Young.Frankenstein.1974.1080p.BluRay.x265-RA Subtitles

00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:10,If we look at
the base of the brain,

00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,Which has just been
removed from the skull,

00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:17,There's very little of
the midbrain that we can see.

00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:20,Yet, as I demonstrated
in my lecture last week,

00:05:20,822 --> 00:05:25,If the under aspects
of the temporal lobes

00:05:25,327 --> 00:05:28,Are gently pulled apart,

00:05:28,331 --> 00:05:32,The upper portion of the stem
of the brain can be seen.

00:05:32,836 --> 00:05:38,The so-called brain stem
consists of the midbrain,

00:05:39,344 --> 00:05:44,A rounded protrusion
called the pons,

00:05:44,349 --> 00:05:48,And a stalk tapering downwards
called the medulla oblongata,

00:05:48,737 --> 00:05:51,Which passes out of the skull
through the foramen magnum,

00:05:52,359 --> 00:05:56,And becomes, of course,
the spinal cord.

00:05:56,864 --> 00:05:58,Are there any questions
before we proceed?

00:05:58,866 --> 00:06:01,I have one question,
Dr. Frankenstein.

00:06:04,373 --> 00:06:06,That's Fronkensteen.

00:06:06,675 --> 00:06:08,I beg your pardon?

00:06:08,678 --> 00:06:09,My name--

00:06:09,879 --> 00:06:12,It's pronounced
Fronkensteen.

00:06:13,099 --> 00:06:15,But aren't you the grandson
of Dr. Victor Frankenstein

00:06:15,386 --> 00:06:19,Who went into graveyards,
dug up freshly buried corpses,

00:06:19,890 --> 00:06:21,And transformed
dead components--

00:06:21,393 --> 00:06:24,Yes! Yes! Yes!

00:06:24,396 --> 00:06:26,We all know
what he did.

00:06:26,399 --> 00:06:29,But I'd rather
be remembered

00:06:29,402 --> 00:06:32,For my own small
contributions to science,

00:06:32,906 --> 00:06:36,And not because of my
accidental relationship

00:06:36,410 --> 00:06:39,To a famous...

00:06:39,414 --> 00:06:41,cuckoo.

00:06:43,418 --> 00:06:46,If you don't mind, can we
get on with your question?

00:06:46,922 --> 00:06:49,Well, sir, I'm not sure
I understand the distinction

00:06:49,925 --> 00:06:53,Between reflexive
and voluntary impulses.

00:06:53,430 --> 00:06:56,Our lab is a demonstration
of just that distinction.

00:06:57,435 --> 00:06:59,Why don't we proceed?

00:07:09,449 --> 00:07:11,Mr. Hilltop here,

00:07:11,451 --> 00:07:13,With whom
I have never worked

00:07:13,453 --> 00:07:16,Nor given any prior
instructions to,

00:07:16,457 --> 00:07:18,Has graciously offered
his services

00:07:18,459 --> 00:07:19,For this afternoon's
demonstration.

00:07:20,211 --> 00:07:22,Mr. Hilltop, would you
hop up on your feet

00:07:22,964 --> 00:07:25,And stand beside this table?

00:07:34,561 --> 00:07:37,Nice hopping.

00:07:38,983 --> 00:07:41,Mr. Hilltop,

00:07:41,486 --> 00:07:46,Would you raise your
left knee, please?

00:07:48,994 --> 00:07:52,You have just witnessed
a voluntary impulse.

00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:56,It begins as a stimulus
from the cerebral cortex,

00:07:56,003 --> 00:07:58,Passes through
the brain stem

00:07:58,005 --> 00:07:59,To the muscles
involved.

00:07:59,507 --> 00:08:02,Mr. Hilltop, you
may lower your knee.

00:08:02,511 --> 00:08:05,Reflex movements
are those

00:08:05,013 --> 00:08:07,Made independently
of the will,

00:08:07,516 --> 00:08:09,But are carried out
along pathways

00:08:09,519 --> 00:08:12,Between the peripheral
nervous system

00:08:12,522 --> 00:08:14,And the central
nervous system.

00:08:14,024 --> 00:08:17,You filthy, rotten,
yellow son of a bitch!

00:08:17,528 --> 00:08:20,We are not aware
of these impulses.

00:08:21,032 --> 00:08:24,Neither do we intend them
to contract our muscles,

00:08:24,536 --> 00:08:27,Yet, as you can see,
they work by themselves.

00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:29,But what if we blocked
the nerve impulse

00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:31,By simply applying
local pressure?

00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:34,Which can be done with
any ordinary metal clamp

00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:36,Just at the swelling

00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:40,On the posterior
nerve roots...

00:08:40,054 --> 00:08:44,for, oh, say,
5 or 6 seconds.

00:08:49,064 --> 00:08:50,You mothergrabbing
b***d!

00:08:52,569 --> 00:08:55,As you can see, all
communication is shut off.

00:08:58,576 --> 00:09:02,In spite of our
mechanical magnificence,

00:09:02,581 --> 00:09:05,If it were not
for this continuous stream

00:09:05,584 --> 00:09:08,Of motor impulses,

00:09:08,087 --> 00:09:10,We would collapse

00:09:10,089 --> 00:09:13,Like a bunch of broccoli!

00:09:13,677 --> 00:09:16,Aaaah!

