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00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:03,(soft music)

00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:43,(dog barks)

00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:50,- Do you have to sit there

00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:54,and block the entrance to the building?

00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:57,It's the only entrance to the building.

00:01:59,719 --> 00:02:02,The architect who conceived this building

00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:06,long before your mother was born designed a doorway

00:02:08,561 --> 00:02:11,where people could come in and out.

00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:15,In New York, there's parks all around us.

00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:16,With your young legs,

00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:19,you could be there in a hop, skip, and a jump.

00:02:19,439 --> 00:02:23,But no, you prefer to sit there with your mangy dog.

00:02:23,109 --> 00:02:24,- He's not mangy.

00:02:24,410 --> 00:02:26,- He's mangy, he's dirty.

00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:27,- Please don't say that, Mr. Schweitzer.

00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,Really, I don't appreciate it.

00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:32,- I and the 92 residents of this building

00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,don't appreciate you sitting here,

00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:36,cutting this filthy dog's toenails

00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:37,or whatever you do with him.

00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:38,- I live here too.

00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,- You know the name of the architect

00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:43,who designed this building that you like to sit in front of

00:02:43,196 --> 00:02:44,blocking the doorways,

00:02:44,797 --> 00:02:46,getting attention for you and your dog?

00:02:46,799 --> 00:02:48,- That's not why I brush him here.

00:02:48,468 --> 00:02:49,He's old.

00:02:49,936 --> 00:02:51,- He's old? I'm old!

00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:53,You just move him a little bit.

00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:55,Let me show you.

00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:55,You take him like this and you move-

00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:57,- Stop it.

00:02:57,043 --> 00:02:59,Don't touch him. - I'm not touching him.

00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:01,I'm not touching him.

00:03:01,714 --> 00:03:02,It's pathetic.

00:03:03,783 --> 00:03:06,(soft music)

00:03:10,823 --> 00:03:11,Hey!

00:03:11,724 --> 00:03:13,What are you, crazy?

00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:15,You don't ride a bicycle on the sidewalk.

00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,The sidewalk is for walking.

00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:20,Buses, trucks, bicycles.

00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:25,Anything with wheels except shopping carts. In the street!

00:03:26,839 --> 00:03:29,I'll bet you don't even know who invented your bicycle.

00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:31,That's the trouble with kids today.

00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:32,They don't care.

00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:36,They only wanna know what's in it for me? For me.

00:03:36,749 --> 00:03:39,That's it, what's in it for me?

00:03:48,995 --> 00:03:53,- Malissa, why do you wear that hat even in the summer?

00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:55,- Because it's fun.

00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,It's from Montana.

00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,Might start selling them nationwide.

00:03:59,839 --> 00:04:01,Makes people smile.

00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,Could you imagine if you had the power

00:04:02,008 --> 00:04:05,to make people smile nationwide?

00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:06,You're smiling, aren't you?

00:04:06,846 --> 00:04:08,- Well yeah, I suppose I **.

00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:09,- [Malissa] And were you smiling

00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:11,before you saw me in my hat?

00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:12,- Well, let me think about that now.

00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:14,- No, you weren't.

00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:16,When I saw you, you were frowning.

00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:17,You looked up, took one look at me

00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:20,in my Montana hat and smiled

00:04:20,226 --> 00:04:22,then gave me these stupid things.

00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:23,I gotta be honest, doc.

00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:25,It's not that different.

00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:27,- It's clearer with them on, though, Malissa. Admit that.

00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,- You don't think my diet has anything to do with it?

00:04:29,235 --> 00:04:30,- Nothing.

00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:31,- I'm a vegan, you know. - I hear ya.

00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,- Pretty intense diet. - I gotcha.

00:04:34,073 --> 00:04:35,No effect.

00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:36,- No animal products of any kind,

00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:37,not even bacon or steak.

00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:39,- I understand.

00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:43,G***t nothing to do with you eyes starting to go bad.

00:04:43,249 --> 00:04:44,- I'm not sold.

