Frasier 2023 1-2 Subtitles

At 00:00:05,048, Character said: Synced & corrected by -robtor-
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At 00:00:53,183, Character said: - Good morning, you two.
- Hi.

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At 00:00:54,793, Character said: Oh, I'm sorry, did I wake the baby?

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At 00:00:56,621, Character said: Don't appreciate you calling me that.

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At 00:00:58,754, Character said: No. John's been up forever.

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At 00:01:01,539, Character said: Just like me.

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At 00:01:03,193, Character said: Why won't he nap?

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At 00:01:04,890, Character said: I would strangle everyone
in this room for a nap.

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At 00:01:07,589, Character said: Yes, well...

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At 00:01:09,721, Character said: cherish these times.

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At 00:01:11,288, Character said: They disappear with a cruel swiftness.

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At 00:01:13,769, Character said: Mark my words.

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At 00:01:15,640, Character said: You will blink and find yourself
yearning for the days

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At 00:01:18,164, Character said: when you could simply rock
your sweet child to sleep

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At 00:01:20,645, Character said: in your arms.

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At 00:01:26,233, Character said: That was incredible.

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At 00:01:27,739, Character said: Mm, seemed a little cliché to me.

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At 00:01:29,524, Character said: No, I think your dad's voice
put John to sleep.

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At 00:01:32,483, Character said: Look at him.

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At 00:01:34,311, Character said: It's like he's been chloroformed.

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At 00:01:40,883, Character said: You okay?

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At 00:01:42,102, Character said: Well...

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At 00:01:43,494, Character said: my back's killing me, my...

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At 00:01:45,322, Character said: knees have locked up and...

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At 00:01:47,150, Character said: I know there is a diaper
in there somewhere,

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At 00:01:49,196, Character said: but for the love of God,
I can't find it.

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At 00:01:51,961, Character said: You know, I have made
accommodation for you

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At 00:01:54,288, Character said: in the very large apartment
across the hall.

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At 00:01:56,594, Character said: Your room there has a Savoir bed,

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At 00:01:58,596, Character said: plumped with wool from Khangai yaks,

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At 00:02:01,469, Character said: which is so soft that Mongolian herdsmen

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At 00:02:04,036, Character said: can't ride them bareback
without slipping off asleep.

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At 00:02:07,301, Character said: I know, but...

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At 00:02:09,172, Character said: Eve lost her boyfriend.
She's alone with John.

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At 00:02:10,913, Character said: How's she gonna feel
if I just suddenly leave, too?

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At 00:02:13,611, Character said: You're a good friend.

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At 00:02:15,396, Character said: I'm not looking for a pat on the back.

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At 00:02:17,224, Character said: Oh, no, you've g***t
a burp pad stuck to it.

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At 00:02:21,228, Character said: Thank you for the coffee, Dr. Crane.

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At 00:02:23,273, Character said: Oh, of course. Here.

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At 00:02:25,613, Character said: Can I ask you...

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At 00:02:27,625, Character said: do you know why Freddy
won't move in with you?

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At 00:02:29,453, Character said: You mean you wouldn't mind if he did?

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At 00:02:30,889, Character said: No.

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At 00:02:32,281, Character said: I mean...

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At 00:02:33,849, Character said: don't get me wrong,
I love the guy, but...

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At 00:02:35,764, Character said: he snores like a paint mixer

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At 00:02:37,591, Character said: and spends more time getting ready

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At 00:02:39,376, Character said: in the bathroom than a runway model.

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At 00:02:42,275, Character said: Does he know you feel this way?

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At 00:02:43,641, Character said: Of course not.

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At 00:02:44,990, Character said: Everything he's done for us?

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At 00:02:46,688, Character said: I'm not gonna tell him
that the way he slurps coffee

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At 00:02:49,473, Character said: makes me want to throw him out a window.

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At 00:02:56,132, Character said: Oh, thanks, Dad.

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At 00:02:58,274, Character said: You're welcome.

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At 00:02:59,692, Character said: You know...

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At 00:03:01,659, Character said: it seems that out of a laudable concern

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At 00:03:03,357, Character said: for one another's feelings,
you two are not

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At 00:03:04,793, Character said: being honest about what you'd like.

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At 00:03:05,968, Character said: What?

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At 00:03:07,491, Character said: - I **.
- Well, yeah, me, too.

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At 00:03:10,886, Character said: You'd both prefer it
if Freddy lived with me.

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At 00:03:12,627, Character said: - I wouldn't.
- Yeah, me, neither.

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At 00:03:17,284, Character said: You spend too much time in the bathroom,

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At 00:03:19,242, Character said: and his slurping
makes you want to kill him.

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At 00:03:21,244, Character said: - I've never heard him slurp.
- Yeah.

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At 00:03:23,246, Character said: I'm in and out of that bathroom
in like 55 minutes.

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At 00:03:27,642, Character said: Dear God. Some people
will not be helped.

