The Stoned Age (1994) Subtitles

At 00:01:36,297, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:01:45,673, Character said: Stop the f***g car, man.

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At 00:01:51,645, Character said: Yo, man, you better be
glad you stopped, dipshit.

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At 00:01:54,648, Character said: Sorry, man. I didn't
see you, man.

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At 00:01:57,384, Character said: Move your a***s.

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At 00:01:58,619, Character said: Let's go.

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At 00:02:03,357, Character said: So where are you
headed anyways, man?

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At 00:02:05,860, Character said: Just cruising, man.

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At 00:02:07,661, Character said: I g***t to down and see
my a***e parole officer.

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At 00:02:10,197, Character said: I g***t some chicks
lined up for tonight.

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At 00:02:11,866, Character said: No s***t?

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At 00:02:14,401, Character said: No s***t.

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At 00:02:19,907, Character said: Crump's brother? Don't lie.

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At 00:02:22,376, Character said: Guy's still in jail, man.

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At 00:02:23,744, Character said: Naw, man. They let him out.

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At 00:02:25,713, Character said: He was telling me about these
full-on radical chicks

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At 00:02:28,616, Character said: he's g***t down by
the Frankie avalon place.

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At 00:02:30,885, Character said: They're from up north.
They're all hot to party.

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At 00:02:33,554, Character said: Hear that? Crump's
brother's g***t some chicks.

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At 00:02:35,723, Character said: No s***t.

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At 00:02:37,358, Character said: It's been a while since I
seen chicks around here.

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At 00:02:40,261, Character said: What's the ratio, man?

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At 00:02:41,629, Character said: I heard there's only two.

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At 00:02:43,330, Character said: Bunk. Crump's brother's
a f***g psycho.

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At 00:02:46,233, Character said: I ain't worming his chicks.

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At 00:02:47,568, Character said: Not even, man.

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At 00:02:48,869, Character said: I don't want to end up
like that samoan dude.

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At 00:02:50,771, Character said: No, s***t. You'd have to be
a crazy, hard-up b***d

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At 00:02:54,542, Character said: to worm
crump's brother's chicks.

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At 00:02:56,177, Character said: Not even, man.

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At 00:02:58,279, Character said: No way, man.

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At 00:03:09,190, Character said: Hey, tack, where are you going?

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At 00:03:24,205, Character said: ¶ Finished with my woman ¶

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At 00:03:25,940, Character said: ¶ 'cause she couldn't help me ¶

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At 00:03:28,342, Character said: ¶ with my mind ¶

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At 00:03:29,677, Character said: ¶ people think I'm insane ¶

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At 00:03:31,946, Character said: ¶ because I ** frowning
all the time ¶

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At 00:03:47,528, Character said: ¶ all day long
I think of things ¶

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At 00:03:50,431, Character said: ¶ but nothing seems
to satisfy ¶

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At 00:03:53,234, Character said: ¶ think I'll lose my mind
if I ¶

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At 00:03:55,569, Character said: ¶ don't find something
to gratify ¶

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At 00:03:59,440, Character said: oh! Oh!

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At 00:04:00,908, Character said: ¶ Can you help me? ¶

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At 00:04:03,577, Character said: ¶ won't you find my brain? ¶

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At 00:04:06,714, Character said: ¶ whoa, yeah ¶

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At 00:04:22,730, Character said: ¶ I need someone to show me ¶

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At 00:04:25,532, Character said: ¶ the things in life
that I can't find ¶

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At 00:04:28,702, Character said: ¶ I can't see the things ¶

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At 00:04:30,671, Character said: ¶ that make true happiness ¶

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At 00:04:33,007, Character said: ¶ I must be blind ¶

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At 00:04:40,481, Character said: ¶ make a joke and I will sigh ¶

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At 00:04:43,550, Character said: ¶ and you will laugh
and I will cry ¶

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At 00:04:46,387, Character said: ¶ happiness I cannot feel ¶

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At 00:04:48,922, Character said: ¶ and love to me
is so unreal... ¶

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At 00:05:08,442, Character said: so you g***t a plan tonight
or what?

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At 00:05:10,311, Character said: F***k, yeah, I g***t a plan, man.

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At 00:05:12,313, Character said: I g***t a radically
hellacious plan.

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At 00:05:14,315, Character said: First we get a shitload
of tall cans, right,

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At 00:05:17,685, Character said: then an eight-ball...
no! A quarter o.Z.,

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At 00:05:20,654, Character said: a fifth of Jack just
to take the edge off.

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At 00:05:23,424, Character said: Then we spark up the thick
verlacious ganga bud,

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At 00:05:25,826, Character said: get those chicks
all horn dogged out.

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At 00:05:27,728, Character said: We're just going to do
what we always do...

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At 00:05:30,497, Character said: drive around like dumb f***s

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At 00:05:32,399, Character said: then end up at stop-n-go, eating
those reynaldo's burritos.

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At 00:05:35,903, Character said: Shut up, Joe fag!

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At 00:05:38,739, Character said: You g***t an attitude
problem, man.

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At 00:05:41,442, Character said: I'm sick of always
doing the same s***t.

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At 00:05:43,344, Character said: What else we going to do?