00:09:18,682 --> 00:09:21,In conclusion,
it should be noted--

00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:23,Give him
an extra dollar.

00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:24,Yes, sir.

00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:27,--That any more
than common injury

00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:31,To the nerve root
is always serious,

00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:34,Because once a nerve
fiber is severed,

00:09:34,618 --> 00:09:38,There is no way
in heaven or on earth

00:09:39,123 --> 00:09:42,To regenerate life
back into it.

00:09:42,126 --> 00:09:43,Are there any questions
before we leave?

00:09:43,629 --> 00:09:48,Uh, Dr. Frank--
Fronkensteen.

00:09:48,634 --> 00:09:49,Yes?

00:09:49,134 --> 00:09:52,Isn't it true
that Darwin preserved

00:09:52,138 --> 00:09:54,A piece of vermicelli
in a glass case

00:09:54,641 --> 00:09:58,Until it actually
began to move

00:09:58,145 --> 00:10:00,With a voluntary motion?

00:10:00,648 --> 00:10:04,Are you speaking of the worm
or the spaghetti?

00:10:04,152 --> 00:10:08,Why, the worm, sir.

00:10:08,157 --> 00:10:10,Yes, it seems to me
I did read something

00:10:10,159 --> 00:10:12,Of that incident
when I was a student,

00:10:12,662 --> 00:10:14,But you must remember
that a worm,

00:10:14,164 --> 00:10:16,With very few exceptions,

00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:19,Is not a human being.

00:10:19,170 --> 00:10:23,Wasn't that the basis of
your grandfather's work,

00:10:23,174 --> 00:10:25,The reanimation
of dead tissue?

00:10:25,678 --> 00:10:29,My grandfather
was a very sick man.

00:10:29,815 --> 00:10:31,But as a Fronkensteen,

00:10:31,184 --> 00:10:33,Aren't you the least bit
curious about it?

00:10:33,687 --> 00:10:36,Doesn't bringing what
was dead back to life

00:10:36,690 --> 00:10:38,Hold any intrigue
for you?

00:10:38,192 --> 00:10:39,You're talking about

00:10:39,694 --> 00:10:43,The nonsensical ravings
of a lunatic mind.

00:10:43,198 --> 00:10:45,Dead is dead!

00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,Look what has been done
with hearts and kidneys.

00:10:47,703 --> 00:10:50,Hearts and kidneys
are tinker toys!

00:10:51,207 --> 00:10:53,I'm talking about
the central nervous system!

00:10:53,209 --> 00:10:54,But, sir--

00:10:54,427 --> 00:10:57,I ** a scientist,
not a philosopher!

00:10:57,214 --> 00:10:59,You have more chance
of reanimating this scalpel

00:10:59,717 --> 00:11:02,Than you have of mending
a broken nervous system!

00:11:02,387 --> 00:11:03,But your
grandfather's work--

00:11:03,939 --> 00:11:07,My grandfather's work
was doo-doo!

00:11:09,228 --> 00:11:11,I ** not
interested in death!

00:11:11,230 --> 00:11:15,The only thing that concerns me
is the preservation of life!

00:11:22,744 --> 00:11:25,Class...

00:11:25,247 --> 00:11:26,is...

00:11:26,749 --> 00:11:28,dismissed.

00:11:37,762 --> 00:11:39,Dr. Frankenstein.

00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:44,That's
Fronkensteen.

00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:49,My name is
Gerhardt Falkstein.

00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:51,I've traveled
5,000 miles

00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:55,To bring you the will
of your great-grandfather,

00:11:55,282 --> 00:12:00,Baron Beaufort
Von Frankenstein.

00:12:13,804 --> 00:12:15,Oh, my sweet darling,

00:12:15,806 --> 00:12:17,Oh, my dearest love.

00:12:17,808 --> 00:12:19,I'll count the hours
that you're away.

00:12:19,811 --> 00:12:21,Oh, darling,
so will I.

00:12:21,312 --> 00:12:23,Not on the lips.

00:12:23,314 --> 00:12:24,What?

00:12:24,315 --> 00:12:26,I'm going to that party
at Nana and Nicky's.

00:12:26,819 --> 00:12:28,I don't want to
smear my lipstick.

00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:30,Of course.

00:12:30,322 --> 00:12:31,All aboard!

00:12:31,825 --> 00:12:32,Oh, dear!

00:12:32,826 --> 00:12:35,Well, I guess
this is it.

00:12:35,829 --> 00:12:38,Freddy, darling,
how can I say in a few minutes

00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:41,What it's taken me
a lifetime to understand?

00:12:41,836 --> 00:12:43,Won't you try?

00:12:43,338 --> 00:12:44,All right.

00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:47,You've g***t it, mister.

00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:51,I'm yours--All of me.
What else can I say?

00:12:51,347 --> 00:12:52,My sweet love--

00:12:52,348 --> 00:12:54,The hair!
Just been set.

00:12:54,852 --> 00:12:57,Sorry. Sorry.

00:12:57,354 --> 00:12:58,I hope you like
old-fashioned weddings.

00:12:59,356 --> 00:13:01,I prefer old-fashioned
wedding nights.

00:13:01,493 --> 00:13:03,You're incorrigible!

00:13:03,361 --> 00:13:05,Does that mean...

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