Lithuanian Swingers -xme (2018) Subtitles

At 00:00:33,680, Character said: Kitty-kitty, Kitty-kitty!

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At 00:01:02,400, Character said: Huh?

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At 00:01:03,480, Character said: Was I snoring?

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At 00:01:07,440, Character said: No idea, maybe not.

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At 00:01:10,040, Character said: Good.

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At 00:01:18,800, Character said: I dreamt we worked in a team.

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At 00:01:20,480, Character said: No way.

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At 00:01:22,600, Character said: We went snake hunting, had to push them
into pipes and so police can't stop us.

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At 00:01:26,320, Character said: Matas and Jacob were
there, and then you and me,

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At 00:01:29,040, Character said: and for some reason, Mantas Stonkus too.

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At 00:01:32,040, Character said: Stonkus is everywhere now.

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At 00:01:34,080, Character said: Everyone was working, except me
because my teeth were falling...

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At 00:01:37,240, Character said: They say that if you dream
of falling teeth, you'll die soon.

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At 00:01:41,800, Character said: Oh, common, who says so?

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At 00:01:43,520, Character said: Man, you smell like you're dead already!

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At 00:01:47,480, Character said: It was you who fed me
all that garlic yesterday!

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At 00:01:49,880, Character said: You told me you were coming down with flu.

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At 00:01:52,880, Character said: All men end up sick if neglected love.

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At 00:02:10,000, Character said: Simukas!

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At 00:02:11,600, Character said: Towel!

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At 00:02:15,960, Character said: Thanks.

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At 00:02:18,240, Character said: This hook should actually go here.

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At 00:02:20,920, Character said: Do you want to fix it now?

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At 00:02:22,440, Character said: When then?

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At 00:02:23,560, Character said: Maybe shave first...

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At 00:02:25,680, Character said: You're not my mum,
don't tell me what to do!

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At 00:02:27,480, Character said: Yeah?
How many eggs are you having?

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At 00:02:34,920, Character said: Today guys from sanitary epidemic
are coming to work.

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At 00:02:36,920, Character said: Why?

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At 00:02:38,000, Character said: They said they need
to check us for worms...

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At 00:02:39,400, Character said: How?

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At 00:02:40,720, Character said: Just like in childhood, they would
make us stand against the wall

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At 00:02:43,440, Character said: with pants down, and the scotch
tape attached to the butt hole...

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At 00:02:46,880, Character said: Today we're going to Kristina's. Remember?

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At 00:02:49,400, Character said: Where?

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At 00:02:50,480, Character said: Housewarming. They bought a flat.
I told you on Monday.

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At 00:02:53,720, Character said: Maybe you told somebody else?

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At 00:02:54,960, Character said: No, you.

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At 00:02:56,400, Character said: Did I say I was coming?

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At 00:03:08,080, Character said: Hello good morning!

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At 00:03:10,560, Character said: Shhhh! Who can bear so much
energy in the morning?

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At 00:03:14,840, Character said: Dainius goes clubbing every Thursday,

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At 00:03:16,600, Character said: pretends to be a foreigner,
and brings a new chick home.

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At 00:03:19,600, Character said: Yeah, you told me.

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At 00:03:21,000, Character said: Are you jealous or what?

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At 00:03:22,280, Character said: What?

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At 00:03:23,400, Character said: No, not jealous.

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At 00:03:25,920, Character said: You envy your boss have s***x randomly

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At 00:03:29,520, Character said: Yes, you do!

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At 00:03:31,280, Character said: No...

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At 00:03:32,760, Character said: There's nothing wrong with that
since you're a healthy man.

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At 00:03:36,000, Character said: What do you mean?

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At 00:03:37,960, Character said: I think it's normal to want new chicks.

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At 00:03:41,600, Character said: Are you serious?

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At 00:03:43,360, Character said: I **.

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At 00:03:45,000, Character said: Especially after you've been living
with the same one for 6 years.

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At 00:03:47,680, Character said: Do you also feel like trying new men?

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At 00:03:54,480, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:03:55,600, Character said: Hi

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At 00:03:57,720, Character said: Stop it, Irina, nobody's burgled you!

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At 00:04:00,240, Character said: You've been partying yesterday,
I can tell from your voice.

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At 00:04:03,320, Character said: You cried?

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At 00:04:05,440, Character said: Perhaps you did, if you
broke your phone again.

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At 00:04:08,560, Character said: Common, get dressed, and come to work!

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At 00:04:11,320, Character said: OK, bye!

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At 00:04:15,240, Character said: Let's talk about those trials...

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At 00:04:17,560, Character said: What's there to talk about?
Marriage has both pros and cons.

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At 00:04:22,960, Character said: You're right.

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At 00:04:40,720, Character said: Mrs Boss!

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At 00:04:42,000, Character said: Morning!

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At 00:04:43,120, Character said: -Did Irina call?
-Yes, she did.

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At 00:04:45,280, Character said: What now?

