Blow Dry -ion10 (2001) Subtitles

At 00:01:27,520, Character said: [ Sniffs ]

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At 00:01:33,393, Character said: [ Man ] Here,
at the London Plaza Theater,

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At 00:01:36,430, Character said: we are privileged
to be watching...

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At 00:01:38,833, Character said: a very special
demonstration cut today,
ladies and gentlemen.

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At 00:01:41,235, Character said: Raymond Robertson.

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At 00:01:43,237, Character said: [ Applause ]
[ Coughing ]

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At 00:01:46,440, Character said: Last year's winner
of the British Hairdressing
Championships.

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At 00:01:49,477, Character said: And the year before that,
and since I'm counting,

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At 00:01:52,246, Character said: Perm of the Year Award
1978 and '79.

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At 00:02:00,320, Character said: Redken Salon of the Century
runner-up, 1995.

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At 00:02:07,760, Character said: International Team Member,
Helsinki Women's Blow Dry, 1998.

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At 00:02:12,900, Character said: Raymond Robertson.

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At 00:02:15,503, Character said: Gentlemen, ladies.

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At 00:02:17,872, Character said: I have an announcement
to make...

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At 00:02:20,808, Character said: that will change the face
of this town forever.

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At 00:02:23,611, Character said: Something of a coup.

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At 00:02:25,880, Character said: That's with a "P", Stanley,
if I say so myself.
[ Clears Throat ]

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At 00:02:29,517, Character said: Let's hear it for London's own,
Ray Robertson !

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At 00:02:35,322, Character said: [ Applause, Cheering ]

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At 00:02:38,392, Character said: Bravo !
Ladies and gentlemen,

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At 00:02:41,629, Character said: today, as the president...

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At 00:02:44,598, Character said: of the British Hair Federation,

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At 00:02:47,334, Character said: Well done.
I ** proud to announce...

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At 00:02:50,471, Character said: the lucky town
which will play host...

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At 00:02:53,774, Character said: to this year's championship...

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At 00:02:56,744, Character said: is...

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At 00:03:01,347, Character said: Keighley !

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At 00:03:03,350, Character said: As Lord Mayor of the town
of Keighley,

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At 00:03:06,654, Character said: I ** proud to announce that
from a long list of competitors,

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At 00:03:10,558, Character said: our hometown
has been chosen to host--

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At 00:03:14,228, Character said: wait for it--

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At 00:03:16,964, Character said: this year's British
Hairdressing Championships.

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At 00:03:23,369, Character said: Come again ?

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At 00:03:25,372, Character said: This year's British
Hairdressing Championships.

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At 00:03:30,778, Character said: [ Camera Shutters Clicking ]

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At 00:03:35,348, Character said: I'm sorry.
It does that sometimes.

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At 00:03:40,521, Character said: Well, is that it then ?
Hairdressing ?
Hold the back page, lads.

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At 00:03:44,959, Character said: - Now, lads.
- That's just crap.

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At 00:03:47,695, Character said: Come on, boys.
This competition's gonna change
the face of this town.

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At 00:03:51,832, Character said: Ungrateful bastards.
You'll be sorry.

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At 00:03:55,569, Character said: Tony, can anyone enter ?

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At 00:03:57,805, Character said: No. Professionals only.

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At 00:04:01,709, Character said: I ** a professional.

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At 00:04:10,583, Character said: Time to wake up, love.

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At 00:04:12,586, Character said: [ Groaning ]
[ Alarm Clock Beeping ]

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At 00:04:15,889, Character said: How many times ?
Bloody dirty boots downstairs.

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At 00:04:21,362, Character said: [ Alarm Clock
Continues Beeping ]

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At 00:04:26,799, Character said: [ Weakly ]
Tea.
In the pot.

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At 00:04:39,846, Character said: Shelley !

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At 00:04:42,583, Character said: Good luck, love.

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At 00:04:47,620, Character said: [ Whistles ]

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At 00:04:51,824, Character said: [ Man ]
No, not a chance, Tony.
Come on, Phil, lad.

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At 00:04:55,729, Character said: Chance to add
to the silverware.
No.

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At 00:04:57,965, Character said: You're joking me.

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At 00:05:00,467, Character said: You're not gonna enter ?
King of the bloody scissors.

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At 00:05:03,570, Character said: Mr. Numero Uno.

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At 00:05:05,572, Character said: Keep still, will ya ?
I'll have your ear off.

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At 00:05:07,708, Character said: And you needn't look
so bloody interested.

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At 00:05:09,710, Character said: Well, I can't help hearing,
can I ?

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At 00:05:11,745, Character said: It's team cutting, you know.
Think of it, Phil.

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At 00:05:15,382, Character said: Father-and-son team.
Brian's on for it.

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At 00:05:17,751, Character said: Listen, I did competitions
for ten years, and that were
ten years too many.

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At 00:05:21,955, Character said: I'm a barber.
He's a barber.
End of story.

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At 00:05:24,391, Character said: Short back and sides,
and you're out on your arse.

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At 00:05:26,994, Character said: - We could walk it, Dad.
- Enough.

