Freakier Friday (2025) Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:18,670 --> 00:01:24,955 Hi, welcome back. I'm Dr. Tess Coleman, and this is Rebelling with Respect. 2 00:01:24,956 --> 00:01:29,351 Today on the podcast, we are talking about a relationship 3 00:01:29,363 --> 00:01:32,328 dynamic that is very close to my heart. 4 00:01:32,378 --> 00:01:35,669 Grand co-parenting. When my daughter Anna chose to 5 00:01:35,681 --> 00:01:39,122 become a single mom, it changed our family forever. 6 00:01:53,542 --> 00:01:58,025 As a grandma, I was able to step up and help her. 7 00:01:58,037 --> 00:02:04,019 Harper, this is your 30-minute warning that we're leaving for school. 8 00:02:04,031 --> 00:02:08,550 Arp, this is now your 20-minute warning. 10 minutes. 9 00:02:08,850 --> 00:02:11,193 Yes, confirm the recording sessions, but know 10 00:02:11,205 --> 00:02:13,770 that I know she can sell out more than the Greek. 11 00:02:14,070 --> 00:02:16,317 And yes, I know how many seats there are. 12 00:02:16,329 --> 00:02:19,170 Harper, I really want to respect your space, but I'm 13 00:02:19,195 --> 00:02:21,268 curious as to why you're not out here yet. 14 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,850 You have five minutes. Being someone that your loved 15 00:02:26,770 --> 00:02:31,845 one can lean on is the most important relationship there is. 16 00:02:31,857 --> 00:02:34,770 Ryan, I'm getting so good at this. 17 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:59,522 No. No, no, no. Oh, it's in record. Hi, Mom. Now's not a great time. I know, but I finished my podcast early, so I'm offering you to drop 18 00:02:59,534 --> 00:03:04,746 off. No, it's okay. I've g***t everything under control. Harper, you had to be up 10 minutes ago. Prepare to be triggered. 5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8. 19 00:03:04,770 --> 00:03:05,770 Harper! 20 00:03:18,670 --> 00:03:23,950 Let's catch one more. Dude, these waves are unreal. I love our lives. 21 00:03:25,090 --> 00:03:28,370 Yo, are we skipping first period? Shoot, we gotta go. 22 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:58,583 I'm literally ready. Barely. Barely. I made your favorite lunch. How was Pickleball yesterday? Did you beat him? We say annihilated. Mom, I told you I could take her. I know, sweetheart, but I saw 23 00:03:58,595 --> 00:04:03,316 in your stories that you were working at the studio late, and so I decided to take her. You know, it would be healthy for you to unfollow me, and I work late all the time. I can still take her. 24 00:04:03,340 --> 00:04:07,243 Anna, let's pause and reframe. When you decided to be a single mom, I 25 00:04:07,255 --> 00:04:11,340 told you I would support you 100%. Well, this is me supporting you 100%. 26 00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:20,508 Hey, you know what? I'm coming, too. We can both do drop-off this morning. Mom. No, go on. Okay, go. Just 27 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:24,660 let them go. Okay, you're not going. Mom. You're gonna go. You're not. No, he's gonna go. I'm gonna go! 28 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,220 So what's up, kiddo? Nothing. 29 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:34,711 Okay, spill it. Alright, my new lab partner is the absolute worst. She's the new girl, here for 30 00:04:34,723 --> 00:04:38,680 the year. I mean, ugh, do you think she's so much better than everyone because she's British? 31 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:45,248 Which, she has to remind you of every five seconds, like no one's ever been from England before. So 32 00:04:45,260 --> 00:04:49,360 my dad opened his third restaurant in Paris, and that's how I met my French boyfriend, Philippe Henri. 33 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:57,022 Ugh, Philippe Henri. He's French and a model. You've seriously been to Paris Fashion Week? 34 00:04:57,034 --> 00:05:01,100 Anna Wintour scowled at me. Seriously? What's Paris like? Oh, it's lovely. I go all the time. 35 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:10,612 Ignore the British girl after this year. You won't have to see her anymore. Nice advice from a therapist. Look, I'm not a 36 00:05:10,624 --> 00:05:14,796 therapist. I'm her grandma. Alright, well, this has been real. Please drive away like you don't know me. Make your choices! 37 00:05:14,820 --> 00:05:21,980 You are so lame. Lame! Are you ready for laboratory today? Shut your mouth. 38 00:05:25,670 --> 00:05:29,223 Fun bonus round today. Never trust an atom. Why? 39 00:05:29,235 --> 00:05:33,320 Because they make up everything. You're all day, folks. 40 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:37,833 You're supposed to put your goggles on before we start. 41 00:05:37,845 --> 00:05:42,500 The goggles are giving minion. Yeah, we're not like minions. So no thank you. 42 00:05:45,820 --> 00:05:49,784 But they're perfect for you. It's like the Revolutionary War was for nothing. Today, 43 00:05:49,796 --> 00:05:53,820 remember, these are dangerous chemicals. Maybe we should use not dangerous chemicals? 