Wandavision Dsnp Ddp5 1 H 264-cmrg S01E03 Subtitles

At 00:00:01,043, Character said: Previously on WandaVision...

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At 00:00:03,003, Character said: The town show fundraiser
is the most important event of the season

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At 00:00:06,048, Character said: and I want us to fit in.

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At 00:00:07,925, Character said: I don't know what I'm doing here.

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At 00:00:09,426, Character said: - I'm Wanda.
- Geraldine.

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At 00:00:11,053, Character said: Wanda, can you read me?

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At 00:00:12,888, Character said: Something strange
happened with Dottie.

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At 00:00:15,390, Character said: Well, something strange happened
before that, too. It's hard to explain.

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At 00:00:19,186, Character said: It wasn't so hard to fit in after all.

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At 00:00:22,272, Character said: What is that?

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At 00:00:25,567, Character said: No.

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At 00:00:28,028, Character said: - Is this really happening?
- Yes, my love.

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At 00:01:14,908, Character said: WandaVision.

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At 00:01:18,036, Character said: WandaVision.

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At 00:01:19,788, Character said: We g***t something cooking.

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At 00:01:21,623, Character said: And it's looking good.

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At 00:01:25,794, Character said: We've g***t something cooking.

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At 00:01:28,589, Character said: And who knew we could.

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At 00:01:32,509, Character said: All great expectations
Lead to complications.

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At 00:01:39,349, Character said: But it's groovy and fun.

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At 00:01:41,226, Character said: It's me and it's you.

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At 00:01:44,605, Character said: Together, one plus one.

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At 00:01:47,691, Character said: Is more than two.

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At 00:01:50,819, Character said: WandaVision.

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At 00:01:54,031, Character said: WandaVision.

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At 00:01:55,991, Character said: Some sudden surprises.

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At 00:01:58,827, Character said: Come in all shapes and sizes.

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At 00:02:02,414, Character said: But it's rainbows and sun.

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At 00:02:04,499, Character said: It's you and it's me.

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At 00:02:07,461, Character said: Together, one plus one is family.

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At 00:02:12,299, Character said: WandaVision.

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At 00:02:21,725, Character said: Hmm.

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At 00:02:25,729, Character said: Hmm.

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At 00:02:28,982, Character said: Yep! Definitely pregnant.-

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At 00:02:32,945, Character said: Well, that much we figured.

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At 00:02:35,030, Character said: It's just kinda taken us by surprise.

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At 00:02:37,074, Character said: It's just kinda suddenly.
Quite suddenly, wasn't it?

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At 00:02:39,368, Character said: I mean, practically overnight.
I mean... How did this happen?

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At 00:02:43,580, Character said: You see, when a man and a woman

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At 00:02:47,376, Character said: love each other very much...

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At 00:02:50,879, Character said: Well, we're just tickled pink, or blue.

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At 00:02:55,259, Character said: You're at about four months now.
Is that right?

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At 00:03:00,597, Character said: I thought as much.

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At 00:03:02,349, Character said: We let the little ladies keep tabs
on their growing babies with fruit.

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At 00:03:06,895, Character said: Makes it simple for them.

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At 00:03:08,897, Character said: At four months,
the fetus is about as big as a pear.

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At 00:03:11,817, Character said: At five months, a papaya. Six, grapefruit.

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At 00:03:14,236, Character said: Seven, pineapple. Eight, honeydew.-

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At 00:03:18,907, Character said: Hypothetically speaking,

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At 00:03:20,325, Character said: what size fruit would it be
at, say, hmm, 12 hours?

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At 00:03:24,121, Character said: Uh, pardon? 12 hours?

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At 00:03:25,455, Character said: Well, I think this line of questioning
is fruitless.

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At 00:03:28,083, Character said: Well, hypothetically speaking,
should we be concerned?

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At 00:03:32,754, Character said: Hypothetically speaking,
every new father-to-be gets nervous.

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At 00:03:37,551, Character said: Well, I have nerves of steel,
so there goes your theory, Mr. Doctor...

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At 00:03:41,054, Character said: Vision, why don't you see the doctor out?

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At 00:03:43,348, Character said: Good idea. Yes.

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At 00:03:44,975, Character said: Thank you so much
for dropping by, Dr. Nielson.

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At 00:03:49,605, Character said: Well, I'm just glad you caught me in time.

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At 00:03:52,065, Character said: I'm taking the wife
on vacation this afternoon.

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At 00:03:54,776, Character said: Oh! Have a nice holiday! Hey, Herb!

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At 00:03:56,778, Character said: Hey, buddy!

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At 00:03:58,238, Character said: Listen, you can keep
the news of Wanda's...

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At 00:04:00,616, Character said: You know, just between us because, uh,

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At 00:04:02,868, Character said: I don't know,
everything's happening so quickly.

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At 00:04:05,037, Character said: We'd like to keep the news
just in the family for right now.

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At 00:04:07,956, Character said: Of course. Mum's the word.

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At 00:04:11,335, Character said: I'm off. Bermuda, baby!

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At 00:04:13,504, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:04:19,718, Character said: Hey, Herb!

