L A Story -rarbg (1991) Subtitles

At 00:02:25,824, Character said: Fax it to my car and my office.

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At 00:02:28,415, Character said: Talk to my girl.

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At 00:03:31,327, Character said: My name is Harris K. Telemacher.

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At 00:03:33,439, Character said: I've in Los Angeles,

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At 00:03:35,679, Character said: and I've had seven heart attacks,

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At 00:03:37,951, Character said: all imagined.

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At 00:03:39,840, Character said: That is to say
I was deeply unhappy,

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At 00:03:42,687, Character said: but I didn't know it

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At 00:03:44,063, Character said: because I was so happy
all the time.

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At 00:03:54,975, Character said: 9 have a favorite quote about L.A.

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At 00:03:57,024, Character said: by William Shakespeare.

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At 00:03:59,519, Character said: He said, "This other Eden,
demi-paradise,

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At 00:04:03,103, Character said: "this precious stone
set in the silver sea,

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At 00:04:05,760, Character said: "this Earth, this realm...

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At 00:04:07,903, Character said: this Los Angeles.“

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At 00:04:11,711, Character said: Anyway, this is
what happened to me,

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At 00:04:14,687, Character said: and I swear it's all true.

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At 00:04:17,792, Character said: Watch out, L.A.

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At 00:04:19,231, Character said: It's major gridlock
out there this morning.

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At 00:04:22,015, Character said: Big holdups on all the freeways
and surface streets,

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At 00:04:24,447, Character said: and don't expect to pass...

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At 00:05:30,527, Character said: Whoa!

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At 00:05:35,615, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:05:42,783, Character said: No, no, no, no!

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At 00:05:44,447, Character said: Harry! It's the perfect situation.

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At 00:05:46,303, Character said: I'm telling you as your agent.

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At 00:05:47,743, Character said: I can't be in a parade.

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At 00:05:49,183, Character said: I'm in the news.

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At 00:05:50,463, Character said: You Won't see Diane Sawyer
or Dan Rather

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At 00:05:52,063, Character said: in the Hollywood Day Parade.

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At 00:05:53,503, Character said: What good is it gonna do me

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At 00:05:55,200, Character said: to stand in a convertible
and Wave at people?

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At 00:05:57,280, Character said: It's gonna make you beloved.

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At 00:05:59,519, Character said: Waving is not what I do best.
It looks fake.

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At 00:06:01,855, Character said: That's a great wave!

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At 00:06:03,199, Character said: Look, I have to maintain
some dignity.

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At 00:06:06,111, Character said: People have to respect me

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At 00:06:07,391, Character said: so they'll believe
what I'm telling them.

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At 00:06:09,183, Character said: This is news! This is truth!

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At 00:06:10,655, Character said: Now Harris Telemacher
with his report.

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At 00:06:12,447, Character said: Hey! Hey! Hey!

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At 00:06:13,855, Character said: It's time for the wa-the wa-
the wacky Weekend weather!

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At 00:06:19,615, Character said: Let's take a look
at our Weather map.

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At 00:06:21,535, Character said: Oh! Hey! Whoa! Watch it!
Oh, sorry.

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At 00:06:23,679, Character said: We're going to have a low
coming in over Pasadena.

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At 00:06:26,207, Character said: Sorry, that's Pasadena.

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At 00:06:27,551, Character said: We'll have a low here.
No, it'll be down there,

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At 00:06:29,887, Character said: and we were going
to have some clouds

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At 00:06:31,584, Character said: in Beverly Hills,

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At 00:06:32,863, Character said: but the council voted,
decided against it,

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At 00:06:34,559, Character said: so there'll be no rain in Beverly Hills.

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At 00:06:36,767, Character said: We'll just have some sun,
and here's some snow,

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At 00:06:39,167, Character said: and possibly... 72 and snow.
That's what we'll have.

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At 00:06:42,655, Character said: And now the oar phone report.

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At 00:06:46,687, Character said: Sunspot activity
is at a minimum this week,

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At 00:06:49,216, Character said: so those with car phones

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At 00:06:50,495, Character said: will have little or no interference.

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At 00:06:52,352, Character said: Go ahead and make
that big, important call.

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At 00:06:54,207, Character said: You probably
Won't be disconnected.

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At 00:06:56,127, Character said: That's my report. Gail and Bob?

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At 00:07:00,895, Character said: Harris, somebody told me

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At 00:07:02,560, Character said: you have a PHD.
In arts and humanities.

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At 00:07:05,823, Character said: Yes, I do.

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At 00:07:07,104, Character said: A lot of good it did you.

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At 00:07:11,103, Character said: Harris, what's wacky?

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At 00:07:14,111, Character said: What's wacky?

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At 00:07:15,967, Character said: What's wacky about your
last Weather forecast?

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At 00:07:18,272, Character said: It was pretty wacky.

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At 00:07:19,423, Character said: No, not wacky.

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At 00:07:20,639, Character said: Not wacky?

