Frasier 2023 1-2 Subtitles

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00:00:53,183 --> 00:00:54,- Good morning, you two.
- Hi.

00:00:54,793 --> 00:00:56,Oh, I'm sorry, did I wake the baby?

00:00:56,621 --> 00:00:58,Don't appreciate you calling me that.

00:00:58,754 --> 00:01:01,No. John's been up forever.

00:01:01,539 --> 00:01:03,Just like me.

00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:04,Why won't he nap?

00:01:04,890 --> 00:01:07,I would strangle everyone
in this room for a nap.

00:01:07,589 --> 00:01:09,Yes, well...

00:01:09,721 --> 00:01:11,cherish these times.

00:01:11,288 --> 00:01:13,They disappear with a cruel swiftness.

00:01:13,769 --> 00:01:15,Mark my words.

00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:18,You will blink and find yourself
yearning for the days

00:01:18,164 --> 00:01:20,when you could simply rock
your sweet child to sleep

00:01:20,645 --> 00:01:22,in your arms.

00:01:26,233 --> 00:01:27,That was incredible.

00:01:27,739 --> 00:01:29,Mm, seemed a little cliché to me.

00:01:29,524 --> 00:01:32,No, I think your dad's voice
put John to sleep.

00:01:32,483 --> 00:01:34,Look at him.

00:01:34,311 --> 00:01:36,It's like he's been chloroformed.

00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:42,You okay?

00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,Well...

00:01:43,494 --> 00:01:45,my back's killing me, my...

00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:47,knees have locked up and...

00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:49,I know there is a diaper
in there somewhere,

00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:51,but for the love of God,
I can't find it.

00:01:51,961 --> 00:01:54,You know, I have made
accommodation for you

00:01:54,288 --> 00:01:56,in the very large apartment
across the hall.

00:01:56,594 --> 00:01:58,Your room there has a Savoir bed,

00:01:58,596 --> 00:02:01,plumped with wool from Khangai yaks,

00:02:01,469 --> 00:02:03,which is so soft that Mongolian herdsmen

00:02:04,036 --> 00:02:07,can't ride them bareback
without slipping off asleep.

00:02:07,301 --> 00:02:09,I know, but...

00:02:09,172 --> 00:02:10,Eve lost her boyfriend.
She's alone with John.

00:02:10,913 --> 00:02:13,How's she gonna feel
if I just suddenly leave, too?

00:02:13,611 --> 00:02:15,You're a good friend.

00:02:15,396 --> 00:02:17,I'm not looking for a pat on the back.

00:02:17,224 --> 00:02:19,Oh, no, you've g***t
a burp pad stuck to it.

00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:23,Thank you for the coffee, Dr. Crane.

00:02:23,273 --> 00:02:25,Oh, of course. Here.

00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:27,Can I ask you...

00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:29,do you know why Freddy
won't move in with you?

00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:30,You mean you wouldn't mind if he did?

00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:32,No.

00:02:32,281 --> 00:02:33,I mean...

00:02:33,849 --> 00:02:35,don't get me wrong,
I love the guy, but...

00:02:35,764 --> 00:02:37,he snores like a paint mixer

00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:39,and spends more time getting ready

00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:41,in the bathroom than a runway model.

00:02:42,275 --> 00:02:43,Does he know you feel this way?

00:02:43,641 --> 00:02:44,Of course not.

00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:46,Everything he's done for us?

00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:49,I'm not gonna tell him
that the way he slurps coffee

00:02:49,473 --> 00:02:52,makes me want to throw him out a window.

00:02:56,132 --> 00:02:57,Oh, thanks, Dad.

00:02:58,274 --> 00:02:59,You're welcome.

00:02:59,692 --> 00:03:01,You know...

00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:03,it seems that out of a laudable concern

00:03:03,357 --> 00:03:04,for one another's feelings,
you two are not

00:03:04,793 --> 00:03:05,being honest about what you'd like.

00:03:05,968 --> 00:03:07,What?

00:03:07,491 --> 00:03:09,- I **.
- Well, yeah, me, too.

00:03:10,886 --> 00:03:12,You'd both prefer it
if Freddy lived with me.

00:03:12,627 --> 00:03:15,- I wouldn't.
- Yeah, me, neither.

00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:19,You spend too much time in the bathroom,

00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:21,and his slurping
makes you want to kill him.

00:03:21,244 --> 00:03:23,- I've never heard him slurp.
- Yeah.

00:03:23,246 --> 00:03:26,I'm in and out of that bathroom
in like 55 minutes.

00:03:27,642 --> 00:03:29,Dear God. Some people
will not be helped.

