My Life Is Murder Orenji-fqm English-www My-subs Com S01E02 Subtitles

At 00:00:00,000, Character said: WWW.MY-SUBS.COM

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At 00:00:19,226, Character said: I'll be out back.

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At 00:00:20,790, Character said: Bring us some champers.

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At 00:00:25,912, Character said: We're on.

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At 00:00:29,412, Character said: Money's on the bar.

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At 00:00:45,753, Character said: For you, madame.

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At 00:00:53,473, Character said: How's things?

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At 00:00:55,353, Character said: Bloody marvellous.

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At 00:00:57,033, Character said: You? Ah.

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At 00:01:00,053, Character said: Half say I've been a little bit off.

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At 00:01:03,393, Character said: The other half reckons
I've been working too hard.

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At 00:01:05,993, Character said: Well, that should help out.

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At 00:01:07,873, Character said: Maybe you should take a cruise.

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At 00:01:10,153, Character said: Disneyland.

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At 00:01:13,553, Character said: What you g***t for me?

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At 00:01:23,213, Character said: Come to mama.

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At 00:01:30,273, Character said: Police! Everybody, stay where...

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At 00:01:34,713, Character said: It's not me, man!

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At 00:01:43,833, Character said: Hey. That doesn't look good.

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At 00:01:46,753, Character said: God, it doesn't feel good either.

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At 00:01:48,353, Character said: - Let's have a look.
- No, don't touch it.

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At 00:01:50,273, Character said: Oh, what a trooper. Give me a look.

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At 00:01:52,833, Character said: Come on. Get your f***g hands off me.

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At 00:01:55,033, Character said: Just move. Don't touch me, you pig!

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At 00:01:58,793, Character said: Can you move your arm?

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At 00:02:02,933, Character said: It's best to attend it.

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At 00:02:07,473, Character said: What is this piece of metal
in your shoulder?

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At 00:02:12,933, Character said: Oh, it's my good luck charm.

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At 00:02:15,033, Character said: It reminds me that I'm lucky to be here.

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At 00:02:16,873, Character said: How long has it been in there?

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At 00:02:19,993, Character said: A few years.

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At 00:02:21,873, Character said: How's everything else?

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At 00:02:23,273, Character said: There is room for improvement.

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At 00:02:25,236, Character said: Are you exercising?

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At 00:02:26,713, Character said: I pound the hell out of bread dough
several times a week,

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At 00:02:29,553, Character said: does that count?

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At 00:02:30,793, Character said: And you're eating properly?

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At 00:02:32,553, Character said: Yep.

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At 00:02:33,554, Character said: Paleo caffeine diet.

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At 00:02:35,873, Character said: That's what the cavemen lived
on when they discovered coffee.

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At 00:02:40,293, Character said: Obviously.

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At 00:02:41,873, Character said: You're in good condition, considering.

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At 00:02:44,833, Character said: Considering what?

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At 00:02:47,953, Character said: Oh, yes.

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At 00:02:49,713, Character said: Does it hurt?

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At 00:02:50,753, Character said: Only when it rains, for some reason.

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At 00:02:52,835, Character said: _

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At 00:02:54,073, Character said: You really need to get it removed.

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At 00:02:56,128, Character said: _

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At 00:02:59,284, Character said: I have three unsolved murders
to tickle your fancy.

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At 00:03:02,233, Character said: Oh, multiple-choice. Goody.

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At 00:03:05,273, Character said: Number one, outlaw biker.

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At 00:03:08,433, Character said: At some point in the last 12 months,
he was chopped up in little bits,

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At 00:03:11,873, Character said: put in Ziploc bags and stashed
in a dog meat freezer.

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At 00:03:14,313, Character said: Aww, a dog lover.

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At 00:03:17,480, Character said: Yeah, no bikies.

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At 00:03:18,993, Character said: What else have you g***t?

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At 00:03:20,193, Character said: Three weeks ago, the remains
of an unidentified woman

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At 00:03:22,793, Character said: were found in bushland.

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At 00:03:24,233, Character said: Shotgun blast to the head,
execution style.

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At 00:03:27,073, Character said: How long has she been there?

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At 00:03:28,273, Character said: A few months, we think.

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At 00:03:30,713, Character said: Unidentified, hate that.

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At 00:03:32,593, Character said: What else?

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At 00:03:34,313, Character said: Last June, a man was shot
dead in a motel room,

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At 00:03:37,913, Character said: found by the manager.

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At 00:03:40,233, Character said: The door was locked from the inside,
security chain in place.

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At 00:03:44,153, Character said: How did the manager get in?

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At 00:03:45,313, Character said: Cut the chain.

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At 00:03:46,753, Character said: - Windows?
- Locked, also from the inside.

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At 00:03:50,233, Character said: - I see what you're doing here.
- What ** I doing?

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At 00:03:53,193, Character said: You gave me these two to make up
numbers to make this one

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At 00:03:55,593, Character said: seem more appealing.

