Bad Boys (1995).en Subtitles

At 00:00:53,722, Character said: What's this 'having a picnic' s***t
in my car?

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At 00:00:56,850, Character said: Please, man, I'm not getting s***x
at home. Don't deny me this.

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At 00:01:00,770, Character said: You sleep with
a beautiful woman nightly.

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At 00:01:03,273, Character said: I'm married. 'Married' means you
sleep together, but you can't get none.

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At 00:01:12,157, Character said: Watch it with all that s***t,
all right?

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At 00:01:16,995, Character said: Where are your cup holders?
- I don't have one.

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At 00:01:19,956, Character said: What do you mean? $80,000
for this car and there's no cup holder?

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At 00:01:24,377, Character said: It's $105,000, and it's one of
the fastest production cars on Earth.

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At 00:01:28,798, Character said: 0 to 60 in 4 seconds.

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At 00:01:30,592, Character said: It's a limited edition.
- You d***n right it's limited.

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At 00:01:33,678, Character said: No cup holder, no back seat.

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At 00:01:36,014, Character said: It's a shiny d***k
with two chairs in it.

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At 00:01:38,516, Character said: I guess we the balls,
just dragging the f***k along.

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At 00:01:42,395, Character said: D***n.

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At 00:01:44,814, Character said: Sorry.

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At 00:01:51,196, Character said: Get it.

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At 00:01:52,822, Character said: I can't get down there.
You g***t an engineering flaw.

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At 00:01:55,784, Character said: My s***t ain't going down
up in there.

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At 00:01:58,369, Character said: Go.
Titty-titty, strutty-strutty.

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At 00:02:00,914, Character said: Make them want it.

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At 00:02:03,124, Character said: I ain't cleaning up after you.

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At 00:02:05,210, Character said: My hand can't get down there.
When it does, it gets stuck.

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At 00:02:09,422, Character said: Now, what do you come up with?
You g***t this s***t.

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At 00:02:11,883, Character said: Get that fry.

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At 00:02:13,218, Character said: This ain't Denny's.

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At 00:02:15,887, Character said: I wouldn't buy from Denny's.
I don't like how we been treated.

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At 00:02:19,891, Character said: They bit.
Let's gank these fools.

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At 00:02:23,144, Character said: You ain't interested in the fry.
You all up in that.

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At 00:02:26,397, Character said: Get out.
- S***t.

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At 00:02:28,733, Character said: What the f***k?
- We've had a big week.

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At 00:02:31,736, Character said: So get the f***k out of the car.

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At 00:02:33,738, Character said: D***n.
What you weigh, 350?

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At 00:02:36,533, Character said: I bet you're a Popeye chicken-eating
motherfucker, ain't you?

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At 00:02:40,537, Character said: Why I always get
the big, thick motherfuckers?

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At 00:02:43,331, Character said: Get out.

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At 00:02:44,749, Character said: All right. All right.

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At 00:02:46,334, Character said: Hold on.

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At 00:02:48,211, Character said: Funny. Let me tell you
how bad a day you're having.

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At 00:02:51,256, Character said: You're jacking a couple of cops.

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At 00:02:53,466, Character said: Oh, yeah?
Well, I'm a stand-up comedian...

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At 00:02:55,718, Character said: ...and I s***k!
So I need your car.

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At 00:02:58,471, Character said: I ain't Wesley Snipes.

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At 00:02:59,848, Character said: I just hang out with stupid-a***s friends
who drive stupid-a***s cars...

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At 00:03:03,852, Character said: ...that attract f***g attention.

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At 00:03:05,937, Character said: I need to jump over this car
and smack you in the head.

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At 00:03:10,275, Character said: You're arguing over a fry.
- It's not about that.

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At 00:03:13,361, Character said: It's about your lack of respect
for people's property.

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At 00:03:15,905, Character said: Hey, hey.
- Shut up!

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At 00:03:17,866, Character said: This is stupid.
Hold the f***k on.

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At 00:03:21,119, Character said: If you want some bad enough,
come get some.

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At 00:03:27,000, Character said: You like that s***t?

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At 00:03:28,418, Character said: Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57.

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At 00:03:31,129, Character said: Now get me a f***g Handi Wipe.

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At 00:03:34,048, Character said: Now let's hear one
of those jokes, bitch.

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At 00:05:11,229, Character said: What do you think?
Looks like the real thing.

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At 00:05:14,190, Character said: Remember your assignment?
- Yeah, I'm a decoy.

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At 00:05:18,194, Character said: Yes, you are.

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At 00:05:26,619, Character said: What are you doing?

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At 00:05:29,914, Character said: Hello, police? I just saw
something terrible: a policeman shot...

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At 00:05:33,584, Character said: ...at South Miami and 1st Street.
Help, please.

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At 00:05:37,088, Character said: All units. Officer down.

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At 00:05:39,590, Character said: Respond code 3.

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At 00:05:45,888, Character said: All units respond and identify.

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At 00:06:06,284, Character said: This is Air 2.
We g***t a full perimeter.

