Anarchy.Parlor.2015.720p.BRRip.x264.AAC-ETRG Subtitles

00:00:46,530 --> 00:00:49,(GLOVE SNAPS)

00:00:49,833 --> 00:00:53,(SLAPPING)

00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:59,(EXHALES)

00:01:20,964 --> 00:01:24,(FOOTSTEPS)

00:01:26,970 --> 00:01:28,(RATTLING)

00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:51,(HIP-HOP PLAYS)

00:01:58,735 --> 00:02:02,(RAPPING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

00:02:15,319 --> 00:02:18,(MUSIC CONTINUES)

00:02:24,761 --> 00:02:27,(RAPPING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

00:03:08,372 --> 00:03:10,(MUSIC ENDS)

00:03:18,181 --> 00:03:22,(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)

00:03:22,686 --> 00:03:25,MAN #1: Oh, my God!
(INDISTINCT)

00:03:25,155 --> 00:03:28,MAN #2: Come look at his shirt!
He's always nice to you!

00:03:28,158 --> 00:03:30,- MAN #1: I hate him!
- MAN #2: Ah, f***k you!

00:03:30,894 --> 00:03:34,- MAN #1: Come on, man!
- MAN #2: Let's go. Let's do this!

00:03:34,665 --> 00:03:37,- BOTH: Cheers!
- Cheers!

00:03:38,902 --> 00:03:41,Yo, this was a great idea
for a graduation trip!

00:03:41,338 --> 00:03:43,- I told you, this place is the s***t!
- You were right!

00:03:43,774 --> 00:03:46,Hey, you never told me Kelly's
little sister was so slamming hot!

00:03:47,044 --> 00:03:50,Oh, come on, bro, she was 16 when Kelly
and I started dating in college.

00:03:50,714 --> 00:03:53,- Ah...
- Besides, she lives in London.

00:03:53,217 --> 00:03:57,Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Isn't the legal
age of consent, like, 16 in the UK?

00:03:57,721 --> 00:03:59,What are you doing to me?

00:04:00,057 --> 00:04:02,- Oh!
- You f***g a***e!

00:04:02,259 --> 00:04:04,- Yeah! F***g party!
- Too slow, bitches!

00:04:04,761 --> 00:04:07,- Oh!
- This place f***g rules!

00:04:07,264 --> 00:04:09,- (LAUGHS) Oh, my God!
- Go!

00:04:09,399 --> 00:04:11,- Okay.
- Oh!

00:04:11,902 --> 00:04:14,Oh, that's your girlfriend.

00:04:18,141 --> 00:04:22,(WOMAN LAUGHS)

00:04:22,112 --> 00:04:24,I love this song.

00:04:25,782 --> 00:04:28,Oh, my God! Look at f***g Brock!

00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:32,- WOMAN: He's such a douche bag.
- Oh!

00:04:32,322 --> 00:04:36,- Oh!
- Shut up, be serious.

00:04:36,393 --> 00:04:40,I wanna make a toast to the two girls
I love most in the world!

00:04:40,764 --> 00:04:44,- (ALL SHOUTS)
- I love you, girls, too!

00:04:48,472 --> 00:04:51,Oh, my God! (LAUGHS)

00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:56,- Wait up. More shots?
- Duh! We're in Europe!

00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:59,- Do you think Jesse is hot?
- Oh, you're kidding me.

00:04:59,983 --> 00:05:02,- No, no.
- He's always been nice to me.

00:05:02,953 --> 00:05:06,Uh, he's been friends
with Kevin since freshman year.

00:05:06,356 --> 00:05:08,So what is, like, his deal?

00:05:08,487 --> 00:05:11,He's from some super rich
family on the east coast.

00:05:11,404 --> 00:05:13,Hang on. He's rich and cute.

00:05:14,097 --> 00:05:16,I actually might f***k him
on this trip.

00:05:16,266 --> 00:05:18,- Oh!
- You s***t!

00:05:18,468 --> 00:05:20,- Oh, my God!
- (LAUGHING)

00:05:20,370 --> 00:05:22,- Hey! Whoo!
- Hey.

00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:25,- (LAUGHS)
- Let's go!

00:05:26,698 --> 00:05:28,Who are those f***g sluts
Jesse's talking to?

00:05:29,038 --> 00:05:32,What's the matter? You jealous he might
s***k on their titties instead of your titties?

00:05:32,516 --> 00:05:34,Obviously not! Shut the f***k up.

00:05:36,318 --> 00:05:39,Guy, I just g***t us an invite
to a sick mansion party.

00:05:39,289 --> 00:05:43,DJ, drinks, free f***g everything.
Who's in?

00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:46,- F***k yeah!
- I'm not sure, guys. I mean...

00:05:46,296 --> 00:05:51,- Jesse, you know these girls?
- Who the f***k cares, p***y?

00:05:51,468 --> 00:05:53,Did you see those f***g titties?

00:05:53,370 --> 00:05:56,Let's go! Now who wants
a goddamn shot?

00:05:56,807 --> 00:05:59,- I'll take one.
- Cheers!

00:05:59,976 --> 00:06:02,- ALL: Cheers!
- Whoo!

00:06:02,345 --> 00:06:06,(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)

00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:13,(WOMAN SINGING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

00:06:40,183 --> 00:06:43,F***k! I think I died
and went to heaven, bro!

