The Absent Minded Professor (1961) Subtitles

At 00:00:06,836, Character said: Energy takes on many forms.

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At 00:00:09,305, Character said: Example. What do we know
of acoustical energy?

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At 00:00:11,975, Character said: It was discovered by a famous
scientist, right? Wrong.

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At 00:00:15,612, Character said: We must give credit
to an Italian

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At 00:00:17,447, Character said: who one night was singing an
aria in a Milano pizza parlor.

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At 00:00:21,017, Character said: You know the story.

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At 00:00:22,152, Character said: How he hit a high note and the
sound waves shattered a glass

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At 00:00:25,388, Character said: on the other side of the room?

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At 00:00:27,390, Character said: Watch me, and I will show you
acoustical energy at work.

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At 00:00:33,363, Character said: [Plays note]

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At 00:00:36,199, Character said: [Plays higher note]

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At 00:00:39,402, Character said: [Plays higher note]

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At 00:00:42,772, Character said: [Plays higher note]

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At 00:00:46,709, Character said: [Plays higher note]

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At 00:00:53,000, Character said: AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back
Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday

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At 00:02:21,070, Character said: Now, your next assignment
will be...

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At 00:02:29,145, Character said: Oh, I forgot.

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At 00:02:30,947, Character said: There'll be no assignment.

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At 00:02:32,482, Character said: See you next week.

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At 00:02:51,267, Character said: Here we are.

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At 00:02:52,435, Character said: The beginning of the end.

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At 00:02:54,103, Character said: Point of no return.

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At 00:02:55,638, Character said: The last mile.

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At 00:02:56,706, Character said: Now, Shelby.

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At 00:02:58,675, Character said: All right.

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At 00:03:02,578, Character said: "Of all sad words
of tongue and pen,

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At 00:03:05,381, Character said: the saddest are these.
"It might have been."

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At 00:03:08,184, Character said: Shelby, you promised.
Now stop.

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At 00:03:10,620, Character said: Did I promise to
stop loving you?

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At 00:03:12,388, Character said: Open the door and let me out.

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At 00:03:14,991, Character said: Suppose he doesn't
show up this time.

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At 00:03:17,126, Character said: Oh, Reverend,
how nice to see you.

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At 00:03:19,262, Character said: You must be getting
tired of my wedding.

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At 00:03:21,831, Character said: Third time's the charm,
they say.

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At 00:03:24,400, Character said: But I ** glad that this time

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At 00:03:26,436, Character said: you brought the bridegroom
with you.

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At 00:03:28,504, Character said: At last we meet,
Professor Brainard.

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At 00:03:30,773, Character said: No, this is Professor Ashton.
He's Romance Languages.

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At 00:03:34,077, Character said: Professor Brainard
is Physical Chemistry.

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At 00:03:36,612, Character said: Oh, dear me, I seem
to have made a mistake.

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At 00:03:39,949, Character said: Not you, sir.
It's Miss Carlisle's mistake.

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At 00:03:43,152, Character said: I've just been trying to
talk her out of this blunder.

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At 00:03:46,289, Character said: Shelby, you are speaking
of the man I love.

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At 00:03:48,791, Character said: Love, darling, is a bouquet
of fragrant hyacinths.

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At 00:03:51,661, Character said: Not a beaker of hydrogen.
** I right, sir?

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At 00:03:54,063, Character said: I merely perform the service.
I don't take sides.

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At 00:03:58,401, Character said: WOMAN:
Betsy!

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At 00:03:59,402, Character said: Well, well,
here comes the bride.

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At 00:04:01,871, Character said: - Reverend.
- Good evening, sir.

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At 00:04:03,706, Character said: Professor Ashton
from Rutland University.

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At 00:04:06,275, Character said: Aren't you on the wrong campus?

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At 00:04:08,311, Character said: Miss Carlisle invited me.

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At 00:04:10,480, Character said: Yes, yes, I remember.

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At 00:04:12,048, Character said: There was talk that you were
a contender for Betsy's hand.

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At 00:04:15,418, Character said: Rutland can't win them all.

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At 00:04:17,353, Character said: Oh, it was so sweet of you
to go to all this trouble.

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At 00:04:20,523, Character said: And for the third time, too.

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At 00:04:22,191, Character said: Well, you know,
third time's the charm.

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At 00:04:24,460, Character said: That's exactly what I just said.

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At 00:04:26,496, Character said: I'm sick of having
a spinster for a secretary.

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At 00:04:29,532, Character said: I better change.
The guests will be coming soon.

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At 00:04:32,301, Character said: The bridegroom, too, I hope.

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At 00:04:34,437, Character said: I've alerted his housekeeper.

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At 00:04:36,439, Character said: She'll see that he gets here.

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At 00:04:38,274, Character said: [Humming Wagner's
"Bridal Chorus"]

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At 00:04:43,980, Character said: # The ring is in
your right-side pocket #

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At 00:04:53,723, Character said: Professor!

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At 00:04:55,024, Character said: Professor Brainard!

