P-Valley.S01E04.WEBRip.x264-ION10.en Subtitles

At 00:00:05,339, Character said: This time next week,
y'all gonna be practicing

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At 00:00:07,441, Character said: inside this new building right here.

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At 00:00:09,143, Character said: Previously in P-Valley...

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At 00:00:11,011, Character said: You made the withdrawal
from the church account yet?

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At 00:00:12,546, Character said: What you need it for?
What's your little a***s gonna do with it?

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At 00:00:15,449, Character said: My gym.

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At 00:00:16,650, Character said: This retirement plan of yours,
it's real, huh?

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At 00:00:19,220, Character said: Mercedes' last dance...
it took you long enough.

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At 00:00:22,556, Character said: Well, 25 retirement age
for a stripper nowadays?

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At 00:00:25,659, Character said: Hey, yo, Cliff. Come listen to this.

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At 00:00:27,628, Character said: Nigga, is you stalking me?

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At 00:00:29,397, Character said: Yeah, shorty. Listen to this here.

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At 00:00:30,698, Character said: New song, huh?

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At 00:00:32,366, Character said: Who this Andre Watkins?

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At 00:00:33,768, Character said: I was just showing him a good time.

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At 00:00:35,336, Character said: By trying to bribe him with the stacks?

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At 00:00:37,304, Character said: His casino want to buy our land.

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At 00:00:39,473, Character said: I'm gonna need you to use them lips.

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At 00:00:41,175, Character said: And I'll leave it up
to you to decide which set you gonna use.

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At 00:00:44,779, Character said: - Condom?
- Be right back.

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At 00:00:50,785, Character said: Luckily, there's a Walgreens on the co...

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At 00:00:54,555, Character said: F***k.

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At 00:00:56,357, Character said: I think I might just have to try you out
on that pulpit one Sunday service.

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At 00:01:00,795, Character said: That would be nice.

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At 00:01:10,538, Character said: I just don't see why I should pay you
to take your clothes off for money.

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At 00:01:15,709, Character said: It's like giving a homeless man
a million dollars.

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At 00:01:19,647, Character said: You already know
that ain't gonna turn out right.

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At 00:01:21,715, Character said: - What's popping, Freckles?
- That ain't my name.

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At 00:01:24,752, Character said: But that's what make you distinct.

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At 00:01:26,487, Character said: Another thing make you distinct

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At 00:01:27,822, Character said: is that you the only nigga up
in here not throwing it up.

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At 00:01:30,825, Character said: I g***t money. Money ain't a thing.

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At 00:01:33,260, Character said: It makes my skin crawl
to see all these women here

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At 00:01:35,262, Character said: degrading themselves like that.

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At 00:01:36,297, Character said: Get your a***s here on a weeknight

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At 00:01:38,098, Character said: 'cause you ain't g***t
no p***y to park up in.

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At 00:01:39,800, Character said: I don't like the way you talking to me.

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At 00:01:41,368, Character said: And I don't like your freckles,
so that make us even.

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At 00:01:43,471, Character said: You probably ain't even g***t no money.

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At 00:01:44,705, Character said: I g***t some money. That ain't...

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At 00:01:46,173, Character said: Well, give it to her, then.
Imagine she homeless, and you Jesus.

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At 00:01:52,513, Character said: Pick that s***t up.

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At 00:01:54,348, Character said: It's okay. We'll get Toy to pick it up.

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At 00:02:00,588, Character said: - Hand it to the lady.
- A lady?

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At 00:02:02,256, Character said: Man, y'all g***t jokes.

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At 00:02:03,824, Character said: I only repeat myself once.

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At 00:02:06,527, Character said: Hand the lady the money.

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At 00:02:08,562, Character said: Jump if you gonna jump, nigga.

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At 00:02:14,201, Character said: You gonna be disrespectful, huh?

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At 00:02:16,537, Character said: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

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At 00:02:19,840, Character said: Okay, okay, okay.

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At 00:02:40,895, Character said: F***k that nigga.

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At 00:02:42,863, Character said: He gonna be the first one
busting a nut to some p***n tonight.

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At 00:02:45,733, Character said: At least we ain't doing that.

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At 00:02:47,701, Character said: What if he right?

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At 00:02:48,903, Character said: Look, Keyshawn...

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At 00:02:52,473, Character said: ...if you don't learn
nothing from me, learn this.

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At 00:02:55,409, Character said: Don't let not one nigga
put his weight up on you.

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At 00:02:58,178, Character said: If he feels some type of way
about this s***t,

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At 00:02:59,713, Character said: then he don't need to be up in here, then.

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At 00:03:01,515, Character said: Maybe I feel some type of way
about it, too.

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At 00:05:11,378, Character said: Sorry.

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At 00:05:13,380, Character said: A customer spilled beer on my money.

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At 00:05:17,051, Character said: Must be going good down at the Pynk.

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At 00:05:19,520, Character said: You know how fellas go crazy
for the new girl.

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At 00:05:21,889, Character said: Don't me and my husband know it.

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At 00:06:06,767, Character said: This gonna be
the spot for all my trophies.

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At 00:06:09,436, Character said: Girl, you must make a mean rack of ribs
if they all award-winning.