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At 00:03:57,598, Character said: Are you calling me manipulative?

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At 00:03:58,953, Character said: Why, yes, I **.

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At 00:04:01,433, Character said: How can you say no to
a locked room mystery?

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At 00:04:03,913, Character said: I don't know, it's kind
of a magician's trick.

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At 00:04:06,713, Character said: Get a magician to solve it.

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At 00:04:08,113, Character said: I **.

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At 00:04:10,273, Character said: Now, the guy had a wife and son.

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At 00:04:12,593, Character said: It'd be good to get them some answers.

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At 00:04:15,673, Character said: - You want to see a sample clue?
- Yeah.

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At 00:04:19,113, Character said: The lipstick smear on the wineglass.

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At 00:04:22,073, Character said: And? What do the labs say?

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At 00:04:24,033, Character said: No prints match, but the DNA profile
says female, red hair.

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At 00:04:28,913, Character said: So, mysterious redheaded
woman kills this bloke,

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At 00:04:32,713, Character said: locked the door from the inside
and then disappears into thin air.

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At 00:04:35,873, Character said: Abracadabra.

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At 00:04:37,993, Character said: You can hang onto those.
Let me know how you get on.

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At 00:04:44,653, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:04:46,233, Character said: Does your doctor ever tell
you to do more exercise?

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At 00:04:52,553, Character said: An actual key, how 20th-century.

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At 00:04:55,893, Character said: And the manager doesn't
want us to leave a mess.

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At 00:04:58,233, Character said: The nerve! You mean the guy with the
tomato soup all over his tie?

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At 00:05:01,153, Character said: How did you know it was tomato?

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At 00:05:02,833, Character said: It was brown and crusty.
Been there long enough to oxidise.

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At 00:05:05,993, Character said: Eww.

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At 00:05:11,493, Character said: Oh, my gosh!

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At 00:05:14,033, Character said: Are you allergic to this wallpaper?
Because I love it.

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At 00:05:18,653, Character said: Alright, so.

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At 00:05:21,473, Character said: So the body was lying here.

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At 00:05:23,273, Character said: The body has a name.

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At 00:05:24,753, Character said: - Alan.
- Alan Patrick Gillespie.

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At 00:05:26,673, Character said: - Can you...?
- What?

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At 00:05:28,940, Character said: Laying down on the floor?

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At 00:05:30,393, Character said: I just g***t this jacket dry-cleaned.

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At 00:05:32,033, Character said: That's alright, I'll hold it for you.

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At 00:05:38,033, Character said: Left arm out, right arm
tucked in, out more.

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At 00:05:41,473, Character said: Bend this leg. Head to the left.

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At 00:05:44,553, Character said: No, your other left.

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At 00:05:46,033, Character said: It's like playing twister

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At 00:05:47,553, Character said: after you've had a few too many wines.

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At 00:05:49,353, Character said: So, Alan Patrick Gillespie
comes out of the shower,

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At 00:05:52,433, Character said: and he's brushing his teeth,
and he stands looking at himself

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At 00:05:55,433, Character said: in the mirror when he is shot
from behind,

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At 00:05:57,633, Character said: probably by a redheaded woman,

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At 00:06:00,753, Character said: but it's a low calibre bullet,
so he didn't fall forward,

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At 00:06:04,033, Character said: he stumbles back and falls there.

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At 00:06:09,253, Character said: And you're trying to work out some
clue about the position of the body?

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At 00:06:12,593, Character said: No, I just want you out
of the way while I think.

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At 00:06:14,993, Character said: So, he's n***d except for a towel
and he's brushing his teeth.

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At 00:06:17,553, Character said: Do you do that with anybody
who you don't know well

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At 00:06:19,513, Character said: or aren't really comfortable with?

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At 00:06:20,993, Character said: Longstanding affair.

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At 00:06:22,713, Character said: Yeah, maybe. Or a jealous wife.

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At 00:06:25,853, Character said: Except the bed is made.

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At 00:06:27,913, Character said: 58% of domestic homicides happen
because of sexual jealousy.

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At 00:06:30,873, Character said: Is that true? More than half?

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At 00:06:32,713, Character said: Actually 58.7%.

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At 00:06:35,553, Character said: Forget the stats,
what does your gut tell you?

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At 00:06:37,473, Character said: It wants lunch, I'm thinking
about tomato soup.

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At 00:06:40,113, Character said: Get me chapter and verse
on Alan Patrick Gillespie.

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At 00:06:42,993, Character said: Homicide's already been there.

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At 00:06:44,793, Character said: Get me something they haven't.

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At 00:06:46,273, Character said: I'm orienteering this weekend.

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At 00:06:48,833, Character said: Oh, God, do people still do that?

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At 00:06:51,673, Character said: Well, start tonight.

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At 00:06:53,313, Character said: I'm going to Ed Sheeran.

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At 00:06:55,273, Character said: He looks like somebody's grandfather.

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At 00:06:57,433, Character said: Well, I don't want to waste the ticket.

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