Bad Boys (1995).en Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:53,722 --> 00:00:56,057 What's this 'having a picnic' s***t in my car? 2 00:00:56,850 --> 00:01:00,478 Please, man, I'm not getting s***x at home. Don't deny me this. 3 00:01:00,770 --> 00:01:02,939 You sleep with a beautiful woman nightly. 4 00:01:03,273 --> 00:01:07,819 I'm married. 'Married' means you sleep together, but you can't get none. 5 00:01:12,157 --> 00:01:14,659 Watch it with all that s***t, all right? 6 00:01:16,995 --> 00:01:19,622 Where are your cup holders? - I don't have one. 7 00:01:19,956 --> 00:01:24,002 What do you mean? $80,000 for this car and there's no cup holder? 8 00:01:24,377 --> 00:01:28,506 It's $105,000, and it's one of the fastest production cars on Earth. 9 00:01:28,798 --> 00:01:30,341 0 to 60 in 4 seconds. 10 00:01:30,592 --> 00:01:33,470 It's a limited edition. - You d***n right it's limited. 11 00:01:33,678 --> 00:01:35,513 No cup holder, no back seat. 12 00:01:36,014 --> 00:01:38,016 It's a shiny d***k with two chairs in it. 13 00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:41,186 I guess we the balls, just dragging the f***k along. 14 00:01:42,395 --> 00:01:43,438 D***n. 15 00:01:44,814 --> 00:01:45,857 Sorry. 16 00:01:51,196 --> 00:01:52,197 Get it. 17 00:01:52,822 --> 00:01:55,492 I can't get down there. You g***t an engineering flaw. 18 00:01:55,784 --> 00:01:57,410 My s***t ain't going down up in there. 19 00:01:58,369 --> 00:02:00,663 Go. Titty-titty, strutty-strutty. 20 00:02:00,914 --> 00:02:02,874 Make them want it. 21 00:02:03,124 --> 00:02:04,959 I ain't cleaning up after you. 22 00:02:05,210 --> 00:02:09,130 My hand can't get down there. When it does, it gets stuck. 23 00:02:09,422 --> 00:02:11,633 Now, what do you come up with? You g***t this s***t. 24 00:02:11,883 --> 00:02:13,009 Get that fry. 25 00:02:13,218 --> 00:02:15,053 This ain't Denny's. 26 00:02:15,887 --> 00:02:19,682 I wouldn't buy from Denny's. I don't like how we been treated. 27 00:02:19,891 --> 00:02:22,143 They bit. Let's gank these fools. 28 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:26,231 You ain't interested in the fry. You all up in that. 29 00:02:26,397 --> 00:02:28,566 Get out. - S***t. 30 00:02:28,733 --> 00:02:31,402 What the f***k? - We've had a big week. 31 00:02:31,736 --> 00:02:33,446 So get the f***k out of the car. 32 00:02:33,738 --> 00:02:36,366 D***n. What you weigh, 350? 33 00:02:36,533 --> 00:02:39,327 I bet you're a Popeye chicken-eating motherfucker, ain't you? 34 00:02:40,537 --> 00:02:42,997 Why I always get the big, thick motherfuckers? 35 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:44,457 Get out. 36 00:02:44,749 --> 00:02:46,084 All right. All right. 37 00:02:46,334 --> 00:02:47,961 Hold on. 38 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:51,089 Funny. Let me tell you how bad a day you're having. 39 00:02:51,256 --> 00:02:53,049 You're jacking a couple of cops. 40 00:02:53,466 --> 00:02:55,385 Oh, yeah? Well, I'm a stand-up comedian... 41 00:02:55,718 --> 00:02:58,221 ...and I s***k! So I need your car. 42 00:02:58,471 --> 00:02:59,597 I ain't Wesley Snipes. 43 00:02:59,848 --> 00:03:03,601 I just hang out with stupid-a***s friends who drive stupid-a***s cars... 44 00:03:03,852 --> 00:03:05,603 ...that attract f***g attention. 45 00:03:05,937 --> 00:03:10,024 I need to jump over this car and smack you in the head. 46 00:03:10,275 --> 00:03:13,194 You're arguing over a fry. - It's not about that. 47 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:15,697 It's about your lack of respect for people's property. 48 00:03:15,905 --> 00:03:17,615 Hey, hey. - Shut up! 49 00:03:17,866 --> 00:03:20,952 This is stupid. Hold the f***k on. 50 00:03:21,119 --> 00:03:23,371 If you want some bad enough, come get some. 51 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,126 You like that s***t? 52 00:03:28,418 --> 00:03:30,920 Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57. 53 00:03:31,129 --> 00:03:33,089 Now get me a f***g Handi Wipe. 54 00:03:34,048 --> 00:03:35,925 Now let's hear one of those jokes, bitch. 55 00:05:11,229 --> 00:05:13,606 What do you think? Looks like the real thing. 56 00:05:14,190 --> 00:05:17,235 Remember your assignment? - Yeah, I'm a decoy. 57 00:05:18,194 --> 00:05:20,196 Yes, you are. 58 00:05:26,619 --> 00:05:27,870 What are you doing? 59 00:05:29,914 --> 00:05:33,334 Hello, police? I just saw something terrible: a policeman shot... 60 00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:36,754 ...at South Miami and 1st Street. Help, please. 61 00:05:37,088 --> 00:05:39,340 All units. Officer down. 62 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:40,925 Respond code 3. 63 00:05:45,888 --> 00:05:48,141 All units respond and identify. 64 00:06:06,284 --> 00:06:08,786 This is Air 2. We g***t a full perimeter. 65 00:06:08,953 --> 00:06:12,248 Officer down. We need additional ground units. 66 00:06:17,712 --> 00:06:20,715 Air 3, roger. Suspect or suspects unknown. 67 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:27,472 Gentlemen, it's clear. 68 00:07:01,089 --> 00:07:02,131 We're inside. 69 00:07:08,137 --> 00:07:10,848 We're in. - You g***t 20 minutes. 