Frequently.Asked.Questions.About.Time.Travel Subtitles

At 00:01:32,400, Character said: Time travel.

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At 00:01:35,360, Character said: It'll turn your brain into
spaghetti if you let it.

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At 00:01:38,320, Character said: Best not to think about it.

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At 00:01:40,320, Character said: Best just to get on
with the job in hand,

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At 00:01:43,400, Character said: which is destroying the enemy
before they're even born

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At 00:01:45,800, Character said: and have a chance to threaten us.

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At 00:01:48,000, Character said: We're expecting
any resistance to be light,

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At 00:01:50,720, Character said: as the ancestors of our enemies
have yet to evolve any thumbs,

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At 00:01:54,360, Character said: or indeed spines.

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At 00:01:57,320, Character said: But that does not change the fact
that they may one day

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At 00:01:59,640, Character said: evolve into a species that may
pose a threat to us.

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At 00:02:02,640, Character said: And for that reason we are going
to rain down a fiery death upon them,

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At 00:02:06,280, Character said: that will turn the surface of their
planet into a radioactive desert

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At 00:02:10,040, Character said: because we are the Planetary Peace Corps
and that is what we do!

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At 00:02:15,840, Character said: Now, are you nappy-wearing motherfuckers
ready to lock and load and get it on?!

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At 00:02:29,160, Character said: What? No-no-no-no! Shh!

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At 00:02:31,920, Character said: Look, it's not even a real gun! Ooh!

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At 00:02:35,520, Character said: Ooh! Look at all the lights!

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At 00:02:41,760, Character said: - Liftoff.
- Shut up!

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At 00:04:04,120, Character said: Due to technical difficulties,
the Star Ride is closed until further notice.

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At 00:04:11,800, Character said: Due to technical difficulties,
the Star Ride is closed until further notice.

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At 00:04:19,240, Character said: Two for one at Dinoburger.

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At 00:04:22,160, Character said: Two for one at Dinoburger.

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At 00:04:24,760, Character said: It doesn't even make any sense.
Why would we do this?

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At 00:04:27,360, Character said: Toby, don't start.

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At 00:04:29,720, Character said: All right, love?
Two for one at Dinoburger.

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At 00:04:32,400, Character said: We're encouraging people to eat dinosaurs,
to eat us, you know.

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At 00:04:35,800, Character said: - Why would we do that?
- We're not real dinosaurs.

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At 00:04:38,640, Character said: - We should be dressed as cavemen.
- Tobe, why do you always do this?

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At 00:04:42,480, Character said: You were the same on the Ghost Train.

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At 00:04:44,040, Character said: That wasn't logical, either.
Werewolves and vampires are natural enemies.

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At 00:04:48,480, Character said: There is no way they would team up
to attack a train.

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At 00:04:51,920, Character said: Stop thinking!

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At 00:04:53,120, Character said: - Yeah...
- And talking!

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At 00:04:55,760, Character said: Yeah, you're right actually.

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At 00:04:57,640, Character said: We can't think much, cos a dinosaur's
brain is only the size of a walnut.

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At 00:05:01,400, Character said: As far as talking goes,
it's just like...

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At 00:05:11,200, Character said: Tobe, Tobe, Toby!

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At 00:05:12,560, Character said: Stop it! You want to be careful
you don't get lost in the role.

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At 00:05:16,160, Character said: I heard of this one guy
over on the Star Ride.

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At 00:05:18,480, Character said: Actually thought he was a Space Ranger.

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At 00:05:20,680, Character said: Traumatised a load of kids.
They sacked him.

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At 00:05:23,440, Character said: Oh, hello, Ray.
Didn't see you there.

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At 00:05:26,960, Character said: Pete. Tobe.

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At 00:05:29,400, Character said: - It was a crappy job, anyway.
- Yeah.

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At 00:05:31,280, Character said: - Loser.
- Says the man dressed as a dinosaur.

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At 00:05:38,920, Character said: So, what are you gonna do?

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At 00:05:41,520, Character said: I don't know.
I was thinking about maybe moving back home,

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At 00:05:44,520, Character said: - taking that job at my uncle's place.
- Why do you wanna do that?

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At 00:05:47,880, Character said: - We can get you another job here.
- Where?

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At 00:05:51,120, Character said: Barry Burp's Bubble Ride?
Get you a job there easy.

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At 00:05:54,160, Character said: - High turnover cos of the chlorine in the eyes.
- Hmm! It is tempting.

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At 00:05:57,720, Character said: But there should be more to life
than dressing up as a bubble.

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At 00:06:02,800, Character said: Maybe it's time to get real.

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At 00:06:05,880, Character said: So...

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At 00:06:08,160, Character said: In an ideal world,
what would be your perfect job?

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At 00:06:11,640, Character said: - I don't know. Comic shop?
- Oh, come on. Think bigger.

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At 00:06:15,200, Character said: Astronaut?

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At 00:06:17,400, Character said: Yeah, cool!

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At 00:06:19,600, Character said: But I mean your absolute dream job?
I mean, if there was... no limit.