00:03:29,687 --> 00:03:31,I could put the two of you
on a boat with life preservers

00:03:31,733 --> 00:03:34,on top of a sand dune,
you'd still find a way to drown.

00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:45,- Maybe I should get my dad.
- I'll help you pack.

00:03:52,579 --> 00:03:53,Thanks for helping, David.

00:03:54,016 --> 00:03:55,Oh, no problem.

00:03:55,626 --> 00:03:57,You and Uncle Frasier
are gonna have so much fun

00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:58,- living together.
- We'll see how it goes.

00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:00,We haven't always gotten along
in the past.

00:04:00,805 --> 00:04:02,Plus, moving in with your dad at
00:04:02,894 --> 00:04:04,is not exactly catnip for ladies.

00:04:04,505 --> 00:04:06,There's catnip for ladies?

00:04:09,597 --> 00:04:11,I think I g***t this.

00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:12,Why don't you run down
to the storage room

00:04:12,817 --> 00:04:15,and grab my box of, uh... pencils.

00:04:15,342 --> 00:04:16,On it.

00:04:20,084 --> 00:04:22,- So, you...
- I'll get the lead out.

00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:25,Of storage.

00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:29,So, you...

00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:31,Actually, they're made of graphite.

00:04:34,151 --> 00:04:35,So...

00:04:39,104 --> 00:04:40,You work with firefighters...

00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:42,men who can sprint down a staircase

00:04:43,021 --> 00:04:45,carrying another person
over their shoulders,

00:04:45,241 --> 00:04:46,and rather than ask them
to help you move,

00:04:46,938 --> 00:04:50,you ask your cousin, David,

00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:51,whose greatest athletic achievement

00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:54,is almostcrawling into a hammock.

00:04:56,121 --> 00:04:57,You've been enjoying your Savoir bed?

00:04:57,645 --> 00:04:59,The, uh, yak mattress?

00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,Surprisingly soft.

00:05:00,909 --> 00:05:03,Trust me, once you go yak,
you never go back.

00:05:05,217 --> 00:05:08,You know what, I ** so excited
about living together.

00:05:08,351 --> 00:05:12,What do you say we have a toast
to this new cohabitation?

00:05:12,224 --> 00:05:14,Oh, sure.
I g***t some Scotch, if that sounds good.

00:05:14,455 --> 00:05:15,- Ooh. Great. I'll go get it.
- Top shelf.

00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:17,Of course. Nothing less.

00:05:17,665 --> 00:05:18,No, it's on the top shelf of the hutch.

00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:20,Green plastic jug.

00:05:28,676 --> 00:05:30,Dr. Crane!

00:05:30,199 --> 00:05:31,Ah,

00:05:31,635 --> 00:05:33,I'm so glad I caught you.

00:05:33,332 --> 00:05:34,What was that thing you said

00:05:34,725 --> 00:05:36,about how fast the baby years go?

00:05:36,988 --> 00:05:38,It was really beautiful.

00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:40,Oh, I'm not sure I said
anything all that poetic.

00:05:40,992 --> 00:05:45,Just a small lyrical reverie
about how all parents yearn

00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:46,for that precious, fleeting season

00:05:46,868 --> 00:05:49,when they could drive away
their child's woes with...

00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:50,soothing voice

00:05:51,209 --> 00:05:53,and a lullaby.

00:05:58,140 --> 00:05:59,- You're magic.
- Hmm?

00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:07,And another young woman
falls under your spell.

00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:16,D***n it, Frasier,
you know how magnetic you are.

00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:21,Ah. Freddy.

00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:23,I would like your help
picking out a dining room table.

00:06:23,687 --> 00:06:26,Now, I have found one
that I love with the davenport

00:06:26,777 --> 00:06:30,and another that I
absolutely adore with the divan.

00:06:30,128 --> 00:06:32,It's a real sofa's choice.

00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:37,And-and-and that is...?

00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:39,Weight bench.

00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,And you're putting it here?

00:06:40,922 --> 00:06:42,Seems like a pretty good spot.

00:06:42,489 --> 00:06:44,Doesn't it make you
just a-a bit nervous,

00:06:44,316 --> 00:06:47,putting a 100-pound dumbbell
near a world-class Steinway?

00:06:47,363 --> 00:06:49,I will stay away from the piano.

00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:54,Okay.

00:06:54,544 --> 00:06:55,I'll put this in my bedroom.

00:06:56,024 --> 00:06:57,Oh, dear.

00:06:59,244 --> 00:07:01,What, you don't like the beer sign?

00:07:01,072 --> 00:07:03,No, it's-it's very fun.

00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,Um, just trying...