New.Kids.Turbo.2010.1080p.BluRay.x264-[YTS.LT] Subtitles

00:02:14,875 --> 00:02:16,That f***g butterfly.

00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:49,So what, dude! It's not my bike.

00:02:50,541 --> 00:02:51,I stole it from that c***t.

00:02:52,833 --> 00:02:55,That homo on Horzik Street.
The short, cross-eyed one.

00:02:56,291 --> 00:02:58,Dude, I told him not to ride
on my street.

00:02:59,333 --> 00:03:01,And what does he do?
He does it anyway.

00:03:01,416 --> 00:03:04,So I see him coming as I'm waiting
in the bushes. Dude, I jump out...

00:03:16,583 --> 00:03:18,That's my grill, c***t!

00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:21,It's all bent! Do you know
how much that costs?

00:03:25,083 --> 00:03:26,It's all good.

00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:29,I don't feel anything.

00:03:31,208 --> 00:03:32,I'm doing great!

00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,I'm hungry.

00:03:40,166 --> 00:03:42,Just as the economy
seemed to be recovering...

00:03:42,291 --> 00:03:43,...we're looking at yet
another bad forecast.

00:03:44,041 --> 00:03:47,Economists predict a second,
even bigger crisis...

00:03:47,583 --> 00:03:49,...named 'The Black Hole',
which will mainly affect this region.

00:03:50,458 --> 00:03:53,Difficult times may be ahead
for the people of Brabant.

00:03:53,375 --> 00:03:57,I'll keep you informed. I'm Peter Vernhout,
reporting from's Hertogenbosch...

00:03:58,500 --> 00:04:00,Look at this.

00:04:00,291 --> 00:04:01,Jody Bernal's coming to Maaskantje!

00:04:02,791 --> 00:04:04,Who would go and see that?

00:04:04,750 --> 00:04:06,Que si, que no!

00:04:07,625 --> 00:04:09,Such a homo.

00:04:11,291 --> 00:04:14,Two grizzly's, noodles,
a fried sausage...

00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:21,...two Ricky Martins with peanut sauce,
turkey stick, a Sloppy Joe,

00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:25,...and a sausage roll,
a large order of chicken nuggets...

00:04:25,541 --> 00:04:27,...and bakpaos.

00:04:30,875 --> 00:04:31,Hey Henk.

00:04:33,041 --> 00:04:35,You forgot my fried chicken!

00:04:35,416 --> 00:04:38,- You didn't put your order in.
- I did, dude.

00:04:38,541 --> 00:04:40,- No, you didn't.
- I did.

00:04:40,833 --> 00:04:43,You mongoloid!

00:04:45,458 --> 00:04:48,Truck driver! Honk, honk.

00:04:53,541 --> 00:04:54,Hey c***t! We're done!

00:04:55,875 --> 00:04:56,We g***t it.

00:04:58,250 --> 00:04:59,Take care!

00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:10,Hey Robbie, can I have one?

00:05:10,583 --> 00:05:13,Are you kidding me?
I haven't eaten all day, c***t!

00:05:18,166 --> 00:05:20,Seasoned meat. He likes that.

00:05:25,541 --> 00:05:28,Stay away from my nuggets, c***t!

00:05:35,583 --> 00:05:38,Good afternoon gentlemen.
What's going on here?

00:05:39,625 --> 00:05:41,We're drinking beer.

00:05:42,750 --> 00:05:46,According to regional law that is
prohibited. So hand over those beers, guys.

00:05:47,125 --> 00:05:48,No.

00:05:49,041 --> 00:05:52,Come on guys. Give me those beers
or I will have to take you in.

00:05:52,833 --> 00:05:53,Hey dickhead!

00:05:55,291 --> 00:05:57,- You feel like running?
- Excuse me?

00:06:12,125 --> 00:06:13,Nice...

00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:15,...it's the weekend.

00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:20,Bullshit. It's Tuesday, c***t!

00:06:24,375 --> 00:06:26,No dude, it's Sunday!

00:06:33,208 --> 00:06:36,F***k!

00:07:46,791 --> 00:07:49,Hey! What are you doing?

00:07:50,833 --> 00:07:53,- What?
- What are you doing?

00:07:53,875 --> 00:07:55,Can't...

00:07:55,958 --> 00:07:58,- What?
- Easy dude.

00:07:58,708 --> 00:08:01,I always lift TV's like that.

00:08:01,833 --> 00:08:04,No worries, dude. I bet...

00:08:04,208 --> 00:08:08,...it will work when you plug it back in.

00:08:09,375 --> 00:08:11,- What do you mean 'no worries'?
- No, no, no.

00:08:11,916 --> 00:08:13,I swear.

00:08:13,416 --> 00:08:14,I swear to you!

00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:22,Hey, homo.

00:08:24,166 --> 00:08:26,What you're going to do is...

00:08:26,541 --> 00:08:28,You are going home.

