Swingtown.S01E05_English Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:02,242 Previously on Swingtown. 2 00:00:02,270 --> 00:00:03,340 I want us to be 3 00:00:03,371 --> 00:00:04,571 completely open, 4 00:00:04,605 --> 00:00:06,135 all options on the table. 5 00:00:06,174 --> 00:00:08,414 You said yes to Tokyo, didn't you? You mad? 6 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:09,712 Ask me from a Japanese pay phone 7 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:11,413 after we've been apart for three days. 8 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:12,705 Sylvia's a partner at Kessler and Loeb. 9 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:15,416 Today's woman can do anything she puts her mind to. 10 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:17,719 I ** going to eat a pot brownie. 11 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:19,621 Olly, olly, oxen free! 12 00:00:19,653 --> 00:00:21,393 (women squealing and laughing) 13 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:23,162 This works, you know? 14 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:24,431 You and me. 15 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,583 (sighs) 16 00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:43,739 Babe? 17 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:44,647 What time is it? 18 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:46,208 Well, it's bedtime for me, 19 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:48,617 but you've g***t about an hour to get to the airport. 20 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:49,719 (sighs) 21 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:52,650 Not going to be easy getting used to this schedule. 22 00:00:52,686 --> 00:00:53,746 (laughs) Tell me about it. 23 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:55,117 I was debating whether or not 24 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:56,586 I should let you sleep right through it. 25 00:00:56,624 --> 00:00:58,494 Come here. 26 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:04,501 (both sigh) 27 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:07,802 Did you know that I can count on one hand 28 00:01:07,835 --> 00:01:10,435 the number of days we've spent apart 29 00:01:10,471 --> 00:01:11,811 since we were married? 30 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:14,709 Don't think about it in days, think about it in hours. 31 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:17,312 13-hour flight to Tokyo, 13-hour turnaround, 32 00:01:17,345 --> 00:01:19,505 quick 13-hour flight back home. 33 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:21,677 Why are there so many 13s in that sentence? 34 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:23,345 You superstitious? 35 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:24,594 (laughs) 36 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:26,318 Not about the flight. 37 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:30,458 You don't do well alone, Tom. 38 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:32,831 I'm not that guy anymore. 39 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:35,760 And I wouldn't do anything to mess this up. 40 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:38,826 It's too... perfect. 41 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:40,726 (sighs) 42 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:43,168 Do you have any idea how much I love you? 43 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:50,176 (Trina giggling) 44 00:01:53,381 --> 00:01:55,351 JANET: As you can see, ladies, 45 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:57,753 this particular line of stacking bowls 46 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:59,785 is not just ideal for storage and convenience, 47 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:01,890 but it's also spill-proof. 48 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:03,862 How much for the whole lot? (laughs) 49 00:02:03,891 --> 00:02:06,191 If selling these things were only that easy. 50 00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:07,464 I suppose the bright side 51 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:08,895 of Susan moving across town is that 52 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:10,729 it opens up a whole new market. 53 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:13,804 If I could just relax and remember my talking points. 54 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:16,744 Maybe I can help you relax, hmm? 55 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:18,270 Take a later train? (laughs) 56 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:20,666 Roger, what has gotten into you? 57 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:22,338 Well, I-I just did my hair. 58 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:23,836 (laughs) 59 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:26,807 Come on, where's the crazy skinny-dipper from the cabin? 60 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:28,347 That was one weekend of bad judgment, 61 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:29,682 and I will not have you 62 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:31,787 holding that over my head my entire life. 63 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:33,789 That was the most fun I ever saw you have. 64 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:36,218 (laughs) 65 00:02:36,224 --> 00:02:38,234 Oh. 66 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:43,332 Well, maybe, uh, we can pick back up 67 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:44,704 when I get home tonight. 68 00:02:44,732 --> 00:02:47,372 Last I checked, today is not a Friday, Roger. 69 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:48,771 (laughing): Now go to work. 70 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:50,802 Honestly. 71 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:55,843 LAURIE: "Anti-ERA leader Phyllis Schlafly will testify 72 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:58,276 "before the RNC today, urging members 73 00:02:58,312 --> 00:03:00,352 "to stand up against the Supreme Court's decision 74 00:03:00,381 --> 00:03:01,881 protecting a woman's right to choose." 