(The Conference) 2023 Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:12,333 --> 00:00:19,333 {\an8}KOLARÄNGEN MALL GROUNDBREAKING SOON - MUNICIPALITY GROWTH TO FOLLOW 2 00:00:55,416 --> 00:00:59,125 TODAY'S AGENDA 3 00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:12,083 THE CONFERENCE 4 00:02:42,875 --> 00:02:43,875 Are we there yet? 5 00:02:44,916 --> 00:02:47,708 Okay, guys. In a few minutes, we're gonna make a quick stop. 6 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,750 Yes. 7 00:02:58,833 --> 00:02:59,833 Whoo! 8 00:02:59,916 --> 00:03:02,416 All right, guys. It's finally happening. 9 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:05,791 Kolarängen shopping center. 10 00:03:05,875 --> 00:03:09,666 Not bad for a group of municipal workers who mostly make coffee 11 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:12,750 and sit around filling out forms all day. 12 00:03:12,833 --> 00:03:14,583 No. Uh, all jokes aside, 13 00:03:14,666 --> 00:03:17,583 tomorrow will go down as a historic day for our community. 14 00:03:17,666 --> 00:03:20,916 And when we break ground in front of the entire press corps, 15 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,166 we should be very proud of all the amazing opportunities 16 00:03:24,250 --> 00:03:26,916 that the shopping mall will bring to Kolarängen. 17 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:30,625 So you better fasten your seat belts, 'cause it's time for takeoff! Whoo! 18 00:03:32,791 --> 00:03:33,625 Um... 19 00:03:33,708 --> 00:03:35,500 Now, since we've all gathered here together, 20 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:38,916 I want to take the opportunity to properly thank the person who, 21 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,708 in spite of all the difficulties, 22 00:03:40,791 --> 00:03:43,666 has pulled through and made this project a reality. 23 00:03:43,750 --> 00:03:46,333 Of course, I'm talking about you, our dear Jonas. 24 00:03:46,416 --> 00:03:48,625 - Ah! - The king! Ow! 25 00:03:48,708 --> 00:03:50,583 He's f***g great! 26 00:03:51,416 --> 00:03:53,125 You fought tooth and nail for this. 27 00:03:53,208 --> 00:03:55,875 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 28 00:03:56,625 --> 00:03:59,333 Well, as your project leader... 29 00:04:02,916 --> 00:04:04,625 - Strange phrase. - Mm-hmm. 30 00:04:05,208 --> 00:04:08,416 Project... leader. 31 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:13,833 To lead a project... that's what I did here. 32 00:04:13,916 --> 00:04:16,250 - Mm-hmm. - It wouldn't have been possible 33 00:04:17,083 --> 00:04:18,541 without any of you guys. 34 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:21,583 Especially you, Ingela. You've been very critical. 35 00:04:21,666 --> 00:04:23,041 Thank you, Jonas. 36 00:04:23,125 --> 00:04:25,708 Now, everyone, gather around. Let's have some fun. 37 00:04:25,791 --> 00:04:27,000 We're going to hang out 38 00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:29,166 and get to know each other a little better, 39 00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:31,291 while also treating ourselves. 40 00:04:31,375 --> 00:04:35,083 We're gonna combine work and pleasure, with the emphasis on pleasure. 41 00:04:35,166 --> 00:04:36,166 Yeah! 42 00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:39,416 Uh, and if anybody asks, we're all here for "professional development training." 43 00:04:41,083 --> 00:04:43,750 Yeah. It's a requirement to make it all tax-deductible. 44 00:04:43,833 --> 00:04:45,125 That's right. That's right. 45 00:04:45,208 --> 00:04:46,625 Thank you very much. Mm-hmm. 46 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:52,666 - Mm-hmm? - Kaj. 47 00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:55,416 Oh! Uh, you... you want a picture? 48 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:57,875 What a journey. 49 00:05:31,208 --> 00:05:32,458 KOLARSJÖN HOLIDAY VILLAGE 50 00:05:48,791 --> 00:05:49,791 Okay. 51 00:05:50,375 --> 00:05:52,125 Look at this group. You look great. 52 00:05:52,208 --> 00:05:55,000 Hello and welcome to our beautiful holiday village. 53 00:05:55,083 --> 00:05:57,000 Hello, hello. My name is Jenny. 54 00:05:57,083 --> 00:05:58,750 And this right here is Roger. 55 00:05:58,833 --> 00:06:02,583 If you need anything, you can ask him. Or me. Or both of us. 56 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:05,333 But if your toilet's clogged, ask Roger. 57 00:06:05,416 --> 00:06:07,083 Hey, everyone. Welcome. 58 00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:09,125 Uh... This is Cleo. She'll take care of you 59 00:06:09,208 --> 00:06:11,041 during the team-building exercise after lunch. 60 00:06:11,125 --> 00:06:14,916 I hope you brought exercise clothes, 'cause we're having fun. 61 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,750 We also have Karl, our chef. 62 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:19,750 Well, I hope you brought Pepto-Bismol. 63 00:06:22,833 --> 00:06:24,750 Hey, I'm just kidding, of course. 64 00:06:24,833 --> 00:06:26,500 Uh, anyway, we work closely 65 00:06:26,583 --> 00:06:28,875 with our local markets and farmers so we can, uh... 66 00:06:28,958 --> 00:06:31,208 Hey! Who the hell brought these fireworks 67 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:33,083 and put them in there on top of my luggage? 