Logan.Lucky.2017.720p.WEB-DL Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,893 Now, the story goes that John Denver, 2 00:01:00,895 --> 00:01:02,995 he was playin' at this little ol' place 3 00:01:02,997 --> 00:01:05,931 called the cellar door in Washington, DC-- 4 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:08,434 around christmastime in 1970. 5 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:12,704 And his opening act was this husband and wife duo 6 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:15,607 named bill danoff and Taffy nivert. 7 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:17,676 And they called themselves fat city. 8 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:20,412 That's kind of a funny name. 9 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:22,081 Yeah, that is kind of a funny name. 10 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:23,949 Socket. Uh, 5/8ths. 11 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:33,425 Now, one night they decide to go on back to the house and have a little jam session. 12 00:01:35,395 --> 00:01:37,429 On the way they g***t in an accident 13 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:39,731 and John Denver, he broke his thumb. 14 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:42,301 When they finally g***t back to the house 15 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:47,272 and bill and Taffy played him-- played John Denver this song they'd been working on, 16 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:49,441 he flipped for it, man. 17 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,710 They worked on that thing till dawn. 18 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,245 Screwdriver. 19 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:54,847 Flat head or Phillips? Flat. 20 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,983 So that's why you like the song. 21 00:01:57,985 --> 00:02:01,220 Well, I like the song because of the song. 22 00:02:01,222 --> 00:02:03,255 I mean, i guess I also like it 23 00:02:03,257 --> 00:02:05,157 'cause it's g***t a story behind it. 24 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:08,327 You know, bill danoff later said 25 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:10,896 that he ain't never even been to West Virginia. 26 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:15,667 Well, I like the song too, but I don't really think it'll work for the pageant. 27 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:17,269 Pliers. 28 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:19,138 Regular or needle-nose? Needle. 29 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:27,179 Are you coming to my rehearsal? 30 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:30,182 Yeah. I'm gonna pick you up right after work. 31 00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:34,119 Just so you know, I asked mommy if she and moody would pay for your cell phone. 32 00:02:34,121 --> 00:02:36,922 She said even if they did, you wouldn't take it. 33 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:38,557 Sadie-bug, she's right. 34 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:39,658 The only thing... 35 00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:45,430 I need a cell phone for is taking pictures of you. 36 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:46,698 Gun show. 37 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:55,174 Hey, daddy. Nope. 38 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:58,270 What you say, Cal? Hey, Jimmy. 39 00:03:58,272 --> 00:04:00,339 Come on in. Shut that door, would ya? 40 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:06,111 Yeah. Have a seat. 41 00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:12,584 Jimmy, I'm just gonna say it. I gotta let you go. 42 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:17,022 Cal, i-- 43 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:19,858 I didn't even do nothin'. I know you didn't do nothin'. 44 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:23,528 But last week, someone in hr saw you leavin', walkin' out to your truck, 45 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:25,464 and they saw you was limping. 46 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,568 So? 47 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:32,904 My leg ain't g***t nothin' to do with driving that case. I know that. I know. 48 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:35,240 But the folks over in the big office, they feel different, 49 00:04:35,242 --> 00:04:37,976 and they said you didn't list it on your paperwork when you was first brought on. 50 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:41,380 No! And they're calling it a "pre-existing condition" 51 00:04:41,382 --> 00:04:43,215 and that it is a liability issue. 52 00:04:43,217 --> 00:04:46,151 Okay, this big then. This big. 53 00:04:46,153 --> 00:04:49,588 And you let me drive my truck around the track. No. 54 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:52,024 It's a four-wheel drive. I can get 150-- 55 00:05:50,049 --> 00:05:52,117 purple lady, you know my brother Jimmy? 56 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:54,052 Oh, Jimmy Logan. 57 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:57,789 That ballplayer that was gonna be a big deal? 58 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,391 Hey, purple lady. 59 00:05:59,393 --> 00:06:01,393 My husband, the major, 60 00:06:01,395 --> 00:06:05,197 when he was still alive, he loved lsu football. 61 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:08,367 Whenever they'd show the games here local, we'd watch. 62 00:06:08,369 --> 00:06:11,002 Course, for me it was all about the uniforms. 63 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:14,539 Their jerseys are the most striking shade of purple. Purple. 