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At 00:06:08,953, Character said: Officer down.
We need additional ground units.

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At 00:06:17,712, Character said: Air 3, roger.
Suspect or suspects unknown.

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At 00:06:25,553, Character said: Gentlemen, it's clear.

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At 00:07:01,089, Character said: We're inside.

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At 00:07:08,137, Character said: We're in.
- You g***t 20 minutes.

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At 00:07:21,609, Character said: Goddamn tacos will kill me.

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At 00:07:38,000, Character said: Okay, we g***t 12 minutes.
Come on, let's go.

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At 00:07:58,020, Character said: Clear. We're in.

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At 00:08:26,549, Character said: Move your a***s.
We g***t 6 minutes.

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At 00:08:29,844, Character said: Ready.

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At 00:08:36,726, Character said: Ready to fire.
Go.

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At 00:08:50,198, Character said: Fire.

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At 00:08:55,203, Character said: Go.

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At 00:09:11,344, Character said: Move!

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At 00:09:39,288, Character said: D***n.

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At 00:09:41,666, Character said: Did you have sweet dreams?

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At 00:09:45,253, Character said: You're so nasty.

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At 00:09:48,256, Character said: You always saying
you want quality time.

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At 00:09:51,300, Character said: Well, right now I g***t the time
and you d***n sure g***t the quality.

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At 00:09:56,514, Character said: Come on now.

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At 00:09:58,766, Character said: You know what it is?

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At 00:10:02,019, Character said: I can't remember the last time
we fell asleep together.

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At 00:10:08,109, Character said: Baby....

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At 00:10:10,945, Character said: Baby, it's my job.
It's what it requires.

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At 00:10:14,031, Character said: I'm a better cop when
I get some in the morning.

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At 00:10:17,368, Character said: I feel lighter on my feet.

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At 00:10:19,036, Character said: Keep it in your pants.
I hear 3 little Burnetts coming.

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At 00:10:22,456, Character said: That's cold.

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At 00:10:23,958, Character said: You leave me here
like a humping dog.

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At 00:10:27,712, Character said: Hi, baby boy.

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At 00:10:30,881, Character said: Daddy. Daddy.
- What's up?

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At 00:10:38,389, Character said: At school, people say I look weird.
They say my ears look funny.

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At 00:10:43,144, Character said: Your daddy has that same problem.
But you know what?

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At 00:10:47,189, Character said: They for you to listen
to people's problems.

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At 00:10:49,734, Character said: You're an angel. These are
your wings. Flap, flap. That's all.

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At 00:10:53,696, Character said: James, stop.
Would you take them off?

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At 00:10:58,409, Character said: Don't make me come to your school.
I'll arrest the principal.

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At 00:11:03,456, Character said: Talking about my boy's ears.

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At 00:11:06,709, Character said: Uncle Mike's in the house.
- What's up, Uncle Mike?

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At 00:11:10,171, Character said: Partner, partner.

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At 00:11:12,256, Character said: Check it out.
- What'd you take my food for?

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At 00:11:17,011, Character said: Don't. I don't know where
your lips were last night.

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At 00:11:22,224, Character said: Did you have a date last night?
- Did I.

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At 00:11:26,604, Character said: Let me tell you.
This girl was...

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At 00:11:29,273, Character said: Don't tell my son
your sleazy s***x stories.

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At 00:11:32,026, Character said: I only tell your husband
my sleazy s***x stories.

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At 00:11:34,987, Character said: I don't want him knowing either.
It gives him ideas.

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At 00:11:37,615, Character said: Why put me in this?
I'm with my babies.

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At 00:11:41,118, Character said: Okay? Thank you.

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At 00:11:43,954, Character said: Eat. Go on.

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At 00:11:45,247, Character said: No problem.

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At 00:11:51,462, Character said: You're on the mike with Mike.

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At 00:11:55,132, Character said: Captain, I think you mean to say,
'Get our asses down there, please.'

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At 00:12:00,805, Character said: Maybe not.

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At 00:12:12,274, Character said: Hey, baby.

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At 00:12:14,151, Character said: Where's Howard?

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At 00:12:15,611, Character said: Down there. He's looking for you.
He's been in better moods.

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At 00:12:21,409, Character said: D***n.

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At 00:12:23,327, Character said: Get it done, goddamn it.

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At 00:12:27,081, Character said: Welcome to our nightmare.

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At 00:12:30,292, Character said: See this?

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At 00:12:31,919, Character said: What's wrong with this picture?

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At 00:12:35,172, Character said: Remember this room?

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At 00:12:37,133, Character said: These flats look familiar?

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At 00:12:39,468, Character said: There were these silver packets
that looked like bricks.

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At 00:12:42,930, Character said: Little red tags on them,
about so high?

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At 00:12:45,558, Character said: All that heroin, gone.
- This was our career bust.

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At 00:12:48,185, Character said: One hundred million dollars.

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At 00:12:49,937, Character said: Gone.
- This is bad.

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At 00:12:52,106, Character said: No, let me call it what it is:
this is f***d up.

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