La femme-objet (1980) Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:19,566 --> 00:00:24,154 PROGRAMMED FOR PLEASURE 2 00:00:24,863 --> 00:00:28,700 Written and directed by FREDERIC LANSAC. 3 00:00:41,630 --> 00:00:44,967 I don't know how to start such an extraordinary story... 4 00:00:45,759 --> 00:00:49,096 although I have imagined so many amazing tales... 5 00:00:49,846 --> 00:00:51,348 But this time... 6 00:00:51,765 --> 00:00:53,245 This time it's for real. 7 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:54,726 It really happened to me. 8 00:01:31,930 --> 00:01:36,393 I'm 32 years old... and what you might call a normal man. 9 00:01:37,436 --> 00:01:39,021 Well... almost. 10 00:01:39,813 --> 00:01:41,815 I have a tremendous s***x drive. 11 00:01:44,484 --> 00:01:46,194 Oh, that's lovely. 12 00:01:46,361 --> 00:01:48,155 That's just what I was going to say. 13 00:01:51,366 --> 00:01:53,160 And you haven't seen anything yet. 14 00:01:53,327 --> 00:01:54,828 When I was 14 years old 15 00:01:55,078 --> 00:01:57,080 we had to change the maid every three days. 16 00:01:57,706 --> 00:01:59,833 They didn't have enough time to do the work... 17 00:01:59,868 --> 00:02:01,393 or enough strength. 18 00:02:01,428 --> 00:02:02,919 Well, what do you know! 19 00:02:04,087 --> 00:02:05,589 I've done a lot of traveling. 20 00:02:05,756 --> 00:02:08,091 I've explored just about every whorehouse in the world. 21 00:02:09,009 --> 00:02:13,430 They all g***t tired of my... "appetite." 22 00:02:13,722 --> 00:02:15,974 Then one day, I met Sabine. 23 00:03:56,032 --> 00:03:58,744 At long last, I had met the ideal lover. 24 00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:02,998 The one I had searched for for so long. 25 00:04:25,187 --> 00:04:27,939 She accepted all my whims... and all my fantasies... 26 00:04:28,607 --> 00:04:30,150 Even the kinkiest ones. 27 00:04:31,109 --> 00:04:32,819 Oh, Sabine... 28 00:04:42,204 --> 00:04:44,331 - Two Vittel waters, please. - Yes, sir. 29 00:04:46,124 --> 00:04:47,959 - Listen... - Yes? 30 00:04:52,172 --> 00:04:53,507 Over there. 31 00:04:54,049 --> 00:04:55,634 - On the right. - Okay, thank you. 32 00:04:57,803 --> 00:05:00,263 Come darling, I have to make a telephone call. 33 00:06:07,455 --> 00:06:09,958 Oh, yes... Come! 34 00:06:17,674 --> 00:06:19,926 I'll check what's going on there. 35 00:06:27,851 --> 00:06:31,062 Yes, it's good... 36 00:06:35,483 --> 00:06:36,943 Oh, it's good! 37 00:07:37,754 --> 00:07:39,422 Yes... More! 38 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:40,924 Yes, harder! 39 00:11:19,642 --> 00:11:21,352 Yes, go on... 40 00:12:34,259 --> 00:12:39,222 Sadly, women are as wavering as the wind, as the saying goes. 41 00:12:40,014 --> 00:12:41,849 Sabine, my dear Sabine, 42 00:12:42,517 --> 00:12:47,438 was starting to get fed up with my gargantuan appetite. 43 00:12:48,523 --> 00:12:49,983 She wasn't the same woman. 44 00:12:50,275 --> 00:12:53,736 She wasn't as willing as she used to be. 45 00:13:25,768 --> 00:13:26,978 Not again! 46 00:13:30,273 --> 00:13:31,316 Oh, no! 47 00:13:44,037 --> 00:13:45,621 Can't I be left alone for 5 minutes? 