April.Fools.Day.1986.WEB-DLeng Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:21,220 --> 00:00:24,576 - Go! Go! - Oh, um... 2 00:00:25,391 --> 00:00:30,988 Hi... My name is Mary O'Reilly O'Toole O'Shea and... 3 00:00:31,397 --> 00:00:33,672 Don't be nervous. 4 00:00:34,317 --> 00:00:38,833 Somewhere out there is the island my friend Muffy owns. 5 00:00:39,239 --> 00:00:44,632 It's spring break and she's invited us over there for the weekend. 6 00:00:45,037 --> 00:00:48,427 We're waiting for the ferry to take us there. 7 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:53,061 - Yes? - I don't know what else to say. 8 00:00:54,338 --> 00:00:58,172 Why don't you tell us something about yourself? 9 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:02,642 - All right. Something about myself. - Yeah. 10 00:01:04,641 --> 00:01:07,951 I want to work with handicapped children. 11 00:01:08,270 --> 00:01:11,103 My parents are my best friends. 12 00:01:11,398 --> 00:01:14,993 And I start convent school next semester. 13 00:01:17,112 --> 00:01:19,626 And I f***k on the first date. 14 00:01:21,367 --> 00:01:23,323 April Fool! 15 00:01:23,578 --> 00:01:28,129 Nikki, baby, you're outrageous! Now get out of here, knucklehead. 16 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:30,695 All right, try Kit. 17 00:01:31,127 --> 00:01:33,641 - How about you? - I pass. 18 00:01:34,047 --> 00:01:35,366 - Arch? - Skip. 19 00:01:35,590 --> 00:01:36,943 Where are you? 20 00:01:37,175 --> 00:01:40,087 - Come on, help me out. - Yeah... 21 00:01:41,346 --> 00:01:43,337 Yeah, sure. 22 00:01:43,599 --> 00:01:45,715 I f***k on the first date. 23 00:01:46,393 --> 00:01:51,069 We did on the first date. Didn't we, honey? He's an animal. 24 00:01:58,573 --> 00:02:01,963 - Need any help down there? - No, Clara, thanks. 25 00:02:02,285 --> 00:02:07,075 I'm just straightening up. I don't think I've worked so hard in my life! 26 00:02:08,792 --> 00:02:11,022 Sure you don't want me to stay? 27 00:02:11,295 --> 00:02:15,174 There'll be nobody to help till the ferry on Monday. 28 00:02:15,508 --> 00:02:18,784 No. Clara, you're a peach. This one's mine. 29 00:02:19,095 --> 00:02:22,246 I told my father I'd do it and I will, my way. 30 00:02:22,557 --> 00:02:25,469 We don't want him to have any excuses. 31 00:02:25,768 --> 00:02:28,646 All right, then. Have a nice party. 32 00:02:29,981 --> 00:02:33,940 Nice? It's going to be better than nice. 33 00:02:34,986 --> 00:02:37,659 It's going to be bloody unforgettable! 34 00:02:37,948 --> 00:02:39,939 Good luck! 35 00:05:29,588 --> 00:05:32,102 Here comes the ferry. 36 00:05:45,688 --> 00:05:49,840 - Is this the ferry to the St John house? - Yeah, any second now. 37 00:05:50,193 --> 00:05:52,753 Good! I didn't know if this was right. 38 00:05:53,029 --> 00:05:56,658 - Let me help you. Kit Graham. - Nan Youngblood. 39 00:05:56,992 --> 00:05:58,744 That's Nikki Brashears. 40 00:05:58,994 --> 00:06:01,986 Are you planning on staying a while? 41 00:06:03,082 --> 00:06:07,075 No, it's just some work for finals when we get back. 42 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:11,151 - You don't know how far behind I **. - Hi! I g***t it. 43 00:06:11,465 --> 00:06:15,299 Hi. Arch Cummings. I've seen you. Jewett Hall, right? 44 00:06:15,637 --> 00:06:18,515 Chaz Vyshinsky. You've g***t great legs. 45 00:06:18,807 --> 00:06:21,924 Chaz, Arch already has her bags. 46 00:06:24,604 --> 00:06:27,994 I only met Muffy this term. In Drama Society. 47 00:06:28,317 --> 00:06:32,230 I volunteered to do their costumes. I like to sew. 48 00:06:32,988 --> 00:06:35,024 - Did you see her in "Ghosts"? - No. 49 00:06:35,282 --> 00:06:39,161 She was wonderful. She's so talented. 50 00:06:39,495 --> 00:06:41,486 Yeah, she is. 51 00:07:02,603 --> 00:07:07,597 Guy, your fly is open and your Hostess Twinkie is hanging out. 52 00:07:12,030 --> 00:07:16,581 - Come on if you're coming! - We're still waiting for someone. 53 00:07:16,951 --> 00:07:20,466 This is my last run of the week. I don't get paid overtime. 54 00:07:20,789 --> 00:07:25,704 But this is the only way over. If he misses this one, how is he... 55 00:07:40,268 --> 00:07:42,179 Wait up! 56 00:07:42,437 --> 00:07:44,428 Go! Go! Go! 57 00:07:44,981 --> 00:07:48,053 Sorry, guys. Nik, Chaz, hi. Rob Ferris. 58 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,157 - Hi. - Hi. 59 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:53,896 Hi. Harvey "Hal" Edison Jr. Call me Hal. 60 00:07:54,199 --> 00:07:57,555 Only my folks call me Harve and I can't stand it. 61 00:07:57,870 --> 00:08:03,069 - Sure is pretty here, isn't it? - You're friends with Muffy St John? 62 00:08:03,793 --> 00:08:06,353 Sure **. We sit together in Econ 3.45. 63 00:08:06,629 --> 00:08:09,302 I let her copy my marginal utility curves. 