44 00:05:56,830 --> 00:06:00,597 How about you do your actual share of the work instead of doodling? It's called designing. The 45 00:06:00,609 --> 00:06:04,790 measurements have to be precise. This experiment is so simple. In the UK, we did this in primary school. 46 00:06:07,580 --> 00:06:11,662 The only reason people think you're smart is because of your obnoxious accent. At least 47 00:06:11,674 --> 00:06:15,580 people think I'm clever. What's that supposed to mean? You're smart. Figure it out. 48 00:06:18,180 --> 00:06:20,320 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. 49 00:06:24,220 --> 00:06:27,000 That was not precise! That was not precise at all! 50 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:33,248 Principal Walden! I don't know, Mo. I don't know why the principal called me. But I'm here, 51 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:36,880 so you don't need to come. You know what? I can't find what I was going to tell you about. 52 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:39,706 I have to go. Oh, I'm sorry. It's totally my fault. 53 00:06:39,718 --> 00:06:42,260 No, no, no. I wasn't looking where I was going. 54 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:51,210 Are you okay? 55 00:06:54,850 --> 00:06:57,630 Yeah, yeah, I don't know how to turn this thing off. 56 00:06:57,890 --> 00:07:00,330 Yeah, I'm not sure you... I think... It's off. 57 00:07:00,810 --> 00:07:02,230 Oh, thank you. 58 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:03,050 No problem. 59 00:07:03,410 --> 00:07:04,410 Thank you. 60 00:07:06,650 --> 00:07:08,974 My daughter just started here, and I admit I'm quite lost. 61 00:07:08,986 --> 00:07:11,090 Would you happen to know where the chemistry lab is? 62 00:07:11,370 --> 00:07:15,610 This is serious. Someone could have been injured. I'm sure it was just an accident. 63 00:07:16,410 --> 00:07:22,610 It seems to me a misunderstanding. Harper seems so... lovely. 64 00:07:23,470 --> 00:07:27,090 Oh, Lily seems so genuine and kind. 65 00:07:29,270 --> 00:07:32,275 Wow. I certainly never had two parents come in 66 00:07:32,287 --> 00:07:35,370 here and be this attractive. I meant attentive. 67 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:41,450 Lily and I are definitely going to reflect on how to do better. 68 00:07:42,350 --> 00:07:44,830 This is all Harper and I are going to think about. 69 00:07:45,330 --> 00:07:51,930 We're very, very committed. Especially as a single parent household. 70 00:07:52,650 --> 00:07:54,710 Oh, us too. We're single parent. 71 00:07:54,910 --> 00:07:55,150 Great. 72 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:57,610 I mean, I'm a single parent. 73 00:07:58,130 --> 00:08:00,910 Great. Yes. Same. Me too. 74 00:08:01,450 --> 00:08:02,450 Single. 75 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:04,290 Single parent. Guilty. 76 00:08:05,125 --> 00:08:08,170 I'm single too. Oh my god, should we meet up? 77 00:08:08,910 --> 00:08:10,990 Perhaps our daughters should get to know each other. 78 00:08:11,090 --> 00:08:15,110 Maybe like Wednesdays after six, get a little wine, talk about these badass kids. 79 00:08:15,430 --> 00:08:16,930 Harper would really like that. 80 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:18,230 Over dinner? 81 00:08:18,750 --> 00:08:19,750 Dinner sounds perfect. 82 00:08:19,950 --> 00:08:20,950 I'm on it. 83 00:08:22,510 --> 00:08:27,530 Petit trois? Yes. Can I have a table for two? Private. In the back. 84 00:08:28,310 --> 00:08:29,550 Do you guys have any allergies? 85 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:30,710 No. 86 00:08:30,870 --> 00:08:31,870 No, no allergies. 87 00:09:21,340 --> 00:09:24,220 Okay, you came here early. Spill it. 88 00:09:24,260 --> 00:09:27,654 There's just no time. Bachelorette party, dance rehearsal, 89 00:09:27,666 --> 00:09:30,660 final fitting, rehearsal lunch, and oh, my wedding. 90 00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:33,740 You have a lot on your plate. Big day, deep breath. 91 00:09:34,330 --> 00:09:35,780 There's so much to do before Sunday. 92 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,060 Let us know how we can help. 93 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:39,120 Maybe someone can help me memorize my wedding vows. 94 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:45,857 How about this? I'll help you. I, Anna, take you, Eric, a man that I have been dating for 95 00:09:45,869 --> 00:09:49,800 six months but might uproot my entire life and move to London where we have no family. 96 00:09:49,801 --> 00:09:51,720 An avocado costs $11. 97 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:57,180 Perhaps you should add something about my undying patience for teenage rebellion. 98 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:58,320 Spot on about the avocado. 99 00:09:58,540 --> 00:10:02,520 Oh, that wasn't about you. It was actually about my mom's other British fiancé. 100 00:10:02,620 --> 00:10:05,660 She's a comedian today. Just today, though. Right, Harper? 101 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,560 I have been practicing my fist dance....