Schizopolis Subtitles

At 00:00:00,952, Character said: And action.

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At 00:00:03,000, Character said: www.pnop.com top movie recommendations

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At 00:00:13,719, Character said: Ladies and gentlemen,
young and old...

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At 00:00:16,632, Character said: this may seem
an unusual procedure...

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At 00:00:19,031, Character said: speaking to you
before the picture begins...

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At 00:00:21,399, Character said: but we have
an unusual subject.

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At 00:00:23,319, Character said: Turn.

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At 00:00:28,055, Character said: When I say that this is the most important
motion picture you will ever attend...

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At 00:00:32,696, Character said: my motivation
is not financial gain...

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At 00:00:35,864, Character said: but a firm belief that the delicate fabric
that holds all of us together...

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At 00:00:40,887, Character said: will be ripped apart unless every man,
woman and child in this country...

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At 00:00:45,687, Character said: sees this film
and pays full ticket price...

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At 00:00:48,439, Character said: not some bargain matinee,
cut-rate deal.

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At 00:00:51,736, Character said: Turn.

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At 00:00:57,271, Character said: In the event that you find
certain sequences or ideas confusing...

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At 00:01:01,975, Character said: please bear in mind that this
is your fault, not ours.

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At 00:01:05,655, Character said: You will need to see the picture again
and again until you understand everything.

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At 00:01:10,232, Character said: Turn.

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At 00:01:15,415, Character said: In closing,
I want to assure you...

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At 00:01:17,816, Character said: that no expense
was incurred...

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At 00:01:21,271, Character said: bringing this motion picture
to your theater.

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At 00:01:23,864, Character said: And now,
filmed in its entirety...

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At 00:01:27,352, Character said: and proven to heal
minor cuts and abrasions...

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At 00:01:30,359, Character said: we proudly present Schizopolis.!

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At 00:01:48,792, Character said: His best-seller, Here I ** Now...

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At 00:01:51,127, Character said: helped you find yourself.

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At 00:01:53,047, Character said: His groundbreaking sequel,
How To Control Your Own Mind...

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At 00:01:56,824, Character said: taught you how to think.

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At 00:01:58,744, Character said: Now T.Azimuth Schwitters, author of the
earth-shattering manifesto Eventualism...

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At 00:02:03,480, Character said: and the world's
most influential thinker...

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At 00:02:05,623, Character said: is appearing in person February 11...

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At 00:02:07,895, Character said: at the Civic Sports Memorial
Performing Arts Theatre Dome.

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At 00:02:12,759, Character said: Tickets on sale
wherever tickets are sold.

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At 00:03:06,488, Character said: All my anxieties subsided.

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At 00:03:09,591, Character said: My life before was full
of rituals and habits.

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At 00:03:12,951, Character said: There was a time when, for instance,
I was brushing my teeth...

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At 00:03:16,183, Character said: every 15 minutes
because I couldn't remember...

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At 00:03:18,424, Character said: - Really?
- if I had just brushed them.

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At 00:03:20,823, Character said: And, in fact, I almost lost
all my teeth.

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At 00:03:23,095, Character said: - But you don't do that now?
- No, no. Not anymore.

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At 00:03:27,095, Character said: I see.
Um, that's great.

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At 00:03:30,583, Character said: - So, you felt relief? Uh, you feel free?
- Yes,yes.

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At 00:03:34,136, Character said: Any other words you'd use
to describe how you feel now?

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At 00:03:36,375, Character said: Uh, I feel in control.

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At 00:03:38,295, Character said: I feel... much happier
than I've ever been.

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At 00:03:41,560, Character said: There's just one more thing
I need to ask you...

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At 00:03:43,480, Character said: - and then I'll, uh, be out of your hair.
- Sure.

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At 00:03:46,231, Character said: Uh, are you currently taking
any sort of medication?

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At 00:03:49,911, Character said: Oh, no. No.

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At 00:03:51,703, Character said: - No? Really? Okay.
- No. Really.

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At 00:04:10,039, Character said: - Yeah?
- Your brother on two.

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At 00:04:11,959, Character said: Oh, f***k! Okay.

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At 00:04:15,255, Character said: - Stop it.
- Have you thought about it?

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At 00:04:17,623, Character said: I don't have to think about it.

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At 00:04:19,608, Character said: How long before they figure out
you don't have a brother?

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At 00:04:28,535, Character said: First, I ** born. Then the trouble begins.

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At 00:04:32,023, Character said: At age five,
I fantasize that I'm an orphan...

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At 00:04:35,351, Character said: by trying to lose my parents
at a Fourth ofJuly celebration.

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At 00:04:39,223, Character said: They find me.

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At 00:04:41,495, Character said: At age nine,
I have an out-of-body experience...

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At 00:04:44,055, Character said: while playing right field.

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At 00:04:46,007, Character said: Three runs score.

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At 00:04:48,247, Character said: At age 15, I'm seized
by an acute sensation...

