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00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:07,This time next week,
y'all gonna be practicing

00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:09,inside this new building right here.

00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:10,Previously in P-Valley...

00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:12,You made the withdrawal
from the church account yet?

00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:15,What you need it for?
What's your little a***s gonna do with it?

00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:16,My gym.

00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:19,This retirement plan of yours,
it's real, huh?

00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:22,Mercedes' last dance...
it took you long enough.

00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:25,Well, 25 retirement age
for a stripper nowadays?

00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:27,Hey, yo, Cliff. Come listen to this.

00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:29,Nigga, is you stalking me?

00:00:29,397 --> 00:00:30,Yeah, shorty. Listen to this here.

00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:32,New song, huh?

00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:33,Who this Andre Watkins?

00:00:33,768 --> 00:00:35,I was just showing him a good time.

00:00:35,336 --> 00:00:37,By trying to bribe him with the stacks?

00:00:37,304 --> 00:00:39,His casino want to buy our land.

00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:41,I'm gonna need you to use them lips.

00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:43,And I'll leave it up
to you to decide which set you gonna use.

00:00:44,779 --> 00:00:47,- Condom?
- Be right back.

00:00:50,785 --> 00:00:52,Luckily, there's a Walgreens on the co...

00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,F***k.

00:00:56,357 --> 00:01:00,I think I might just have to try you out
on that pulpit one Sunday service.

00:01:00,795 --> 00:01:04,That would be nice.

00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:14,I just don't see why I should pay you
to take your clothes off for money.

00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:18,It's like giving a homeless man
a million dollars.

00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:21,You already know
that ain't gonna turn out right.

00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:24,- What's popping, Freckles?
- That ain't my name.

00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:26,But that's what make you distinct.

00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:27,Another thing make you distinct

00:01:27,822 --> 00:01:30,is that you the only nigga up
in here not throwing it up.

00:01:30,825 --> 00:01:33,I g***t money. Money ain't a thing.

00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:35,It makes my skin crawl
to see all these women here

00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:36,degrading themselves like that.

00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:37,Get your a***s here on a weeknight

00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,'cause you ain't g***t
no p***y to park up in.

00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,I don't like the way you talking to me.

00:01:41,368 --> 00:01:43,And I don't like your freckles,
so that make us even.

00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:44,You probably ain't even g***t no money.

00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:46,I g***t some money. That ain't...

00:01:46,173 --> 00:01:49,Well, give it to her, then.
Imagine she homeless, and you Jesus.

00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:54,Pick that s***t up.

00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:56,It's okay. We'll get Toy to pick it up.

00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:02,- Hand it to the lady.
- A lady?

00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:03,Man, y'all g***t jokes.

00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:06,I only repeat myself once.

00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:08,Hand the lady the money.

00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:09,Jump if you gonna jump, nigga.

00:02:14,201 --> 00:02:16,You gonna be disrespectful, huh?

00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:19,Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,Okay, okay, okay.

00:02:40,895 --> 00:02:42,F***k that nigga.

00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:45,He gonna be the first one
busting a nut to some p***n tonight.

00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:47,At least we ain't doing that.

00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:48,What if he right?

00:02:48,903 --> 00:02:51,Look, Keyshawn...

00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:55,...if you don't learn
nothing from me, learn this.

00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:57,Don't let not one nigga
put his weight up on you.

00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,If he feels some type of way
about this s***t,

00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:01,then he don't need to be up in here, then.

00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,Maybe I feel some type of way
about it, too.

00:05:11,378 --> 00:05:12,Sorry.

00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:14,A customer spilled beer on my money.

00:05:17,051 --> 00:05:19,Must be going good down at the Pynk.

00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,You know how fellas go crazy
for the new girl.

00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:24,Don't me and my husband know it.

00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:08,This gonna be
the spot for all my trophies.

00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:13,Girl, you must make a mean rack of ribs
if they all award-winning.

00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:15,I'm not doing a restaurant.

00:06:16,110 --> 00:06:17,I'm doing myself a gym.

00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:18,A gym?

00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:21,These fat folk
in Chucalissa sure need one,

00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:23,not that we gonna use it, though.

00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:24,Not that kind of gym.

00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:26,It's a gym for majorettes.

00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:28,We need somewhere
to practice our dance-dance.

00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:31,And what kind of money
you make doing that?

00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,I'ma charge tuition, so...

00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,I already g***t about 20 girls.

00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:36,I get a gym, I'm sure I'll bring in more.

00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:38,And folks spend money on that?

00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:39,What you mean?

00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:42,I mean, it ain't like nothing you can buy.

00:06:42,136 --> 00:06:45,You ain't selling a product.
You just selling an experience.

00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,Believe me, if it's one thing
I know how to sell,

00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:51,it's a experience.

00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:52,It's a subscription model I'm going for.

00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,Subscription model? Okay.

00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:57,You pay a monthly fee

00:06:57,151 --> 00:06:59,and get access to a bunch
of different classes.

00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:02,You see, I want my girls
to build up they skill set.

00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,Folks that's good enough can become
a Chucalissa Challenger.

00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:07,20 girls at $more than pays for the mortgage.

00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:09,It sure sound risky.

00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:12,Listen, maybe I should show you
some of my rental properties.

00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:14,A lease will give you some time
to see how it all shake out.

00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:18,No, I'm committed to this.
I'm committed to these girls.

00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:20,I'ma build something that lasts.

00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:25,Okay, you get me
the down payment by tomorrow?

00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:26,Tomorrow?

00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:30,These folks been buying up these
properties left and right around town.

00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:33,You better put your money down quick
before somebody else do.

00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:34,Okay, I will.

00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:37,Just a little piece of business advice.

00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:40,I'd up that subscription fee to $250.

00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:42,Dreams are expensive.

00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:44,Make them pay for what it's worth.

00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:00,What the hell?

00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:01,Ooh-whee, girl.

00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,I don't need no crack
with a voice like that.

00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:05,You don't have to give me your money.

00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,Where you going to church, huh?

00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,I'ma come and hear you every Sunday.

00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:23,Ms. Woodbine, are you sure you want
to close this account?

00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:25,I'm just following God's orders.

00:08:25,239 --> 00:08:26,Had to ask.

00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:39,Could you hurry the hell up!

00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,You have a blessed f***g day, too!

00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:43,Bitch.

00:08:52,266 --> 00:08:53,- I can't.
- Hell, you better.

00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:56,You d***n near split your wig
the other night.

00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:59,Uncle Clifford said your a***s
is gonna get up on the Pony,

00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,you g***t to learn how to ride.

00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:02,Now, one more again.

00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:17,I just don't have the upper-body strength
to do this s***t.

00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:19,It ain't about strength.

00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:20,It's about physics.

00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:21,You g***t to think of it like this.

00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,The Pony is the center of the universe.

00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:28,In order to go around,
you g***t to throw your weight.

00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,Flying ain't about strength.
It's about trust.

00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,Y'all up in here?

00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,Who hooptie parked in the parking lot?

00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,- Mine.
- What?

00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,You ain't driving no Lexus?

00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:54,That's all I could afford.

00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:57,Gidget, you ready to go on
down to the Dollar Tree?

00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,I g***t coupons for the sparklers.

00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:00,Hey!

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