Sweetie.you.wont.believe.it.eng Subtitles

00:00:16,333 --> 00:00:20,Pygmy chimpanzees inhabit the Congo woods.

00:00:20,583 --> 00:00:26,They tend to spend most of their time around river banks
sharing food, grooming and playing with cubs.

00:00:26,833 --> 00:00:28,They live in harmony.

00:00:28,666 --> 00:00:32,But this good nature hides one dirty secret.

00:00:32,041 --> 00:00:35,They are the most sexually addicted primates on planet
Earth.

00:00:35,958 --> 00:00:40,It is time when women realize that fishing is something
sacred to the men.

00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:42,Steve Harvey
Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man

00:00:47,750 --> 00:00:53,Don’t go fishing in the mountains or elsewhere out of town.
It is dangerous.

00:00:54,208 --> 00:00:58,Layla, Aziza and Saya – these are the names of the women who

00:00:58,083 --> 00:01:01,Three friends went camping in the nature but never came
back.

00:01:01,958 --> 00:01:07,This is not the only case of missing people over the last
year.

00:01:07,208 --> 00:01:10,And this is your news for now. Be safe and good bye.

00:01:10,333 --> 00:01:15,Males, females, younger cubs have promiscuous s***x all day
long.

00:01:15,625 --> 00:01:16,Dastan?

00:01:17,833 --> 00:01:19,Dastan?

00:01:19,791 --> 00:01:20,Dastan?

00:01:20,416 --> 00:01:21,Yeah.

00:01:21,166 --> 00:01:23,- Did you get everything?
- Yes, I g***t it. One minute.

00:01:25,291 --> 00:01:27,- How about Zhilkaidar?
- You kidding me?

00:01:27,875 --> 00:01:31,- Why? This is my uncle’s name.
- You can’t even pick a name for your child.

00:01:31,916 --> 00:01:37,- It can’t be super hard to pick a name.
- Why are you only talking man names? How about Aisulu?

00:01:37,125 --> 00:01:38,Next.

00:01:38,458 --> 00:01:40,- Maybe Sarah?
- Arsen ...

00:01:40,291 --> 00:01:44,You dumb? What if we have a girl? Are you going to name her
Arsen?

00:01:45,208 --> 00:01:49,- I’m thinking. Why don’t you think of a name?
- I’m doing it. Anel, maybe?

00:01:51,125 --> 00:01:52,ANEL
Cashier

00:01:52,750 --> 00:01:54,- Nah, this is a dumb name.
- You are wacky!

00:01:54,916 --> 00:01:56,- Wait, I g***t another call.
- What? Wait! No ...

00:01:57,750 --> 00:02:00,- Hello? My name is Madina.
- Nah, Madina is a lame name.

00:02:01,375 --> 00:02:03,- Sorry ...
- No, I’m not talking to you, sorry.

00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:06,I’m calling from Center Credit bank. You are four days past
due.

00:02:06,583 --> 00:02:08,- Yes, yes, yes.
- The loan has to be paid today.

00:02:08,333 --> 00:02:10,- You’re already charged interest. Are you aware?
- Yes.

00:02:10,708 --> 00:02:14,- Fine.
- Return the debt or the bank will take enforcement action.

00:02:14,958 --> 00:02:17,- Yes, fine. I get it.
- Your credit story already deteriorating. Do you need this?

00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,It looks like you want trouble, right? You took the money,
right?

00:02:19,583 --> 00:02:22,- Fine ... ОК! I get it!
- Why don’t you return it? Are you a man or not?

00:02:22,166 --> 00:02:25,- Fine!
- Return the money to the bank. Good bye.

00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:26,Bitch!

00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:28,Bitch!

00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:30,Bitch!

00:02:31,833 --> 00:02:32,Bitch!

00:02:33,416 --> 00:02:34,What did you say?

00:02:34,875 --> 00:02:36,- It’s not for you.
- Who are you talking to?

00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:38,Not for you either.

00:02:38,875 --> 00:02:41,47 800.
Cash or credit card?

00:02:42,541 --> 00:02:44,Maybe my kidney will work?

00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:48,Do you want me to give you my liver for a change?

00:02:50,458 --> 00:02:54,- Maybe Leyla?
- Are you thinking of your ex? When did you see her?

00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,- This just came to my mind.
- Nothing good comes to your mind.

00:02:57,958 --> 00:03:00,I do everything myself. Everything.

00:03:01,166 --> 00:03:03,- Let’s call her Saule.
- Nah, this is too old-fashioned.

00:03:05,833 --> 00:03:09,- Do you have something against my mom?

00:03:15,458 --> 00:03:17,We keep calling her aunt Sveta...

00:03:17,291 --> 00:03:19,- You dumb?
- I g***t confused ...

00:03:20,791 --> 00:03:22,I like Saule. Fine, let’s call her Saule.

00:03:23,708 --> 00:03:25,You said my mom’s name is old-fashioned on purpose.

