, Character said: and no motherfucking chips.

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At 00:07:08,061, Character said: No chips?

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At 00:07:15,469, Character said: Look...

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At 00:07:18,138, Character said: ...take this 20 and my email.

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At 00:07:21,074, Character said: Your email?

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At 00:07:24,044, Character said: It's gonna be like that.

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At 00:07:27,447, Character said: Take your Rihanna-looking a***s
on somewhere.

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At 00:07:31,885, Character said: Next!

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At 00:07:37,724, Character said: Okay, you good.

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At 00:07:40,561, Character said: Go on in.

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At 00:07:45,032, Character said: Go ahead.

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At 00:07:54,741, Character said: Back of the line.

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At 00:08:10,591, Character said: Hands where I can see 'em.

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At 00:08:17,564, Character said: Hey, what'd I say?

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At 00:08:19,499, Character said: Hands where I can see 'em.

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At 00:08:20,868, Character said: Sorry. Slipped.

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At 00:08:25,505, Character said: Slipped again.

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At 00:08:27,074, Character said: Hey, bitch! Bitch, what the hell?

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At 00:08:29,042, Character said: - I g***t this.
- Hey, come on, now!

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At 00:08:30,911, Character said: I told you to keep your hands
off our girls, now.

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At 00:08:32,946, Character said: - Hey, motherfucker, what you doing?
- Bring your a***s.

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At 00:08:35,515, Character said: Get your hands off me, boy!

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At 00:08:36,817, Character said: I done paid my d***n money!

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At 00:08:38,652, Character said: Come back soon, now!

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At 00:08:40,087, Character said: F***k you!

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At 00:08:41,822, Character said: Faggot-a***s nigga!

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At 00:08:42,789, Character said: Hell, The Pynk ain't hitting
on s***t nowadays no way.

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At 00:08:45,792, Character said: Jesse, you best calm down before I tell
your wife where you was tonight.

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At 00:08:49,730, Character said: I want my cover charge back!

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At 00:08:51,131, Character said: You want your come back, too?

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At 00:09:03,543, Character said: Well, now, Jesse looked a bit drunk.

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At 00:09:06,647, Character said: No, he just g***t a bad case of blue balls.

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At 00:09:09,650, Character said: That's why he wobbling.

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At 00:09:10,651, Character said: Uncle Clifford,
you best not be serving no liquor.

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At 00:09:13,020, Character said: Now, you know this new mayor
and his no tequila and titties ordinance.

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At 00:09:16,823, Character said: Sheriff Bailey, you know me.

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At 00:09:18,992, Character said: I abides by all the county rules.

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At 00:09:21,161, Character said: As you know, I have mine own.

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At 00:09:22,896, Character said: Good. Liquor and p***y are like
a stick of dynamite.

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At 00:09:25,699, Character said: Blow up in your face every time.

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At 00:09:27,668, Character said: I want to know what kind of liquor
and p***y you sipping on do all that.

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At 00:09:30,337, Character said: Clifford, ain't nobody g***t time
to be writing no summonses.

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At 00:09:32,973, Character said: What, you want to come take
a look for yourself?

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At 00:09:34,841, Character said: Make sure we living right
in this warehouse of sin?

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At 00:09:41,348, Character said: Well...

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At 00:09:42,783, Character said: it's a Saturday night.

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At 00:09:44,685, Character said: Sunday morning just a minute away.

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At 00:09:47,854, Character said: So let me break you off
some of these honey golds...

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At 00:09:50,791, Character said: for your trouble.

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At 00:09:56,129, Character said: Better get these home
before they get cold.

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At 00:09:59,366, Character said: Night, Uncle Clifford.

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At 00:10:01,101, Character said: Night, Sheriff Bailey.

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At 00:10:05,839, Character said: Better off letting him see some of these
bitches' p***y than some bank, man.

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At 00:10:09,042, Character said: Diamond!

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At 00:10:10,210, Character said: Did anybody ask your opinion?

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At 00:10:24,891, Character said: All right, bitches.

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At 00:10:27,661, Character said: Booty Battle rules.

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At 00:10:29,696, Character said: DJ Neva Scared gonna give
each bitch two minutes to turn up,

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At 00:10:32,866, Character said: and after that, you exit stage left.

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At 00:10:35,802, Character said: Winner wins 50 duckets and a hot plate.

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At 00:10:38,238, Character said: Any questions?

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At 00:10:41,308, Character said: All right, good.

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At 00:10:42,709, Character said: Now, give bitch your name,

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At 00:10:44,077, Character said: and you best not say no Alizé,

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At 00:10:45,245, Character said: 'cause last bitch that came in here
with that name...

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At 00:10:49,916, Character said: Let me think on that, then.

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At 00:10:51,184, Character said: Next.

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At 00:10:52,386, Character said: - Skrawberry.
- Skrawberry?

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At 00:10:56,223, Character said: My name Blue Cinnamon.

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At 00:10:58,692, Character said: And where they do that at?

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At 00:11:03,397, Character said: You ain't ready for this war.

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At 00:11:05,298, Character said: Where your floss at?

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At 00:11:08,869, Character said: Maite, can you get this bitch beat
for tonight?

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At 00:11:11,304, Character said: Don't worry. I g***t it, Uncle.

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At 00:11:20,447, Character said: This one.

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At 00:11:21,882, Character said: It light up in the dark.

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At 00:11:23,050, Character said: - How much?
- 15.

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At 00:11:31,358, Character said: But for you, 10.

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At 00:11:40,333, Character said: Hey, that Yvonne Saint Lorraine
you rocking?

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At 00:11:44,104, Character said: Yves Saint Laurent?

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At 00:11:46,373, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:12:02,389, Character said: Bitch, what your name is?

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At 00:12:08,328, Character said: I said what's your name?

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At 00:12:11,331, Character said: Autumn.

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At 00:12:13,834, Character said: Autumn Night.

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At 00:12:16,002, Character said: Sounding all poetic and s***t.

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At 00:12:29,850, Character said: Oh, man.

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At 00:12:37,524, Character said: - What's up, Big L?
- What's up, Style Jean?

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At 00:12:44,297, Character said: Mercedes' Last Dance.

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At 00:12:47,534, Character said: After seven years, huh?

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At 00:12:50,036, Character said: Took you long enough.

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At 00:12:51,104, Character said: Well, my 401(k) in need of spending.

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At 00:12:53,273, Character said: Besides, 25 retirement age
for a stripper nowadays, so...

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At 00:12:57,811, Character said: Who gonna take over your Sunday night set?

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At 00:12:59,279, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:13:00,881, Character said: But come end of the month,
no more Mercedes Sundays for me.

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