Police.Academy.2.Their.First.Assignment.1985.1080p.BluRay.x265-RARBG Subtitles

00:02:54,150 --> 00:02:55,Evening.

00:03:14,170 --> 00:03:18,Hello. Hello.

00:03:18,090 --> 00:03:19,- Hello.
- Hello.

00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:23,- Hello. Hello.
- Hello.

00:03:23,430 --> 00:03:25,- Hello.
- Hello...

00:03:27,060 --> 00:03:30,Hello. Hello.

00:03:33,570 --> 00:03:35,Give it to me!

00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:40,- Eight bucks?
- Business is slow.

00:03:41,030 --> 00:03:44,Get a new business
or move out of the neighborhood!

00:04:01,260 --> 00:04:06,- Come on.
- Hey, take that! Pig!

00:04:12,230 --> 00:04:15,Get your hands off me!

00:04:17,650 --> 00:04:20,So ** I ever gonna get an answer
out of you guys?

00:04:20,450 --> 00:04:23,- Well, sir....
- Well.

00:04:23,620 --> 00:04:26,- Congratulations, captain.
- What is it now, chief?

00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,Oh. lt's official.

00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:32,This is now the worst precinct
in the entire city.

00:04:32,420 --> 00:04:36,Would you look at this?
Burglary, up 36 percent.

00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,Armed robbery, up 20 percent.

00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:43,Vandalism, up 44 percent.

00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:46,Sir, I think if you'll check,
burglary is up 48 percent.

00:04:46,970 --> 00:04:48,There. You hear that?

00:04:48,470 --> 00:04:50,- Who are you?
- Mauser, sir. M as in "man"...

00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:53,- ...A-U-S as in "Sam"...
- Shut up and sit down, Mauser.

00:04:53,980 --> 00:04:57,- He didn't ask for your biography.
- E-R, sir.

00:04:57,610 --> 00:04:59,Look, Hurst, what do you expect?

00:04:59,820 --> 00:05:04,You cut my budget, you cut my staff.
I g***t nothing to work with.

00:05:04,780 --> 00:05:08,Look around! These guys are old.
They're tired.

00:05:08,540 --> 00:05:11,They just can't cut it anymore.

00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:14,Maybe they need
a new captain, Lassard.

00:05:14,460 --> 00:05:17,The mayor wants results.
You remember the mayor?

00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:21,She wants something done about this.
What do you propose?

00:05:21,170 --> 00:05:24,Take your nose out of my business,
go to the mayor's office...

00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:27,...and put it where it usually is.

00:05:29,060 --> 00:05:33,You have exactly 30 days to turn
this precinct around, or you are out.

00:05:33,850 --> 00:05:37,Do you understand me?
Thirty days and that's it!

00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:40,I need at least a dozen new men.

00:05:40,150 --> 00:05:44,- You can have six.
- Well, thank you!

00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,You better get started.

00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:49,MAUSER:
Excuse me, captain.

00:05:49,660 --> 00:05:53,Get me the police academy.
I wanna speak to my brother.

00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:03,Sir. Chief.

00:06:03,010 --> 00:06:07,Sir, if I may be so bold,
I would like to apologize...

00:06:07,970 --> 00:06:12,...for Captain Lassard's remark about
your nose being up the mayor's....

00:06:13,230 --> 00:06:17,Chief, l've g***t some new ideas
on how to run this precinct.

00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:22,- Oh, l'll bet you do, Mauser.
- Long-range plans, sir...

00:06:22,030 --> 00:06:24,...planning steps, deployment.

00:06:24,860 --> 00:06:29,See, sir, it's really a question
of leadership that works.

00:06:30,870 --> 00:06:34,Lassard's g***t 30 days.

00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:38,If he should blow it, the job is yours.

00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:43,I fully understand, sir.

00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:48,Mauser, you are the most incredible
a***s-kisser I have ever seen.

00:06:48,890 --> 00:06:51,Thank you very much, sir.
I do my best.

00:07:00,060 --> 00:07:03,She must be out to lunch.
Police academy.

00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,Hello. Eric Lassard, please.

00:07:05,780 --> 00:07:09,This is Commandant Eric Lassard
speaking.

00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:11,- Eric, this is Pete.
- Pete?

00:07:11,910 --> 00:07:13,- Your brother.
- Pete!

00:07:14,450 --> 00:07:18,How very, very nice of you to call.
How's my baby brother?

00:07:18,460 --> 00:07:21,Just fine, Eric.
Actually, not too good.

00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:24,Oh, what's up? Oh, uh....

00:07:26,090 --> 00:07:28,Eric, I've g***t a problem here.

00:07:29,050 --> 00:07:31,Yeah, we all have our little problems.