00:03:25,875 --> 00:03:28,- Why would I say it on purpose?
- Because you hate her.

00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:30,- I don’t hate her.
- You hate her!

00:03:30,500 --> 00:03:31,- I don’t hate!
- You hate!

00:03:31,791 --> 00:03:33,- I like her.
- You don’t!

00:03:33,458 --> 00:03:34,- I like her a lot!
- No!

00:03:34,958 --> 00:03:36,- I even love her!
- You don’t !

00:03:36,291 --> 00:03:37,I love your mother!

00:03:57,416 --> 00:03:58,What?

00:04:00,416 --> 00:04:02,Why are you shouting?

00:04:03,708 --> 00:04:04,Come on ...

00:04:04,583 --> 00:04:06,Shout at your pregnant wife.

00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,Did I shout?

00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:11,You just did.

00:04:13,083 --> 00:04:16,- I was calm asking.
- No you were not calm. You know better how you did it.

00:04:17,083 --> 00:04:18,I asked: "What?"

00:04:19,666 --> 00:04:20,Sort of like "What’s up?" like this.

00:04:20,833 --> 00:04:21,No, not like this.

00:04:22,458 --> 00:04:23,I’m calm

00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:24,No you are not.

00:04:24,208 --> 00:04:25,I’m very calm.

00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:46,You men are all the same. You always hide something.

00:04:46,958 --> 00:04:47,No, not all.

00:04:47,791 --> 00:04:48,You all the same!

00:04:48,666 --> 00:04:49,I’m not like them.

00:04:49,250 --> 00:04:50,You are!

00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:50,I ** not.

00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:51,You are!

00:04:53,666 --> 00:04:54,What?!

00:04:55,583 --> 00:04:57,Dastan, what takes you so long? Hurry up!

00:05:14,083 --> 00:05:17,Do I ride you? ** I squeezing you dry?

00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:19,** I a hellcat to you?

00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:22,** I talking to a wall or something?

00:05:23,208 --> 00:05:26,At least think of your future baby.

00:05:26,833 --> 00:05:30,How many times did I ask you to talk to the neighbor to stop

00:05:30,708 --> 00:05:32,Can you man up? Do you have balls or not?

00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:40,Your collectors keep calling me. I’m sick of them. Deal with

00:05:42,750 --> 00:05:50,We put them in a jar and then take them out one by one. It
is easier to pick from two, right?

00:05:51,541 --> 00:05:53,Das, what do you think?

00:05:54,666 --> 00:05:55,Das?

00:05:58,375 --> 00:06:01,- Das?
- I’m going fishing tomorrow. Night-night.

00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:05,What?!

00:06:19,375 --> 00:06:23,Are you leaving me in the most important moment of my life?
Scumbag!

00:06:23,958 --> 00:06:25,Don’t worry! I’ll be back on time!

00:06:25,375 --> 00:06:27,You lost! Hi, Zhanna!

00:06:27,791 --> 00:06:31,Screw you! How can you chill when you man is a scammer?

00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:33,Just don’t give birth today and it all will be fine.

00:06:33,416 --> 00:06:35,It’s not fine already!

00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:37,Why you so loud? Aitugan is awake already!

00:06:38,375 --> 00:06:39,I love you. Bye.

00:06:40,291 --> 00:06:42,I will tell our kid how you left us!

00:06:43,791 --> 00:06:44,No need.

00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,Let’s go, let’s go.

00:06:48,666 --> 00:06:55,I lost one grand. I thought you would come up with something

00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:57,"I washed my head, it is too late"

00:06:57,708 --> 00:06:59,"Zhanna locked me in"

00:07:00,833 --> 00:07:02,When did this ever happen?

00:07:02,333 --> 00:07:04,Do you want me to show you the texts?

00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:06,Who gathered you all?

00:07:07,333 --> 00:07:09,Forget the past. Onward to the adventures!

00:07:09,958 --> 00:07:12,Are we really going fishing?

00:07:12,291 --> 00:07:13,Yes.

00:07:13,541 --> 00:07:15,I thought it was a fake excuse for Zhanna.

00:07:16,041 --> 00:07:16,What?

00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:18,We never fished before.

00:07:18,041 --> 00:07:21,We’ll learn. I have everything with me. Look here, in the
back. Look...

00:07:23,375 --> 00:07:24,d***n, Arman!

00:07:25,125 --> 00:07:27,Couldn’t you just clean it all up?

00:07:27,666 --> 00:07:30,Those are damaged goods. Such a pity to throw them away.

00:07:33,125 --> 00:07:35,And I couldn’t send those to my home village.. They won’t
understand this gift.

00:07:35,833 --> 00:07:38,Let’s listen to some music.

00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,Yo, bro, I think he never found your horses.

00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:40,No. He is here. I can smell him.

00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:42,He is hiding here.

00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:47,Hey, Peetok,...