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At 00:06:13,774, Character said: I'm not doing a restaurant.

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At 00:06:16,110, Character said: I'm doing myself a gym.

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At 00:06:17,444, Character said: A gym?

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At 00:06:18,946, Character said: These fat folk
in Chucalissa sure need one,

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At 00:06:21,515, Character said: not that we gonna use it, though.

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At 00:06:23,617, Character said: Not that kind of gym.

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At 00:06:24,952, Character said: It's a gym for majorettes.

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At 00:06:26,487, Character said: We need somewhere
to practice our dance-dance.

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At 00:06:28,956, Character said: And what kind of money
you make doing that?

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At 00:06:31,792, Character said: I'ma charge tuition, so...

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At 00:06:33,160, Character said: I already g***t about 20 girls.

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At 00:06:34,762, Character said: I get a gym, I'm sure I'll bring in more.

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At 00:06:36,930, Character said: And folks spend money on that?

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At 00:06:38,799, Character said: What you mean?

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At 00:06:39,933, Character said: I mean, it ain't like nothing you can buy.

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At 00:06:42,136, Character said: You ain't selling a product.
You just selling an experience.

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At 00:06:46,840, Character said: Believe me, if it's one thing
I know how to sell,

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At 00:06:49,176, Character said: it's a experience.

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At 00:06:51,044, Character said: It's a subscription model I'm going for.

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At 00:06:52,746, Character said: Subscription model? Okay.

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At 00:06:55,783, Character said: You pay a monthly fee

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At 00:06:57,151, Character said: and get access to a bunch
of different classes.

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At 00:06:59,820, Character said: You see, I want my girls
to build up they skill set.

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At 00:07:02,422, Character said: Folks that's good enough can become
a Chucalissa Challenger.

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At 00:07:04,725, Character said: 20 girls at $200
more than pays for the mortgage.

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At 00:07:07,828, Character said: It sure sound risky.

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At 00:07:09,730, Character said: Listen, maybe I should show you
some of my rental properties.

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At 00:07:12,633, Character said: A lease will give you some time
to see how it all shake out.

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At 00:07:14,802, Character said: No, I'm committed to this.
I'm committed to these girls.

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At 00:07:18,672, Character said: I'ma build something that lasts.

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At 00:07:23,210, Character said: Okay, you get me
the down payment by tomorrow?

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At 00:07:25,946, Character said: Tomorrow?

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At 00:07:27,014, Character said: These folks been buying up these
properties left and right around town.

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At 00:07:30,517, Character said: You better put your money down quick
before somebody else do.

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At 00:07:33,687, Character said: Okay, I will.

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At 00:07:36,023, Character said: Just a little piece of business advice.

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At 00:07:37,858, Character said: I'd up that subscription fee to $250.

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At 00:07:40,694, Character said: Dreams are expensive.

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At 00:07:42,129, Character said: Make them pay for what it's worth.

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At 00:07:58,946, Character said: What the hell?

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At 00:08:00,113, Character said: Ooh-whee, girl.

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At 00:08:01,648, Character said: I don't need no crack
with a voice like that.

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At 00:08:03,951, Character said: You don't have to give me your money.

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At 00:08:05,819, Character said: Where you going to church, huh?

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At 00:08:07,120, Character said: I'ma come and hear you every Sunday.

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At 00:08:19,166, Character said: Ms. Woodbine, are you sure you want
to close this account?

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At 00:08:23,070, Character said: I'm just following God's orders.

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At 00:08:25,239, Character said: Had to ask.

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At 00:08:37,885, Character said: Could you hurry the hell up!

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At 00:08:39,686, Character said: You have a blessed f***g day, too!

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At 00:08:42,756, Character said: Bitch.

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At 00:08:52,266, Character said: - I can't.
- Hell, you better.

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At 00:08:54,001, Character said: You d***n near split your wig
the other night.

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At 00:08:56,703, Character said: Uncle Clifford said your a***s
is gonna get up on the Pony,

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At 00:08:59,039, Character said: you g***t to learn how to ride.

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At 00:09:01,608, Character said: Now, one more again.

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At 00:09:15,122, Character said: I just don't have the upper-body strength
to do this s***t.

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At 00:09:17,658, Character said: It ain't about strength.

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At 00:09:19,192, Character said: It's about physics.

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At 00:09:20,794, Character said: You g***t to think of it like this.

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At 00:09:22,029, Character said: The Pony is the center of the universe.

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At 00:09:24,731, Character said: In order to go around,
you g***t to throw your weight.

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At 00:09:43,583, Character said: Flying ain't about strength.
It's about trust.

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At 00:09:46,787, Character said: Y'all up in here?

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At 00:09:48,588, Character said: Who hooptie parked in the parking lot?

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At 00:09:50,257, Character said: - Mine.
- What?

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At 00:09:51,792, Character said: You ain't driving no Lexus?

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At 00:09:53,193, Character said: That's all I could afford.

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At 00:09:54,828, Character said: Gidget, you ready to go on
down to the Dollar Tree?

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At 00:09:57,097, Character said: I g***t coupons for the sparklers.

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At 00:09:59,633, Character said: Hey!

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