Frasier 2023 1-2 Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:05,048 --> 00:00:10,833 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:53,183 --> 00:00:54,750 - Good morning, you two. - Hi. 3 00:00:54,793 --> 00:00:56,578 Oh, I'm sorry, did I wake the baby? 4 00:00:56,621 --> 00:00:58,710 Don't appreciate you calling me that. 5 00:00:58,754 --> 00:01:01,496 No. John's been up forever. 6 00:01:01,539 --> 00:01:03,150 Just like me. 7 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:04,846 Why won't he nap? 8 00:01:04,890 --> 00:01:07,545 I would strangle everyone in this room for a nap. 9 00:01:07,589 --> 00:01:09,678 Yes, well... 10 00:01:09,721 --> 00:01:11,245 cherish these times. 11 00:01:11,288 --> 00:01:13,725 They disappear with a cruel swiftness. 12 00:01:13,769 --> 00:01:15,597 Mark my words. 13 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:18,121 You will blink and find yourself yearning for the days 14 00:01:18,164 --> 00:01:20,602 when you could simply rock your sweet child to sleep 15 00:01:20,645 --> 00:01:22,038 in your arms. 16 00:01:26,233 --> 00:01:27,696 That was incredible. 17 00:01:27,739 --> 00:01:29,480 Mm, seemed a little cliché to me. 18 00:01:29,524 --> 00:01:32,440 No, I think your dad's voice put John to sleep. 19 00:01:32,483 --> 00:01:34,268 Look at him. 20 00:01:34,311 --> 00:01:36,444 It's like he's been chloroformed. 21 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:42,058 You okay? 22 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,451 Well... 23 00:01:43,494 --> 00:01:45,279 my back's killing me, my... 24 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:47,107 knees have locked up and... 25 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:49,152 I know there is a diaper in there somewhere, 26 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:51,241 but for the love of God, I can't find it. 27 00:01:51,961 --> 00:01:54,244 You know, I have made accommodation for you 28 00:01:54,288 --> 00:01:56,551 in the very large apartment across the hall. 29 00:01:56,594 --> 00:01:58,553 Your room there has a Savoir bed, 30 00:01:58,596 --> 00:02:01,425 plumped with wool from Khangai yaks, 31 00:02:01,469 --> 00:02:03,993 which is so soft that Mongolian herdsmen 32 00:02:04,036 --> 00:02:07,257 can't ride them bareback without slipping off asleep. 33 00:02:07,301 --> 00:02:09,128 I know, but... 34 00:02:09,172 --> 00:02:10,869 Eve lost her boyfriend. She's alone with John. 35 00:02:10,913 --> 00:02:13,568 How's she gonna feel if I just suddenly leave, too? 36 00:02:13,611 --> 00:02:15,352 You're a good friend. 37 00:02:15,396 --> 00:02:17,180 I'm not looking for a pat on the back. 38 00:02:17,224 --> 00:02:19,791 Oh, no, you've g***t a burp pad stuck to it. 39 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:23,230 Thank you for the coffee, Dr. Crane. 40 00:02:23,273 --> 00:02:25,101 Oh, of course. Here. 41 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:27,582 Can I ask you... 42 00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:29,410 do you know why Freddy won't move in with you? 43 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:30,846 You mean you wouldn't mind if he did? 44 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:32,239 No. 45 00:02:32,281 --> 00:02:33,805 I mean... 46 00:02:33,849 --> 00:02:35,720 don't get me wrong, I love the guy, but... 47 00:02:35,764 --> 00:02:37,548 he snores like a paint mixer 48 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:39,333 and spends more time getting ready 49 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:41,204 in the bathroom than a runway model. 50 00:02:42,275 --> 00:02:43,598 Does he know you feel this way? 51 00:02:43,641 --> 00:02:44,947 Of course not. 52 00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:46,644 Everything he's done for us? 53 00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:49,430 I'm not gonna tell him that the way he slurps coffee 54 00:02:49,473 --> 00:02:52,128 makes me want to throw him out a window. 55 00:02:56,132 --> 00:02:57,960 Oh, thanks, Dad. 56 00:02:58,274 --> 00:02:59,667 You're welcome. 57 00:02:59,692 --> 00:03:01,616 You know... 58 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:03,313 it seems that out of a laudable concern 59 00:03:03,357 --> 00:03:04,749 for one another's feelings, you two are not 60 00:03:04,793 --> 00:03:05,924 being honest about what you'd like. 61 00:03:05,968 --> 00:03:07,448 What? 62 00:03:07,491 --> 00:03:09,580 - I **. - Well, yeah, me, too. 63 00:03:10,886 --> 00:03:12,583 You'd both prefer it if Freddy lived with me. 64 00:03:12,627 --> 00:03:15,020 - I wouldn't. - Yeah, me, neither. 65 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:19,199 You spend too much time in the bathroom, 66 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:21,201 and his slurping makes you want to kill him. 67 00:03:21,244 --> 00:03:23,203 - I've never heard him slurp. - Yeah. 68 00:03:23,246 --> 00:03:26,206 I'm in and out of that bathroom in like 55 minutes. 69 00:03:27,642 --> 00:03:29,644 Dear God. Some people will not be helped. 70 00:03:29,687 --> 00:03:31,689 I could put the two of you on a boat with life preservers 71 00:03:31,733 --> 00:03:34,301 on top of a sand dune, you'd still find a way to drown. 