The Stoned Age (1994) 1080p Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:37,429 Hey! 2 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:47,806 Stop the f***g car, man. 3 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:54,646 Yo, man, you better be glad you stopped, dipshit. 4 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:57,382 Sorry, man. I didn't see you, man. 5 00:01:57,384 --> 00:01:58,617 Move your a***s. 6 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,152 Let's go. 7 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:05,858 So where are you headed anyways, man? 8 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:07,659 Just cruising, man. 9 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:10,195 I g***t to down and see my a***e parole officer. 10 00:02:10,197 --> 00:02:11,864 I g***t some chicks lined up for tonight. 11 00:02:11,866 --> 00:02:14,399 No s***t? 12 00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:16,268 No s***t. 13 00:02:19,907 --> 00:02:22,374 Crump's brother? Don't lie. 14 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:23,742 Guy's still in jail, man. 15 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:25,711 Naw, man. They let him out. 16 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:28,614 He was telling me about these full-on radical chicks 17 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:30,883 he's g***t down by the Frankie avalon place. 18 00:02:30,885 --> 00:02:33,552 They're from up north. They're all hot to party. 19 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:35,721 Hear that? Crump's brother's g***t some chicks. 20 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:37,356 No s***t. 21 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:40,259 It's been a while since I seen chicks around here. 22 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:41,627 What's the ratio, man? 23 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:43,328 I heard there's only two. 24 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:46,231 Bunk. Crump's brother's a f***g psycho. 25 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:47,566 I ain't worming his chicks. 26 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:48,867 Not even, man. 27 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:50,769 I don't want to end up like that samoan dude. 28 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:54,540 No, s***t. You'd have to be a crazy, hard-up b***d 29 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:56,175 to worm crump's brother's chicks. 30 00:02:56,177 --> 00:02:58,277 Not even, man. 31 00:02:58,279 --> 00:03:00,312 No way, man. 32 00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:11,690 Hey, tack, where are you going? 33 00:03:24,205 --> 00:03:25,938 ¶ Finished with my woman ¶ 34 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:28,340 ¶ 'cause she couldn't help me ¶ 35 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:29,675 ¶ with my mind ¶ 36 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:31,944 ¶ people think I'm insane ¶ 37 00:03:31,946 --> 00:03:35,681 ¶ because I ** frowning all the time ¶ 38 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:50,429 ¶ all day long I think of things ¶ 39 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:53,232 ¶ but nothing seems to satisfy ¶ 40 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:55,567 ¶ think I'll lose my mind if I ¶ 41 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:59,438 ¶ don't find something to gratify ¶ 42 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:00,906 oh! Oh! 43 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:03,575 ¶ Can you help me? ¶ 44 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:06,712 ¶ won't you find my brain? ¶ 45 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:10,315 ¶ whoa, yeah ¶ 46 00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:25,530 ¶ I need someone to show me ¶ 47 00:04:25,532 --> 00:04:28,700 ¶ the things in life that I can't find ¶ 48 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:30,669 ¶ I can't see the things ¶ 49 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:33,005 ¶ that make true happiness ¶ 50 00:04:33,007 --> 00:04:34,873 ¶ I must be blind ¶ 51 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:43,548 ¶ make a joke and I will sigh ¶ 52 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:46,385 ¶ and you will laugh and I will cry ¶ 53 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:48,920 ¶ happiness I cannot feel ¶ 54 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:52,758 ¶ and love to me is so unreal... ¶ 55 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:10,309 so you g***t a plan tonight or what? 56 00:05:10,311 --> 00:05:12,311 F***k, yeah, I g***t a plan, man. 57 00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:14,313 I g***t a radically hellacious plan. 58 00:05:14,315 --> 00:05:17,683 First we get a shitload of tall cans, right, 59 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:20,652 then an eight-ball... no! A quarter o.Z., 60 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:23,422 a fifth of Jack just to take the edge off. 61 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:25,824 Then we spark up the thick verlacious ganga bud, 62 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,726 get those chicks all horn dogged out. 63 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:30,495 We're just going to do what we always do... 64 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,397 drive around like dumb f***s 65 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:35,901 then end up at stop-n-go, eating those reynaldo's burritos. 