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00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,- Oh, that was the best one yet.
- Mmm-mmm.

00:00:22,669 --> 00:00:24,You gotta love these
Valentine's Day deliveries.

00:00:24,938 --> 00:00:28,Oh, do we have any of those candy hearts
with the little messages on them?

00:00:28,808 --> 00:00:31,Uh, no. But I've g***t some
fancy pants perfume for you.

00:00:33,947 --> 00:00:34,- Get rid of it!

00:00:35,048 --> 00:00:36,Get rid of it!

00:00:44,224 --> 00:00:45,Okay,
what about this one, Julien?

00:00:45,659 --> 00:00:48,Roses are red. Violets are green.

00:00:48,428 --> 00:00:52,You are so handsome,
you make all the ladies scream.

00:00:53,233 --> 00:00:57,It's no use, Maurice,
I ** a king without a kingdom.

00:00:57,137 --> 00:01:01,Where is all the admiration?
The fawning? The brown nosing?

00:01:01,441 --> 00:01:03,Is anybody even listening to me up there?

00:01:03,877 --> 00:01:04,Oh!

00:01:05,712 --> 00:01:06,What the...

00:01:07,681 --> 00:01:12,"Love Potion Number Nine"?
How does this thing work anyway?

00:01:12,919 --> 00:01:13,Ow!

00:01:17,090 --> 00:01:19,Stop it, stop it. That tickles.

00:01:21,027 --> 00:01:22,"Irresistible."

00:01:25,198 --> 00:01:26,Maurice.

00:01:26,433 --> 00:01:28,Do you see what is happening here?

00:01:28,668 --> 00:01:31,Make them stop. Make them stop.

00:01:31,371 --> 00:01:33,It is a message from the gods.

00:01:33,273 --> 00:01:36,They are looking down from the heavens
and saying, "King Julien."

00:01:36,109 --> 00:01:38,And I say, "Ugh, what do you want now?"

00:01:38,678 --> 00:01:42,And they say, "Sorry to disturb you,
all great and most dashing king

00:01:42,215 --> 00:01:43,with all the best dance moves."

00:01:43,883 --> 00:01:46,And I say, "Oh, do you mean like this?"

00:01:46,953 --> 00:01:48,"Yes! We love that!"

00:01:48,655 --> 00:01:50,"So, get on with it.
What do you want already?"

00:01:50,757 --> 00:01:54,"Even though you're all these great things,
you deserve more."

00:01:54,861 --> 00:01:56,"Oh, go on."

00:01:56,363 --> 00:01:58,"King Julien, take this potion

00:01:58,865 --> 00:02:04,and from this moment forth
you will be known as the King of Love."

00:02:04,771 --> 00:02:05,Ah!

00:02:05,872 --> 00:02:07,King of Love?

00:02:07,540 --> 00:02:11,Come, Maurice. We have much work to do.

00:02:13,380 --> 00:02:16,Wake up, Africa. it's Valentine's Day!

00:02:16,449 --> 00:02:17,Happy Valentine's Day to you.

00:02:18,118 --> 00:02:19,And Happy Valentine's Day to you.

00:02:19,252 --> 00:02:21,- Who?
- You, you, you, and you.

00:02:21,788 --> 00:02:23,What's Valentine's Day?

00:02:23,623 --> 00:02:26,Hold up.
Don't tell me you've never heard of...

00:02:26,593 --> 00:02:28,The best day of the year! Whoo!

00:02:29,829 --> 00:02:32,Wow, you're really into this holiday, huh?

00:02:33,032 --> 00:02:35,Please, you have no idea.

00:02:35,568 --> 00:02:37,We love you, Alex!

00:02:37,904 --> 00:02:40,And I love this holiday!

00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,Oh, Alex.

00:02:44,911 --> 00:02:47,So, what do we do with these?

00:02:47,213 --> 00:02:48,That's the best part.

00:02:48,481 --> 00:02:51,Once you get a Valentine,
you get to give one back.

00:02:51,751 --> 00:02:56,Here, I'll start you off. "Dear Alex,
you're the best. Love you, Ostrich."

00:02:56,556 --> 00:03:01,See, now I can display it right here
on my very own Valentine's tree!

00:03:01,361 --> 00:03:02,Huh? Huh?

00:03:02,429 --> 00:03:03,Whoa! Hey!

00:03:03,563 --> 00:03:04,Hey! What's going on?

00:03:04,898 --> 00:03:08,King Julien's selling a magical
love potion. I want some!

00:03:08,168 --> 00:03:09,A love potion?

00:03:09,436 --> 00:03:10,- I want some!
- Me, too!

00:03:10,770 --> 00:03:11,Wait for me!

00:03:11,838 --> 00:03:14,Hey, hey, hey! Hey, wait up!
Guys, Valentine's tree.

00:03:14,941 --> 00:03:16,It's not going anywhere.

00:03:16,309 --> 00:03:17,And neither are we, Alex.

00:03:17,677 --> 00:03:20,Now, come on, let's go see what
that psychotic lemur's up to now.

00:03:21,014 --> 00:03:23,You know what, you... Why don't you...
I think you guys could...

00:03:23,483 --> 00:03:26,You guys go ahead. I'll catch up later.

00:03:26,319 --> 00:03:27,Where is he going?

00:03:27,554 --> 00:03:29,Uh, acupuncture appointment?

