(The Conference) 2023 Subtitles

00:00:12,333 --> 00:00:19,{\an8}KOLARÄNGEN MALL GROUNDBREAKING SOON -
MUNICIPALITY GROWTH TO FOLLOW

00:00:55,416 --> 00:00:59,TODAY'S AGENDA

00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:12,THE CONFERENCE

00:02:42,875 --> 00:02:43,Are we there yet?

00:02:44,916 --> 00:02:47,Okay, guys. In a few minutes,
we're gonna make a quick stop.

00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,Yes.

00:02:58,833 --> 00:02:59,Whoo!

00:02:59,916 --> 00:03:02,All right, guys. It's finally happening.

00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:05,Kolarängen shopping center.

00:03:05,875 --> 00:03:09,Not bad for a group of municipal workers
who mostly make coffee

00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:12,and sit around
filling out forms all day.

00:03:12,833 --> 00:03:14,No. Uh, all jokes aside,

00:03:14,666 --> 00:03:17,tomorrow will go down
as a historic day for our community.

00:03:17,666 --> 00:03:20,And when we break ground
in front of the entire press corps,

00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,we should be very proud
of all the amazing opportunities

00:03:24,250 --> 00:03:26,that the shopping mall
will bring to Kolarängen.

00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:30,So you better fasten your seat belts,
'cause it's time for takeoff! Whoo!

00:03:32,791 --> 00:03:33,Um...

00:03:33,708 --> 00:03:35,Now, since we've all
gathered here together,

00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:38,I want to take the opportunity
to properly thank the person who,

00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,in spite of all the difficulties,

00:03:40,791 --> 00:03:43,has pulled through
and made this project a reality.

00:03:43,750 --> 00:03:46,Of course, I'm talking
about you, our dear Jonas.

00:03:46,416 --> 00:03:48,- Ah!
- The king! Ow!

00:03:48,708 --> 00:03:50,He's f***g great!

00:03:51,416 --> 00:03:53,You fought tooth and nail for this.

00:03:53,208 --> 00:03:55,Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:03:56,625 --> 00:03:59,Well, as your project leader...

00:04:02,916 --> 00:04:04,- Strange phrase.
- Mm-hmm.

00:04:05,208 --> 00:04:08,Project... leader.

00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:13,To lead a project... that's what I did here.

00:04:13,916 --> 00:04:16,- Mm-hmm.
- It wouldn't have been possible

00:04:17,083 --> 00:04:18,without any of you guys.

00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:21,Especially you, Ingela.
You've been very critical.

00:04:21,666 --> 00:04:23,Thank you, Jonas.

00:04:23,125 --> 00:04:25,Now, everyone, gather around.
Let's have some fun.

00:04:25,791 --> 00:04:27,We're going to hang out

00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:29,and get to know each other
a little better,

00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:31,while also treating ourselves.

00:04:31,375 --> 00:04:35,We're gonna combine work and pleasure,
with the emphasis on pleasure.

00:04:35,166 --> 00:04:36,Yeah!

00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:39,Uh, and if anybody asks, we're all here
for "professional development training."

00:04:41,083 --> 00:04:43,Yeah. It's a requirement
to make it all tax-deductible.

00:04:43,833 --> 00:04:45,That's right. That's right.

00:04:45,208 --> 00:04:46,Thank you very much. Mm-hmm.

00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:52,- Mm-hmm?
- Kaj.

00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:55,Oh! Uh, you... you want a picture?

00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:57,What a journey.

00:05:31,208 --> 00:05:32,KOLARSJÖN HOLIDAY VILLAGE

00:05:48,791 --> 00:05:49,Okay.

00:05:50,375 --> 00:05:52,Look at this group. You look great.

00:05:52,208 --> 00:05:55,Hello and welcome
to our beautiful holiday village.

00:05:55,083 --> 00:05:57,Hello, hello. My name is Jenny.

00:05:57,083 --> 00:05:58,And this right here is Roger.

00:05:58,833 --> 00:06:02,If you need anything, you can ask him.
Or me. Or both of us.

00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:05,But if your toilet's clogged, ask Roger.

00:06:05,416 --> 00:06:07,Hey, everyone. Welcome.

00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:09,Uh... This is Cleo.
She'll take care of you

00:06:09,208 --> 00:06:11,during the team-building exercise
after lunch.

00:06:11,125 --> 00:06:14,I hope you brought exercise clothes,
'cause we're having fun.

00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,We also have Karl, our chef.

00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:19,Well, I hope you brought Pepto-Bismol.

00:06:22,833 --> 00:06:24,Hey, I'm just kidding, of course.

00:06:24,833 --> 00:06:26,Uh, anyway, we work closely

00:06:26,583 --> 00:06:28,with our local markets
and farmers so we can, uh...