66 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:38,737 Shut up, Joe fag! 67 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:41,440 You g***t an attitude problem, man. 68 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:43,342 I'm sick of always doing the same s***t. 69 00:05:43,344 --> 00:05:44,776 What else we going to do? 70 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:46,778 I don't know, there's g***t to be something more 71 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:48,480 than driving around torrance 72 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:50,449 trying to get drunk, stoned, and laid. 73 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:52,984 Joe, you're been weirding out on me. 74 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:54,553 I'm not weirding out on you, man. 75 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:57,789 Yeah, you are. Ever since blue oyster cult. 76 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,358 You g***t hit by that laser, man, 77 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:00,959 you've been acting like a p***y. 78 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:04,029 Why don't you take an inventory what we g***t going for us. 79 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:06,131 S***t, man. 80 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:08,834 It's all dusted. 81 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:14,106 Except for this beef and potato burrito, bud. 82 00:06:14,108 --> 00:06:16,074 That's it? 83 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:20,946 Always g***t the crock. 84 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:22,481 The schnappster. 85 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:23,882 S***t makes me whork. 86 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,818 What about that skank weed your brother sold you? 87 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:31,123 G***t about half a joint's worth. But this s***t gives me a headache. 88 00:06:31,125 --> 00:06:34,459 Schnappster, half a joint of some ragweed. That's decent. 89 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:37,596 Now all we g***t to do is find us some chicks. 90 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:40,031 ¶ S.O.S. You hear these words ¶ 91 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:43,135 ¶ telling you now about my state ¶ 92 00:06:43,137 --> 00:06:45,871 ¶ I tell you to enjoy life ¶ 93 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:49,541 ¶ I wish I could, but it's too late ¶ 94 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:51,710 what the f***k, man? 95 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:53,478 You want to party with the buffalo chicks? 96 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,781 And I want to pork their grandmas, too, man. 97 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:57,816 They know about some parties. 98 00:07:03,157 --> 00:07:05,690 What's up, mamacitas? 99 00:07:05,692 --> 00:07:07,058 Just hanging. 100 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,528 Anything going on? 101 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:12,564 Guzzlers have a case of ox up at petrol park. 102 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:14,099 What else is new? 103 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,067 Where's the party? 104 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:19,438 There's a kegger up at muldoon's parents' place in p.V. 105 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,541 You don't want to party with them palos verdes queebies, man. 106 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:24,743 Hey, it's a party. 107 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:26,445 Who's it going to be, just you guys? 108 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:30,916 Yeah. We could play submarine. 109 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:36,221 Actually, ladies, we're running a little bit behind schedule. 110 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:38,156 We g***t to haul a***s. 111 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:40,192 Where you guys going? 112 00:07:40,194 --> 00:07:43,195 Just cruising, man. You know how it is. 113 00:07:43,197 --> 00:07:45,464 Have fun. 114 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,641 What the f***k is submarine anyway, man? 115 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,110 I don't want to know, man. 116 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:07,118 S***t! My tape. 117 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,621 This f***g machine just scarfed my tape. 118 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:12,090 Big s***t, man. Put in another. 119 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:27,506 What the f***k is that? Don't fear the reaper, man. 120 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:30,509 You're not playing that p***y s***t in the blue torpedo, man. I told you. 121 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:33,245 Blue oyster cult. I don't give a f***k. 122 00:08:33,247 --> 00:08:36,681 It's a p***y song. It's b.O.C. How can it be p***y? 123 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,951 Let me tell you something. Every band puts out at least one p***y song 124 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:42,587 so they can find out who the faggots are. Now take it out. 125 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,190 F***k you, man. 126 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,259 F***k me? 127 00:08:47,261 --> 00:08:50,028 It's a p***y song. 128 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,998 P***y song, huh, faggot? Say it! Say it! 129 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,967 O.K., man! All right! It's a p***y song. 130 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:03,008 Told you it's a p***y song. 131 00:09:19,293 --> 00:09:22,294 Check it out, man. It's tack. 132 00:09:22,296 --> 00:09:24,296 The tackmeister. That f***g pud. 133 00:09:24,298 --> 00:09:26,031 Hang a loogie on him. 134 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,866 All right. 135 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,807 Tack, you fag! 136 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:39,010 Hey, man! I g***t some chicks, man! 137 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,281 Tack's g***t some chicks? 138 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:51,056 Man, why'd you guys spit at me? 139 00:09:51,058 -->...