00:03:29,155 --> 00:03:32,Yep, definitely acupuncture.
Come on. Gotta go.

00:03:38,164 --> 00:03:41,- Her name is G-L-O-R-I-A. Gloria!
- Gloria!

00:03:42,068 --> 00:03:47,Stop. Stop. Stop. Come on, you guys. This
is my first Valentine's Day with Gloria.

00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,This surprise has to be perfect.

00:03:53,313 --> 00:03:55,I'm fine, I'm fine, okay.
What are you doing?

00:03:55,281 --> 00:03:56,Ugh, look at him.

00:03:56,749 --> 00:03:59,All stressed out
and driving everyone crazy.

00:03:59,786 --> 00:04:02,Skipper, what are you going
to get Hula Girl for Valentine's Day?

00:04:02,522 --> 00:04:06,Nothing! No hokey knickknacks
or cheesy gestures needed here.

00:04:06,159 --> 00:04:08,Isn't that right, dollface?

00:04:11,998 --> 00:04:13,Drama!

00:04:20,707 --> 00:04:21,What the...

00:04:25,311 --> 00:04:27,Ladies and gentlemen, gather around.

00:04:30,350 --> 00:04:31,Today is your lucky day

00:04:32,018 --> 00:04:37,because the King of Love's
love potion spectacular is about to begin.

00:04:40,126 --> 00:04:42,Go take your troubles to the King of love

00:04:42,362 --> 00:04:43,That's me!

00:04:43,429 --> 00:04:46,The Heavens sent me, from above

00:04:46,766 --> 00:04:49,Go on, everybody, get into a line

00:04:50,570 --> 00:04:54,Try a little spray
of Love Potion Number Nine

00:04:54,474 --> 00:04:57,Oh! Me, me, me, me. I'll try it.

00:04:57,176 --> 00:04:58,Ah-ha!

00:04:58,278 --> 00:05:01,Here's a young fellow I've never met, ever.

00:05:01,581 --> 00:05:05,Let me guess.
Little irritating pest like yourself.

00:05:05,685 --> 00:05:08,Probably not too popular, are you?

00:05:08,821 --> 00:05:11,No! I'm not popular.

00:05:12,825 --> 00:05:14,- Well, your luck's about to change.
- Ow!

00:05:14,994 --> 00:05:17,Just sign this contract committing you
to eternal servitude

00:05:17,830 --> 00:05:21,- and I will make you...
- Irresistible.

00:05:22,702 --> 00:05:24,Yes! Let's do it.

00:05:25,338 --> 00:05:26,- Open your eye.

00:05:27,073 --> 00:05:29,- It burns!

00:05:31,511 --> 00:05:33,Oh-ho-ho!

00:05:33,613 --> 00:05:34,Oh!

00:05:36,015 --> 00:05:37,- Ew!
- Dang!

00:05:37,350 --> 00:05:39,Well, hello!

00:05:39,419 --> 00:05:43,Aren't you just the most adorable
little thing I've ever seen?

00:05:43,489 --> 00:05:44,Oh!

00:05:44,791 --> 00:05:45,Ah!

00:05:45,992 --> 00:05:48,Come on! it's a dude.

00:05:53,199 --> 00:05:54,Do it.

00:05:54,734 --> 00:05:55,Ugh.

00:05:59,539 --> 00:06:02,I'm irresistible!

00:06:03,209 --> 00:06:05,- I wanna be irresistible!
- Me, too!

00:06:05,578 --> 00:06:06,Sign here, sign here.

00:06:06,646 --> 00:06:08,I like you.

00:06:08,514 --> 00:06:09,How you like me now?

00:06:09,616 --> 00:06:10,No!

00:06:11,351 --> 00:06:12,Next.

00:06:12,485 --> 00:06:13,- I want some!
- Me, too!

00:06:13,586 --> 00:06:14,Right here, right here!

00:06:14,887 --> 00:06:17,Oh, come on, fellas.
You're not buying all of this, are you?

00:06:17,857 --> 00:06:20,Well, I ain't buying it.

00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:23,I mean, a love potion? Zebras, please.

00:06:24,564 --> 00:06:25,- Whoa!
- Whoa!

00:06:26,065 --> 00:06:28,I ain't never seen a zebra like you before.

00:06:28,501 --> 00:06:31,I'm not a zebra. I'm an okapi.

00:06:31,170 --> 00:06:32,Crack-a-lackin'.

00:06:32,739 --> 00:06:34,Crack-a-lackin'.

00:06:34,274 --> 00:06:35,Where did you come from?

00:06:35,842 --> 00:06:37,Just visiting from another reserve.

00:06:37,777 --> 00:06:38,Hey, I can show you around!

00:06:39,078 --> 00:06:40,- So could I!
- So could I!

00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:41,- So could I!
- Me, too!

00:06:41,381 --> 00:06:42,I know this place better than anyone!

00:06:42,782 --> 00:06:46,Aw! Looks like somebody g***t bit
by the love bug.

00:06:46,319 --> 00:06:47,Yeah, well, so did all of them.

00:06:47,987 --> 00:06:49,Okay, see you later then.

00:06:49,522 --> 00:06:51,Bye!

00:06:51,124 --> 00:06:54,If only I had something to make me
stand out from the pack.

00:06:55,361 --> 00:07:00,Lave Potion Number Nine

00:07:00,133 --> 00:07:02,Irresistible.

00:07:03,302 --> 00:07:04,Ha!

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