72 00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:45,877 - Maybe I should get my dad. - I'll help you pack. 73 00:03:52,579 --> 00:03:53,972 Thanks for helping, David. 74 00:03:54,016 --> 00:03:55,583 Oh, no problem. 75 00:03:55,626 --> 00:03:57,237 You and Uncle Frasier are gonna have so much fun 76 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:58,847 - living together. - We'll see how it goes. 77 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:00,762 We haven't always gotten along in the past. 78 00:04:00,805 --> 00:04:02,851 Plus, moving in with your dad at 33 79 00:04:02,894 --> 00:04:04,461 is not exactly catnip for ladies. 80 00:04:04,505 --> 00:04:06,420 There's catnip for ladies? 81 00:04:09,597 --> 00:04:11,294 I think I g***t this. 82 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:12,774 Why don't you run down to the storage room 83 00:04:12,817 --> 00:04:15,298 and grab my box of, uh... pencils. 84 00:04:15,342 --> 00:04:16,821 On it. 85 00:04:20,084 --> 00:04:22,218 - So, you... - I'll get the lead out. 86 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:25,439 Of storage. 87 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:29,573 So, you... 88 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:31,532 Actually, they're made of graphite. 89 00:04:34,151 --> 00:04:35,196 So... 90 00:04:39,104 --> 00:04:40,541 You work with firefighters... 91 00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:42,978 men who can sprint down a staircase 92 00:04:43,021 --> 00:04:45,197 carrying another person over their shoulders, 93 00:04:45,241 --> 00:04:46,895 and rather than ask them to help you move, 94 00:04:46,938 --> 00:04:50,332 you ask your cousin, David, 95 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:51,813 whose greatest athletic achievement 96 00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:54,119 is almostcrawling into a hammock. 97 00:04:56,121 --> 00:04:57,601 You've been enjoying your Savoir bed? 98 00:04:57,645 --> 00:04:59,255 The, uh, yak mattress? 99 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,865 Surprisingly soft. 100 00:05:00,909 --> 00:05:03,564 Trust me, once you go yak, you never go back. 101 00:05:05,217 --> 00:05:08,308 You know what, I ** so excited about living together. 102 00:05:08,351 --> 00:05:12,181 What do you say we have a toast to this new cohabitation? 103 00:05:12,224 --> 00:05:14,411 Oh, sure. I g***t some Scotch, if that sounds good. 104 00:05:14,455 --> 00:05:15,924 - Ooh. Great. I'll go get it. - Top shelf. 105 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:17,621 Of course. Nothing less. 106 00:05:17,665 --> 00:05:18,970 No, it's on the top shelf of the hutch. 107 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:20,102 Green plastic jug. 108 00:05:28,676 --> 00:05:30,155 Dr. Crane! 109 00:05:30,199 --> 00:05:31,592 Ah, 110 00:05:31,635 --> 00:05:33,289 I'm so glad I caught you. 111 00:05:33,332 --> 00:05:34,682 What was that thing you said 112 00:05:34,725 --> 00:05:36,945 about how fast the baby years go? 113 00:05:36,988 --> 00:05:38,512 It was really beautiful. 114 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:40,949 Oh, I'm not sure I said anything all that poetic. 115 00:05:40,992 --> 00:05:45,127 Just a small lyrical reverie about how all parents yearn 116 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:46,824 for that precious, fleeting season 117 00:05:46,868 --> 00:05:49,523 when they could drive away their child's woes with... 118 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:50,959 soothing voice 119 00:05:51,209 --> 00:05:53,298 and a lullaby. 120 00:05:58,140 --> 00:05:59,359 - You're magic. - Hmm? 121 00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:07,650 And another young woman falls under your spell. 122 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:16,898 D***n it, Frasier, you know how magnetic you are. 123 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:21,032 Ah. Freddy. 124 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:23,644 I would like your help picking out a dining room table. 125 00:06:23,687 --> 00:06:26,734 Now, I have found one that I love with the davenport 126 00:06:26,777 --> 00:06:30,085 and another that I absolutely adore with the divan. 127 00:06:30,128 --> 00:06:32,783 It's a real sofa's choice. 128 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:37,135 And-and-and that is...? 129 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:39,355 Weight bench. 130 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,878 And you're putting it here? 131 00:06:40,922 --> 00:06:42,445 Seems like a pretty good spot. 132 00:06:42,489 --> 00:06:44,273 Doesn't it make you just a-a bit nervous, 133 00:06:44,316 --> 00:06:47,319 putting a 100-pound dumbbell near a world-class Steinway? 134 00:06:47,363 --> 00:06:49,452 I will stay away from the piano. 135 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:54,501 Okay. 136 00:06:54,544 --> 00:06:55,980 I'll put this in my bedroom. 137 00:06:56,024 --> 00:06:57,442 Oh, dear. 138 00:06:59,244 --> 00:07:01,029 What, you don't like the beer sign? 139 00:07:01,072 --> 00:07:03,379 No, it's-it's very fun. 140 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,990 Um, just trying...