00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:30,And you're not coming back here.

00:08:41,958 --> 00:08:43,What are you doing here?

00:08:43,666 --> 00:08:46,Checking up on you guys.

00:08:47,375 --> 00:08:49,Where are the gardening hoes?

00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:55,What kind of an ugly thing is that?

00:08:57,208 --> 00:08:58,That's Gradje!

00:08:59,083 --> 00:09:02,Whatever.
You don't bring it to work, you idiot!

00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:05,- He ruined that gardening hoe.
- Yeah. So what?

00:09:05,416 --> 00:09:07,'So what? '

00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:16,You know what, dude?

00:09:17,291 --> 00:09:20,You and your f***g dog are fired.

00:09:20,958 --> 00:09:22,And you too, Robbie.

00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:29,Don't talk that way about my dog, c***t!

00:09:30,916 --> 00:09:33,You can stick that job up your a***s.

00:09:33,625 --> 00:09:36,I'll go and get unemployment benefits.

00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:37,Yeah, you c***t!

00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:51,Hey, Rikkert!

00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:53,You're fired, c***t.

00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:03,Hey, Rikkert, just joking.
It's a joke.

00:10:03,916 --> 00:10:05,Hey, Rikkert!

00:10:05,625 --> 00:10:07,But you are fired.

00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:10,I can only keep the best.

00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:20,And I f***d your mother in the a***s.
Just so you know.

00:10:20,791 --> 00:10:23,Now go away, Rikkert.
Get out, Rikkert.

00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,Say hi to your mother.

00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:54,Headlines: Mass dismisssal
caused by financial crisis

00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:58,I g***t fired today too!
Dammit! That f***g crisis!

00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:01,Anyway, I think you should
start working more.

00:11:02,041 --> 00:11:03,Are you crazy?

00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:08,I'm already at the grocery store six days
a week. How much more could I work?

00:11:09,166 --> 00:11:11,I don't know. Seven days?

00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:16,What have you done in the last three
months that you've been living here?

00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:20,- I haven't gotten laid. That's for sure.
- What?

00:11:20,708 --> 00:11:22,What? ** I right?

00:11:22,958 --> 00:11:27,We've been together for thirteen weeks.
And I'm only allowed to use my fingers.

00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:33,What? ** I right?
You will have a finger, but not a c***k.

00:11:34,166 --> 00:11:36,It's not like you're still a virgin.

00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:50,See? Nothing.
This is not working.

00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:53,Call me when you're ready to f***k!

00:11:59,791 --> 00:12:02,Jody Bernal is coming
to Maaskantje

00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:27,- Do I smell poop?
- It's the bakpao he just had.

00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:42,Can I stay here?
I g***t into trouble with my hoe.

00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,Hoe!

00:12:47,708 --> 00:12:49,It's all good, dude.

00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:25,Dammit! That was the best part
of the show.

00:13:26,791 --> 00:13:29,You are foul-mouthed.

00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:33,I work, maybe you should too.
Find a new job.

00:13:34,666 --> 00:13:36,I can't see.

00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,What are you doing?

00:13:56,041 --> 00:13:58,You are worthless.

00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:02,You are a weak homo,
just like your father.

00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:07,That's why he left you.

00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:24,Dude, what are you doing?

00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:27,Can I stay with you for a while?

00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:31,My mom is giving me a hard time,
you know. I'll be good.

00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:33,You know me.

00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:42,Get off that couch!
That's my spot, dude.

00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:51,Nice ottoman, right?

00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:59,We are live at Gerstakker in Maaskantje,
where there's a fire.

00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:02,After attempting to extinguish
the fire, the firefighters...

00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:06,...had to let the home burn down.
We have no information on the tenants.

00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:10,All we know is that there's
a strong cannabis smell.

00:15:10,916 --> 00:15:13,I will keep you informed.
This is Peter Vernhout...

00:15:21,125 --> 00:15:24,Awesome! All buds.

00:15:26,416 --> 00:15:28,You can stay here too.

00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:32,Sorry.

00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:41,Watch me! Watch me!

00:15:47,666 --> 00:15:51,I g***t my unemployment check.
Money for free, dude.

00:15:53,916 --> 00:15:56,Let's buy stuff!

00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,Hey.

00:16:16,666 --> 00:16:18,You're not even responding.

00:16:18,541 --> 00:16:20,Fine. Whatever.

00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:29,That's 112 euros and 16 cents.

00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,You said 112, right?

00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:34,Yes, 112.

00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:37,That's no problem.

00:16:37,666 --> 00:16:40,You can make it 150.

00:16:52,833 --> 00:16:55,What a bitch. She can whine...

00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:57,...but she can't f***k.

00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:00,What is her problem?

00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:04,Let it go, dude.
Go f***k other chicks.

00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:07,Maybe one without kids,
one who isn't pregnant.

00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:11,I'm loving this.
Hanging out all day.

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