64 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:12,263 - Oh, I get it. That's a joke. - Harve. 65 00:08:12,552 --> 00:08:15,749 Hal... Springsteen! Still the boss! 66 00:08:18,767 --> 00:08:21,281 Let's go. We don't have all day. 67 00:08:21,561 --> 00:08:24,598 - You all buddies? - Except for Skip and Nan. 68 00:08:24,898 --> 00:08:27,890 - Them we just met. - But we will be. 69 00:08:28,193 --> 00:08:30,548 Careful, though. Skip is Muffy's cousin. 70 00:08:30,821 --> 00:08:34,609 - No kidding! - Distant. Over the horizon. 71 00:08:34,951 --> 00:08:38,023 Otherwise I wouldn't have been invited. 72 00:08:38,871 --> 00:08:43,706 - She doesn't mix family with friends. - True, as long as I've known her. 73 00:08:44,085 --> 00:08:46,315 To protect her family, I guess. 74 00:08:46,588 --> 00:08:48,863 No, to keep her friends. 75 00:08:49,633 --> 00:08:52,511 - Choose your weapons, big guy. - What's this? 76 00:08:52,803 --> 00:08:55,237 - You up for a game of Stretch? - OK. 77 00:08:55,514 --> 00:08:58,187 - Skip, your fly's open. - Eat it! 78 00:09:00,853 --> 00:09:05,051 Ah, Rob! Your fly is open. 79 00:09:06,901 --> 00:09:09,131 OK, don't believe me. 80 00:09:10,488 --> 00:09:12,604 Oh, nice. 81 00:09:14,993 --> 00:09:16,984 We're off. 82 00:09:21,792 --> 00:09:23,430 Bye. 83 00:09:29,467 --> 00:09:32,425 First round, the Champ! 84 00:10:03,711 --> 00:10:07,101 You know what I find amazing? Muffy's her real name. 85 00:10:07,423 --> 00:10:12,099 I'm Harvey, but they call me Hal. Muffy must stand for something. Muffin? 86 00:10:12,888 --> 00:10:16,358 Muff-child, Moffo the Muffster, Muffin' Stuff... 87 00:10:17,351 --> 00:10:19,785 Muff dive. 88 00:10:28,529 --> 00:10:32,283 - Hi, what are you reading? - Milton's "Paradise Lost". 89 00:10:32,617 --> 00:10:36,166 For Professor Russo's course on English Epic. 90 00:10:36,496 --> 00:10:40,853 - It's a shame. It's a dying form. - Dying. 91 00:10:41,209 --> 00:10:45,407 Not many people read it nowadays, even in college. 92 00:10:45,756 --> 00:10:47,747 Really? 93 00:10:49,384 --> 00:10:51,454 - What about you? - Oh, er... 94 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:56,111 "Treasure Island: The History of Pornography in America". 95 00:10:56,475 --> 00:11:00,991 I don't have the perks of you private college kids. 96 00:11:01,355 --> 00:11:02,674 Don't give me that. 97 00:11:02,899 --> 00:11:07,768 I'm hoping to interview with her daddy's company before graduation. 98 00:11:08,154 --> 00:11:11,510 He's worth more than 50 million over the counter. 99 00:11:11,825 --> 00:11:15,613 But I don't think that's why she invited me, do you? 100 00:11:17,122 --> 00:11:21,354 We're not going to be sheltered college kids our whole life. 101 00:11:21,710 --> 00:11:23,701 Wake up! Smell the bacon, Nan! 102 00:11:30,303 --> 00:11:33,101 It's research I can do all on my own. 103 00:11:33,389 --> 00:11:37,462 And this is the best part: I never get tired of it. 104 00:11:39,521 --> 00:11:41,512 You want to take a look? 105 00:11:54,036 --> 00:11:57,745 - Bruce's car was in the shop. - That's not my point. 106 00:12:01,461 --> 00:12:03,372 Oh, my God. 107 00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:13,087 We're going to spend a weekend there? 108 00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:22,119 - Are you a wimp? - I'm not interested any more. 109 00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:25,080 Come on! One more. Double or nothing. 110 00:12:25,361 --> 00:12:27,317 Enough's enough. 111 00:12:27,572 --> 00:12:31,451 - What? Are you scared? - Hey, I said give it a rest. 112 00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:33,854 Oh, f***k! 113 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:40,233 I'll get him! I'll get him! 114 00:12:46,342 --> 00:12:48,333 Where is he? 115 00:12:51,555 --> 00:12:55,025 All right! What you're looking for? 116 00:12:56,936 --> 00:13:00,451 We g***t them! We g***t them! Did we nail them? 117 00:13:00,982 --> 00:13:03,450 Ha ha ha. April Fool's. Very funny. 118 00:13:03,735 --> 00:13:07,011 What's wrong with you? Somebody could have g***t hurt. 119 00:13:07,322 --> 00:13:11,281 At least we don't go in for this shoe-lace-is-untied crap. 120 00:13:11,618 --> 00:13:13,813 You know that. 121 00:13:15,289 --> 00:13:17,280 That was great! S***t! 122 00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:23,305 OK, Buck, come on out. I'm going to need some help. 123 00:13:23,631 --> 00:13:26,862 I'll just do it from here. Throw me a line. 124 00:13:27,302 --> 00:13:30,339 - This one? - That's the one. That'll work. 125 00:13:30,638 --> 00:13:33,027 Thank you. 126 00:13:33,308 --> 00:13:36,937 - Some hero you were. - I took off my jacket and shoes. 127 00:13:37,270 --> 00:13:41,582 - There were three guys in the water. - Chaz, I'm only kidding. 128 00:13:41,942 --> 00:13:45,332 - Nikki, can we borrow your towel? - Yeah. 129...