Schizopolis (eng) Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:00,952 --> 00:00:02,861 And action. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:06,074 www.pnop.com top movie recommendations 3 00:00:13,719 --> 00:00:16,567 Ladies and gentlemen, young and old... 4 00:00:16,632 --> 00:00:18,966 this may seem an unusual procedure... 5 00:00:19,031 --> 00:00:21,333 speaking to you before the picture begins... 6 00:00:21,399 --> 00:00:23,254 but we have an unusual subject. 7 00:00:23,319 --> 00:00:25,294 Turn. 8 00:00:28,055 --> 00:00:32,627 When I say that this is the most important motion picture you will ever attend... 9 00:00:32,696 --> 00:00:35,795 my motivation is not financial gain... 10 00:00:35,864 --> 00:00:40,817 but a firm belief that the delicate fabric that holds all of us together... 11 00:00:40,887 --> 00:00:45,622 will be ripped apart unless every man, woman and child in this country... 12 00:00:45,687 --> 00:00:48,370 sees this film and pays full ticket price... 13 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:50,709 not some bargain matinee, cut-rate deal. 14 00:00:51,736 --> 00:00:53,645 Turn. 15 00:00:57,271 --> 00:01:01,908 In the event that you find certain sequences or ideas confusing... 16 00:01:01,975 --> 00:01:05,587 please bear in mind that this is your fault, not ours. 17 00:01:05,655 --> 00:01:10,162 You will need to see the picture again and again until you understand everything. 18 00:01:10,232 --> 00:01:12,141 Turn. 19 00:01:15,415 --> 00:01:17,750 In closing, I want to assure you... 20 00:01:17,816 --> 00:01:21,198 that no expense was incurred... 21 00:01:21,271 --> 00:01:23,792 bringing this motion picture to your theater. 22 00:01:23,864 --> 00:01:27,279 And now, filmed in its entirety... 23 00:01:27,352 --> 00:01:30,286 and proven to heal minor cuts and abrasions... 24 00:01:30,359 --> 00:01:32,628 we proudly present Schizopolis.! 25 00:01:48,792 --> 00:01:51,061 His best-seller, Here I ** Now... 26 00:01:51,127 --> 00:01:52,982 helped you find yourself. 27 00:01:53,047 --> 00:01:56,757 His groundbreaking sequel, How To Control Your Own Mind... 28 00:01:56,824 --> 00:01:58,679 taught you how to think. 29 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:03,413 Now T.Azimuth Schwitters, author of the earth-shattering manifesto Eventualism... 30 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:05,552 and the world's most influential thinker... 31 00:02:05,623 --> 00:02:07,827 is appearing in person February 11... 32 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:11,026 at the Civic Sports Memorial Performing Arts Theatre Dome. 33 00:02:12,759 --> 00:02:14,963 Tickets on sale wherever tickets are sold. 34 00:03:06,488 --> 00:03:09,521 All my anxieties subsided. 35 00:03:09,591 --> 00:03:12,886 My life before was full of rituals and habits. 36 00:03:12,951 --> 00:03:16,115 There was a time when, for instance, I was brushing my teeth... 37 00:03:16,183 --> 00:03:18,355 every 15 minutes because I couldn't remember... 38 00:03:18,424 --> 00:03:20,758 - Really? - if I had just brushed them. 39 00:03:20,823 --> 00:03:23,027 And, in fact, I almost lost all my teeth. 40 00:03:23,095 --> 00:03:27,023 - But you don't do that now? - No, no. Not anymore. 41 00:03:27,095 --> 00:03:30,511 I see. Um, that's great. 42 00:03:30,583 --> 00:03:34,064 - So, you felt relief? Uh, you feel free? - Yes,yes. 43 00:03:34,136 --> 00:03:36,307 Any other words you'd use to describe how you feel now? 44 00:03:36,375 --> 00:03:38,230 Uh, I feel in control. 45 00:03:38,295 --> 00:03:41,492 I feel... much happier than I've ever been. 46 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:43,414 There's just one more thing I need to ask you... 47 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:46,163 - and then I'll, uh, be out of your hair. - Sure. 48 00:03:46,231 --> 00:03:49,843 Uh, are you currently taking any sort of medication? 49 00:03:49,911 --> 00:03:51,634 Oh, no. No. 50 00:03:51,703 --> 00:03:54,802 - No? Really? Okay. - No. Really. 51 00:04:10,039 --> 00:04:11,894 - Yeah? - Your brother on two. 52 00:04:11,959 --> 00:04:13,869 Oh, f***k! Okay. 53 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,557 - Stop it. - Have you thought about it? 54 00:04:17,623 --> 00:04:19,533 I don't have to think about it. 55 00:04:19,608 --> 00:04:22,455 How long before they figure out you don't have a brother? 56 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:31,950 First, I ** born. Then the trouble begins. 57 00:04:32,023 --> 00:04:35,285 At age five, I fantasize that I'm an orphan... 58 00:04:35,351 --> 00:04:39,148 by trying to lose my parents at a Fourth ofJuly celebration. 59 00:04:39,223 --> 00:04:41,427 They find me. 60 00:04:41,495 --> 00:04:43,983 At age nine, I have an out-of-body experience... 