Men In Black 3 Yify (2012) Subtitles

At 00:00:06,000, Character said: Advertise your product or brand here
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At 00:00:58,892, Character said: Well, well, Boris the Animal has a visitor.

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At 00:01:01,895, Character said: I guess one every 40 years is okay.

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At 00:01:07,333, Character said: It's a cake.

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At 00:01:08,735, Character said: I decide what it is.

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At 00:01:14,274, Character said: Looks like some kind of cake.

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At 00:01:16,643, Character said: She's clean.
Well, not clean, but you know...

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At 00:01:57,884, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:02:07,527, Character said: Boris the Animal...

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At 00:02:10,029, Character said: ...you've g***t a visitor.

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At 00:02:11,798, Character said: It's just Boris.

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At 00:02:20,974, Character said: Your letters have been
a soul-nourishing...

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At 00:02:24,010, Character said: ...tonic.

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At 00:02:26,613, Character said: And you are much more...

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At 00:02:29,816, Character said: ...unconventionally handsome
than your photos.

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At 00:02:44,364, Character said: This ain't a conjugal visit.

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At 00:02:46,299, Character said: So quit your conjugating.

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At 00:02:48,935, Character said: When's the last time
you conjugated anything?

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At 00:02:52,572, Character said: I see you've brought me a treat, darling.

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At 00:02:55,241, Character said: Would you mind cutting this up
for us? It's a special day.

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At 00:02:58,444, Character said: I'm a romantic like that.

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At 00:03:06,019, Character said: Oh, I wouldn't do that.

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At 00:03:07,654, Character said: Why's that?

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At 00:03:08,514, Character said: It'll ruin your figure.

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At 00:03:55,201, Character said: You complete me.

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At 00:04:16,322, Character said: The big one.

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At 00:04:22,729, Character said: Boris! You promised
to take me with you!

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At 00:04:24,897, Character said: We had a deal!

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At 00:04:28,334, Character said: Obadiah Price.

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At 00:04:31,537, Character said: Yes. I did make you a promise.

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At 00:04:43,750, Character said: Wait. I smell something.

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At 00:04:52,825, Character said: You can't win, Boris.

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At 00:04:54,494, Character said: Let's agree to disagree.

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At 00:04:56,329, Character said: There's too many of us.

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At 00:04:57,430, Character said: Rather hot in here.
Mind if I open a window?

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At 00:05:19,786, Character said: Sorry, darling.
We did love the cake.

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At 00:05:45,678, Character said: Let's rewrite history, shall we, K?

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At 00:06:10,069, Character said: Good afternoon.

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At 00:06:11,204, Character said: Please give your attention
to my associate, Agent J.

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At 00:06:14,073, Character said: He's going to demonstrate
an electro-biomechanical...

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At 00:06:16,876, Character said: ...neural-transmitting,
zero-synapse repositioner.

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At 00:06:19,679, Character said: We call it the neuralyzer.

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At 00:06:21,047, Character said: - Keep it simple, slick.
- Thanks a lot.

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At 00:06:23,583, Character said: Thank you, Agent K.

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At 00:06:24,784, Character said: Ladies and gentlemen,
if you will look right here.

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At 00:06:30,089, Character said: You know how you're on a plane and
you're asked to turn your phone off?

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At 00:06:33,993, Character said: You're like, "I ain't turning it off.
Has nothing to do with a plane."

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At 00:06:37,397, Character said: Well, this is what we get.
That's what happens.

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At 00:06:39,966, Character said: It gets up there, bounces around
on the satellites and:

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At 00:06:43,369, Character said: Just turn your d***n phone off.

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At 00:06:44,937, Character said: Now you're gonna drive off a cliff
tonight because your GPS don't work.

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At 00:06:49,609, Character said: Check the composition
of the fuel units and surface deposits.

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At 00:06:52,612, Character said: I wanna know who was driving.

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At 00:06:54,180, Character said: Yes, sir.

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At 00:06:55,748, Character said: - What are you gonna say tonight?
- Don't worry.

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At 00:06:58,117, Character said: No, I'm very worried.
This is important.

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At 00:07:00,119, Character said: - I'm hungry. You hungry?
- K.

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At 00:07:02,989, Character said: Seriously, I'm not even sure that's meat.

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At 00:07:05,825, Character said: I think I just saw a tooth in that thing.
Or a claw. Or a hoof.

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At 00:07:09,328, Character said: Thanks, Manny.

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At 00:07:10,997, Character said: That does not belong in a pita,
it belongs in a casket.

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At 00:07:13,699, Character said: What would go good with this
would be silence.

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At 00:07:16,068, Character said: See, here's the problem.

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At 00:07:17,403, Character said: You can't smell it...

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At 00:07:18,738, Character said: ...because your nose already
smells like that, but my nose doesn't.

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At 00:07:21,974, Character said: Silence goes good with a lot of things.
Ever try or is talking how you breathe?