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At 00:04:50,391, Character said: that something terrible
will happen to me.

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At 00:05:02,391, Character said: #Inside out in his ear #

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At 00:05:05,911, Character said: # Upside down in his ear #

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At 00:05:09,623, Character said: # Over and over your head #

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At 00:05:13,335, Character said: # Over and over your head #

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At 00:05:17,143, Character said: # Open your mind to it
Close your behind to it #

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At 00:05:20,791, Character said: # Changing your mind to it #

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At 00:05:22,711, Character said: #Kiss it #

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At 00:05:24,631, Character said: #Are you gonna get with it #

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At 00:05:28,343, Character said: #Are you gonna get with it #

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At 00:05:32,055, Character said: - #Are you gon--##
- I don't usually do these sorts of things--

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At 00:05:35,415, Character said: - um, interviews.
- All right.

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At 00:05:38,039, Character said: - Is this being filmed or taped?
- It's filmed.

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At 00:06:05,464, Character said: Sir? Sir, are you okay?

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At 00:06:08,663, Character said: Well, we have
a myocardial infarction...

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At 00:06:10,583, Character said: of the interior wall
of the left ventricle...

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At 00:06:12,471, Character said: Sir? Sir?
Can you hear me?

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At 00:06:14,679, Character said: secondary to
a thrombosis occlusion...

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At 00:06:16,599, Character said: of the interior descending branch
of the left coronary artery.

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At 00:06:19,575, Character said: Um, we should
press on his chest.

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At 00:06:21,559, Character said: Probably both were caused
by a fat-laden diet and sedentary lifestyle...

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At 00:06:25,751, Character said: - Maybe you should just go call an ambulance.
- Yeah, okay.

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At 00:06:28,055, Character said: which, when combined with
a stressful work environment...

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At 00:06:30,839, Character said: leads to
a myocardial infarction...

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At 00:06:33,304, Character said: of the interior wall
of the left ventricle.

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At 00:06:35,543, Character said: - Right, right.
- Yeah.

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At 00:06:37,527, Character said: And I'm feeling really awful
to begin with...

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At 00:06:40,119, Character said: even before that
horrible thing happened.

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At 00:06:42,103, Character said: And so when things
g***t really terrible, l--

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At 00:06:46,679, Character said: wondering how much more
depressing this can be...

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At 00:06:49,815, Character said: and I saw this sad show
about an unhappy couple.

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At 00:06:54,039, Character said: Look, uh--
I'm sorry.

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At 00:06:57,879, Character said: I'm right--
I've g***t to do this thing.

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At 00:07:00,247, Character said: - Oh, I'm sorry.
- No, no, it's just--

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At 00:07:02,231, Character said: No, I know I'm just
this sad, gloomy...

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At 00:07:06,679, Character said: - wretched depressed guy.
- No.

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At 00:07:08,983, Character said: - And it's-- No, I know.
- No, it's--

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At 00:07:10,967, Character said: No, if we can just
do this another time.

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At 00:07:13,911, Character said: - Okay. My stomach's
kind of hurting me anyway.
- Okay.

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At 00:07:21,912, Character said: Dark circles under the eyes.
Ambulatory discontent.

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At 00:07:26,935, Character said: Tendency to watch
the Spice Channel.

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At 00:07:30,615, Character said: Combined with a fat-laden diet
and sedentary lifestyle...

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At 00:07:33,271, Character said: could result in fatigue,
psychoneurotic disorder...

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At 00:07:40,119, Character said: hyperparasympathetic echo effect,
dark circles under the eyes.

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At 00:08:35,639, Character said: - Oh, hey. How's it goin'?

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At 00:08:38,263, Character said: - Oh, not good.
- Okay. I'll see ya.

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At 00:09:07,895, Character said: Fletch.

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At 00:09:09,943, Character said: - Hey.
- Did you hear about Lester?

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At 00:09:12,855, Character said: - Wh-What?
- Heart attack. This morning.

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At 00:09:16,247, Character said: - You're kidding.
- Yeah, just dropped dead.

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At 00:09:20,183, Character said: - My God. Well, did somebody call Shelly?
- Yeah.

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At 00:09:23,639, Character said: They called her
from the hospital.

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At 00:09:26,679, Character said: I mean,
you could see it comin'.

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At 00:09:30,135, Character said: - What do you mean?
- Well, the guy ate like hell...

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At 00:09:32,375, Character said: had chronic insomnia.

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At 00:09:34,711, Character said: - We can pray, but you don't really have--
- His blood pressure...

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At 00:09:36,919, Character said: was way high...

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At 00:09:39,799, Character said: and I think he had some
symptoms of diabetes too.

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At 00:09:43,159, Character said: - Wh-What are those?
- Sneakin'candy bars.

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At 00:09:45,239, Character said: Swollen ankles.

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At 00:09:48,119, Character said: Constantly running
to the bathroom...

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