61 00:04:44,055 --> 00:04:45,943 while playing right field. 62 00:04:46,007 --> 00:04:48,178 Three runs score. 63 00:04:48,247 --> 00:04:50,320 At age 15, I'm seized by an acute sensation... 64 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:52,725 that something terrible will happen to me. 65 00:05:02,391 --> 00:05:05,839 #Inside out in his ear # 66 00:05:05,911 --> 00:05:09,555 # Upside down in his ear # 67 00:05:09,623 --> 00:05:13,268 # Over and over your head # 68 00:05:13,335 --> 00:05:17,077 # Over and over your head # 69 00:05:17,143 --> 00:05:20,721 # Open your mind to it Close your behind to it # 70 00:05:20,791 --> 00:05:22,646 # Changing your mind to it # 71 00:05:22,711 --> 00:05:24,566 #Kiss it # 72 00:05:24,631 --> 00:05:28,276 #Are you gonna get with it # 73 00:05:28,343 --> 00:05:31,987 #Are you gonna get with it # 74 00:05:32,055 --> 00:05:35,351 - #Are you gon--## - I don't usually do these sorts of things-- 75 00:05:35,415 --> 00:05:37,968 - um, interviews. - All right. 76 00:05:38,039 --> 00:05:40,428 - Is this being filmed or taped? - It's filmed. 77 00:06:05,464 --> 00:06:08,595 Sir? Sir, are you okay? 78 00:06:08,663 --> 00:06:10,518 Well, we have a myocardial infarction... 79 00:06:10,583 --> 00:06:12,405 of the interior wall of the left ventricle... 80 00:06:12,471 --> 00:06:14,610 Sir? Sir? Can you hear me? 81 00:06:14,679 --> 00:06:16,534 secondary to a thrombosis occlusion... 82 00:06:16,599 --> 00:06:19,501 of the interior descending branch of the left coronary artery. 83 00:06:19,575 --> 00:06:21,484 Um, we should press on his chest. 84 00:06:21,559 --> 00:06:25,683 Probably both were caused by a fat-laden diet and sedentary lifestyle... 85 00:06:25,751 --> 00:06:27,988 - Maybe you should just go call an ambulance. - Yeah, okay. 86 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:30,772 which, when combined with a stressful work environment... 87 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:33,228 leads to a myocardial infarction... 88 00:06:33,304 --> 00:06:35,475 of the interior wall of the left ventricle. 89 00:06:35,543 --> 00:06:37,452 - Right, right. - Yeah. 90 00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:40,048 And I'm feeling really awful to begin with... 91 00:06:40,119 --> 00:06:42,029 even before that horrible thing happened. 92 00:06:42,103 --> 00:06:45,419 And so when things g***t really terrible, l-- 93 00:06:46,679 --> 00:06:49,745 wondering how much more depressing this can be... 94 00:06:49,815 --> 00:06:53,972 and I saw this sad show about an unhappy couple. 95 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:56,854 Look, uh-- I'm sorry. 96 00:06:57,879 --> 00:07:00,181 I'm right-- I've g***t to do this thing. 97 00:07:00,247 --> 00:07:02,156 - Oh, I'm sorry. - No, no, it's just-- 98 00:07:02,231 --> 00:07:06,606 No, I know I'm just this sad, gloomy... 99 00:07:06,679 --> 00:07:08,916 - wretched depressed guy. - No. 100 00:07:08,983 --> 00:07:10,892 - And it's-- No, I know. - No, it's-- 101 00:07:10,967 --> 00:07:13,836 No, if we can just do this another time. 102 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:16,693 - Okay. My stomach's kind of hurting me anyway. - Okay. 103 00:07:21,912 --> 00:07:25,173 Dark circles under the eyes. Ambulatory discontent. 104 00:07:26,935 --> 00:07:28,877 Tendency to watch the Spice Channel. 105 00:07:30,615 --> 00:07:33,200 Combined with a fat-laden diet and sedentary lifestyle... 106 00:07:33,271 --> 00:07:38,389 could result in fatigue, psychoneurotic disorder... 107 00:07:40,119 --> 00:07:44,309 hyperparasympathetic echo effect, dark circles under the eyes. 108 00:08:35,639 --> 00:08:38,192 - Oh, hey. How's it goin'? 109 00:08:38,263 --> 00:08:40,652 - Oh, not good. - Okay. I'll see ya. 110 00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:09,870 Fletch. 111 00:09:09,943 --> 00:09:12,790 - Hey. - Did you hear about Lester? 112 00:09:12,855 --> 00:09:16,172 - Wh-What? - Heart attack. This morning. 113 00:09:16,247 --> 00:09:18,964 - You're kidding. - Yeah, just dropped dead. 114 00:09:20,183 --> 00:09:23,566 - My God. Well, did somebody call Shelly? - Yeah. 115 00:09:23,639 --> 00:09:25,548 They called her from the hospital. 116 00:09:26,679 --> 00:09:30,061 I mean, you could see it comin'. 117 00:09:30,135 --> 00:09:32,306 - What do you mean? - Well, the guy ate like hell... 118 00:09:32,375 --> 00:09:34,644 had chronic insomnia. 119 00:09:34,711 --> 00:09:36,849 - We can pray, but you don't really have-- - His blood pressure... 120 00:09:36,919 --> 00:09:39,734 was way high... 121 00:09:39,799 --> 00:09:43,095 and I think he had some symptoms of diabetes too. 122 00:09:43,159 --> 00:09:45,166 - Wh-What are those? - Sneakin'candy bars. 123 00:09:45,239 --> 00:09:48,054 Swollen ankles. 124 00:09:48,119 --> 00:09:50,639 Constantly running to the bathroom... 125...