The Stoned Age (1994) 1080p Subtitles

00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:37,Hey!

00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:47,Stop the f***g car, man.

00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:54,Yo, man, you better be
glad you stopped, dipshit.

00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:57,Sorry, man. I didn't
see you, man.

00:01:57,384 --> 00:01:58,Move your a***s.

00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,Let's go.

00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:05,So where are you
headed anyways, man?

00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:07,Just cruising, man.

00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:10,I g***t to down and see
my a***e parole officer.

00:02:10,197 --> 00:02:11,I g***t some chicks
lined up for tonight.

00:02:11,866 --> 00:02:14,No s***t?

00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:16,No s***t.

00:02:19,907 --> 00:02:22,Crump's brother? Don't lie.

00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:23,Guy's still in jail, man.

00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:25,Naw, man. They let him out.

00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:28,He was telling me about these
full-on radical chicks

00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:30,he's g***t down by
the Frankie avalon place.

00:02:30,885 --> 00:02:33,They're from up north.
They're all hot to party.

00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:35,Hear that? Crump's
brother's g***t some chicks.

00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:37,No s***t.

00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:40,It's been a while since I
seen chicks around here.

00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:41,What's the ratio, man?

00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:43,I heard there's only two.

00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:46,Bunk. Crump's brother's
a f***g psycho.

00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:47,I ain't worming his chicks.

00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:48,Not even, man.

00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:50,I don't want to end up
like that samoan dude.

00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:54,No, s***t. You'd have to be
a crazy, hard-up b***d

00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:56,to worm
crump's brother's chicks.

00:02:56,177 --> 00:02:58,Not even, man.

00:02:58,279 --> 00:03:00,No way, man.

00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:11,Hey, tack, where are you going?

00:03:24,205 --> 00:03:25,¶ Finished with my woman ¶

00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:28,¶ 'cause she couldn't help me ¶

00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:29,¶ with my mind ¶

00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:31,¶ people think I'm insane ¶

00:03:31,946 --> 00:03:35,¶ because I ** frowning
all the time ¶

00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:50,¶ all day long
I think of things ¶

00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:53,¶ but nothing seems
to satisfy ¶

00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:55,¶ think I'll lose my mind
if I ¶

00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:59,¶ don't find something
to gratify ¶

00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:00,oh! Oh!

00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:03,¶ Can you help me? ¶

00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:06,¶ won't you find my brain? ¶

00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:10,¶ whoa, yeah ¶

00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:25,¶ I need someone to show me ¶

00:04:25,532 --> 00:04:28,¶ the things in life
that I can't find ¶

00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:30,¶ I can't see the things ¶

00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:33,¶ that make true happiness ¶

00:04:33,007 --> 00:04:34,¶ I must be blind ¶

00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:43,¶ make a joke and I will sigh ¶

00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:46,¶ and you will laugh
and I will cry ¶

00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:48,¶ happiness I cannot feel ¶

00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:52,¶ and love to me
is so unreal... ¶

00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:10,so you g***t a plan tonight
or what?

00:05:10,311 --> 00:05:12,F***k, yeah, I g***t a plan, man.

00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:14,I g***t a radically
hellacious plan.

00:05:14,315 --> 00:05:17,First we get a shitload
of tall cans, right,

00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:20,then an eight-ball...
no! A quarter o.Z.,

00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:23,a fifth of Jack just
to take the edge off.

00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:25,Then we spark up the thick
verlacious ganga bud,

00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,get those chicks
all horn dogged out.

00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:30,We're just going to do
what we always do...

00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,drive around like dumb f***s

00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:35,then end up at stop-n-go, eating
those reynaldo's burritos.

00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:38,Shut up, Joe fag!

00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:41,You g***t an attitude
problem, man.

00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:43,I'm sick of always
doing the same s***t.

00:05:43,344 --> 00:05:44,What else we going to do?

00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:46,I don't know, there's g***t
to be something more

00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:48,than driving around torrance

00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:50,trying to get drunk,
stoned, and laid.

00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:52,Joe, you're been
weirding out on me.

00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:54,I'm not weirding out
on you, man.

00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:57,Yeah, you are.
Ever since blue oyster cult.

00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,You g***t hit by that laser, man,

00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:00,you've been acting
like a p***y.

00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:04,Why don't you take an inventory
what we g***t going for us.

00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:06,S***t, man.

00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:08,It's all dusted.

00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:14,Except for this beef
and potato burrito, bud.

00:06:14,108 --> 00:06:16,That's it?

00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:20,Always g***t the crock.

00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:22,The schnappster.

00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:23,S***t makes me whork.

00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,What about that skank weed
your brother sold you?

00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:31,G***t about half a joint's worth. But
this s***t gives me a headache.

00:06:31,125 --> 00:06:34,Schnappster, half a joint of some ragweed.
That's decent.

00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:37,Now all we g***t to do
is find us some chicks.

00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:40,¶ S.O.S. You hear these words ¶

00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:43,¶ telling you now
about my state ¶

00:06:43,137 --> 00:06:45,¶ I tell you to enjoy life ¶

00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:49,¶ I wish I could,
but it's too late ¶

00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:51,what the f***k, man?

00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:53,You want to party with
the buffalo chicks?

00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,And I want to pork
their grandmas, too, man.

00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:57,They know about some parties.

00:07:03,157 --> 00:07:05,What's up, mamacitas?

00:07:05,692 --> 00:07:07,Just hanging.

00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,Anything going on?

00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:12,Guzzlers have a case of ox
up at petrol park.

00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:14,What else is new?

00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,Where's the party?

00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:19,There's a kegger up at muldoon's
parents' place in p.V.

00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,You don't want to party with
them palos verdes queebies, man.

00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:24,Hey, it's a party.

00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:26,Who's it going to be,
just you guys?

00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:30,Yeah. We could play submarine.

00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:36,Actually, ladies, we're running
a little bit behind schedule.

00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:38,We g***t to haul a***s.

00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:40,Where you guys going?

00:07:40,194 --> 00:07:43,Just cruising, man.
You know how it is.

00:07:43,197 --> 00:07:45,Have fun.

00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,What the f***k is submarine
anyway, man?

00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,I don't want to know, man.

00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:07,S***t! My tape.

00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,This f***g machine
just scarfed my tape.

00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:12,Big s***t, man. Put in another.

00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:27,What the f***k is that?
Don't fear the reaper, man.

00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:30,You're not playing that p***y s***t in
the blue torpedo, man. I told you.

00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:33,Blue oyster cult.
I don't give a f***k.

00:08:33,247 --> 00:08:36,It's a p***y song. It's b.O.C.
How can it be p***y?

00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,Let me tell you something. Every band
puts out at least one p***y song

00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:42,so they can find out who the faggots are.
Now take it out.

00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,F***k you, man.

00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,F***k me?

00:08:47,261 --> 00:08:50,It's a p***y song.

00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,P***y song, huh, faggot?
Say it! Say it!

00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,O.K., man! All right!
It's a p***y song.

00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:03,Told you it's a p***y song.

00:09:19,293 --> 00:09:22,Check it out, man. It's tack.

00:09:22,296 --> 00:09:24,The tackmeister.
That f***g pud.

00:09:24,298 --> 00:09:26,Hang a loogie on him.

00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,All right.

00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,Tack, you fag!

00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:39,Hey, man!
I g***t some chicks, man!

00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,Tack's g***t some chicks?

00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:51,Man, why'd you guys spit at me?

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