00:06:43,954 --> 00:06:46,(SHOUTING)

00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:05,Whoo!

00:07:06,576 --> 00:07:09,(MUSIC CONTINUES)

00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:12,Hey, guys.
I need to find a bathroom.

00:07:12,883 --> 00:07:15,I think I saw one
at the bottom of the stairs.

00:07:15,151 --> 00:07:17,Okay, great. I'll be right back.

00:07:17,153 --> 00:07:18,Okay.

00:07:31,968 --> 00:07:34,(PANTING, MOANING)

00:07:34,471 --> 00:07:38,- Like my p***y?
- No.

00:08:06,970 --> 00:08:09,(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC
FADES OUT)

00:10:07,123 --> 00:10:08,- Oh, s***t! Oh, my God!
- (LAUGHS)

00:10:09,092 --> 00:10:13,- You scared me.
- Sorry about that. Wow.

00:10:13,329 --> 00:10:17,- A lot of really cool s***t in here, huh?
- Yeah.

00:10:19,335 --> 00:10:24,Um... yeah, but we
should probably get back.

00:10:24,274 --> 00:10:25,The girls sent me to come find you.

00:10:25,775 --> 00:10:28,Look at how old these paintings are.

00:10:28,244 --> 00:10:30,They must be worth a fortune.
Hey, check this out.

00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:33,They all have the same last name.

00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:36,You think they're part
of some kind of family lineage?

00:10:36,352 --> 00:10:39,Probably. (LAUGHS)
I don't know.

00:10:39,656 --> 00:10:42,What I do know is that there
is an extremely large,

00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:46,muscular security guard walking around that
might kick us out if he found us in here.

00:10:46,262 --> 00:10:48,So we should probably
stick to the main party.

00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:51,- Good idea. (LAUGHS)
- Come on.

00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:57,(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)

00:11:03,379 --> 00:11:05,- MAN: Drink up.
- WOMAN: All right.

00:11:05,682 --> 00:11:08,Hey! I'm gonna go get a drink.

00:11:10,820 --> 00:11:13,Bartender, two shots, please.

00:11:26,402 --> 00:11:29,(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

00:11:39,215 --> 00:11:42,- American.
- Uh, yeah.

00:11:42,585 --> 00:11:45,- I like your tats.
- And that's your friend.

00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:48,Who? Him?

00:11:48,391 --> 00:11:52,- Yeah, I guess.
- And his name?

00:11:52,195 --> 00:11:55,Brock. Do you want me
to introduce...

00:11:58,535 --> 00:12:00,What the...

00:12:00,737 --> 00:12:04,(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:11,- Whoa.
- Do you like rough girls?

00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:15,- Brock?
- Yes.

00:12:15,618 --> 00:12:17,I like. F***k, I like.

00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:21,Gross! Look at all
her tattoos and piercings!

00:12:21,591 --> 00:12:24,She's the perfect girl.
She can take charge of him.

00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:26,I hope he chokes on her ring.

00:12:26,763 --> 00:12:29,(ELECTRONIC
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)

00:12:32,302 --> 00:12:35,Come on, fuckers, let's dance!

00:12:36,773 --> 00:12:38,Yay!

00:12:52,288 --> 00:12:55,(ELECTRONIC
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)

00:13:43,439 --> 00:13:46,S***t! I've never done
anything like this before.

00:13:46,976 --> 00:13:48,When in Vilnius, right? F***k it.

00:13:48,344 --> 00:13:50,This will do.

00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,Ready to get down right here?

00:13:52,649 --> 00:13:56,Now, take off that shirt
and f***k me hard.

00:13:56,719 --> 00:13:59,Oh, f***k.

00:14:02,025 --> 00:14:06,Yo, Amy! Meet Uta. Uta, meet Amy.

00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:09,Uta, that's a cool name.
Yeah, we kind of met earlier.

00:14:09,465 --> 00:14:13,Yeah. Uta means "prosperous
in battle" or some s***t.

00:14:13,303 --> 00:14:16,We're gonna go back
to her tattoo parlor and check it out.

00:14:16,539 --> 00:14:18,- You're a tattoo artist?
- I'm an apprentice.

00:14:18,741 --> 00:14:21,But you should get a tattoo
from The Artist.

00:14:21,744 --> 00:14:24,- He's world famous.
- Really? That...

00:14:24,814 --> 00:14:28,Amy, um, I don't think that's such
a good idea. We were just leaving.

00:14:28,518 --> 00:14:32,Yeah. You coming to get a tattoo?

00:14:32,722 --> 00:14:36,Okay. Great.
Well, let me tell the others.

00:14:36,492 --> 00:14:39,- Wait here.
- C***k blocker.

00:14:39,362 --> 00:14:41,Don't worry. This changes nothing.

00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:44,Hey, guys. Guys!
That girl's a tattoo artist.

00:14:45,068 --> 00:14:48,I'm gonna go back to her shop and get
a tattoo. Do you guys wanna come?

00:14:48,571 --> 00:14:52,We're ok. We're gonna stay here.
And then we're gonna head back to the hotel.

00:14:52,689 --> 00:14:56,Yeah, seriously. Come party with us.
You can get a tattoo tomorrow.

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