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At 00:04:21,178, Character said: Think you might've
taken the hedge-trimming

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At 00:04:23,096, Character said: a little too far there, old chum.

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At 00:04:25,140, Character said: So, I have.

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At 00:04:27,476, Character said: Thanks, buddy.

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At 00:04:30,896, Character said: Yeah. Don't mention it.

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At 00:04:36,818, Character said: Huh.

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At 00:04:38,529, Character said: Strangest thing
just happened outside with...

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At 00:04:41,365, Character said: Whoa, Nelly!
Have you gotten bigger?

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At 00:04:43,909, Character said: Have I? I can't tell from this angle.

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At 00:04:48,497, Character said: ...to be a proud papaya.

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At 00:05:05,347, Character said: "Nesting, the overwhelming
urge during pregnancy to clean,"

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At 00:05:09,017, Character said: "organize, and prepare
the home for the new baby."

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At 00:05:11,353, Character said: See? You're an expert already.
We've g***t nothing to worry about.

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At 00:05:14,273, Character said: Nothing to worry about
outside of morning sickness,

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At 00:05:16,567, Character said: mood swings, aching back and...

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At 00:05:18,277, Character said: Feet. Darling,
you should probably sit down.

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At 00:05:20,279, Character said: Don't be silly. All I feel is excitement,
happiness, and... Oh!

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At 00:05:24,408, Character said: Kicking? Already?

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At 00:05:26,952, Character said: - Wow!
- Oh, it's such a strange sensation.

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At 00:05:32,416, Character said: Oh, did I do that?
I didn't mean to.

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At 00:05:35,127, Character said: - Oh. Uh, darling.
- Oh.

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At 00:05:37,838, Character said: Hello, little fella.-

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At 00:05:41,425, Character said: Well, if that was the first kick,

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At 00:05:43,302, Character said: that puts you at about six months!

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At 00:05:47,139, Character said: Boy, oh, boy, I thought I had super speed.

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At 00:05:49,266, Character said: I can't keep up.
Please don't misinterpret.

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At 00:05:51,977, Character said: I can't wait to meet you, little Billy.

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At 00:05:55,105, Character said: - Billy?
- Yeah.

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At 00:05:56,231, Character said: Well, I was thinking Tommy.

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At 00:05:57,858, Character said: Just a nice, classic, all-American name.

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At 00:06:00,652, Character said: Hmm, Tommy. Hmm, yeah. Yeah.
Then there's Billy, isn't there?

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At 00:06:03,447, Character said: Named after William Shakespeare.

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At 00:06:04,948, Character said: "All the world's a stage.
All the men and women, merely players."

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At 00:06:07,951, Character said: Well, I guess there's only
one solution to this debate.

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At 00:06:11,163, Character said: Hope for a girl.

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At 00:06:17,544, Character said: Well, we ought to decide soon.

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At 00:06:19,546, Character said: I estimate the baby's due...

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At 00:06:21,089, Character said: It's not a constant progression,
assumingly logarithmic,

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At 00:06:24,134, Character said: but were I to graph
the fetal development thus far...

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At 00:06:27,513, Character said: He's gonna be here
before you figure it out.

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At 00:06:29,556, Character said: - Nearest I can conclude is that Billy...
- Tommy.

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At 00:06:31,683, Character said: Hmm.

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At 00:06:34,394, Character said: ...is due Friday afternoon.

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At 00:06:35,896, Character said: In three days?

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At 00:06:37,231, Character said: Maybe I should sit down.

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At 00:06:45,781, Character said: I think we have an understanding.

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At 00:06:48,659, Character said: Start the clock.

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At 00:06:51,620, Character said: Time.

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At 00:06:53,080, Character said: - Your personal best.
- Yes!

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At 00:06:55,290, Character said: We are nothing if not prepared.

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At 00:06:57,167, Character said: Oh!

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At 00:06:58,752, Character said: - Darling?
- Ooh!

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At 00:07:01,088, Character said: Do any of your books talk about this?

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At 00:07:03,048, Character said: It's not painful, but it's strange.

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At 00:07:06,802, Character said: - A tightening sensation?
- Yep, that's it.

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At 00:07:08,971, Character said: Yes. Where was it, where was it?

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At 00:07:11,682, Character said: "Braxton Hicks contractions,
also known as false labor,

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At 00:07:15,227, Character said: "usually starts in the third trimester."

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At 00:07:17,646, Character said: "Named after John Braxton Hicks in 1875."

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At 00:07:20,607, Character said: Honey.

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At 00:07:22,192, Character said: Sorry. Yes. Yes. Ooh! Excellent!

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At 00:07:26,113, Character said: Gives us a chance
to work on our breathing exercises.

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At 00:07:29,157, Character said: It should go like this.

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At 00:07:36,206, Character said: Yeah, it's not working.
I can still feel it.

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At 00:07:38,125, Character said: I'm sorry.

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At 00:07:42,504, Character said: - What the... What the Dickens?
- What's happening now?

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At 00:07:44,715, Character said: Let's abandon the kitchen.-

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At 00:07:55,601, Character said: It stopped....