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At 00:04:58,628, Character said: [Humming Wagner's
"Bridal Chorus"]

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At 00:05:05,668, Character said: # Square root of "E" minus "C,"
alpha "G" #

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At 00:05:14,210, Character said: [Fluctuating tone]

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At 00:05:17,346, Character said: No.

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At 00:05:19,048, Character said: No, don't stop.

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At 00:05:21,083, Character said: Don't stop.
Keep going.

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At 00:05:23,219, Character said: Keep going.

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At 00:05:25,021, Character said: Please don't stop.

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At 00:05:38,468, Character said: Oh, not again.

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At 00:05:39,769, Character said: Professor?

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At 00:05:40,536, Character said: # Bum bum-bum-bum #

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At 00:05:42,505, Character said: Time for you to get dressed.

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At 00:05:44,173, Character said: Just five more minutes,
Mrs. Chatsworth.

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At 00:05:47,376, Character said: Professor, well, heavens,
what are you doing?

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At 00:05:50,146, Character said: I'm trying to solve
the secrets of the universe.

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At 00:05:53,115, Character said: And failing.
Failing miserably.

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At 00:05:55,451, Character said: You're stopping.
Do you know what time it is?

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At 00:05:57,887, Character said: You've been working
all afternoon.

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At 00:06:00,022, Character said: Mrs. Chatsworth, I've been
working for three months.

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At 00:06:03,125, Character said: Pardon me.

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At 00:06:04,260, Character said: I've been working on
something very important.

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At 00:06:06,929, Character said: More important, I suppose,
than getting married?

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At 00:06:12,668, Character said: Oh! Mrs. Chatsworth, I don't
know what I'd do without you.

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At 00:06:16,572, Character said: Oh, you're getting
a wonderful girl.

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At 00:06:18,641, Character said: If you ask me,
she's too good for you.

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At 00:06:20,776, Character said: Thanks, Mrs. Chatsworth.
I love you, too.

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At 00:06:23,779, Character said: Don't worry about a thing.

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At 00:06:25,248, Character said: I'll be in
in the morning to feed the dog.

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At 00:06:27,984, Character said: - What's the matter with me?
- Is anything wrong?

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At 00:06:31,521, Character said: What a lunkhead. Instead
of minus, it should be plus.

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At 00:06:34,590, Character said: So, the molecular
configuration of "A"...

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At 00:06:43,533, Character said: ...is almost the same
as that of "B."

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At 00:06:45,768, Character said: Therefore, if I don't
worry about "A"

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At 00:06:47,904, Character said: throwing off free hydrogen,

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At 00:06:49,805, Character said: it could stand
a few degrees more centigrade.

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At 00:06:53,476, Character said: Remember, I promised that sweet
girl I'd have you there on time.

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At 00:06:57,480, Character said: Yes, Mrs. Chatsworth.

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At 00:06:58,714, Character said: And, Professor,
may I say happy honeymoon?

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At 00:07:01,851, Character said: You certainly may,
Mrs. Chatsworth.

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At 00:07:04,120, Character said: And the same to you.

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At 00:07:07,323, Character said: Miscalculation has been staring
me in the face for weeks.

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At 00:07:10,626, Character said: Can't see the forest
for the trees.

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At 00:07:12,595, Character said: Right, Charlie?

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At 00:07:19,402, Character said: All right, Charlie.
Cross your fingers.

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At 00:07:36,619, Character said: Now. Good.

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At 00:07:39,188, Character said: Good.

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At 00:07:40,823, Character said: Very good.

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At 00:07:42,558, Character said: 182. That's good.

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At 00:07:46,462, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:07:50,366, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:08:14,056, Character said: Now we're cooking, Charlie!

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At 00:08:20,196, Character said: We may be in business yet!

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At 00:08:26,369, Character said: [Humming Wagner's
"Bridal Chorus"]

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At 00:08:53,863, Character said: [Ringing]

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At 00:09:00,803, Character said: WOMAN: It's just awful.
Poor darling.

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At 00:09:03,406, Character said: What ails the man?

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At 00:09:05,074, Character said: Missing his own wedding
three times.

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At 00:09:07,610, Character said: He might still show up.

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At 00:09:09,178, Character said: You know the old saying.
Third time's the charm.

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At 00:09:12,448, Character said: I say three strikes
and you're out!

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At 00:09:15,651, Character said: Thank you all for coming.

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At 00:09:17,420, Character said: I'll return your presents.

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At 00:09:19,221, Character said: I hope you can get
your money back.

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At 00:09:21,490, Character said: I'm sorry.

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At 00:09:22,558, Character said: After all the trouble
you've gone to.

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At 00:09:24,927, Character said: I'll be at the office at
the usual time in the morning.

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At 00:09:28,130, Character said: I want to go on as if
nothing has happened.

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At 00:09:30,599, Character said: Shelby, I don't seem
to have an escort.

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At 00:09:33,602, Character said: Would you mind waiting?

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At 00:09:35,137, Character said: I'm yours to command.

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At 00:09:51,320, Character said: Oh, Betsy.

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