75 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:03,515 ("Mr. Big Stuff" plays) 76 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:04,691 Can you believe this? 77 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:07,718 It's a complicated issue. 78 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:08,815 I don't see what's complicated about it. 79 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:10,286 Carter better win 80 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:12,294 this election, or women are totally screwed. 81 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:13,526 Watch your mouth, Laur. 82 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:15,261 Why, because you don't like what I'm saying? 83 00:03:15,263 --> 00:03:17,303 No, 'cause you sound like a truck driver. 84 00:03:17,331 --> 00:03:18,831 Paper, please. * You think you're higher 85 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:20,426 * Than every star above... 86 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:21,898 What's for breakfast? 87 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:24,635 Uh, this is actually for Janet's luncheon, but there's 88 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:25,842 English muffins in the fridge. 89 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,013 Okay. 90 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,510 * Mr. Big Stuff 91 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:33,453 Wow. How many women are expected at this thing? 92 00:03:33,481 --> 00:03:34,821 Mm, a dozen. 93 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:36,278 Right. 94 00:03:36,284 --> 00:03:37,524 (Bruce and Susan laugh) 95 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:38,991 I'm gonna take this dip over to Trina's. 96 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:40,889 Maybe she can use it for her party tomorrow night. 97 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:41,861 BRUCE: What party? I don't 98 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,359 remember you mentioning a party. 99 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:44,791 LAURIE: Maybe you weren't listening. 100 00:03:45,993 --> 00:03:47,033 It's a fund-raiser. 101 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,500 Apparently, the government arrested some actor, and 102 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:51,570 Trina and Sylvia are raising money for his legal defense. 103 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:54,029 The invitation's right there. I'll see you tonight? 104 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:57,367 * Who do you think you are? Mr. Big Stuff * 105 00:03:57,405 --> 00:04:00,735 LAURIE: Oh, wow. I don't believe this. 106 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:02,144 BRUCE: What? 107 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:07,983 (doorbell ringing) 108 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:09,975 Come on in. 109 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:11,347 You and Tom busy? 110 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:13,315 Oh, Tom flew to Tokyo last night. Oh. 111 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:15,924 But Sylvia and I were just prepping for the party. 112 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:16,986 Oh. Well, maybe I can help. 113 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:19,494 I-I accidentally made too much seven-layer dip. Oh. 114 00:04:19,527 --> 00:04:21,397 Thought if you had room in your fridge, 115 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:22,859 you could serve it at the party. 116 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:24,466 Oh, well, it's-it's being catered. Oh. 117 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:26,528 But the two of us have been at this 118 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:27,697 since the crack of dawn, 119 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:29,495 so, if you don't mind, I might just 120 00:04:29,537 --> 00:04:30,867 break out those chips right now. 121 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:32,974 Morning, Sylvia. Hi! 122 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:35,606 While I have you here, I can use your opinion. 123 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:37,653 What do you think? 124 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:39,876 Exhibit A. 125 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:41,623 (laughing) Oh, my God! 126 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:42,879 Who-Who is that? 127 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,746 Oh, it's Harry. 128 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,545 Well, maybe you'd recognize him 129 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:48,617 better without the stickers. 130 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:53,825 (laughs) 131 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:56,731 Harry Reems, our guest of honor. 132 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:57,874 I... 133 00:04:57,898 --> 00:04:59,368 The star of Deep Throat. 134 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:02,367 Deep Throat? 135 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:03,803 (laughs): Well, of course. 136 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:05,667 What did you think this party was for? 137 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:08,614 Um... 138 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:14,113 Captioning sponsored by CBS PARAMOUNT NETWORK TELEVISION 139 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:17,847 * Give it up, give it up 140 00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:21,915 * Give it up, give it up * 141 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:24,955 * Ah, ah, ah * 142 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,762 * Give it up for love 143 00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:28,964 * Ah, ah, ah * 144 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,996 * Give it up for love. 145 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:36,502 You're throwing a...