Appropriate.Behavior.2014.LIMITED.DVDRip.x264-PSYCHD Subtitles

At 00:01:30,621, Character said: Don't forget this.

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At 00:01:32,723, Character said: That was a present for you.

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At 00:01:35,293, Character said: I don't feel comfortable
holding on to it.

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At 00:01:37,462, Character said: What ** I supposed
to do with it?

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At 00:01:39,765, Character said: Throw it away.

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At 00:01:42,968, Character said: Fine.

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At 00:02:26,677, Character said: We were an "it" couple.

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At 00:02:28,546, Character said: Not really.

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At 00:02:30,348, Character said: Like when we'd go to parties
and there was dancing,

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At 00:02:32,600, Character said: we'd start dancing
and everyone would

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At 00:02:34,102, Character said: make a circle around us
and watch us dance.

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At 00:02:36,954, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:02:40,643, Character said: Okay, why don't you tell me

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At 00:02:42,562, Character said: what you need, Shirin?

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At 00:02:44,864, Character said: I need my girlfriend back.

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At 00:02:47,233, Character said: Dude, I really think

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At 00:02:48,716, Character said: you just need to mourn this
and move on.

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At 00:02:52,253, Character said: I really want to eat
my feelings right now.

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At 00:02:54,338, Character said: You know what?
I think that's an amazing idea.

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At 00:02:56,459, Character said: Why don't we order
all the fatty, disgusting foods

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At 00:02:59,661, Character said: we never let ourselves eat?

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At 00:03:01,030, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:03:02,230, Character said: Hey, girls.
How you doin' today?

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At 00:03:03,899, Character said: Hey.
Fantastic.

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At 00:03:06,134, Character said: And you?
Uh, what's your name?

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At 00:03:07,902, Character said: Brendan.
Brendan.

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At 00:03:09,570, Character said: Hey, I'm crystal.

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At 00:03:10,840, Character said: Hey, crystal.
What can I get you today?

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At 00:03:12,707, Character said: Um, let me see.

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At 00:03:13,959, Character said: I would love an...

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At 00:03:16,795, Character said: Unsweetened glass of iced tea.

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At 00:03:18,612, Character said: No problem.
Thank you.

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At 00:03:20,314, Character said: And can I just have one
of those complimentary mints

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At 00:03:21,400, Character said: I saw by the entrance
and a glass of ice water

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At 00:03:23,902, Character said: and a little bit of lemon
in there.

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At 00:03:26,323, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:03:27,288, Character said: Thank you so much.
Thanks, Brendan.

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At 00:03:30,658, Character said: Mmm, delish.

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At 00:03:32,394, Character said: Mmm, can't wait.

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At 00:03:36,481, Character said: I'm dead inside.

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At 00:03:38,584, Character said: Can you tell
just by looking at me

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At 00:03:40,453, Character said: that I'm dead inside?

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At 00:03:41,486, Character said: I really think
you had to end it.

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At 00:03:43,588, Character said: I mean, she wasn't even
f***g you towards the end.

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At 00:03:46,807, Character said: Maybe it was a phase.

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At 00:03:50,329, Character said: Thanks, Brendan.

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At 00:03:56,550, Character said: How about "Giraffe"?

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At 00:03:58,670, Character said: What about "safe word"?

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At 00:04:00,406, Character said: Like the word "safe word"
as our safe word?

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At 00:04:02,707, Character said: Let's cut out the middleman,

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At 00:04:04,225, Character said: 'cause what happens
if you forget your safe word?

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At 00:04:06,360, Character said: Okay, then,
the safe word is "safe word."

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At 00:04:08,263, Character said: Great.
Let's do this.

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At 00:04:09,848, Character said: What's the scenario?

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At 00:04:11,417, Character said: I'm your tax auditor.

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At 00:04:15,670, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:04:16,889, Character said: Miss?
Yes?

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At 00:04:19,740, Character said: Can you please
fill out this form?

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At 00:04:23,778, Character said: All right.

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At 00:04:34,488, Character said: Miss?
Yes?

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At 00:04:36,691, Character said: I've been a bad
small-business owner.

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At 00:04:39,226, Character said: What seems to be the problem?

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At 00:04:40,980, Character said: I don't have any of my receipts

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At 00:04:42,613, Character said: from June until August,

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At 00:04:44,816, Character said: and I'm gonna
have to be punished.

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At 00:04:47,218, Character said: That's actually easily remedied.

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At 00:04:49,555, Character said: If you'll just fill in
the larger expenses in Section C

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At 00:04:52,189, Character said: and cross-check them
with Section B.

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At 00:04:53,391, Character said: Maxine.
What?

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At 00:04:54,225, Character said: You are killing the s***y.

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At 00:04:56,495, Character said: I'm just--

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At 00:04:57,596, Character said: I'm not into role play.

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At 00:04:59,932, Character said: That's-- that's okay.

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At 00:05:01,766, Character said: I'm vanilla.

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At 00:05:03,401, Character said: Don't say that.

