Sydney Paige - Jimmy Michaels Stepmom To Breed - MyPervyFamily Subtitles

At 00:00:28,860, Character said: You're not in trouble.

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At 00:00:31,280, Character said: Don't worry about it.

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At 00:00:32,580, Character said: So you know that talk that your dad and
I had with you now that he's married

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At 00:00:36,640, Character said: again?

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At 00:00:38,220, Character said: We're trying to have a baby.

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At 00:00:39,780, Character said: We talked to you there would be a new
sibling in the house.

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At 00:00:43,040, Character said: Yeah? What about it?

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At 00:00:45,980, Character said: So we've gone to doctors. We've gone to
this. We had that talk with you a while

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At 00:00:50,220, Character said: ago.

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At 00:00:52,400, Character said: It's just not working, really.

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At 00:00:55,460, Character said: He has, like, a low sperm count.

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At 00:00:57,700, Character said: You probably don't want to know all this
about your dad, right?

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At 00:01:00,680, Character said: You must tell mom.

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At 00:01:02,160, Character said: That's kind of weird, right? Yeah, it is
kind of weird.

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At 00:01:05,640, Character said: I accept that.

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At 00:01:09,260, Character said: The thought came that since we're paying
for your college and your room and

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At 00:01:14,060, Character said: board and your car and your phone and
your food, like, pretty much everything,

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At 00:01:18,280, Character said: you're going to be a young man in this
world with no debt, which is crazy.

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At 00:01:23,100, Character said: That maybe you could pay us back just a
little bit, and then you would keep this

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At 00:01:27,940, Character said: just between me and you.

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At 00:01:29,300, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:01:30,920, Character said: Because, you know, I held your father's
first drink, so.

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At 00:01:34,420, Character said: Oh, okay.

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At 00:01:37,940, Character said: I mean, will you have him on?

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At 00:01:41,900, Character said: So, to have a baby that would look like
your dad, I thought, you look just like

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At 00:01:47,900, Character said: your dad.

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At 00:01:48,580, Character said: So, I know, I do your laundry, so I know
that you.

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At 00:01:53,050, Character said: In the house.

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At 00:01:53,950, Character said: So why don't you just kind of like do
that and then... No, I mean, I can never

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At 00:02:00,390, Character said: do that.

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At 00:02:01,310, Character said: You absolutely do that. I do your
laundry.

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At 00:02:05,330, Character said: No, I mean, what?

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At 00:02:06,890, Character said: Yeah, so I know you do it in the house.
And also I know I went to college too. I

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At 00:02:11,009, Character said: know what you're doing out there.

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At 00:02:12,510, Character said: So why don't you just... If you would,
if you don't think it's too weird...

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At 00:02:18,830, Character said: Shook off and then kind of just showed
me Your dad would have a baby that is

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At 00:02:25,770, Character said: DNA genetically like kind of his That's
not

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At 00:02:32,750, Character said: weird. You know, that's a little weird.
Uh, I think that problems need to be

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At 00:02:37,810, Character said: solved like your dad's getting super
stressed out at work He's kind of

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At 00:02:42,490, Character said: stress on our relationship.

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At 00:02:43,950, Character said: I mean you've seen him around he's kind
of like all the time because like

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At 00:02:48,200, Character said: Everything is just kind of crap.

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At 00:02:50,200, Character said: Yeah, I have been noticing that a little
bit. Yeah, and it's because of this. So

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At 00:02:54,020, Character said: help me solve it.

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At 00:02:55,620, Character said: Out of the box thinking.

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At 00:02:57,680, Character said: I mean, I'm not opposed to it, I guess.

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At 00:03:05,080, Character said: Yeah, all you have to do is sit there,
j***f, and just shove it in.

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At 00:03:12,000, Character said: Like when you're about to release your
genetic material.

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At 00:03:17,020, Character said: The doctor would pick.

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At 00:03:18,620, Character said: So, if I'm hearing this right, you just
want me to j***f and then pick it in

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At 00:03:24,160, Character said: last minute, right? Yes.

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At 00:03:25,660, Character said: And I will do the best to hold it in.
I'm ovulating right now, and it just

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At 00:03:31,620, Character said: like the best time, and we never have to
talk about it again.

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At 00:03:35,060, Character said: And your dad will take care of your new
siblings.

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At 00:03:37,940, Character said: I mean, I guess that's not the worst
deal.

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At 00:03:42,720, Character said: Never. I mean, I guess I could help you
guys out.

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At 00:03:45,220, Character said: That'd be super, since we, like, pay for
literally everything you do.

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At 00:04:00,320, Character said: There you go. Just, uh, do your thing.

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At 00:04:02,900, Character said: What do the kids do? Do they, like, spit
on it, or...? Um... Usually use,

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At 00:04:09,720, Character said: like, some type of lube or something.

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At 00:04:12,300, Character said: This is kind of weird, honestly.

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At 00:04:14,480, Character said: It's not paperwork.

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At 00:04:16,740, Character said: Could you spin on it for me?

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At 00:04:21,640, Character said: I'll wave my hand.

