The Sopranos -archivist English-www My-subs Net S02E06 Subtitles

At 00:00:00,000, Character said: WWW.MY-SUBS.COM

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At 00:00:08,425, Character said: (SOPRANOS THEME SONG)

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At 00:01:42,018, Character said: Our undergrad student body at Brown
only numbers about 6000 people.

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At 00:01:46,481, Character said: That's from every state in the country
and over 60 countries in the world.

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At 00:01:51,152, Character said: Admission is extremely selective.

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At 00:01:53,905, Character said: So again, get all of your academic
and extracurricular ducks in a row.

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At 00:01:58,576, Character said: Leave nothing to chance.

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At 00:02:09,337, Character said: Hey, buddy.

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At 00:02:10,755, Character said: Davey.

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At 00:02:12,173, Character said: Saw your wife alone.
I figured you for the trotters.

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At 00:02:15,260, Character said: Not tonight.
I had a customer I couldn't shake.

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At 00:02:18,847, Character said: Guy spends half an hour...

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At 00:02:20,807, Character said: ...deciding between a $20 soccer ball
and a $22 soccer ball.

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At 00:02:24,435, Character said: Who do you like?

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At 00:02:26,187, Character said: That guy from Bowdoin seems
to be making some sense.

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At 00:02:29,482, Character said: No, I mean the game tonight.

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At 00:02:31,526, Character said: Ho, ho, ho!

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At 00:02:33,862, Character said: You guys want to be alone?

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At 00:02:36,865, Character said: (Davey) I saw that refreshment table.
I knew you'd be around.

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At 00:02:39,868, Character said: How do I get roped into this?

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At 00:02:42,036, Character said: Charmaine knows with your sfogliatelle
her daughter can go anywhere.

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At 00:02:46,541, Character said: - The janitor's the only one near them.
- That's a nice career for a lady.

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At 00:02:52,046, Character said: F***k you.

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At 00:02:53,673, Character said: - I gotta get one of them belly bombs.
- Have I said "f***k you" yet?

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At 00:03:03,266, Character said: Delicious, Artie.
Glad I didn't eat tonight.

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At 00:03:05,727, Character said: Thanks, Davey. It's nice
to be appreciated by your friends.

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At 00:03:09,355, Character said: The sensitive chef.

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At 00:03:10,648, Character said: - Hey, Eric, they all done?
- I guess.

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At 00:03:13,151, Character said: Dad, can I have 20 bucks?

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At 00:03:16,404, Character said: - You like this?
- Did you think he was gonna say:

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At 00:03:18,781, Character said: "Gee, Dad, thanks for taking the time
to come to this important event"?

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At 00:03:23,578, Character said: - How you doing, Eric?
- Good, Mr. Soprano.

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At 00:03:26,289, Character said: - You want something to eat?
- No, we're going to Starbucks.

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At 00:03:29,542, Character said: You're thinking of going to Brown?

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At 00:03:32,045, Character said: Yeah, it's a good school.
A lot of star-f***g though.

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At 00:03:35,173, Character said: - Hey, latrine lip.
- He's right.

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At 00:03:37,467, Character said: He'll go where his mother says,
like his old man.

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At 00:03:40,637, Character said: You too?

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At 00:03:42,138, Character said: These guys were like Namath
and Tittle.

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At 00:03:44,349, Character said: Yeah, I've heard.

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At 00:03:46,309, Character said: And now they're like Phil Donahue
and Alan Alda.

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At 00:03:53,816, Character said: Listen, I heard...

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At 00:03:55,443, Character said: ...through the grapevine
you took your uncle's game.

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At 00:03:58,404, Character said: You know, the big one.

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At 00:04:00,907, Character said: - Grapevine?
- Yeah.

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At 00:04:02,992, Character said: If you listen close, that song says:

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At 00:04:04,869, Character said: "Believe none of what you hear
and half of what you see."

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At 00:04:07,956, Character said: You know me. I like to play a little.

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At 00:04:10,500, Character said: A little?

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At 00:04:11,876, Character said: Forget it. This game's not for you.

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At 00:04:14,420, Character said: No, it's just, you know,
I was thinking it'd be a kick.

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At 00:04:18,549, Character said: David, you're a nice guy.
I like you. Okay?

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At 00:04:22,303, Character said: Trust me, this game's not for you.
I don't want to see you get hurt.

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At 00:04:26,432, Character said: These guys, they play deep.

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At 00:04:29,686, Character said: - Know how many jockstraps I sell?
- Not enough for this game.

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At 00:04:33,564, Character said: Okay? Forget it.

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At 00:04:36,484, Character said: Come on. Let's go see what the
Y.O. from Bucknell's g***t to say.

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At 00:04:44,075, Character said: Do you want to tell me
what you're thinking?

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At 00:04:49,289, Character said: Believe me, you don't want to know.

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At 00:04:56,379, Character said: You want to know what I'm thinking?
Seriously?

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At 00:05:01,592, Character said: I'd like to smash
your face into hamburger.

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At 00:05:06,681, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:05:10,435, Character said: I'm not...