48 00:13:49,042 --> 00:13:50,668 This guy's going to kill me! 49 00:13:50,703 --> 00:13:52,003 You're beautiful... 50 00:13:53,296 --> 00:13:54,422 Lucky me! 51 00:14:00,261 --> 00:14:01,846 Here we go again! 52 00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:11,606 What about the dishes? 53 00:14:20,531 --> 00:14:22,200 It's just not possible. 54 00:14:28,247 --> 00:14:30,333 Is he ever going to stop? 55 00:14:30,541 --> 00:14:31,876 He's never going to stop! 56 00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,214 Enough! 57 00:14:43,763 --> 00:14:45,556 What a bore! 58 00:14:54,232 --> 00:14:55,566 I was a lost man. 59 00:14:56,484 --> 00:14:59,070 No more ideas. No more projects. 60 00:14:59,904 --> 00:15:01,614 I had only one thing on my mind: 61 00:15:01,649 --> 00:15:03,241 How to get her back? 62 00:15:04,283 --> 00:15:05,993 Perhaps with tenderness? 63 00:15:06,536 --> 00:15:08,454 That's how desperate I was! 64 00:15:09,288 --> 00:15:10,498 Tenderness! 65 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,375 Let's try tenderness, then... 66 00:15:13,292 --> 00:15:14,877 I rushed into it blindly. 67 00:15:19,590 --> 00:15:20,591 Sabine? 68 00:15:27,014 --> 00:15:28,057 Sabine? 69 00:15:35,898 --> 00:15:38,568 Come on, Sabine. Don't be childish. 70 00:15:39,277 --> 00:15:40,862 Open the door. 71 00:15:42,029 --> 00:15:43,029 Open the door! 72 00:15:44,490 --> 00:15:45,741 Sabine? 73 00:15:45,992 --> 00:15:47,493 I won't touch you, I swear. 74 00:15:49,537 --> 00:15:50,746 Come on, let me in. 75 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:17,208 Lost. I was completely lost. 76 00:17:33,724 --> 00:17:35,560 I spent all my time looking for a lay. 77 00:17:36,727 --> 00:17:38,187 Then suddenly... 78 00:17:53,703 --> 00:17:54,704 I had an idea. 79 00:17:55,496 --> 00:17:57,540 Mixing business with pleasure. 80 00:18:12,597 --> 00:18:14,432 I decided to hire myself a secretary. 81 00:18:14,932 --> 00:18:19,604 I interviewed two or three girls before choosing Lucille... 82 00:18:19,639 --> 00:18:22,565 who seemed to have all the qualities required. 83 00:18:26,485 --> 00:18:29,071 FRAMO Temporary Secretarial Agency. 84 00:19:39,225 --> 00:19:42,186 If you carry on like this, I won't finish chapter 6 tonight. 85 00:19:45,856 --> 00:19:48,317 - No! - Yes! 86 00:19:48,484 --> 00:19:50,159 - Oh, no! - Oh, yes! 87 00:19:50,194 --> 00:19:53,656 Listen... What about chapter 6? 88 00:19:53,948 --> 00:19:55,915 I'll never finish it. 89 00:19:55,950 --> 00:19:57,576 - Stop! - You're so pretty! 90 00:19:57,743 --> 00:19:59,787 No... Listen... My work... 91 00:20:31,986 --> 00:20:32,986 There... 92 00:21:29,627 --> 00:21:34,632 "FRAMO Temporary Job Agency. At your service, 24 hours a day". 93 00:21:34,924 --> 00:21:37,176 At last, an advertisement that told the truth. 94 00:21:37,718 --> 00:21:41,180 I appreciated that. I appreciated it immensely. 95 00:21:42,181 --> 00:21:46,185 Lucille just decided to stick it out, whenever I felt like sticking it in. 96 00:22:21,846 --> 00:22:23,639 Don't stop on my account... 97 00:22:25,599 --> 00:22:27,434 Well, if she says she doesn't mind... 98 00:23:19,111 --> 00:23:21,155 I hope you have good insurance. 