April Fools Day -dleng (1986) Subtitles

At 00:00:21,220, Character said: - Go! Go!
- Oh, um...

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At 00:00:25,391, Character said: Hi... My name is
Mary O'Reilly O'Toole O'Shea and...

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At 00:00:31,397, Character said: Don't be nervous.

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At 00:00:34,317, Character said: Somewhere out there
is the island my friend Muffy owns.

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At 00:00:39,239, Character said: It's spring break and she's invited us
over there for the weekend.

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At 00:00:45,037, Character said: We're waiting for the ferry
to take us there.

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At 00:00:48,749, Character said: - Yes?
- I don't know what else to say.

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At 00:00:54,338, Character said: Why don't you tell us
something about yourself?

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At 00:00:59,093, Character said: - All right. Something about myself.
- Yeah.

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At 00:01:04,641, Character said: I want to work
with handicapped children.

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At 00:01:08,270, Character said: My parents are my best friends.

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At 00:01:11,398, Character said: And I start convent school
next semester.

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At 00:01:17,112, Character said: And I f***k on the first date.

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At 00:01:21,367, Character said: April Fool!

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At 00:01:23,578, Character said: Nikki, baby, you're outrageous!
Now get out of here, knucklehead.

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At 00:01:28,500, Character said: All right, try Kit.

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At 00:01:31,127, Character said: - How about you?
- I pass.

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At 00:01:34,047, Character said: - Arch?
- Skip.

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At 00:01:35,590, Character said: Where are you?

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At 00:01:37,175, Character said: - Come on, help me out.
- Yeah...

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At 00:01:41,346, Character said: Yeah, sure.

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At 00:01:43,599, Character said: I f***k on the first date.

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At 00:01:46,393, Character said: We did on the first date.
Didn't we, honey? He's an animal.

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At 00:01:58,573, Character said: - Need any help down there?
- No, Clara, thanks.

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At 00:02:02,285, Character said: I'm just straightening up. I don't
think I've worked so hard in my life!

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At 00:02:08,792, Character said: Sure you don't want me to stay?

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At 00:02:11,295, Character said: There'll be nobody to help
till the ferry on Monday.

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At 00:02:15,508, Character said: No. Clara, you're a peach.
This one's mine.

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At 00:02:19,095, Character said: I told my father I'd do it
and I will, my way.

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At 00:02:22,557, Character said: We don't want him to have any excuses.

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At 00:02:25,768, Character said: All right, then. Have a nice party.

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At 00:02:29,981, Character said: Nice? It's going to be better than nice.

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At 00:02:34,986, Character said: It's going to be bloody unforgettable!

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At 00:02:37,948, Character said: Good luck!

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At 00:05:29,588, Character said: Here comes the ferry.

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At 00:05:45,688, Character said: - Is this the ferry to the St John house?
- Yeah, any second now.

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At 00:05:50,193, Character said: Good! I didn't know if this was right.

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At 00:05:53,029, Character said: - Let me help you. Kit Graham.
- Nan Youngblood.

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At 00:05:56,992, Character said: That's Nikki Brashears.

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At 00:05:58,994, Character said: Are you planning on staying a while?

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At 00:06:03,082, Character said: No, it's just some work for finals
when we get back.

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At 00:06:07,920, Character said: - You don't know how far behind I **.
- Hi! I g***t it.

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At 00:06:11,465, Character said: Hi. Arch Cummings. I've seen you.
Jewett Hall, right?

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At 00:06:15,637, Character said: Chaz Vyshinsky.
You've g***t great legs.

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At 00:06:18,807, Character said: Chaz, Arch already has her bags.

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At 00:06:24,604, Character said: I only met Muffy this term.
In Drama Society.

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At 00:06:28,317, Character said: I volunteered to do their costumes.
I like to sew.

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At 00:06:32,988, Character said: - Did you see her in "Ghosts"?
- No.

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At 00:06:35,282, Character said: She was wonderful.
She's so talented.

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At 00:06:39,495, Character said: Yeah, she is.

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At 00:07:02,603, Character said: Guy, your fly is open and your
Hostess Twinkie is hanging out.

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At 00:07:12,030, Character said: - Come on if you're coming!
- We're still waiting for someone.

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At 00:07:16,951, Character said: This is my last run of the week.
I don't get paid overtime.

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At 00:07:20,789, Character said: But this is the only way over.
If he misses this one, how is he...

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At 00:07:40,268, Character said: Wait up!

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At 00:07:42,437, Character said: Go! Go! Go!

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At 00:07:44,981, Character said: Sorry, guys. Nik, Chaz, hi.
Rob Ferris.

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At 00:07:48,360, Character said: - Hi.
- Hi.

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At 00:07:50,904, Character said: Hi. Harvey "Hal" Edison Jr.
Call me Hal.

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At 00:07:54,199, Character said: Only my folks call me Harve
and I can't stand it.

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At 00:07:57,870, Character said: - Sure is pretty here, isn't it?
- You're friends with Muffy St John?

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At 00:08:03,793, Character said: Sure **.
We sit together in Econ 3.45.