64 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,641 Yes, purple. And gold. 65 00:06:16,643 --> 00:06:18,410 Royal colors. 66 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:20,512 Yeah, i g***t off early, 67 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:24,015 so I figured I'd take Sadie on over to her dance thing so you didn't have to drive her. 68 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:27,152 Well, that's great and all, you wantin' to see your daughter dance and everything, 69 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:29,254 but it was yesterday. 70 00:06:29,256 --> 00:06:31,690 S***t. Excuse you! 71 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:33,825 I g***t her there fine, by the way. 72 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:36,995 See, most people think if you're gonna go to Charleston, 73 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:41,333 then, duh, you get on the 85 for danville, then the i-19 to Charleston. 74 00:06:41,335 --> 00:06:43,268 Fifty-four miles. 75 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:47,606 But being 4:00 P.M., I knew-- not the best time of day to be on the road. 76 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:52,010 And they're still doing all that shoulder work on the i-19. 77 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:54,279 Plus, then you g***t the sun right in your eyes 78 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:57,349 for that whole stretch outside of Julian. 79 00:06:57,351 --> 00:07:01,686 So, yeah, i took the 85 to danville, but then I hopped onto the 3. 80 00:07:01,688 --> 00:07:05,690 So instead of going up and over, I'm going over and then up. 81 00:07:05,692 --> 00:07:08,193 After that, it was just a straight shot on Daniel Boone parkway 82 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:09,795 all the way to marmet. 83 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:12,197 It sure sounds like you love to drive. 84 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:15,066 It was just rehearsal. Not like the real pageant. 85 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:17,469 But Bobbie Jo was not happy. 86 00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:20,872 Why didn't you call me? Tried, but your cell phone seems to have been turned off. 87 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:23,708 You should pay your bills. Everyone needs a cell phone. 88 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:25,243 I don't like 'em. 89 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:27,446 You one of them unabomber types? 90 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:30,882 Yeah. I ** one of them unabomber types. 91 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:33,819 See, I don't like people tellin' me what to do, like answer the phone. 92 00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:47,999 Hey. Oh, this is gonna be good. 93 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:50,635 Look, I'm sorry. Okay? I'm sorry. 94 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,804 I thought it wa-- i knew it was 4:00. 95 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,906 I just thought it was 4:00 today. 96 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:57,509 That's the first time you've used that excuse. 97 00:07:57,511 --> 00:08:01,446 Look, I said I was sorry. Mellie said y'all figured it out just fine anyway. 98 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:04,115 She also tell you that she g***t pulled over 99 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:07,752 goin' 30 miles over the speed limit with my daughter in the car? 100 00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:11,590 That's our daughter. Sadie said her aunt Mellie worked her Mellie magic 101 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:13,959 and talked the cops into not giving her a ticket. 102 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:17,496 So that's a real good character-building experience for our daughter to witness. 103 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:19,664 Don't laugh at me! Yeah, yeah, whatever. Forget it. 104 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:22,601 Wh-what's up with the "for sale" sign out there? 105 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:24,603 You didn't tell me you and moody's buyin' a new house. 106 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:26,505 Daddy! Hey! 107 00:08:28,442 --> 00:08:30,108 What are you doin'? Nothin'. 108 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,711 Ow! Ow! Man! 109 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:36,481 Hey, me and your mama was just talkin' about maybe me and you goin' to get some ice cream. 110 00:08:36,483 --> 00:08:39,384 I'm not allowed ice cream anymore. 111 00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:41,486 Says who? Mommy. 112 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:43,488 She says it's g***t too many calories 113 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:45,357 and that nobody loves a fat girl. 114 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:47,225 You ain't fa-- 115 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:49,961 I think that's a little bit harsh. 116 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:53,732 This is some of that co-parenting stuff you and I need to talk about. 117 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,800 That Dr. Phil stuff. 118 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:57,569 Hey, Jimmy. Hey, moody. 119 00:08:57,571 --> 00:08:59,204 What's goin' on, sweetie? Thank you. 120 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:03,842 Hey! Hey, you two don't settle down, you ain't gon' get no mall! 121 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:05,810 Daddy, will you come with? 122 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:09,915 I'm taking Sadie and the boys to see that new furious fast...