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At 00:03:29,687, Character said: I could put the two of you
on a boat with life preservers

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At 00:03:31,733, Character said: on top of a sand dune,
you'd still find a way to drown.

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At 00:03:44,006, Character said: - Maybe I should get my dad.
- I'll help you pack.

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At 00:03:52,579, Character said: Thanks for helping, David.

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At 00:03:54,016, Character said: Oh, no problem.

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At 00:03:55,626, Character said: You and Uncle Frasier
are gonna have so much fun

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At 00:03:57,280, Character said: - living together.
- We'll see how it goes.

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At 00:03:58,890, Character said: We haven't always gotten along
in the past.

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At 00:04:00,805, Character said: Plus, moving in with your dad at 33

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At 00:04:02,894, Character said: is not exactly catnip for ladies.

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At 00:04:04,505, Character said: There's catnip for ladies?

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At 00:04:09,597, Character said: I think I g***t this.

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At 00:04:11,338, Character said: Why don't you run down
to the storage room

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At 00:04:12,817, Character said: and grab my box of, uh... pencils.

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At 00:04:15,342, Character said: On it.

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At 00:04:20,084, Character said: - So, you...
- I'll get the lead out.

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At 00:04:23,567, Character said: Of storage.

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At 00:04:28,355, Character said: So, you...

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At 00:04:29,617, Character said: Actually, they're made of graphite.

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At 00:04:34,151, Character said: So...

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At 00:04:39,104, Character said: You work with firefighters...

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At 00:04:40,584, Character said: men who can sprint down a staircase

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At 00:04:43,021, Character said: carrying another person
over their shoulders,

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At 00:04:45,241, Character said: and rather than ask them
to help you move,

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At 00:04:46,938, Character said: you ask your cousin, David,

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At 00:04:50,377, Character said: whose greatest athletic achievement

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At 00:04:51,856, Character said: is almostcrawling into a hammock.

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At 00:04:56,121, Character said: You've been enjoying your Savoir bed?

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At 00:04:57,645, Character said: The, uh, yak mattress?

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At 00:04:59,299, Character said: Surprisingly soft.

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At 00:05:00,909, Character said: Trust me, once you go yak,
you never go back.

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At 00:05:05,217, Character said: You know what, I ** so excited
about living together.

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At 00:05:08,351, Character said: What do you say we have a toast
to this new cohabitation?

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At 00:05:12,224, Character said: Oh, sure.
I g***t some Scotch, if that sounds good.

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At 00:05:14,455, Character said: - Ooh. Great. I'll go get it.
- Top shelf.

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At 00:05:15,967, Character said: Of course. Nothing less.

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At 00:05:17,665, Character said: No, it's on the top shelf of the hutch.

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At 00:05:19,014, Character said: Green plastic jug.

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At 00:05:28,676, Character said: Dr. Crane!

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At 00:05:30,199, Character said: Ah,

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At 00:05:31,635, Character said: I'm so glad I caught you.

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At 00:05:33,332, Character said: What was that thing you said

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At 00:05:34,725, Character said: about how fast the baby years go?

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At 00:05:36,988, Character said: It was really beautiful.

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At 00:05:38,555, Character said: Oh, I'm not sure I said
anything all that poetic.

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At 00:05:40,992, Character said: Just a small lyrical reverie
about how all parents yearn

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At 00:05:45,170, Character said: for that precious, fleeting season

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At 00:05:46,868, Character said: when they could drive away
their child's woes with...

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At 00:05:49,566, Character said: soothing voice

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At 00:05:51,209, Character said: and a lullaby.

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At 00:05:58,140, Character said: - You're magic.
- Hmm?

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At 00:06:04,494, Character said: And another young woman
falls under your spell.

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At 00:06:13,503, Character said: D***n it, Frasier,
you know how magnetic you are.

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At 00:06:18,900, Character said: Ah. Freddy.

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At 00:06:21,076, Character said: I would like your help
picking out a dining room table.

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At 00:06:23,687, Character said: Now, I have found one
that I love with the davenport

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At 00:06:26,777, Character said: and another that I
absolutely adore with the divan.

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At 00:06:30,128, Character said: It's a real sofa's choice.

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At 00:06:35,743, Character said: And-and-and that is...?

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At 00:06:37,179, Character said: Weight bench.

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At 00:06:39,399, Character said: And you're putting it here?

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At 00:06:40,922, Character said: Seems like a pretty good spot.

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At 00:06:42,489, Character said: Doesn't it make you
just a-a bit nervous,

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At 00:06:44,316, Character said: putting a 100-pound dumbbell
near a world-class Steinway?

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At 00:06:47,363, Character said: I will stay away from the piano.

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At 00:06:53,500, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:06:54,544, Character said: I'll put this in my bedroom.

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At 00:06:56,024, Character said: Oh, dear.

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At 00:06:59,244, Character said: What, you don't like the beer sign?

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At 00:07:01,072, Character said: No, it's-it's very fun.

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At 00:07:03,423, Character said: Um, just trying...