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At 00:08:06,629, Character said: I let her copy
my marginal utility curves.

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At 00:08:09,590, Character said: - Oh, I get it. That's a joke.
- Harve.

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At 00:08:12,552, Character said: Hal... Springsteen! Still the boss!

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At 00:08:18,767, Character said: Let's go. We don't have all day.

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At 00:08:21,561, Character said: - You all buddies?
- Except for Skip and Nan.

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At 00:08:24,898, Character said: - Them we just met.
- But we will be.

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At 00:08:28,193, Character said: Careful, though. Skip is Muffy's cousin.

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At 00:08:30,821, Character said: - No kidding!
- Distant. Over the horizon.

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At 00:08:34,951, Character said: Otherwise
I wouldn't have been invited.

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At 00:08:38,871, Character said: - She doesn't mix family with friends.
- True, as long as I've known her.

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At 00:08:44,085, Character said: To protect her family, I guess.

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At 00:08:46,588, Character said: No, to keep her friends.

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At 00:08:49,633, Character said: - Choose your weapons, big guy.
- What's this?

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At 00:08:52,803, Character said: - You up for a game of Stretch?
- OK.

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At 00:08:55,514, Character said: - Skip, your fly's open.
- Eat it!

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At 00:09:00,853, Character said: Ah, Rob!
Your fly is open.

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At 00:09:06,901, Character said: OK, don't believe me.

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At 00:09:10,488, Character said: Oh, nice.

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At 00:09:14,993, Character said: We're off.

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At 00:09:21,792, Character said: Bye.

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At 00:09:29,467, Character said: First round, the Champ!

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At 00:10:03,711, Character said: You know what I find amazing?
Muffy's her real name.

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At 00:10:07,423, Character said: I'm Harvey, but they call me Hal.
Muffy must stand for something. Muffin?

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At 00:10:12,888, Character said: Muff-child, Moffo the Muffster,
Muffin' Stuff...

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At 00:10:17,351, Character said: Muff dive.

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At 00:10:28,529, Character said: - Hi, what are you reading?
- Milton's "Paradise Lost".

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At 00:10:32,617, Character said: For Professor Russo's course
on English Epic.

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At 00:10:36,496, Character said: - It's a shame. It's a dying form.
- Dying.

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At 00:10:41,209, Character said: Not many people read it nowadays,
even in college.

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At 00:10:45,756, Character said: Really?

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At 00:10:49,384, Character said: - What about you?
- Oh, er...

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At 00:10:51,720, Character said: "Treasure Island: The History
of Pornography in America".

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At 00:10:56,475, Character said: I don't have the perks
of you private college kids.

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At 00:11:01,355, Character said: Don't give me that.

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At 00:11:02,899, Character said: I'm hoping to interview with her
daddy's company before graduation.

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At 00:11:08,154, Character said: He's worth more than 50 million
over the counter.

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At 00:11:11,825, Character said: But I don't think
that's why she invited me, do you?

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At 00:11:17,122, Character said: We're not going to be sheltered
college kids our whole life.

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At 00:11:21,710, Character said: Wake up!
Smell the bacon, Nan!

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At 00:11:30,303, Character said: It's research I can do all on my own.

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At 00:11:33,389, Character said: And this is the best part:
I never get tired of it.

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At 00:11:39,521, Character said: You want to take a look?

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At 00:11:54,036, Character said: - Bruce's car was in the shop.
- That's not my point.

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At 00:12:01,461, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:12:09,970, Character said: We're going to spend a weekend there?

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At 00:12:18,604, Character said: - Are you a wimp?
- I'm not interested any more.

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At 00:12:22,441, Character said: Come on! One more.
Double or nothing.

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At 00:12:25,361, Character said: Enough's enough.

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At 00:12:27,572, Character said: - What? Are you scared?
- Hey, I said give it a rest.

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At 00:12:31,784, Character said: Oh, f***k!

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At 00:12:37,958, Character said: I'll get him! I'll get him!

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At 00:12:46,342, Character said: Where is he?

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At 00:12:51,555, Character said: All right! What you're looking for?

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At 00:12:56,936, Character said: We g***t them! We g***t them!
Did we nail them?

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At 00:13:00,982, Character said: Ha ha ha. April Fool's. Very funny.

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At 00:13:03,735, Character said: What's wrong with you?
Somebody could have g***t hurt.

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At 00:13:07,322, Character said: At least we don't go in
for this shoe-lace-is-untied crap.

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At 00:13:11,618, Character said: You know that.

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At 00:13:15,289, Character said: That was great! S***t!

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At 00:13:19,710, Character said: OK, Buck, come on out.
I'm going to need some help.

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At 00:13:23,631, Character said: I'll just do it from here.
Throw me a line.

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At 00:13:27,302, Character said: - This one?
- That's the one. That'll work.

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At 00:13:30,638, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:13:33,308, Character said: - Some hero you were.
- I took off my jacket and shoes.

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At 00:13:37,270, Character said: - There were three guys in the water.
- Chaz, I'm only kidding.

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At 00:13:41,942, Character said: - Nikki, can we borrow your towel?
- Yeah.

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