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00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:01,Well, well, Boris the Animal has a visitor.

00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:04,I guess one every 40 years is okay.

00:01:07,333 --> 00:01:08,It's a cake.

00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,I decide what it is.

00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:15,Looks like some kind of cake.

00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:20,She's clean.
Well, not clean, but you know...

00:01:57,884 --> 00:01:59,Oh, God.

00:02:07,527 --> 00:02:09,Boris the Animal...

00:02:10,029 --> 00:02:11,...you've g***t a visitor.

00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:14,It's just Boris.

00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,Your letters have been
a soul-nourishing...

00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:25,...tonic.

00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:29,And you are much more...

00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:34,...unconventionally handsome
than your photos.

00:02:44,364 --> 00:02:46,This ain't a conjugal visit.

00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:47,So quit your conjugating.

00:02:48,935 --> 00:02:52,When's the last time
you conjugated anything?

00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:54,I see you've brought me a treat, darling.

00:02:55,241 --> 00:02:57,Would you mind cutting this up
for us? It's a special day.

00:02:58,444 --> 00:03:00,I'm a romantic like that.

00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,Oh, I wouldn't do that.

00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:08,Why's that?

00:03:08,514 --> 00:03:10,It'll ruin your figure.

00:03:55,201 --> 00:03:57,You complete me.

00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:17,The big one.

00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:24,Boris! You promised
to take me with you!

00:04:24,897 --> 00:04:25,We had a deal!

00:04:28,334 --> 00:04:30,Obadiah Price.

00:04:31,537 --> 00:04:35,Yes. I did make you a promise.

00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:46,Wait. I smell something.

00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:54,You can't win, Boris.

00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:56,Let's agree to disagree.

00:04:56,329 --> 00:04:57,There's too many of us.

00:04:57,430 --> 00:05:01,Rather hot in here.
Mind if I open a window?

00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:23,Sorry, darling.
We did love the cake.

00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:49,Let's rewrite history, shall we, K?

00:06:10,069 --> 00:06:11,Good afternoon.

00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,Please give your attention
to my associate, Agent J.

00:06:14,073 --> 00:06:16,He's going to demonstrate
an electro-biomechanical...

00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:19,...neural-transmitting,
zero-synapse repositioner.

00:06:19,679 --> 00:06:20,We call it the neuralyzer.

00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:23,- Keep it simple, slick.
- Thanks a lot.

00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:24,Thank you, Agent K.

00:06:24,784 --> 00:06:27,Ladies and gentlemen,
if you will look right here.

00:06:30,089 --> 00:06:33,You know how you're on a plane and
you're asked to turn your phone off?

00:06:33,993 --> 00:06:37,You're like, "I ain't turning it off.
Has nothing to do with a plane."

00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,Well, this is what we get.
That's what happens.

00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:43,It gets up there, bounces around
on the satellites and:

00:06:43,369 --> 00:06:44,Just turn your d***n phone off.

00:06:44,937 --> 00:06:48,Now you're gonna drive off a cliff
tonight because your GPS don't work.

00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:52,Check the composition
of the fuel units and surface deposits.

00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:53,I wanna know who was driving.

00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:55,Yes, sir.

00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:57,- What are you gonna say tonight?
- Don't worry.

00:06:58,117 --> 00:06:59,No, I'm very worried.
This is important.

00:07:00,119 --> 00:07:02,- I'm hungry. You hungry?
- K.

00:07:02,989 --> 00:07:05,Seriously, I'm not even sure that's meat.

00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:09,I think I just saw a tooth in that thing.
Or a claw. Or a hoof.

00:07:09,328 --> 00:07:10,Thanks, Manny.

00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:13,That does not belong in a pita,
it belongs in a casket.

00:07:13,699 --> 00:07:15,What would go good with this
would be silence.

00:07:16,068 --> 00:07:17,See, here's the problem.

00:07:17,403 --> 00:07:18,You can't smell it...

