Vanessa Cage - D***k Rating - MyPervyFamily Subtitles

At 00:00:18,600, Character said: Hey. Yeah.

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At 00:00:21,840, Character said: Yeah, it's been three months, and I'm
doing fine, like, it's whatever, but

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At 00:00:28,300, Character said: gone on a couple dates.

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At 00:00:29,500, Character said: And, ugh, gosh, dating is so annoying.

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At 00:00:35,040, Character said: This one dude, like, we had a great
night.

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At 00:00:38,920, Character said: There was chemistry there.

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At 00:00:40,500, Character said: And then I brought him back to my place.

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At 00:00:43,120, Character said: And, ugh, his d***k was so small. Like,

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At 00:00:48,540, Character said: I had butt plugs bigger than that.

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At 00:00:53,520, Character said: Yeah, it was that small. I couldn't,
like.

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At 00:00:57,200, Character said: I know I've heard about micropenises
before, but I've never actually, like,

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At 00:01:01,140, Character said: one.

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At 00:01:02,720, Character said: And I was not about to undo his pants
and actually see it. I could hardly feel

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At 00:01:08,140, Character said: anything underneath his shorts.

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At 00:01:11,340, Character said: Ugh, I know.

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At 00:01:12,540, Character said: There's, like, no point of even trying.
Like, as if it's going to be any

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At 00:01:16,100, Character said: satisfaction whatsoever.

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At 00:01:18,860, Character said: I mean, I guess you're right. He could
have been good at eating p***y, but

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At 00:01:21,700, Character said: that's just going to make me want some
real d***k.

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At 00:01:24,910, Character said: Not a tiny little nothing, you know?

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At 00:01:28,870, Character said: Yeah, he's still staying here.

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At 00:01:32,390, Character said: Yeah, I guess, like, this place is
closer to his college than his dad's.

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At 00:01:38,630, Character said: dad's never there, so he's been staying
here.

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At 00:01:42,050, Character said: I mean, he's still my stepson.

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At 00:01:46,330, Character said: I mean, yeah.

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At 00:01:48,850, Character said: I've thought about it, but... No, no,
no, I can't.

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At 00:01:52,390, Character said: Stop it. Stop trying to put...

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At 00:01:54,760, Character said: naughty thoughts into my head.

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At 00:01:57,040, Character said: Girl, just because you're a total s***t
doesn't mean I **.

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At 00:02:02,940, Character said: You're ridiculous.

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At 00:02:04,060, Character said: Quit it.

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At 00:02:06,880, Character said: I don't know if he's home, but maybe I
should go check on him and see how he's

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At 00:02:10,820, Character said: doing.

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At 00:02:12,880, Character said: Oh, stop it.

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At 00:02:14,620, Character said: Alright, I'll talk to you later.

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At 00:02:17,720, Character said: Bye.

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At 00:02:32,840, Character said: I'm so sorry.

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At 00:02:34,520, Character said: Sorry, I didn't see anything.

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At 00:02:41,400, Character said: Chris, is it alright if I come in?

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At 00:02:43,680, Character said: Yeah, yeah, come in.

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At 00:02:48,600, Character said: So, I wanted to come and apologize for
not knocking earlier.

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At 00:02:55,340, Character said: That was totally my bad.

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At 00:02:58,280, Character said: It's not a big deal.

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At 00:02:59,580, Character said: I was a little embarrassed, though,
actually.

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At 00:03:02,280, Character said: You don't have to be embarrassed.

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At 00:03:03,460, Character said: I mean, I've taken nudes before.

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At 00:03:05,540, Character said: I didn't even see anything. Like, it's
totally okay.

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At 00:03:10,380, Character said: No need to be embarrassed.

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At 00:03:11,960, Character said: I mean, yeah, but everyone takes nudes.
But it was more for, like, the rate my

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At 00:03:18,520, Character said: d***k thing. Honestly, I wanted to see,
like, what would have been rated. But

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At 00:03:22,920, Character said: there's two questions.

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At 00:03:24,500, Character said: Rate my d***k?

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At 00:03:25,740, Character said: What do you mean? Like, other girls are
rating it for you?

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At 00:03:30,859, Character said: Yeah, yeah, I guess. I don't really know
who it is. It's everybody, but, you

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At 00:03:35,520, Character said: know, I just kind of want to see how it
would have been rated.

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At 00:03:38,060, Character said: Well, I mean, from what I... I mean,
never mind.

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At 00:03:42,500, Character said: I mean, I could always help you take a
photo or... I don't know, like,

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At 00:03:49,120, Character said: do you want me to rate it? I've seen
quite a few before.

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At 00:03:53,040, Character said: What about, like, Dad?

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At 00:03:55,940, Character said: I mean, me and your father have been
separated for...

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At 00:04:00,540, Character said: three months, and I really don't think
we're getting back together.

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At 00:04:04,120, Character said: So, I mean, now I'm just your stepmom,
and, you know.

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At 00:04:10,980, Character said: I mean, I guess, yeah, I guess you're
right.

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At 00:04:19,100, Character said: Sure, you can take a photo if you want.

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At 00:04:21,860, Character said: Do you want to, do you need me to look
away so you can get ready?