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At 00:06:24,760, Character said: No limits?

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At 00:06:26,280, Character said: Well, it's obvious.

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At 00:06:28,400, Character said: It's g***t to be Time Lord.

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At 00:06:29,520, Character said: Oh, come to daddy! Ooh.
What's that?

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At 00:06:33,760, Character said: - Four minutes, 32.
- That's bollocks. You led him on.

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At 00:06:37,160, Character said: - What's this?
- It's a bet.

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At 00:06:38,640, Character said: He reckons you'll mention time travel
in under five minutes.

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At 00:06:41,680, Character said: You're making bets on me?

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At 00:06:43,560, Character said: On the day I get fired,
you're making bets on me?

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At 00:06:45,720, Character said: He did. I didn't want to.

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At 00:06:48,360, Character said: I do talk about other things.

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At 00:06:49,960, Character said: What? Like sky-fi?

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At 00:06:53,520, Character said: How many times? It's not "sci-fi", Pete,
it's "science fiction",

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At 00:06:57,760, Character said: or "SF",
which can also stand for "speculative fiction".

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At 00:07:01,080, Character said: Jesus.
And you wonder why you can't get laid.

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At 00:07:04,040, Character said: I can!

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At 00:07:05,760, Character said: I do.

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At 00:07:08,080, Character said: Some girls are into science fiction.

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At 00:07:10,640, Character said: You see, that's your problem, Ray.
Your ideal girl is you.

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At 00:07:14,960, Character said: With t***s.

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At 00:07:19,640, Character said: In fact, your ideal girl is him.

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At 00:07:23,160, Character said: I object to that!

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At 00:07:26,120, Character said: Now that was a s***t film.
Someone should write and complain.

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At 00:07:30,720, Character said: "Dear Hollywood, you're s***t."

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At 00:07:33,160, Character said: How hard can it be to make a film
that doesn't s***k?

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At 00:07:35,960, Character said: I've g***t millions of great ideas.

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At 00:07:37,960, Character said: - Like what?
- What?

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At 00:07:39,800, Character said: Come on,
I wanna hear one of your great ideas.

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At 00:07:42,160, Character said: OK.

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At 00:07:46,200, Character said: Right.

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At 00:07:48,640, Character said: Prepare to be amazed.

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At 00:07:51,400, Character said: Ninja Yodeller.

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At 00:07:54,840, Character said: Are you just, like,
saying random words, Tobe?

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At 00:07:57,320, Character said: No. Yodeller by day,
ninja by night, you see?

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At 00:08:00,400, Character said: Oh, yeah, because the other way around
would be really stupid.

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At 00:08:04,880, Character said: No, you've g***t like ninjas
who are really quiet, yeah?

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At 00:08:07,920, Character said: Yodellers, really loud.
There's a conflict for the character.

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At 00:08:11,280, Character said: Torn between two worlds.

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At 00:08:13,240, Character said: He's really thought about this.

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At 00:08:15,720, Character said: OK, you know the way sometimes
you come up with a really s***t idea

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At 00:08:19,720, Character said: like on purpose,
to try and test us out?

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At 00:08:22,480, Character said: Yeah?

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At 00:08:23,880, Character said: Is this one?

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At 00:08:26,320, Character said: Yeah, you g***t me.

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At 00:08:30,600, Character said: - Nearly had you, though.
- And him.

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At 00:08:32,320, Character said: - Yeah.
- Ninja yodeller.

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At 00:08:34,760, Character said: Ninja yodeller.

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At 00:08:36,320, Character said: - How is your real script going?
- I'm doing most of the work up here.

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At 00:08:39,920, Character said: Besides, every writer
needs to get out in the real world.

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At 00:08:43,240, Character said: Have some experiences, fresh ones,
to enrich his work.

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At 00:08:46,960, Character said: Really? I thought a writer
needed to stay in and write.

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At 00:08:51,880, Character said: Yeah. That's the eternal
enigma of creativity.

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At 00:08:55,040, Character said: We should discuss it.
In the pub.

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At 00:08:57,360, Character said: - Give me that.
- Oi!

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At 00:08:58,600, Character said: Oh, you thieving get!

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At 00:09:01,080, Character said: - I said that!
- All great writers steal.

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At 00:09:03,840, Character said: - Oh! Ray said that?
- What?

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At 00:09:05,880, Character said: Give it to me. Give me my book.

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At 00:09:07,640, Character said: Come on!

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At 00:09:12,240, Character said: You'll see. One day I'll be famous
and then you'll be sorry.

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At 00:09:18,960, Character said: "Dear Hollywood, please stop making
so many crappy movies.

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At 00:09:24,480, Character said: "Here are a few tips to help you out.

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At 00:09:27,280, Character said: "One: story is king.
Always has been, always will be."

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At 00:09:31,640, Character said: - This is eating into our drinking time.
- OK.

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At 00:09:34,840, Character said: Er, remakes, Jude Law...

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At 00:09:38,760, Character said: "Han shot first.

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At 00:09:40,560, Character said: "More Firefly...