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At 00:05:44,778, Character said: I don't know, there's g***t
to be something more

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At 00:05:46,780, Character said: than driving around torrance

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At 00:05:48,482, Character said: trying to get drunk,
stoned, and laid.

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At 00:05:50,451, Character said: Joe, you're been
weirding out on me.

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At 00:05:52,986, Character said: I'm not weirding out
on you, man.

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At 00:05:54,555, Character said: Yeah, you are.
Ever since blue oyster cult.

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At 00:05:57,791, Character said: You g***t hit by that laser, man,

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At 00:05:59,360, Character said: you've been acting
like a p***y.

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At 00:06:00,961, Character said: Why don't you take an inventory
what we g***t going for us.

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At 00:06:04,031, Character said: S***t, man.

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At 00:06:06,133, Character said: It's all dusted.

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At 00:06:11,839, Character said: Except for this beef
and potato burrito, bud.

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At 00:06:14,108, Character said: That's it?

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At 00:06:18,579, Character said: Always g***t the crock.

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At 00:06:20,948, Character said: The schnappster.

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At 00:06:22,483, Character said: S***t makes me whork.

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At 00:06:23,884, Character said: What about that skank weed
your brother sold you?

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At 00:06:26,820, Character said: G***t about half a joint's worth. But
this s***t gives me a headache.

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At 00:06:31,125, Character said: Schnappster, half a joint of some ragweed.
That's decent.

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At 00:06:34,461, Character said: Now all we g***t to do
is find us some chicks.

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At 00:06:37,598, Character said: ¶ S.O.S. You hear these words ¶

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At 00:06:40,033, Character said: ¶ telling you now
about my state ¶

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At 00:06:43,137, Character said: ¶ I tell you to enjoy life ¶

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At 00:06:45,873, Character said: ¶ I wish I could,
but it's too late ¶

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At 00:06:49,543, Character said: what the f***k, man?

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At 00:06:51,712, Character said: You want to party with
the buffalo chicks?

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At 00:06:53,480, Character said: And I want to pork
their grandmas, too, man.

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At 00:06:55,783, Character said: They know about some parties.

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At 00:07:03,157, Character said: What's up, mamacitas?

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At 00:07:05,692, Character said: Just hanging.

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At 00:07:07,060, Character said: Anything going on?

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At 00:07:09,530, Character said: Guzzlers have a case of ox
up at petrol park.

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At 00:07:12,566, Character said: What else is new?

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At 00:07:14,101, Character said: Where's the party?

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At 00:07:16,069, Character said: There's a kegger up at muldoon's
parents' place in p.V.

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At 00:07:19,440, Character said: You don't want to party with
them palos verdes queebies, man.

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At 00:07:22,543, Character said: Hey, it's a party.

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At 00:07:24,745, Character said: Who's it going to be,
just you guys?

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At 00:07:26,447, Character said: Yeah. We could play submarine.

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At 00:07:33,687, Character said: Actually, ladies, we're running
a little bit behind schedule.

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At 00:07:36,223, Character said: We g***t to haul a***s.

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At 00:07:38,158, Character said: Where you guys going?

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At 00:07:40,194, Character said: Just cruising, man.
You know how it is.

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At 00:07:43,197, Character said: Have fun.

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At 00:07:53,640, Character said: What the f***k is submarine
anyway, man?

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At 00:07:56,643, Character said: I don't want to know, man.

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At 00:08:04,618, Character said: S***t! My tape.

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At 00:08:07,120, Character said: This f***g machine
just scarfed my tape.

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At 00:08:09,623, Character said: Big s***t, man. Put in another.

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At 00:08:24,137, Character said: What the f***k is that?
Don't fear the reaper, man.

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At 00:08:27,508, Character said: You're not playing that p***y s***t in
the blue torpedo, man. I told you.

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At 00:08:30,511, Character said: Blue oyster cult.
I don't give a f***k.

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At 00:08:33,247, Character said: It's a p***y song. It's b.O.C.
How can it be p***y?

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At 00:08:36,683, Character said: Let me tell you something. Every band
puts out at least one p***y song

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At 00:08:39,953, Character said: so they can find out who the faggots are.
Now take it out.

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At 00:08:44,057, Character said: F***k you, man.

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At 00:08:45,192, Character said: F***k me?

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At 00:08:47,261, Character said: It's a p***y song.

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At 00:08:50,030, Character said: P***y song, huh, faggot?
Say it! Say it!

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At 00:08:53,000, Character said: O.K., man! All right!
It's a p***y song.

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At 00:08:59,907, Character said: Told you it's a p***y song.

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At 00:09:19,293, Character said: Check it out, man. It's tack.

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At 00:09:22,296, Character said: The tackmeister.
That f***g pud.

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At 00:09:24,298, Character said: Hang a loogie on him.

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At 00:09:26,033, Character said: All right.

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At 00:09:34,141, Character said: Tack, you fag!

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At 00:09:35,809, Character said: Hey, man!
I g***t some chicks, man!

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At 00:09:41,181, Character said: Tack's g***t some chicks?

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At 00:09:49,056, Character said: Man, why'd you guys spit at me?

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