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At 00:05:13,271, Character said: Don't worry.

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At 00:05:15,273, Character said: I know I broke
your coffee table and...

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At 00:05:18,026, Character said: It's not gonna happen again.

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At 00:05:21,112, Character said: You asked, I told.

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At 00:05:22,989, Character said: - But you'd like to smash my face.
- Not really.

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At 00:05:26,075, Character said: It's just a way of describing
how I'm feeling.

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At 00:05:29,329, Character said: Making hamburger out of me
would make you feel better?

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At 00:05:32,457, Character said: Is this a woman thing?

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At 00:05:34,417, Character said: You ask me how I'm feeling.
I tell you how I'm feeling.

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At 00:05:37,879, Character said: And now you torture me with it?

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At 00:05:40,173, Character said: I don't know who the f***k
I'm angry at. I'm just angry, okay?

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At 00:05:48,264, Character said: Why the f***k ** I here?
I even asked to come back.

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At 00:05:52,143, Character said: I g***t the world by the balls and can't
stop feeling like a f***g loser.

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At 00:05:55,855, Character said: Who makes you feel like a loser?
Your mother?

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At 00:05:58,733, Character said: Please, we wasted
enough oxygen on that one.

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At 00:06:02,070, Character said: It's everything and everybody.

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At 00:06:04,864, Character said: I see some guy walking down the
street, you know, with a clear head.

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At 00:06:08,743, Character said: You know the type, he always whistles
like the Happy-f***g-Wanderer.

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At 00:06:12,580, Character said: I just want to go
and rip his throat open.

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At 00:06:15,083, Character said: I want to f***g grab him and pummel
him right there for no reason.

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At 00:06:19,962, Character said: Why should I care
if a guy's g***t a clear head?

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At 00:06:22,924, Character said: I should say, "Good for you."

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At 00:06:26,260, Character said: - Let's get back to smashing my face.
- Jesus Christ.

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At 00:06:30,348, Character said: Ahh.

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At 00:06:32,141, Character said: No, I think it all ties in.

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At 00:06:38,356, Character said: All right. Sometimes I resent
you making me a victim.

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At 00:06:42,693, Character said: That's all.

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At 00:06:43,820, Character said: - I make you feel like a victim?
- Yeah.

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At 00:06:46,697, Character said: Remember the first time
I came here I said...

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At 00:06:49,826, Character said: ...the kind of man I admire is Gary
Cooper, the strong, silent type.

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At 00:06:54,205, Character said: And how all Americans are doing
is crying and complaining.

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At 00:06:57,750, Character said: A bunch of f***g pussies.
F***k them!

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At 00:07:00,253, Character said: And now I'm one of them, a patient.

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At 00:07:02,588, Character said: Your parents made it impossible
for you to experience joy.

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At 00:07:05,466, Character said: See? There you go again.

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At 00:07:07,176, Character said: You said you're not
the Happy Wanderer.

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At 00:07:09,804, Character said: I'm more like one of them...

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At 00:07:11,806, Character said: ...than I ** the jerkoffs
I see leaving this office!

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At 00:07:17,311, Character said: Stop with the faces already.
What do you g***t?

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At 00:07:20,273, Character said: Three eights full. Santa Maria, yes!

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At 00:07:23,359, Character said: Santa Maria? More like Santa Claus.

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At 00:07:25,903, Character said: - Did you cut the pot?
- Twice.

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At 00:07:28,197, Character said: Here. Make sure you spend it
in my restaurant, you prick.

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At 00:07:32,076, Character said: One chip? Ma va' a Napoli, you can't
even buy McDonald's with that!

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At 00:07:36,205, Character said: - That's it, I gotta go.
- Come on, another hour.

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At 00:07:38,624, Character said: I can't. Charmaine'll have
my balls on the menu tomorrow.

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At 00:07:41,711, Character said: - Cash me out.
- Look at all the money!

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At 00:07:43,963, Character said: - Rich, can I get another dime?
- We only g***t three players.

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At 00:07:47,300, Character said: Vito's up for it, right?

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At 00:07:49,218, Character said: Where the f***k do I gotta be?
Only, let's up the ante.

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At 00:07:54,015, Character said: You're into me for seven G's already.

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At 00:07:56,684, Character said: That's all? I'll make that back
from Vito in an hour.

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At 00:07:59,979, Character said: Count this ciucio out another dime.

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At 00:08:06,110, Character said: (MEADOW SINGING)

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At 00:08:25,338, Character said: (EVERYONE SINGING)

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At 00:08:37,600, Character said: Well, we have our work cut out for us.

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At 00:08:41,270, Character said: Gudren?

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At 00:08:50,988, Character said: (SINGING)

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At 00:09:00,289, Character said: Meadow?

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At 00:09:01,832, Character said: I'd like to talk to you.

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At 00:09:04,710, Character said: It really sounds good.
I know you're disappointed.

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At 00:09:08,214, Character said: When you try out, the form asks
what you want and I checked "solo."

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At 00:09:13,094, Character said: You seniors!
This is your...