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At 00:07:26,212, Character said: Just say you hate me.
Don't take it out on the car.

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At 00:07:29,015, Character said: Let me enjoy this.

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At 00:07:30,583, Character said: Whoa, enjoyment.

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At 00:07:32,351, Character said: So that's what enjoyment looks like
on that face. I like that emotion.

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At 00:07:36,923, Character said: I keep emotion out of it.

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At 00:07:38,658, Character said: Out of what, K? Life?

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At 00:07:43,162, Character said: You don't wanna run it by me?

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At 00:07:44,764, Character said: - Let me know what you'll say?
- Don't worry.

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At 00:07:46,866, Character said: Oh, no, I'm worried. Very worried.

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At 00:07:49,469, Character said: It's the man's eulogy.
You have to show some feeling.

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At 00:07:52,772, Character said: That thing people do when they
change their facial expression?

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At 00:07:56,509, Character said: I worked with Zed for 40 years.
A hell of an agent.

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At 00:07:59,011, Character said: And I have written
a hell of a speech for him.

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At 00:08:02,114, Character said: People will be moved.

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At 00:08:24,170, Character said: And now a few words from Agent K.

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At 00:08:27,039, Character said: I worked with Zed for over 40 years,
and in all that time...

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At 00:08:30,076, Character said: ...he never invited me to dinner.

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At 00:08:32,044, Character said: He never asked me to his house
to watch a game.

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At 00:08:36,482, Character said: He never shared a single detail
of his personal life.

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At 00:08:40,586, Character said: Yeah, he was weird.

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At 00:08:47,393, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:08:50,696, Character said: And now we will hear from
our new chief, Agent O.

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At 00:08:54,100, Character said: Thank you, Agent K.
That was very moving.

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At 00:08:56,569, Character said: - That was your eulogy?
- He was a good man.

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At 00:08:59,872, Character said: Ladies, gentlemen, other life forms.

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At 00:09:03,409, Character said: When I told the Finucian Zyglot
about Zed's passing...

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At 00:09:07,346, Character said: ...she said something
that I'm going to repeat.

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At 00:09:10,082, Character said: And I'm paraphrasing.

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At 00:09:35,441, Character said: That's just so Zed.

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At 00:09:38,110, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:09:51,691, Character said: You lose something over here, Hondo?

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At 00:09:53,492, Character said: Can you promise, if I go first, you'll
do better than that at my funeral?

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At 00:09:57,263, Character said: You know, something like:

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At 00:09:59,465, Character said: "J was a friend.

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At 00:10:01,500, Character said: Now there's a big part of me that's gone.

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At 00:10:04,670, Character said: Oh, J, all the things
that I should have said...

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At 00:10:08,174, Character said: ...except I was too old...

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At 00:10:10,610, Character said: ...and craggy and surly...

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At 00:10:12,578, Character said: ...and just tight. I was too...

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At 00:10:15,014, Character said: ...tight.

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At 00:10:16,749, Character said: I'm gonna just miss
your caramel-brown skin."

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At 00:10:20,820, Character said: I'll wing something.

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At 00:10:24,824, Character said: K, it's O. We have reports
of several humans suffering from...

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At 00:10:28,794, Character said: ...intestinal worms of alien origin.

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At 00:10:31,697, Character said: Thank you, O.

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At 00:10:34,333, Character said: How did you get to be like you?

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At 00:10:36,268, Character said: Something happened, K.
What happened?

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At 00:10:38,504, Character said: You know how I live such a happy life?

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At 00:10:40,840, Character said: How you live such a happy life?

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At 00:10:43,609, Character said: I don't ask questions
I don't want to know the answer to.

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At 00:10:47,780, Character said: That's deep.

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At 00:11:00,426, Character said: Jeffrey.

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At 00:11:04,463, Character said: Do I know you?

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At 00:11:05,631, Character said: Your services are legendary.
So says your father, Obadiah.

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At 00:11:10,536, Character said: You were in Lunar-Max.

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At 00:11:12,004, Character said: There is no prison that can hold me.

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At 00:11:16,709, Character said: Cool for you.
What do you need from me, man?

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At 00:11:19,311, Character said: The device.

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At 00:11:20,946, Character said: I'm going back in time to kill a man
before he takes my arm.

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At 00:11:41,834, Character said: K, J!

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At 00:11:43,002, Character said: So happy to see you.
Mr. Wu get you your regular table?

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At 00:11:54,080, Character said: You no hungry?

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At 00:11:55,281, Character said: Show us the tanks, Wu.

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At 00:11:56,749, Character said: Oh, sure, sure. You look.
Very fresh.

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At 00:11:59,985, Character said: Show us the tanks in the back.

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At 00:12:02,254, Character said: So sorry. No speak English.
You come back later, okay?

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At 00:12:05,357, Character said: Save the chop-socky bullshit
for the tourists, Wu.

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At 00:12:10,763, Character said: Hey,...