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At 00:04:27,300, Character said: No, I should be alright.

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At 00:04:29,640, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:04:33,820, Character said: Oh, wow.

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At 00:04:35,940, Character said: I mean, here, let me get the picture
that you want.

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At 00:04:42,020, Character said: Yeah, it's a good angle.

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At 00:04:44,740, Character said: I stuck with the angles. That was
honestly what was taking me so long.

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At 00:04:50,800, Character said: If I was going to rate it, I'd probably
rate you... Can I touch it?

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At 00:04:56,420, Character said: Yeah. Yeah?

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At 00:05:00,680, Character said: I would rate you definitely like a 9.

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At 00:05:04,240, Character said: Definitely above average.

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At 00:05:06,880, Character said: Definitely bigger than your father's
c***k.

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At 00:05:09,840, Character said: The last thing I was expecting.

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At 00:05:12,960, Character said: The only real way I can rate it though
is if I put it in my mouth. Is that

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At 00:05:18,300, Character said: alright?

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At 00:05:20,020, Character said: Yeah, I guess.

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At 00:05:47,510, Character said: Yeah, I would definitely rate it a 9.

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At 00:05:53,530, Character said: It's a good rating to me.

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At 00:05:56,110, Character said: I'm getting a little hot. Do you mind if
I take this off?

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At 00:06:00,330, Character said: I don't mind.

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At 00:06:05,910, Character said: That's way better.

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At 00:06:10,750, Character said: I've rated your cough. Do you want to
rate my t***s?

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At 00:06:15,310, Character said: I would give them a solid 9 .2. 9 .5
even, maybe.

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At 00:06:20,330, Character said: I mean, but you haven't even seen them
yet.

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At 00:06:23,030, Character said: I've been looking around. It's been my
cell phone for a while.

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At 00:07:03,300, Character said: Oh, dear.

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At 00:07:33,200, Character said: Could you help me undo my bra?

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At 00:07:35,620, Character said: It's so hot in your room.

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At 00:07:41,380, Character said: That's much better.

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At 00:07:43,520, Character said: Yeah. So, you don't have any plans this
afternoon, do you?

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At 00:07:48,640, Character said: No.

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At 00:07:50,420, Character said: Would you want to have s***x with your
son?

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At 00:07:54,280, Character said: I mean... You cannot tell your dad.

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At 00:08:01,100, Character said: I don't see why I would.

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At 00:08:03,600, Character said: Could be our little secret.

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At 00:08:05,340, Character said: As long as you don't tell him.

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At 00:08:07,140, Character said: The only way he'll find out is if you
tell him.

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At 00:08:10,840, Character said: My lips are closed.

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At 00:08:39,610, Character said: It's been so long since I've slept on a
nice big c***k like that.

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At 00:08:46,230, Character said: This is just what I need.

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At 00:08:51,870, Character said: Believe it or not, this is just what I
needed too.

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At 00:08:58,130, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:08:59,699, Character said: I'm sitting in your room all horny.

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At 00:09:03,900, Character said: Can't say I haven't thought about it
before.

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At 00:09:11,560, Character said: F***k.

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At 00:10:13,680, Character said: Last thing I expected.

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At 00:10:15,580, Character said: Oh my gosh.

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At 00:10:17,220, Character said: Me too. I came in here to apologize.

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At 00:10:21,660, Character said: Apology accepted.

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At 00:10:39,839, Character said: You ready to be a good step -son and
come f***k your step -mom?

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At 00:10:44,420, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:10:46,360, Character said: I'll have to get out of these.

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At 00:10:55,920, Character said: How do you want me?

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At 00:10:58,200, Character said: You can get on top.

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At 00:11:18,789, Character said: Are you ready for me to start?

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At 00:11:50,300, Character said: S***t.

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At 00:11:51,440, Character said: I thought my stepmom was so tired.

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At 00:11:58,820, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:12:01,640, Character said: Oh, yes.

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At 00:12:06,480, Character said: Oh, s***t.

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At 00:12:09,560, Character said: S***t.

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At 00:12:12,380, Character said: You're such a good stepmom, taking care
of your stepmom.

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At 00:12:16,680, Character said: Oh, it is hard.

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At 00:13:03,560, Character said: Oh my god, I should have done this ages
ago.

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At 00:14:11,690, Character said: I f***g love it.

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At 00:14:55,630, Character said: You like go straight to these holes in
your face.

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At 00:16:02,000, Character said: Come here and f***k me, doggy. Come and
give me that c***k.

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At 00:16:08,200, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:16:11,420, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:16:13,980, Character said: It's so big. I f***g love it.

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At 00:16:17,940, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:16:19,940, Character said: Oh, f***k.

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At 00:16:41,420, Character said: It's almost better than your father.

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At 00:16:44,180, Character said: Why do you laugh?

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At 00:17:44,910, Character said: I'm too good.

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At 00:19:48,629, Character said: F***k yeah, I could do this any time.

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At 00:20:26,410, Character said: bouncing on my d***k you love it i love
it who's the best stepmom you

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At 00:20:33,350, Character said: say it again stepmom of the year best
stepmom

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At 00:21:59,630, Character said: Oh, get on your back.

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