00:06:28,958 --> 00:06:31,Hey! Who the hell brought these fireworks

00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:33,and put them in there
on top of my luggage?

00:06:33,166 --> 00:06:35,- Yeah. Um, those would be mine.
- Why would you bring these?

00:06:35,666 --> 00:06:38,I was planning a little surprise
for the group later on.

00:06:38,541 --> 00:06:41,Okay, uh, this evening,
we're going to be serving a...

00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:44,Maybe it's better if we go over dinner
at a later time, thank you very much.

00:06:44,750 --> 00:06:45,Now, then,

00:06:46,125 --> 00:06:49,why don't we go up to the guesthouse
and get your cabin keys?

00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:51,- Follow me.
- Yep.

00:06:52,833 --> 00:06:55,- Here we have a...
- Excuse me. I'm sorry.

00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,For f***k's sake!

00:06:57,625 --> 00:06:58,- Hey. Cleo. Hey.
- Mmm?

00:06:58,916 --> 00:07:01,So, I recently came back to the office

00:07:01,666 --> 00:07:03,after taking some time off, so, uh...

00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:05,Mm-hmm. That's nice.

00:07:05,583 --> 00:07:10,Yeah. And I was recommended to stay away
from any kind of unnecessary stress,

00:07:10,625 --> 00:07:12,so about this whole
exercise clothes thing...

00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:16,Right. There won't be unnecessary stress.
It'll be nice and relaxing, stress-free.

00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:17,Don't you worry.

00:07:17,958 --> 00:07:21,Let's see. Okay.
So we have Eva and Lina.

00:07:21,458 --> 00:07:22,You'll share cabin one.

00:07:22,791 --> 00:07:25,Aren't we a bit too old
for a pajama party?

00:07:25,958 --> 00:07:28,Okay, then. We have Jonas and, uh...

00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:30,Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Kajan!

00:07:30,875 --> 00:07:32,- Yes. Cabin number two.
- Número dos.

00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,- Then Amir and Torbjörn.
- Congratulations, Amir.

00:07:35,625 --> 00:07:37,- You're in cabin number three.
- Thank you.

00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:39,Nadja and Anette have number four.

00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:41,Excuse me. Who decided
which of us were paired together?

00:07:41,625 --> 00:07:44,You're grouped
with matching astrological signs.

00:07:44,166 --> 00:07:45,Excuse me?

00:07:45,083 --> 00:07:47,You're a Cancer,
so you should be with a Scorpio.

00:07:47,125 --> 00:07:48,- Except I'm a Scorpio.
- I'm a Cancer.

00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:50,Astrological signs. How exciting is that?

00:07:50,833 --> 00:07:52,That means, Ingela,

00:07:52,208 --> 00:07:54,that you're all by yourself
in our finest luxury cabin.

00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,That's right.
Our group is an uneven number,

00:07:56,833 --> 00:07:58,so someone's gotta make the sacrifice.

00:07:58,583 --> 00:08:00,Look, Anette.
This is some cultural history, I tell ya.

00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,Back in the day, they weren't
afraid of rolling up their sleeves.

00:08:03,666 --> 00:08:05,- No.
- How dirty they are. Crazy.

00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:07,And who are these stars?

00:08:07,291 --> 00:08:10,It's nice to have someone on our side
after all this commotion.

00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:14,Commotion? It's more of an uprising,
considering all the complaints and...

00:08:14,666 --> 00:08:18,Yeah, but I don't think most people
understand what this really means.

00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:21,We believe this shopping center
will be a giant lift for the community.

00:08:21,458 --> 00:08:23,- And for us. As well as...
- No need for that.

00:08:23,208 --> 00:08:24,{\an8}We've already read this.

00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,- Yeah.
- Why do you think we came here?

00:08:27,083 --> 00:08:29,It could be
because nobody else wants us.

00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,Roger!

00:09:16,708 --> 00:09:17,Where are you going?

00:09:17,875 --> 00:09:20,I'm going to fill up the gas tank,
which Roger should have done.

00:09:20,416 --> 00:09:22,- Where did he go?
- He's in the cabins, finishing up.

00:09:22,625 --> 00:09:25,But hey!
They're having lunch in two hours!

00:09:29,916 --> 00:09:32,...a petition where
the majority of Kolarängen's citizens

00:09:33,041 --> 00:09:34,vote against the shopping center.

00:09:35,416 --> 00:09:38,However, there are no plans
to abort the controversial construction,

00:09:38,583 --> 00:09:41,according to the reports
from Backmann-Kroon.

00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:43,The groundbreaking...

00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:45,...on Saturday, in front
of the...