Homo Erectus -fgt-1 (2007) Subtitles

At 00:02:07,203, Character said: God d***n it, Zog.

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At 00:02:09,191, Character said: Sorry, Sorry about that dude.

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At 00:02:11,862, Character said: Sorry.
- Jesus.

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At 00:02:17,154, Character said: D***n day.

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At 00:02:19,765, Character said: Dude, can I take that bone back?

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At 00:02:23,398, Character said: Life...

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At 00:02:25,549, Character said: What is it all mean?

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At 00:02:27,460, Character said: What is our purpose?
Why are we here?

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At 00:02:30,797, Character said: We're born, breathe, we die.

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At 00:02:36,495, Character said: And then, we're forgotten,

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At 00:02:39,104, Character said: only for another generation to
repeat the same seemingly irrelevant cycle.

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At 00:02:43,868, Character said: All just seem so pointless.

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At 00:02:45,869, Character said: And all along the way we mire ourselves
in the burdens and stresses of everyday modern life.

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At 00:02:50,479, Character said: The more complicated we make our existence,

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At 00:02:52,279, Character said: the more we destruct our conscious minds
from our inevitable mortality.

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At 00:02:56,917, Character said: Oh, how it all makes me yearn
for the innocence of my childhood.

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At 00:03:00,015, Character said: Those were the days.

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At 00:03:02,063, Character said: I look back now nostalgicly at that time,

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At 00:03:04,098, Character said: before adult responsibilities kicked in.

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At 00:03:07,348, Character said: Oh, the frivolity of youth.

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At 00:03:10,584, Character said: What ** I talking about,
I was miserable most of my childhood

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At 00:03:12,930, Character said: thanks to my
a***e older brother, Thudnik.

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At 00:03:16,084, Character said: Luckily, our father was
a fair and just mediator.

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At 00:03:18,797, Character said: Dad, Thudnik hit me in the head with a rock again.

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At 00:03:23,403, Character said: What have you done?

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At 00:03:25,227, Character said: Sorry dad, it was an accident.

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At 00:03:28,358, Character said: Not you. You.

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At 00:03:34,174, Character said: How many times have I told you
to stop whining?

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At 00:03:37,508, Character said: Allright, well, maybe he wasn't so fair
and just when it came to me..

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At 00:03:40,902, Character said: But he was the head of our tribe and
he knew how to keep his people safe from the Binadraks,

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At 00:03:44,832, Character said: the tribe on the other side of the mountain.

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At 00:03:47,468, Character said: Also he's a natural born charismatic leader,

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At 00:03:49,871, Character said: he did have a certain "je ne sais qoi"
when it came to the ladies.

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At 00:03:52,887, Character said: Hi.

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At 00:03:56,586, Character said: Of course, he set a questionable example

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At 00:03:58,613, Character said: as he was flagrantly clubbing other women
right under the nose of my mother.

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At 00:04:07,659, Character said: Mom.

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At 00:04:09,413, Character said: Doesn't that bother you dad's was dragging
other women into the cage.

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At 00:04:14,076, Character said: Questions,
everything is a question.

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At 00:04:17,844, Character said: What bothers me is I've g***t a nurture a son.

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At 00:04:21,059, Character said: Why did I even try?
Mom love being first lady so much that

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At 00:04:24,868, Character said: as long as she had a nice fur to wear
she was capable of looking pass to anything.

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At 00:04:29,021, Character said: Why can't you be more like
your older brother?

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At 00:04:31,524, Character said: Come on.

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At 00:04:32,963, Character said: He is a natural born leader,

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At 00:04:35,136, Character said: and pretty soon he's
gonna be clubbing all the girls.

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At 00:04:38,550, Character said: This gonna be...
If you gonna get tougher

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At 00:04:40,719, Character said: Because this gonna be "bupkus" for you.
Nothing.

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At 00:04:46,834, Character said: Girls, they...
They like of manly man.

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At 00:04:51,134, Character said: That's what they like.

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At 00:04:56,172, Character said: I didn't wanna club all the girls.

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At 00:04:58,367, Character said: I didn't wanna club any of them.

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At 00:05:01,226, Character said: There was only one girl for me.

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At 00:05:03,627, Character said: Her name was Fardart.
She was the love of my life.

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At 00:05:07,314, Character said: As far as she knew we were
just best friends but,

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At 00:05:09,875, Character said: I dreamt some day we be more.

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At 00:05:11,153, Character said: I'm in love with your brother, Thudnik.

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At 00:05:15,313, Character said: Thudnik?
But he is an idiot.

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At 00:05:19,156, Character said: No, he's not.
He'll be head of the tribe one day.

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At 00:05:22,152, Character said: He is a natural born leader
and he's so cute.

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At 00:05:26,277, Character said: He is a minkukel.