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At 00:05:04,536, Character said: It true.
I'm not kinky.

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At 00:05:06,838, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:05:09,975, Character said: Look at me.

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At 00:05:11,843, Character said: I like vanilla.

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At 00:05:14,980, Character said: I'm not really in the mood.

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At 00:05:16,949, Character said: I'm sorry.

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At 00:05:19,851, Character said: It's okay.

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At 00:05:37,536, Character said: Banal s***x shouldn't start

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At 00:05:39,204, Character said: until at least a year
into a relationship.

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At 00:05:41,923, Character said: I moved in too soon.

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At 00:05:43,992, Character said: When are you going back to work?

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At 00:05:46,228, Character said: I'm not.

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At 00:05:47,629, Character said: No!

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At 00:05:49,064, Character said: The only reason they hired me
in the first place

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At 00:05:51,033, Character said: is 'cause they wanted

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At 00:05:52,399, Character said: a middle eastern person
on staff.

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At 00:05:53,901, Character said: Now that Yahveh's in editorial,

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At 00:05:55,437, Character said: everyone's gushing
over how Syrian she is.

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At 00:05:57,305, Character said: I'm not letting you fall
into a bottomless pit

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At 00:05:59,975, Character said: of despair and unemployment
on my couch.

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At 00:06:03,644, Character said: Nothing brings me joy.

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At 00:06:05,047, Character said: Well... I think this guy
I know is hiring.

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At 00:06:08,483, Character said: Let me talk to him.

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At 00:06:09,817, Character said: And are you gonna go look

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At 00:06:10,918, Character said: at that apartment
in Bushwick later?

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At 00:06:12,387, Character said: I can't. I have to
go see my parents.

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At 00:06:14,055, Character said: Oh, my God!
Can I come?

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At 00:06:16,057, Character said: Your dad is so hot.

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At 00:06:17,759, Character said: I just want to, like, paint him.

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At 00:06:19,761, Character said: Ugh, no.

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At 00:06:21,362, Character said: That is exactly
why you cannot come.

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At 00:06:23,831, Character said: So, uh...

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At 00:06:26,468, Character said: So, in the afternoon,
I took an appendix,

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At 00:06:28,903, Character said: and I rewired it on this kid

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At 00:06:31,305, Character said: who had no control
of his own urine.

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At 00:06:34,076, Character said: Stop.
Wow.

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At 00:06:35,377, Character said: No, no, no, we made him dry.

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At 00:06:36,677, Character said: But now he has to pee
out of his belly button.

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At 00:06:38,514, Character said: Please stop.

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At 00:06:39,648, Character said: This is fascinating.
Not while we're eating.

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At 00:06:41,901, Character said: Yeah, it can wait
until after, right?
Okay.

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At 00:06:43,886, Character said: Did you see Ali's picture

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At 00:06:44,836, Character said: of the s***x-reassignment
surgery?

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At 00:06:46,471, Character said: No, I didn't, 'cause
I deleted it the minute

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At 00:06:48,005, Character said: I read "intestine vagina"
in the subject.

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At 00:06:50,875, Character said: They're interesting
pictures.
Yeah, they are.

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At 00:06:52,394, Character said: Show them.
Please don't do this.

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At 00:06:54,028, Character said: I don't understand why

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At 00:06:55,196, Character said: he had to go into urology.

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At 00:06:56,615, Character said: It's because he loves
the penises so much.

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At 00:06:58,050, Character said: Funny, dad.

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At 00:06:59,418, Character said: Here you go.
Check it out.
Ugh!

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At 00:07:00,769, Character said: Oh, my God.
What?

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At 00:07:02,120, Character said: Take a look at it.
You're not even looking at it.

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At 00:07:03,672, Character said: Please put that away.

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At 00:07:04,822, Character said: I don't want to see it.

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At 00:07:05,723, Character said: She doesn't want to see it.

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At 00:07:06,908, Character said: Put it away.
Okay, suit yourself.

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At 00:07:08,959, Character said: Layli.
Yes?

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At 00:07:11,512, Character said: Ali says that you just started
your fellowship.

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At 00:07:14,533, Character said: That's right.

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At 00:07:15,966, Character said: Plastic surgery.

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At 00:07:17,435, Character said: Mm-hmm.

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At 00:07:18,504, Character said: Isn't it weird, though?

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At 00:07:20,889, Character said: Like, he's dealing

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At 00:07:22,606, Character said: with life-and-death situations
every day,

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At 00:07:24,209, Character said: and then you're with
these middle-aged housewives

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At 00:07:26,978, Character said: with low self-esteem.

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At 00:07:30,014, Character said: Layli is a pediatric

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At 00:07:31,884, Character said: reconstructive plastic surgeon.

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At 00:07:33,784, Character said: I actually--
Uh, I specialize

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At 00:07:35,553, Character said: in burn treatment
and skin grafting.

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At 00:07:39,742, Character said: Cool.

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At 00:07:41,143, Character said: I heard you are working
at "The Brooklyn Paper."

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At 00:07:44,295, Character said: Yeah.

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