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At 00:04:24,380, Character said: Hey,

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At 00:04:28,920, Character said: we're creating DNA.

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At 00:04:30,980, Character said: Here you

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At 00:04:31,620, Character said: go,

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At 00:04:40,080, Character said: honey.

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At 00:04:43,290, Character said: It's kind of tough. Do you think maybe I
could show you to help me out a little

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At 00:04:48,910, Character said: bit? For this, yeah. For your dad, fine.

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At 00:04:59,570, Character said: There you go.

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At 00:05:03,930, Character said: Just a little visual help. Kind of like
that stuff on the internet, right?

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At 00:05:07,530, Character said: Yeah, that's definitely better.

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At 00:05:13,580, Character said: Oh, you actually really thought of this.

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At 00:05:15,920, Character said: Thanks. That's how I bagged your father.

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At 00:05:24,880, Character said: It's definitely opened a little bit.

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At 00:05:27,820, Character said: Yeah. I'm glad. There you go.

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At 00:05:32,780, Character said: Can I... Can I grab him?

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At 00:05:36,360, Character said: I mean... I guess.

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At 00:05:38,620, Character said: Okay. Here you go.

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At 00:05:44,140, Character said: Don't stop, honey.

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At 00:05:45,740, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:05:50,080, Character said: Good boy.

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At 00:05:51,180, Character said: Very nice.

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At 00:05:55,240, Character said: There you go. You're getting nice and
hard.

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At 00:05:59,260, Character said: It's definitely working.

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At 00:06:03,820, Character said: Maybe...

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At 00:06:13,390, Character said: Maybe you could help me just a little
bit? Maybe give me a little job?

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At 00:06:17,490, Character said: I mean, I didn't think that was what was
going to happen when I came in here,

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At 00:06:22,210, Character said: but to make everyone in the house happy,
yeah, absolutely.

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At 00:06:27,830, Character said: I just don't think I'll be able to come
like this.

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At 00:06:30,270, Character said: Have you done it too many times today
already?

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At 00:06:33,090, Character said: Maybe.

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At 00:06:34,130, Character said: Maybe.

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At 00:06:51,820, Character said: Is this helping you out, hon?

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At 00:06:53,940, Character said: Definitely.

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At 00:07:06,700, Character said: Don't be weird about it.

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At 00:07:20,110, Character said: For the betterment of the family.

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At 00:07:23,830, Character said: For the betterment of the family. Mm
-hmm.

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At 00:07:26,790, Character said: I like that.

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At 00:07:41,030, Character said: Where's Dad, anyway?

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At 00:07:42,990, Character said: Oh, he's out on business.

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At 00:07:44,250, Character said: He was on a trip.

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At 00:07:45,510, Character said: He really didn't want to go with
everything that's going on, but, you

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At 00:07:49,690, Character said: Work is work.

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At 00:07:51,410, Character said: Yeah, I get that.

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At 00:07:53,590, Character said: So he's not going to come home if that's
what you're worried about.

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At 00:07:56,410, Character said: Yeah, that's not a good problem.

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At 00:07:59,490, Character said: Mm -hmm.

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At 00:08:01,850, Character said: He took a suitcase this morning.

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At 00:08:04,410, Character said: Well, so he just does. Mm -hmm.

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At 00:08:09,090, Character said: Well, I've g***t to time it right.

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At 00:08:27,440, Character said: Do you mind if I touch your a***s?

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At 00:08:31,300, Character said: Sure.

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At 00:08:56,240, Character said: You guys really want that baby.

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At 00:08:58,480, Character said: Yeah, we do.

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At 00:09:04,060, Character said: Don't you want a brother or sister?

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At 00:09:41,260, Character said: Mm -hmm.

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At 00:09:50,060, Character said: Are you getting close, then?

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At 00:09:53,180, Character said: I mean, kind of.

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At 00:09:58,860, Character said: Sometimes it takes a while.

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At 00:10:03,160, Character said: Well, you're definitely not the way your
father is.

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At 00:10:36,400, Character said: I think I know a way to come faster.

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At 00:10:39,280, Character said: What's that?

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At 00:10:42,940, Character said: Maybe if you let me f***k you, I can come
a little faster.

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At 00:10:48,240, Character said: I mean, you'll get the same result.

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At 00:10:52,040, Character said: You would definitely need to keep it
just between us.

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At 00:10:56,400, Character said: Yeah. Yeah? For sure.

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At 00:10:58,680, Character said: They're telling your dad?

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At 00:11:00,720, Character said: Yeah, let's do it a little faster.

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At 00:11:05,480, Character said: All right, if you want to f***k your mom
I guess that wouldn't be too bad

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At 00:11:09,580, Character said: Just

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At 00:11:13,580, Character said: business,

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At 00:11:22,700, Character said: okay, I just be sure to keep it in there
when you come, all right

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At 00:11:52,590, Character said: Remember, this is our secret, all right,
Don?

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At 00:11:54,370, Character said: Yes, 100%.

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At 00:11:55,750, Character said: I

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At 00:12:02,690, Character said: mean, you didn't talk to your father
quite a lot.

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At 00:12:06,910, Character said: Probably shouldn't have said...