99 00:23:26,994 --> 00:23:30,456 Oh, yes... Oh, Nicolas! 100 00:23:34,126 --> 00:23:35,669 "Good insurance"... 101 00:23:36,962 --> 00:23:41,383 I was having as much fun with her as with Sabine when our affair began. 102 00:23:54,730 --> 00:23:56,065 You're hurting me! 103 00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:55,828 That was nice... Good job! 104 00:26:57,496 --> 00:27:00,332 Lucille was very sexually frustrated. 105 00:27:01,125 --> 00:27:04,837 Before she met me, she only made love once a day. 106 00:27:06,463 --> 00:27:07,888 Once a day? 107 00:27:07,923 --> 00:27:09,883 With me it was once an hour! 108 00:27:32,865 --> 00:27:33,865 More... 109 00:30:30,334 --> 00:30:31,334 Right! 110 00:30:32,127 --> 00:30:35,047 Chapter 5: The City of Wizards. 111 00:30:38,175 --> 00:30:39,426 It was the end of the world... 112 00:30:40,802 --> 00:30:41,887 Some survivors... 113 00:30:42,971 --> 00:30:44,264 Wizards! 114 00:30:44,848 --> 00:30:46,516 I mean... a new kind of wizards. 115 00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:48,268 Computers... 116 00:30:50,604 --> 00:30:52,939 Robots that were programmed... for pleasure. 117 00:30:53,857 --> 00:30:56,693 Pleasure was the last refuge for the survivors. 118 00:30:57,611 --> 00:30:59,071 They used it... 119 00:31:01,573 --> 00:31:03,033 Overused it. 120 00:31:03,950 --> 00:31:06,912 They pretended they were the image of a dying race... 121 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,080 But... 122 00:31:09,206 --> 00:31:11,666 Who was to succeed this dying race? 123 00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:13,293 Mutants? 124 00:31:14,211 --> 00:31:16,171 Regenerated people? 125 00:31:17,089 --> 00:31:21,051 In a completely darkened sky... 126 00:31:21,968 --> 00:31:24,346 shone the star of Lansac. 127 00:31:24,381 --> 00:31:25,680 I can't write! 128 00:31:27,474 --> 00:31:29,684 But how long was it going to last? 129 00:31:31,103 --> 00:31:32,646 How long? 130 00:31:36,483 --> 00:31:37,567 Is it okay? 131 00:31:38,235 --> 00:31:41,571 - It's impossible... - Did you take it all? 132 00:31:42,447 --> 00:31:46,201 I can't write any more... I can't move! 133 00:31:46,368 --> 00:31:47,702 Have you finished yet? 134 00:32:17,357 --> 00:32:18,567 Not so fast! 135 00:32:26,867 --> 00:32:28,160 I like that! 136 00:33:23,924 --> 00:33:25,175 Wake up! 137 00:33:42,817 --> 00:33:44,528 Are you sleeping or what? 138 00:33:53,245 --> 00:33:54,704 I'm tired... 139 00:33:56,248 --> 00:33:57,791 I can't take it anymore! 140 00:34:10,136 --> 00:34:11,429 She was sleeping... 141 00:34:12,097 --> 00:34:13,848 Sleeping while I was fully aroused. 142 00:34:14,766 --> 00:34:16,017 They're all alike. 143 00:34:16,052 --> 00:34:17,102 Weaklings! 144 00:34:53,597 --> 00:34:54,598 Lucille? 145 00:34:55,599 --> 00:34:57,851 Lucille? Where are you? 146 00:35:04,149 --> 00:35:05,191 Lucille? 147 00:35:26,713 --> 00:35:30,842 Goodbye. I want to live for a few more months. Lucille. 148 00:35:31,384 --> 00:35:34,179 Get back to your impotent man, you dumb bitch! 149 00:36:00,664 -->...