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At 00:05:38,705, Character said: [ Siren Wailing ]

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At 00:05:40,908, Character said: [ Knock On Door ]
Come in.

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At 00:05:45,545, Character said: Hello.

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At 00:05:59,592, Character said: Mrs. Birkett. Shelley.

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At 00:06:03,830, Character said: Robert.

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At 00:06:17,844, Character said: Why don't I start ?
Pardon ?

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At 00:06:20,948, Character said: I'll kick off, shall I ?
Right.

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At 00:06:25,119, Character said: See if I can
remember it all.

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At 00:06:28,589, Character said: Ah, yes.

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At 00:06:30,724, Character said: There are a number of ways
we can proceed.

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At 00:06:34,495, Character said: Obviously there's another
course of chemotherapy,

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At 00:06:36,430, Character said: though this would be your--
what is it now--

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At 00:06:38,432, Character said: third course
in as many years.

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At 00:06:40,934, Character said: It looks like someone in the
remission department's trying
to tell you something there.

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At 00:06:44,838, Character said: Then, there's
the bone marrow donor
transplant option,

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At 00:06:48,475, Character said: which, as we know, is about
as likely as the pope
on a pogo stick.

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At 00:06:53,947, Character said: So, not to beat about the bush,
you've had it, I'm afraid.

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At 00:06:59,485, Character said: - You're stuffed.
- Shelley--

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At 00:07:02,489, Character said: ** I right ?
Shelley,

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At 00:07:04,525, Character said: chemotherapy--
Come on, Robert.
** I right ?

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At 00:07:12,031, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:07:26,913, Character said: Don't you just love
being right, eh ?

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At 00:07:35,455, Character said: [ Clattering ]
All right, love ?

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At 00:07:38,891, Character said: - Mum.
- You g***t a minute ?

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At 00:07:41,462, Character said: Well, you know--

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At 00:07:43,464, Character said: I need a chat, love.
Maybe pop up later, eh ?

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At 00:07:48,801, Character said: - Yeah, maybe.
- Tonight ? I'll cook.

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At 00:07:51,805, Character said: Can't tonight,
I'm working.

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At 00:07:54,475, Character said: Tomorrow ?

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At 00:07:57,110, Character said: I'll give you a ring,
all right ?

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At 00:08:00,080, Character said: [ Chuckles ]
You could shout
and I'd hear ya.

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At 00:08:01,882, Character said: Yeah, well.

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At 00:08:05,786, Character said: Look,
he's in a right mood.
I'd better--

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At 00:08:08,655, Character said: Ta-ra.
Yeah...

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At 00:08:12,859, Character said: ta-ra.

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At 00:08:24,070, Character said: Now don't go dying on me
under there.

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At 00:08:27,708, Character said: Small step for you,
great step for mankind.

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At 00:08:36,782, Character said: Well ?
All clear.

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At 00:08:40,254, Character said: One hundred percent ?

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At 00:08:42,623, Character said: One hundred percent.

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At 00:08:44,758, Character said: Oh, that's my girl !

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At 00:09:21,027, Character said: Be a darling, Vincent.
Wet nails.

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At 00:09:24,331, Character said: [ Woman ] Please,
do not take the hair dryers
from the hotel bathrooms.

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At 00:09:29,870, Character said: I want Christina here with me.
Get a bit of a buzz going.

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At 00:09:33,340, Character said: Would you kindly check us in,
please, Louis ?

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At 00:09:35,842, Character said: Pleasure, treasure.
Thank you.
That's it, my love.

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At 00:09:38,345, Character said: Now you just stand there with me
and let them all have
a nice look at you.

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At 00:09:41,782, Character said: You see those three jokers ?
Kilburn Kutters.

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At 00:09:45,752, Character said: Brothers.

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At 00:09:47,721, Character said: Jasmine's married to Robert.
She's a nightmare.

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At 00:09:50,657, Character said: Great model, mind.
Chris, what have you
been using, eh ?

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At 00:09:55,862, Character said: I don't know.
Just some stuff I found
in the cupboard.

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At 00:09:58,031, Character said: Are you take--
Are you having me on ?

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At 00:10:00,767, Character said: I'm sorry.
Mum uses it.

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At 00:10:03,103, Character said: Well, you're not with your mom
in Minneapolis now, are you ?

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At 00:10:06,640, Character said: You're with me.
There's something you've gotta
realize pretty fast, darling.

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At 00:10:10,043, Character said: The competition has started.
Dad.

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At 00:10:12,212, Character said: I haven't see you in ages.
I'm on vacation.

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At 00:10:15,716, Character said: You asked me to model,
I didn't ask you.

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At 00:10:17,951, Character said: No, the whole town's
full up.

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At 00:10:21,021, Character said: But my dear, dear girl,
this reservation
was made months ago.

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At 00:10:23,323, Character said: There's nowt down in book.

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At 00:10:26,059, Character said: I don't care about
the bloody book, sweetie.
I just want our rooms, okay ?

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At 00:10:30,030, Character said: We don't have any.
We're full up.

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At 00:10:33,834, Character said: Room key, Mr. TJ ?

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At 00:10:37,069, Character said: Ah, the Randolph Suite.
[ Chuckles ]

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