68 00:06:33,166 --> 00:06:35,583 - Yeah. Um, those would be mine. - Why would you bring these? 69 00:06:35,666 --> 00:06:38,458 I was planning a little surprise for the group later on. 70 00:06:38,541 --> 00:06:41,208 Okay, uh, this evening, we're going to be serving a... 71 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:44,666 Maybe it's better if we go over dinner at a later time, thank you very much. 72 00:06:44,750 --> 00:06:45,750 Now, then, 73 00:06:46,125 --> 00:06:49,416 why don't we go up to the guesthouse and get your cabin keys? 74 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:51,375 - Follow me. - Yep. 75 00:06:52,833 --> 00:06:55,416 - Here we have a... - Excuse me. I'm sorry. 76 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,541 For f***k's sake! 77 00:06:57,625 --> 00:06:58,833 - Hey. Cleo. Hey. - Mmm? 78 00:06:58,916 --> 00:07:01,583 So, I recently came back to the office 79 00:07:01,666 --> 00:07:03,416 after taking some time off, so, uh... 80 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:05,500 Mm-hmm. That's nice. 81 00:07:05,583 --> 00:07:10,541 Yeah. And I was recommended to stay away from any kind of unnecessary stress, 82 00:07:10,625 --> 00:07:12,309 so about this whole exercise clothes thing... 83 00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:16,875 Right. There won't be unnecessary stress. It'll be nice and relaxing, stress-free. 84 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:17,875 Don't you worry. 85 00:07:17,958 --> 00:07:21,375 Let's see. Okay. So we have Eva and Lina. 86 00:07:21,458 --> 00:07:22,708 You'll share cabin one. 87 00:07:22,791 --> 00:07:25,875 Aren't we a bit too old for a pajama party? 88 00:07:25,958 --> 00:07:28,250 Okay, then. We have Jonas and, uh... 89 00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:30,791 Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Kajan! 90 00:07:30,875 --> 00:07:32,916 - Yes. Cabin number two. - Número dos. 91 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,541 - Then Amir and Torbjörn. - Congratulations, Amir. 92 00:07:35,625 --> 00:07:37,625 - You're in cabin number three. - Thank you. 93 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:39,291 Nadja and Anette have number four. 94 00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:41,575 Excuse me. Who decided which of us were paired together? 95 00:07:41,625 --> 00:07:44,083 You're grouped with matching astrological signs. 96 00:07:44,166 --> 00:07:45,000 Excuse me? 97 00:07:45,083 --> 00:07:47,041 You're a Cancer, so you should be with a Scorpio. 98 00:07:47,125 --> 00:07:48,666 - Except I'm a Scorpio. - I'm a Cancer. 99 00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:50,750 Astrological signs. How exciting is that? 100 00:07:50,833 --> 00:07:52,125 That means, Ingela, 101 00:07:52,208 --> 00:07:54,916 that you're all by yourself in our finest luxury cabin. 102 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,750 That's right. Our group is an uneven number, 103 00:07:56,833 --> 00:07:58,500 so someone's gotta make the sacrifice. 104 00:07:58,583 --> 00:08:00,916 Look, Anette. This is some cultural history, I tell ya. 105 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,583 Back in the day, they weren't afraid of rolling up their sleeves. 106 00:08:03,666 --> 00:08:05,666 - No. - How dirty they are. Crazy. 107 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:07,208 And who are these stars? 108 00:08:07,291 --> 00:08:10,416 It's nice to have someone on our side after all this commotion. 109 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:14,583 Commotion? It's more of an uprising, considering all the complaints and... 110 00:08:14,666 --> 00:08:18,000 Yeah, but I don't think most people understand what this really means. 111 00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:21,375 We believe this shopping center will be a giant lift for the community. 112 00:08:21,458 --> 00:08:23,184 - And for us. As well as... - No need for that. 113 00:08:23,208 --> 00:08:24,291 {\an8}We've already read this. 114 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,000 - Yeah. - Why do you think we came here? 115 00:08:27,083 --> 00:08:29,083 It could be because nobody else wants us. 116 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 Roger! 117 00:09:16,708 --> 00:09:17,791 Where are you going? 118 00:09:17,875 --> 00:09:20,392 I'm going to fill up the gas tank, which Roger should have done. 119 00:09:20,416 --> 00:09:22,541 - Where did he go? - He's in the cabins, finishing up. 120 00:09:22,625 --> 00:09:25,083 But hey! They're having lunch in two hours! 121 00:09:29,916 --> 00:09:32,958 ...a petition where the majority of Kolarängen's citizens 122 00:09:33,041 --> 00:09:34,750 vote against the shopping center. 123 00:09:35,416 --> 00:09:38,500 However, there are no plans to abort the controversial construction, 124 00:09:38,583 --> 00:09:41,000 according to the reports from Backmann-Kroon. 125 00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:43,041 The groundbreaking... 126 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:45,458 ...on Saturday, in front of the...