00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:21,...because your nose already
smells like that, but my nose doesn't.

00:07:21,974 --> 00:07:26,Silence goes good with a lot of things.
Ever try or is talking how you breathe?

00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:28,Just say you hate me.
Don't take it out on the car.

00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:30,Let me enjoy this.

00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:32,Whoa, enjoyment.

00:07:32,351 --> 00:07:35,So that's what enjoyment looks like
on that face. I like that emotion.

00:07:36,923 --> 00:07:38,I keep emotion out of it.

00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:40,Out of what, K? Life?

00:07:43,162 --> 00:07:44,You don't wanna run it by me?

00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:46,- Let me know what you'll say?
- Don't worry.

00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:49,Oh, no, I'm worried. Very worried.

00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,It's the man's eulogy.
You have to show some feeling.

00:07:52,772 --> 00:07:55,That thing people do when they
change their facial expression?

00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:58,I worked with Zed for 40 years.
A hell of an agent.

00:07:59,011 --> 00:08:01,And I have written
a hell of a speech for him.

00:08:02,114 --> 00:08:03,People will be moved.

00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,And now a few words from Agent K.

00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:29,I worked with Zed for over 40 years,
and in all that time...

00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:31,...he never invited me to dinner.

00:08:32,044 --> 00:08:35,He never asked me to his house
to watch a game.

00:08:36,482 --> 00:08:39,He never shared a single detail
of his personal life.

00:08:40,586 --> 00:08:42,Yeah, he was weird.

00:08:47,393 --> 00:08:48,Thank you.

00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:53,And now we will hear from
our new chief, Agent O.

00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:56,Thank you, Agent K.
That was very moving.

00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:59,- That was your eulogy?
- He was a good man.

00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:03,Ladies, gentlemen, other life forms.

00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:07,When I told the Finucian Zyglot
about Zed's passing...

00:09:07,346 --> 00:09:09,...she said something
that I'm going to repeat.

00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:11,And I'm paraphrasing.

00:09:35,441 --> 00:09:37,That's just so Zed.

00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:39,Thank you.

00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:53,You lose something over here, Hondo?

00:09:53,492 --> 00:09:57,Can you promise, if I go first, you'll
do better than that at my funeral?

00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,You know, something like:

00:09:59,465 --> 00:10:01,"J was a friend.

00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:04,Now there's a big part of me that's gone.

00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:08,Oh, J, all the things
that I should have said...

00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:10,...except I was too old...

00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,...and craggy and surly...

00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:14,...and just tight. I was too...

00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:16,...tight.

00:10:16,749 --> 00:10:20,I'm gonna just miss
your caramel-brown skin."

00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:22,I'll wing something.

00:10:24,824 --> 00:10:28,K, it's O. We have reports
of several humans suffering from...

00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:31,...intestinal worms of alien origin.

00:10:31,697 --> 00:10:32,Thank you, O.

00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:36,How did you get to be like you?

00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:38,Something happened, K.
What happened?

00:10:38,504 --> 00:10:40,You know how I live such a happy life?

00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,How you live such a happy life?

00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:46,I don't ask questions
I don't want to know the answer to.

00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:49,That's deep.

00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:01,Jeffrey.

00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:05,Do I know you?

00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:10,Your services are legendary.
So says your father, Obadiah.

00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:11,You were in Lunar-Max.

00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:15,There is no prison that can hold me.

00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:19,Cool for you.
What do you need from me, man?

00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:20,The device.

00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:25,I'm going back in time to kill a man
before he takes my arm.

00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:42,K, J!

00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:46,So happy to see you.
Mr. Wu get you your regular table?

00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,You no hungry?

00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:56,Show us the tanks, Wu.

00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:59,Oh, sure, sure. You look.
Very fresh.

00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:01,Show us the tanks in the back.

00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:05,So sorry. No speak English.
You come back later, okay?

00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:07,Save the chop-socky bullshit
for the tourists, Wu.

00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:13,Hey,...