00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:34,Yeah, but this one is serious.

00:07:34,350 --> 00:07:36,I hope you haven't g***t a girl
into trouble.

00:07:36,770 --> 00:07:40,No. I need to get my hands
on some healthy young men.

00:07:40,980 --> 00:07:43,I guess there are places
you could go....

00:07:43,980 --> 00:07:48,- Certain bars and so on.
- Eric, what are you talking about?

00:07:48,110 --> 00:07:50,Does Margaret know about this?

00:07:50,110 --> 00:07:54,Eric, I'm in trouble here,
and I need some new recruits.

00:07:54,290 --> 00:07:58,Oh, well, that's easy.

00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:02,We have some very, very fine
young graduates here at the academy.

00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,Come on. Come on.
Double time. Double time.

00:08:06,460 --> 00:08:09,Pick it up. Move it. Move it.

00:08:09,180 --> 00:08:13,Come on! Move it!
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:21,Now, Brian, I want you
to go straight to class today.

00:08:21,150 --> 00:08:24,- Why should I?
- Because I said so.

00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:27,- Big deal.
- You mind your manners, mister.

00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:32,- I don't have to, bird face.
- That does it. You're in trouble.

00:08:33,370 --> 00:08:37,Oh, l'm just really scared.

00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:44,- Can I help you, ma'**?
- Yes, officer.

00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:48,My son Brian is always late for school.
Could you speak to him?

00:08:48,550 --> 00:08:53,- Perhaps give him a little scare?
- Certainly, ma'**.

00:08:57,220 --> 00:08:59,Hi, Brian.

00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:02,It's almost 0800 hours.
Time to deploy for school.

00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:05,I'll go when I'm ready.

00:09:05,150 --> 00:09:08,You're ready now, mister.

00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:15,TACKLEBERRY:
Now move it! Move it! Move it!

00:09:16,450 --> 00:09:20,- Thank you, officer.
- No problem, ma'**.

00:09:23,670 --> 00:09:27,- It's really no better than television.
- I wouldn't know.

00:09:27,210 --> 00:09:29,I never watch television.

00:09:29,550 --> 00:09:32,Personally, I don't even own a television.

00:09:57,740 --> 00:09:59,Hungry, Diane?

00:10:15,510 --> 00:10:18,For God's sakes, Michael,
just take me home.

00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,[TONY WARREN'S "DIRTY WORK"
PLAYS OVER RADIO]

00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,Somebody's g***t to do it

00:10:23,060 --> 00:10:24,It's dirty work

00:10:26,850 --> 00:10:28,It's dirty work

00:10:29,070 --> 00:10:32,Somebody g***t
Somebody g***t to do it

00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:34,Somebody's g***t to do it

00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:39,Hi. How are you?

00:10:39,410 --> 00:10:43,I must be crazy
To do the things l do

00:10:43,290 --> 00:10:47,Workin' all this overtime
Takin' care of you

00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:51,One tough assignment
Keepin' you in line

00:10:51,380 --> 00:10:55,Every time l turn around
You're playin' with my mind

00:10:55,510 --> 00:10:58,All the things you put me through

00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:03,lt's a full-time job loving you
Oh

00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:07,It's dirty work
Somebody's g***t to do it

00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,It's dirty work

00:11:09,020 --> 00:11:13,You know somebody
Somebody's g***t to do it

00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:16,- Hey, Tim.
- Mahoney, what's happening?

00:11:16,860 --> 00:11:18,- How you doing?
- All right!

00:11:18,570 --> 00:11:21,- Listen, Tim, I g***t a problem.
- What's that?

00:11:21,030 --> 00:11:23,- There's some guy ripping up my beach.
- No!

00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:25,- Yeah.
- Who was it?

00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:26,You!

00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:29,- Listen, Tim. Do me a favor.
- You g***t it!

00:11:29,710 --> 00:11:31,- Get off the beach.
- You don't g***t it!

00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:36,- Come on, Tim, be a good boy.
- No way! Out, guys!

00:11:36,510 --> 00:11:38,So long, fuzz ball!

00:11:38,090 --> 00:11:41,It's dirty work
But somebody's g***t to do it

00:11:41,890 --> 00:11:43,It's dirty work

00:11:43,260 --> 00:11:45,You know that
Somebody's g***t to care

00:11:45,850 --> 00:11:50,It's dirty work
It ain't easy

00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:51,It's dirty work

00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:56,You know somebody
Somebody's g***t to do it

00:12:06,870 --> 00:12:08,G***t to do it

00:12:14,130 --> 00:12:17,Never fool with a fuzz ball.

00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:26,It's a real pleasure to welcome you men,
and you, to the 16th Precinct.

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