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At 00:07:22,367, Character said: That's what we bought with you.

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At 00:07:24,063, Character said: - You're doing some kind of intellectual stuff.
- Intellectual stuff?

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At 00:07:26,815, Character said: Maybe it's intellectual to you

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At 00:07:28,255, Character said: because you were educated
with a banana and an inner tube.

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At 00:07:30,400, Character said: Are you kidding?
This is an intellectual-free zone!

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At 00:07:32,127, Character said: - More wacky, less egghead.
- More wacky, less egghead.

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At 00:07:34,719, Character said: Thanks, thanks.
Let me make a note of that.

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At 00:07:37,055, Character said: More wacky, less egghead.
What was your name again?

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At 00:07:43,391, Character said: - We're late, aren't we?
- It's only 1:00.

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At 00:07:46,047, Character said: That's what time We're
supposed to be there.

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At 00:07:47,967, Character said: You know, it's my mistake.
If I say lunch is at 'l,

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At 00:07:50,847, Character said: then I figure if I get here at 12:40,

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At 00:07:52,927, Character said: we'll get there in plenty of time,
which is fine,

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At 00:07:55,360, Character said: but what I don't count on is the 20 minutes

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At 00:07:57,823, Character said: of abstract busyness
that goes on after I get here.

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At 00:08:00,671, Character said: I'm doing 30-minute lips.

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At 00:08:02,559, Character said: Besides, they can wait.
It's not gonna kill them.

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At 00:08:05,055, Character said: What I can't figure out
is that you look ready.

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At 00:08:07,103, Character said: You look so ready that I get ready.
And I get up.

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At 00:08:10,239, Character said: I stand by the door,
and I get out my keys.

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At 00:08:12,191, Character said: Then, after I stand
there about 10 minutes,

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At 00:08:13,791, Character said: I realize you weren't ready at all,

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At 00:08:15,711, Character said: so I sit back down.

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At 00:08:17,151, Character said: Then, I get another feeling
that you're ready,

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At 00:08:18,975, Character said: and I get up
and I straighten my clothes,

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At 00:08:21,311, Character said: then I realize you just gave off
an illusion of being ready

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At 00:08:24,383, Character said: that I interpreted
as not being an illusion.

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At 00:08:27,615, Character said: I'll be in the car.

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At 00:08:34,495, Character said: Sitting there at that moment,

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At 00:08:36,223, Character said: I thought of something else
Shakespeare said.

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At 00:08:38,751, Character said: He said, Hey, life is pretty stupid,

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At 00:08:42,111, Character said: with lots of hubbub
to keep you busy

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At 00:08:44,127, Character said: but really not amounting to much.

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At 00:08:46,175, Character said: Of course, Fm paraphrasing.

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At 00:08:47,967, Character said: “Life is a tale told by an idiot,

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At 00:08:50,783, Character said: full of sound and fury,
signifying nothing."

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At 00:09:12,543, Character said: You look nice.

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At 00:09:14,431, Character said: - Do you like this one better?
- Yeah.

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At 00:09:16,351, Character said: - I can change.
- No, that's all right.

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At 00:09:19,487, Character said: Tell me again
who We're having lunch With?

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At 00:09:22,111, Character said: Friends and friends of friends,

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At 00:09:24,031, Character said: and some of my gift-service clients.

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At 00:09:27,199, Character said: Frank will be there.

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At 00:09:28,895, Character said: Frank? I just saw Frank.

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At 00:09:30,207, Character said: He wanted me to be in a parade.

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At 00:09:32,607, Character said: I mean, if it weren't impossible
for me to fire people,

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At 00:09:35,423, Character said: I'd get somebody like Harry Zell.

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At 00:09:38,207, Character said: Ifs 1:20 now.

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At 00:09:39,647, Character said: 20 minutes past the hour of 1:00.

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At 00:09:41,791, Character said: If you sense something
in the air today,

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At 00:09:44,319, Character said: ifs not the smog, Los Angeles.

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At 00:09:46,207, Character said: Ifs the first day of spring,

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At 00:09:47,647, Character said: the spring equinox,
which of course means...

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At 00:09:49,951, Character said: What did he say?

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At 00:09:51,391, Character said: It's the first day of spring.

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At 00:09:53,279, Character said: Oh, s***t.

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At 00:09:54,847, Character said: Open season on the L.A. Freeway!

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At 00:09:57,183, Character said: Where is it? Look in
the glove compartment!

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At 00:09:59,967, Character said: Here it is!

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At 00:10:01,726, Character said: - Is it loaded?
- Just two bullets in it.

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At 00:10:03,807, Character said: Load it! Hurry!

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At 00:10:05,503, Character said: Get over! What's the matter...

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At 00:10:06,911, Character said: Do bullets go bad?

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At 00:10:08,543, Character said: No, it's not like milk!

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At 00:10:09,823, Character said: They don't have an
expiration date! Hurry!

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At 00:10:12,255, Character said: - Here!
- Don't point it at me!

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