70 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:23,861 Goddamn tacos will kill me. 71 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,545 Okay, we g***t 12 minutes. Come on, let's go. 72 00:07:58,020 --> 00:07:59,772 Clear. We're in. 73 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:28,676 Move your a***s. We g***t 6 minutes. 74 00:08:29,844 --> 00:08:30,887 Ready. 75 00:08:36,726 --> 00:08:38,936 Ready to fire. Go. 76 00:08:50,198 --> 00:08:51,449 Fire. 77 00:08:55,203 --> 00:08:56,245 Go. 78 00:09:11,344 --> 00:09:12,386 Move! 79 00:09:39,288 --> 00:09:40,581 D***n. 80 00:09:41,666 --> 00:09:43,084 Did you have sweet dreams? 81 00:09:45,253 --> 00:09:47,255 You're so nasty. 82 00:09:48,256 --> 00:09:50,675 You always saying you want quality time. 83 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:55,263 Well, right now I g***t the time and you d***n sure g***t the quality. 84 00:09:56,514 --> 00:09:57,598 Come on now. 85 00:09:58,766 --> 00:09:59,809 You know what it is? 86 00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:05,439 I can't remember the last time we fell asleep together. 87 00:10:08,109 --> 00:10:09,193 Baby.... 88 00:10:10,945 --> 00:10:13,656 Baby, it's my job. It's what it requires. 89 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:17,118 I'm a better cop when I get some in the morning. 90 00:10:17,368 --> 00:10:18,786 I feel lighter on my feet. 91 00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:22,123 Keep it in your pants. I hear 3 little Burnetts coming. 92 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:23,624 That's cold. 93 00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:25,918 You leave me here like a humping dog. 94 00:10:27,712 --> 00:10:29,338 Hi, baby boy. 95 00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:32,466 Daddy. Daddy. - What's up? 96 00:10:38,389 --> 00:10:42,852 At school, people say I look weird. They say my ears look funny. 97 00:10:43,144 --> 00:10:46,939 Your daddy has that same problem. But you know what? 98 00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:49,525 They for you to listen to people's problems. 99 00:10:49,734 --> 00:10:53,321 You're an angel. These are your wings. Flap, flap. That's all. 100 00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:56,741 James, stop. Would you take them off? 101 00:10:58,409 --> 00:11:01,746 Don't make me come to your school. I'll arrest the principal. 102 00:11:03,456 --> 00:11:05,041 Talking about my boy's ears. 103 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:09,754 Uncle Mike's in the house. - What's up, Uncle Mike? 104 00:11:10,171 --> 00:11:11,756 Partner, partner. 105 00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:15,968 Check it out. - What'd you take my food for? 106 00:11:17,011 --> 00:11:19,764 Don't. I don't know where your lips were last night. 107 00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:26,103 Did you have a date last night? - Did I. 108 00:11:26,604 --> 00:11:28,105 Let me tell you. This girl was... 109 00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:31,776 Don't tell my son your sleazy s***x stories. 110 00:11:32,026 --> 00:11:34,779 I only tell your husband my sleazy s***x stories. 111 00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:37,281 I don't want him knowing either. It gives him ideas. 112 00:11:37,615 --> 00:11:40,951 Why put me in this? I'm with my babies. 113 00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:42,411 Okay? Thank you. 114 00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:45,039 Eat. Go on. 115 00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:46,540 No problem. 116 00:11:51,462 --> 00:11:52,797 You're on the mike with Mike. 117 00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:58,969 Captain, I think you mean to say, 'Get our asses down there, please.' 118 00:12:00,805 --> 00:12:01,889 Maybe not. 119 00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:13,317 Hey, baby. 120 00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:15,319 Where's Howard? 121 00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:18,572 Down there. He's looking for you. He's been in better moods. 122 00:12:21,409 --> 00:12:23,035 D***n. 123 00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:25,579 Get it done, goddamn it. 124 00:12:27,081 --> 00:12:28,749 Welcome to our nightmare. 125 00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:31,502 See this? 126 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,838 What's wrong with this picture? 127 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:36,340 Remember this room? 128 00:12:37,133 --> 00:12:39,176 These flats look familiar? 129 00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:42,596 There were these silver packets that looked like bricks. 130 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,307 Little red tags on them, about so high? 131 00:12:45,558 --> 00:12:48,018 All that heroin, gone. - This was our career bust. 132 00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:49,478 One hundred million dollars. 133 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,856 Gone. - This is bad. 134 00:12:52,106 --> 00:12:54,483 No, let me call it what it is: this is f***d up. 135 00:12:54,692 -->...