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00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:42,All right, now, come on.

00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,Let's go, baby.

00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:46,We gonna be there soon.

00:01:59,186 --> 00:02:00,All right, 15 minutes.

00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:13,All right, people, back on the bus.

00:02:14,869 --> 00:02:16,It's time to go.

00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,Hey, little mama, where you going?

00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:21,We finna go.

00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:31,Welcome to Saturday night at The Pynk,

00:04:31,338 --> 00:04:34,the finest shake joint
in all of P***y Valley,

00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:36,right off exit 29 in the Dirty Delta,

00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:39,as fertile as the Nile.

00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:45,Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:48,Shake that, pop that, jiggle that fat a***s!

00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:50,Let's go up in this bitch!

00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:03,And this nigga gonna say,
"Can I get some change?"

00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:06,- No.
- And I was like, "No, nigga, no."

00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:09,Ain't like my G-string
a motherfucking collection plate.

00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:10,Amen.

00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:13,And here I thought stripping
was a recession-proof industry.

00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:17,Bitch, how that pole burn, though?

00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:19,Better put some Neosporin on that bitch.

00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:21,Another scar on my pretty-a***s legs.

00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:24,They gonna get you
with them pretty-a***s legs.

00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,- S***t.
- F***k!

00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:29,What the hell?

00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,Customer put his f***g beer
on the stage,

00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:34,I do a monkey drop,
he end up busting me in my f***g head.

00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:35,You gonna need more than
some Neosporin for that.

00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:36,You gonna need some stitches.

00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:38,Mercedes, finish dancing my turn for me?

00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,My arms is tired.

00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,I'm liable to fly right off the pole
into the crowd.

00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,Mercedes, finish that girl turn.

00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:46,- Hell, why don't you do it?
- Because I just went out.

00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:47,I'll give you a blunt.

00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:52,Miss Mississippi, bring your black a***s
back out on this stage right now.

00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:53,Right now.

00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,Bitch, you gonna owe me more than a blunt.

00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,Can I borrow your hairpiece?

00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:06,Y'all, it is money out there.

00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:12,Child, smell like
somebody that died up in here.

00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:24,First day back off maternity leave
and I get another f***g scar.

00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,Hair can cover this one.

00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:28,Floss can't cover that one.

00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:45,- That's that bud.
- $20, nigga.

00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:54,All right, it be 30, little mama.

00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,But that gentleman just paid 20.

00:06:56,483 --> 00:06:58,Yeah, well, that how much it cost
for a pretty bitch like you.

00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,That how you give compliments
round these here parts?

00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:03,That's just the politicking of The Pynk.

00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:04,Uncle Clifford rules.

00:07:04,691 --> 00:07:06,No funny money, no bullets,

00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:08,and no motherfucking chips.

00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:09,No chips?

00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:16,Look...

00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:21,...take this 20 and my email.

00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:22,Your email?

00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:25,It's gonna be like that.

00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,Take your Rihanna-looking a***s
on somewhere.

00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:32,Next!

00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:39,Okay, you good.

00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:41,Go on in.

00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:46,Go ahead.

00:07:54,741 --> 00:07:55,Back of the line.

00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:11,Hands where I can see 'em.

00:08:17,564 --> 00:08:19,Hey, what'd I say?

00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,Hands where I can see 'em.

00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:22,Sorry. Slipped.

00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,Slipped again.

00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:29,Hey, bitch! Bitch, what the hell?

00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:30,- I g***t this.
- Hey, come on, now!

00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:32,I told you to keep your hands
off our girls, now.

00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:35,- Hey, motherfucker, what you doing?
- Bring your a***s.

00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,Get your hands off me, boy!

00:08:36,817 --> 00:08:38,I done paid my d***n money!

00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:40,Come back soon, now!

00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:41,F***k you!

00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:42,Faggot-a***s nigga!

00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:45,Hell, The Pynk ain't hitting
on s***t nowadays no way.

00:08:45,792 --> 00:08:49,Jesse, you best calm down before I tell
your wife where you was tonight.

00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,I want my cover charge back!

00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:52,You want your come back, too?

00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,Well, now, Jesse looked a bit drunk.

00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:09,No, he just g***t a bad case of blue balls.

00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:10,That's why he wobbling.

00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:12,Uncle Clifford,
you best not be serving no liquor.

00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:16,Now, you know this new mayor
and his no tequila and titties ordinance.

00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:18,Sheriff Bailey, you know me.

00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:21,I abides by all the county rules.

00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,As you know, I have mine own.

00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,Good. Liquor and p***y are like
a stick of dynamite.

00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:27,Blow up in your face every time.

00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:30,I want to know what kind of liquor
and p***y you sipping on do all that.

00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:32,Clifford, ain't nobody g***t time
to be writing no summonses.

00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,What, you want to come take
a look for yourself?

00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:38,Make sure we living right
in this warehouse of sin?

00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:42,Well...

00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,it's a Saturday night.

00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,Sunday morning just a minute away.

00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:50,So let me break you off
some of these honey golds...

00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,for your trouble.

00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:58,Better get these home
before they get cold.

00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:01,Night, Uncle Clifford.

00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,Night, Sheriff Bailey.

00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:09,Better off letting him see some of these
bitches' p***y than some bank, man.

00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,Diamond!

00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:11,Did anybody ask your opinion?

00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:26,All right, bitches.

00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:29,Booty Battle rules.

00:10:29,696 --> 00:10:32,DJ Neva Scared gonna give
each bitch two minutes to turn up,

00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:35,and after that, you exit stage left.

00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,Winner wins 50 duckets and a hot plate.

00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:39,Any questions?

00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,All right, good.

00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:44,Now, give bitch your name,

00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,and you best not say no Alizé,

00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,'cause last bitch that came in here
with that name...

00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:51,Let me think on that, then.

00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:52,Next.

00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:54,- Skrawberry.
- Skrawberry?

00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:57,My name Blue Cinnamon.

00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:00,And where they do that at?

00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:05,You ain't ready for this war.

00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,Where your floss at?

00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:11,Maite, can you get this bitch beat
for tonight?

00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,Don't worry. I g***t it, Uncle.

00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:21,This one.

00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,It light up in the dark.

00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:24,- How much?
- 15.

00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,But for you, 10.

00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:44,Hey, that Yvonne Saint Lorraine
you rocking?

00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,Yves Saint Laurent?

00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,Yeah.

00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:05,Bitch, what your name is?

00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,I said what's your name?

00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:12,Autumn.

00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,Autumn Night.

00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:18,Sounding all poetic and s***t.

00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,Oh, man.

00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,- What's up, Big L?
- What's up, Style Jean?

00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,Mercedes' Last Dance.

00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,After seven years, huh?

00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:51,Took you long enough.

00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,Well, my 401(k) in need of spending.

00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:57,Besides, 25 retirement age
for a stripper nowadays, so...

00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:59,Who gonna take over your Sunday night set?

00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,I don't know.

00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:04,But come end of the month,
no more Mercedes Sundays for me.

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