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At 00:05:28,631, Character said: You're smart, unique, reflective person.

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At 00:05:34,109, Character said: You deserve someone better.

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At 00:05:36,886, Character said: Someone like...
- Like who, Ishbo?

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At 00:05:43,935, Character said: Like...
- Fardart! Time to pick lice off your brother.

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At 00:05:48,575, Character said: Coming mom.

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At 00:05:52,312, Character said: Can you talk to him?
See if he likes me.

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At 00:05:55,013, Character said: Don't let him know I've asked you, though.

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At 00:05:58,732, Character said: Allright.

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At 00:06:00,240, Character said: You're the best, Ishbo.

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At 00:06:06,378, Character said: I'm such a wuss.

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At 00:06:08,496, Character said: That was then and this is now.

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At 00:06:10,549, Character said: The good news is, I think the other members
of my tribe are finally starting to appreciate

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At 00:06:14,091, Character said: my insatiable quest for the
unlocking of lifes grand mistery.

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At 00:06:19,417, Character said: Or not.

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At 00:06:20,703, Character said: In either event, I'm not giving up.
Life's a puzzle.

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At 00:06:23,612, Character said: And all the pieces are scattered around for everyone to see.

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At 00:06:26,370, Character said: I just need to put it all together.

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At 00:06:28,231, Character said: The ony trouble is, how the hell ** I
supposed to figure out the meaning of life,

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At 00:06:31,576, Character said: when I'm surrounded by freakin' Neanderthals?

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At 00:08:31,221, Character said: No matter what obstacles the Gods through our way,
the tribe was always pretty much the same.

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At 00:08:36,047, Character said: As was our daily existence.

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At 00:08:38,078, Character said: The three S's always apply: Shelter,
Sustenance and Survival.

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At 00:08:43,884, Character said: Breakfast usually consisted of some sort of
ham steak from a recent boar kill.

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At 00:08:48,304, Character said: But since the hunting have been season scares,
it was berries and leaves again.

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At 00:09:01,535, Character said: Some tribes just spice up their
leaves with cinch bugs or sand flees.

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At 00:09:05,393, Character said: But those exoskeletons wrecked havoc
on lower intestines.

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At 00:09:10,382, Character said: For the most part, daily life
on the plains was pretty routine.

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At 00:09:13,688, Character said: The tribe, as a hole, managed to delecate
balance between survival and recreation.

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At 00:09:19,379, Character said: Zig and Zog had no problems
with the recreation part.

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At 00:09:24,073, Character said: They had discovered a weed
that when smoked,

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At 00:09:26,444, Character said: open their minds to
new levels of observation.

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At 00:09:29,577, Character said: Do you wanna a see water buffalo fly, man?

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At 00:09:32,227, Character said: No, thanks, I'm cool.
- Allright.

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At 00:09:43,288, Character said: Yo, Zig, check it out,
a flying water buffalo,

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At 00:09:51,039, Character said: is like a rain buffalo.

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At 00:09:53,547, Character said: Listen, water is just rain
falling from the sky, right?

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At 00:09:59,310, Character said: So if a water buffalo is in the sky,

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At 00:10:05,642, Character said: it's a flying rain buffalo and then
you g***t, you g***t buffalo rain, man.

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At 00:10:12,596, Character said: Some crazy s***t right there, man.

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At 00:10:19,109, Character said: Interesting, yeah, I never
would've thought of that.

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At 00:10:24,638, Character said: The eldest member of our tribe
was known simply as "Old Fool".

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At 00:10:29,417, Character said: He was so old in fact that he actually had been around
since before the great wars with the Binadraks's started,

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At 00:10:34,279, Character said: and remember the day before fire.

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At 00:10:36,809, Character said: He was almost 30.

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At 00:10:39,591, Character said: Everyone else in the tribe thought
he was just crazy old man but I knew differently.

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At 00:10:43,420, Character said: He was actually wisest sage in the land.

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At 00:10:47,522, Character said: Old Fool, would you mind
covering yourself please, for one?

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At 00:10:50,764, Character said: Your nudity is distracting me
from your wise thoughts.

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At 00:10:53,451, Character said: No, I refuse to wear these newfangled things.
What do you call them, clothes?

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At 00:10:58,761, Character said: You smart a***s kids and your technology,

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At 00:11:01,792, Character said: you're moving so Goddamn fast
I can't keep up.

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At 00:11:05,995, Character said: Gods, meant for us to have furs, we'd have furs.

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At 00:11:10,426, Character said: I disagree. I think the Gods
provided us with the raw materials,

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At 00:11:13,842, Character said: and the ability to think. It's our responsibility
to make the most of what we have our disposal.

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At 00:11:18,412, Character said: Don't you think?

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At 00:11:20,669, Character said: What kind of panty a***s fagget talk is that?...