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At 00:04:47,440, Character said: Her house g***t burgled.

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At 00:04:48,520, Character said: Wow. Something new.

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At 00:04:50,320, Character said: What happened?

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At 00:04:51,840, Character said: Did you get to meet Irina?

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At 00:04:53,840, Character said: Is she the one talking to herself?
Yeah, that one.

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At 00:04:56,480, Character said: I heard her arguing with herself once.

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At 00:04:58,920, Character said: Every Thursday she goes out partying,
and then the next morning calls in sick.

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At 00:05:03,240, Character said: Once she said there was no water,
then the leg g***t broken, what else?

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At 00:05:07,040, Character said: She buried three or four grandmas...

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At 00:05:09,520, Character said: Why does she still work here?

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At 00:05:11,600, Character said: When she works, she works well.

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At 00:05:13,320, Character said: She's well received by the clients.

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At 00:05:14,800, Character said: Perhaps men?

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At 00:05:16,280, Character said: How bizarre...

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At 00:05:19,240, Character said: Speak of the devil!

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At 00:05:20,520, Character said: Alright, alright,
mind your own businesses!

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At 00:05:26,600, Character said: Late again, huh?

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At 00:05:28,800, Character said: Sorry, traffic.

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At 00:05:30,040, Character said: Wake up earlier!

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At 00:05:34,200, Character said: Where did I finish?

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At 00:05:35,360, Character said: You said 'on the back'!

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At 00:05:36,960, Character said: Did I show you her photo?

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At 00:05:38,200, Character said: Yes, you did...

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At 00:05:40,200, Character said: Look, who I brought back
from 'Salento' yesterday!

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At 00:05:43,360, Character said: What? Wife, sister?

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At 00:05:45,560, Character said: Giedre's workmate, she's g***t a boyfriend,
a Bushido fighter.

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At 00:05:48,320, Character said: I'm not interested!

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At 00:05:50,320, Character said: So yeah, I take her home, put the music
on, take off her tiger print thong...

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At 00:05:55,480, Character said: Don't tell me more, OK?
I'm meeting her tonight,

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At 00:05:57,440, Character said: I won't be able to look her in the eyes.

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At 00:05:59,240, Character said: Listen, I pull down the thong,
and above the papaya -

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At 00:06:02,880, Character said: there's a tattoo of a butterfly!

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At 00:06:06,960, Character said: Done by herself?

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At 00:06:09,320, Character said: Are you dumb? How would she do it
by herself? Who does it by themselves?

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At 00:06:13,840, Character said: Hello, guys!

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At 00:06:15,320, Character said: Hey, Jacob!

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At 00:06:17,800, Character said: Did you get some rest?

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At 00:06:19,200, Character said: F***k no... All day with the kids...

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At 00:06:21,440, Character said: Where did you go?

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At 00:06:22,520, Character said: To Trakai.

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At 00:06:23,600, Character said: We took a boat, start rowing.

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At 00:06:24,960, Character said: A swan comes close,
kids give it kibin crumbs, it takes them.

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At 00:06:27,800, Character said: Meat too?

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At 00:06:28,880, Character said: Sure, a swan is like a rat,
eats everything.

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At 00:06:31,120, Character said: And then Noah suddenly grabs her by
the neck, the stupid swan gets panicky,

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At 00:06:34,560, Character said: but the boy does not let go,
tries to pull it inside the boat.

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At 00:06:36,320, Character said: Seriously?

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At 00:06:37,400, Character said: The wife is shouting,
the little one's crying.

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At 00:06:39,360, Character said: I'm saying - son, you shouldn't do that!

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At 00:06:41,520, Character said: So then I grabbed on his arm,
and that stupid bird bites my hand!

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At 00:06:45,880, Character said: Total chaos!

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At 00:06:49,120, Character said: But you know, the small one
has a d***n strong grip!

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At 00:06:52,080, Character said: He'll be able to strangle
his wife when he's married.

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At 00:06:54,760, Character said: It's time you have kids too!

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At 00:06:56,880, Character said: Just not together. Don't try it.

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At 00:06:58,920, Character said: First we have the mortgage to pay off.

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At 00:07:00,320, Character said: If you wait until the
mortgage is paid off,

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At 00:07:01,840, Character said: your d***k will no longer be functional!

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At 00:07:03,480, Character said: Shouldn't you be working?

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At 00:07:05,920, Character said: Oops, c'mon guys!

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At 00:07:15,560, Character said: Are you seriously planning to get sick?

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At 00:07:17,280, Character said: My nose's been itchy all day!

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At 00:07:19,000, Character said: Try some nose picking!

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At 00:07:21,080, Character said: Only bastards would pick their boogers
in a stranger's car.

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At 00:07:25,640, Character said: Last night Dainius slept with Irina.

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At 00:07:27,160, Character said: What?
How do you know?

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At 00:07:29,040, Character said: He showed me the pictures
and told everything.

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At 00:07:31,680, Character said: Does she have a tattoo above her thing?

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