Freakier Friday (2025) Subtitles

At 00:01:18,670, Character said: Hi, welcome back. I'm Dr. Tess Coleman,
and this is Rebelling with Respect.

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At 00:01:24,956, Character said: Today on the podcast, we
are talking about a relationship

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At 00:01:29,363, Character said: dynamic that is very
close to my heart.

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At 00:01:32,378, Character said: Grand co-parenting. When
my daughter Anna chose to

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At 00:01:35,681, Character said: become a single mom, it
changed our family forever.

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At 00:01:53,542, Character said: As a grandma, I was able
to step up and help her.

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At 00:01:58,037, Character said: Harper, this is your 30-minute
warning that we're leaving for school.

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At 00:02:04,031, Character said: Arp, this is now your
20-minute warning. 10 minutes.

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At 00:02:08,850, Character said: Yes, confirm the recording
sessions, but know

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At 00:02:11,205, Character said: that I know she can sell
out more than the Greek.

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At 00:02:14,070, Character said: And yes, I know how
many seats there are.

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At 00:02:16,329, Character said: Harper, I really want to
respect your space, but I'm

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At 00:02:19,195, Character said: curious as to why
you're not out here yet.

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At 00:02:21,280, Character said: You have five minutes.
Being someone that your loved

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At 00:02:26,770, Character said: one can lean on is the most
important relationship there is.

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At 00:02:31,857, Character said: Ryan, I'm getting
so good at this.

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At 00:02:54,360, Character said: No. No, no, no. Oh, it's in record. Hi, Mom. Now's not a great time.
I know, but I finished my podcast early, so I'm offering you to drop

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At 00:02:59,534, Character said: off. No, it's okay. I've g***t everything under control. Harper, you had
to be up 10 minutes ago. Prepare to be triggered. 5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8.

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At 00:03:04,770, Character said: Harper!

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At 00:03:18,670, Character said: Let's catch one more. Dude, these
waves are unreal. I love our lives.

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At 00:03:25,090, Character said: Yo, are we skipping first period?
Shoot, we gotta go.

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At 00:03:53,800, Character said: I'm literally ready. Barely. Barely. I made your favorite lunch. How was Pickleball yesterday? Did
you beat him? We say annihilated. Mom, I told you I could take her. I know, sweetheart, but I saw

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At 00:03:58,595, Character said: in your stories that you were working at the studio late, and so I decided to take her. You know,
it would be healthy for you to unfollow me, and I work late all the time. I can still take her.

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At 00:04:03,340, Character said: Anna, let's pause and reframe.
When you decided to be a single mom, I

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At 00:04:07,255, Character said: told you I would support you 100%.
Well, this is me supporting you 100%.

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At 00:04:16,300, Character said: Hey, you know what? I'm coming, too. We can both do
drop-off this morning. Mom. No, go on. Okay, go. Just

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At 00:04:20,520, Character said: let them go. Okay, you're not going. Mom. You're
gonna go. You're not. No, he's gonna go. I'm gonna go!

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At 00:04:25,440, Character said: So what's up, kiddo? Nothing.

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At 00:04:30,680, Character said: Okay, spill it. Alright, my new lab partner is
the absolute worst. She's the new girl, here for

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At 00:04:34,723, Character said: the year. I mean, ugh, do you think she's so
much better than everyone because she's British?

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At 00:04:41,280, Character said: Which, she has to remind you of every five seconds,
like no one's ever been from England before. So

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At 00:04:45,260, Character said: my dad opened his third restaurant in Paris, and
that's how I met my French boyfriend, Philippe Henri.

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At 00:04:53,100, Character said: Ugh, Philippe Henri. He's French and a model.
You've seriously been to Paris Fashion Week?

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At 00:04:57,034, Character said: Anna Wintour scowled at me. Seriously? What's
Paris like? Oh, it's lovely. I go all the time.

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At 00:05:06,520, Character said: Ignore the British girl after this year. You won't have to
see her anymore. Nice advice from a therapist. Look, I'm not a

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At 00:05:10,624, Character said: therapist. I'm her grandma. Alright, well, this has been real.
Please drive away like you don't know me. Make your choices!

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At 00:05:14,820, Character said: You are so lame. Lame! Are you ready
for laboratory today? Shut your mouth.

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At 00:05:25,670, Character said: Fun bonus round today.
Never trust an atom. Why?

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At 00:05:29,235, Character said: Because they make up
everything. You're all day, folks.

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At 00:05:34,500, Character said: You're supposed to put your
goggles on before we start.

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At 00:05:37,845, Character said: The goggles are giving minion. Yeah,
we're not like minions. So no thank you.

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At 00:05:45,820, Character said: But they're perfect for you. It's like the
Revolutionary War was for nothing. Today,

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At 00:05:49,796, Character said: remember, these are dangerous chemicals.
Maybe we should use not dangerous chemicals?