00:04:53,593 --> 00:04:55,(cracking)

00:04:57,096 --> 00:04:59,- Malissa, why do you have to go and do that?

00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:02,Malissa, at least keep them a while before you decide.

00:05:02,602 --> 00:05:06,- Put your foot on the glasses like you stomped on 'em, doc.

00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:07,Come on now.

00:05:12,078 --> 00:05:13,- Oh, I can't do that.

00:05:13,179 --> 00:05:14,- Oh, doc.

00:05:18,017 --> 00:05:18,- Oh.

00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:19,- Gorgeous.

00:05:24,090 --> 00:05:25,Yeah, oh yeah.

00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,(quirky music)

00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:05:30,029 --> 00:05:32,(doctor grunts) Oh yeah.

00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:35,(quirky music)

00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,- I'm ready for you now, Malissa.

00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:39,And I g***t some lunch for your mama. How's she doing?

00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,- Pretty good, doc.

00:05:41,774 --> 00:05:43,(quirky music)

00:05:43,543 --> 00:05:45,- You're killing two birds with one stone?

00:05:45,211 --> 00:05:46,- Yeah, why not?

00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:47,I thought I'd get my tweeter checked out while I was at it.

00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:48,Can't hurt.

00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:50,- I didn't need to know that. - See ya, doc.

00:05:50,049 --> 00:05:50,- Yeah.

00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:57,(soft piano music)

00:06:31,023 --> 00:06:32,Mama. How you feelin'?

00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:37,Doctor Simon bought you lunch for today.

00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:40,He told me he's g***t a little crush on you.

00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:41,Wants to come by and see you.

00:06:41,934 --> 00:06:43,- No doctors.

00:06:43,669 --> 00:06:45,- Ah, g***t a new tape from China.

00:06:45,838 --> 00:06:47,You wanna hear?

00:06:51,677 --> 00:06:53,(inhales)

00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,Ooh, that looks yummy.

00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:11,(people chattering in foreign language)

00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,Yeah.

00:07:16,068 --> 00:07:18,Doesn't that sound cool?

00:07:18,237 --> 00:07:19,It's from a gal I wrote to in Beijing

00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:24,who sent me a tape from a restaurant there in China.

00:07:24,143 --> 00:07:25,Don't you just love listening?

00:07:25,978 --> 00:07:27,Imagining everything?

00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:32,Chinese people

00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:39,in their Chinese outfits, eating all their Chinese food.

00:07:40,927 --> 00:07:43,(speaking in foreign language)

00:07:43,262 --> 00:07:44,What?

00:07:44,096 --> 00:07:45,Wo-chi-ba?

00:07:45,731 --> 00:07:46,Wochiba?

00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,(speaking in foreign language)

00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:49,Wochiba.

00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:52,I wonder what that means.

00:07:52,605 --> 00:07:55,I'll have some more wochiba, please.

00:07:57,243 --> 00:07:59,Go wochiba yourself, you b***d.

00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:01,What do you think, mama?

00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:09,(Malissa sighs)

00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:12,Eat your lunch, mama.

00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:15,Still hear it from my room, right?

00:08:17,964 --> 00:08:20,(soft music)

00:08:27,306 --> 00:08:32,(indistinct radio chatter) (soft music)

00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:09,(birds chirping)

00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:18,- Oh, that's nice, Rocky.

00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:19,What is it?

00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,- My mom.

00:09:20,826 --> 00:09:21,- Your mother?

00:09:21,694 --> 00:09:23,- Yeah.

00:09:23,095 --> 00:09:25,It's not nice to make joke pictures of our mothers, Rocky.

00:09:25,364 --> 00:09:26,- It's not a joke.

00:09:32,371 --> 00:09:36,- It looks like an egg with hair and a TV set to me.

00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:38,Is that nice?

00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:41,Is that what your mother really looks like?

00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,- Outstanding.

00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:44,You're an extremely talented artist,

00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:45,but I feel you probably...