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At 00:05:56,830, Character said: How about you do your actual share of the work
instead of doodling? It's called designing. The

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At 00:06:00,609, Character said: measurements have to be precise. This experiment is
so simple. In the UK, we did this in primary school.

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At 00:06:07,580, Character said: The only reason people think you're smart is
because of your obnoxious accent. At least

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At 00:06:11,674, Character said: people think I'm clever. What's that supposed
to mean? You're smart. Figure it out.

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At 00:06:18,180, Character said: Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

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At 00:06:24,220, Character said: That was not precise!
That was not precise at all!

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At 00:06:29,600, Character said: Principal Walden! I don't know, Mo. I don't
know why the principal called me. But I'm here,

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At 00:06:33,260, Character said: so you don't need to come. You know what? I
can't find what I was going to tell you about.

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At 00:06:36,960, Character said: I have to go. Oh, I'm
sorry. It's totally my fault.

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At 00:06:39,718, Character said: No, no, no. I wasn't
looking where I was going.

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At 00:06:50,210, Character said: Are you okay?

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At 00:06:54,850, Character said: Yeah, yeah, I don't know
how to turn this thing off.

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At 00:06:57,890, Character said: Yeah, I'm not sure
you... I think... It's off.

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At 00:07:00,810, Character said: Oh, thank you.

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At 00:07:02,630, Character said: No problem.

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At 00:07:03,410, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:07:06,650, Character said: My daughter just started
here, and I admit I'm quite lost.

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At 00:07:08,986, Character said: Would you happen to know
where the chemistry lab is?

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At 00:07:11,370, Character said: This is serious. Someone could have been
injured. I'm sure it was just an accident.

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At 00:07:16,410, Character said: It seems to me a misunderstanding.
Harper seems so... lovely.

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At 00:07:23,470, Character said: Oh, Lily seems so genuine and kind.

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At 00:07:29,270, Character said: Wow. I certainly never
had two parents come in

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At 00:07:32,287, Character said: here and be this
attractive. I meant attentive.

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At 00:07:37,640, Character said: Lily and I are definitely going
to reflect on how to do better.

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At 00:07:42,350, Character said: This is all Harper and I
are going to think about.

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At 00:07:45,330, Character said: We're very, very committed.
Especially as a single parent household.

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At 00:07:52,650, Character said: Oh, us too. We're single parent.

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At 00:07:54,910, Character said: Great.

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At 00:07:55,250, Character said: I mean, I'm a single parent.

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At 00:07:58,130, Character said: Great. Yes. Same. Me too.

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At 00:08:01,450, Character said: Single.

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At 00:08:02,880, Character said: Single parent. Guilty.

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At 00:08:05,125, Character said: I'm single too.
Oh my god, should we meet up?

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At 00:08:08,910, Character said: Perhaps our daughters
should get to know each other.

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At 00:08:11,090, Character said: Maybe like Wednesdays after six, get a
little wine, talk about these badass kids.

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At 00:08:15,430, Character said: Harper would really like that.

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At 00:08:17,230, Character said: Over dinner?

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At 00:08:18,750, Character said: Dinner sounds perfect.

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At 00:08:19,950, Character said: I'm on it.

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At 00:08:22,510, Character said: Petit trois? Yes. Can I have a
table for two? Private. In the back.

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At 00:08:28,310, Character said: Do you guys have any allergies?

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At 00:08:29,710, Character said: No.

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At 00:08:30,870, Character said: No, no allergies.

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At 00:09:21,340, Character said: Okay, you came here early. Spill it.

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At 00:09:24,260, Character said: There's just no time.
Bachelorette party, dance rehearsal,

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At 00:09:27,666, Character said: final fitting, rehearsal
lunch, and oh, my wedding.

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At 00:09:31,100, Character said: You have a lot on your plate.
Big day, deep breath.

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At 00:09:34,330, Character said: There's so much to do before Sunday.

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At 00:09:36,160, Character said: Let us know how we can help.

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At 00:09:37,080, Character said: Maybe someone can help me
memorize my wedding vows.

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At 00:09:41,800, Character said: How about this? I'll help you. I, Anna, take
you, Eric, a man that I have been dating for

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At 00:09:45,869, Character said: six months but might uproot my entire life
and move to London where we have no family.

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At 00:09:49,801, Character said: An avocado costs $11.

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At 00:09:52,500, Character said: Perhaps you should add something about
my undying patience for teenage rebellion.

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At 00:09:57,280, Character said: Spot on about the avocado.

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At 00:09:58,540, Character said: Oh, that wasn't about you. It was actually
about my mom's other British fiancé.

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At 00:10:02,620, Character said: She's a comedian today.
Just today, though. Right, Harper?

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At 00:10:05,720, Character said: I have been practicing my fist dance....