La femme-objet (1980)-resync Movie Subtitles

1 -1:59:37,941 --> -1:59:42,528 PROGRAMMED FOR PLEASURE 2 -1:59:43,236 --> -1:59:47,073 Written and directed by FREDERIC LANSAC. 3 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,336 I don't know how to start such an extraordinary story... 4 00:00:04,128 --> 00:00:07,464 although I have imagined so many amazing tales... 5 00:00:08,214 --> 00:00:09,716 But this time... 6 00:00:10,133 --> 00:00:11,613 This time it's for real. 7 00:00:11,648 --> 00:00:13,093 It really happened to me. 8 00:00:50,290 --> 00:00:54,752 I'm 32 years old... and what you might call a normal man. 9 00:00:55,795 --> 00:00:57,379 Well... almost. 10 00:00:58,171 --> 00:01:00,173 I have a tremendous s***x drive. 11 00:01:02,841 --> 00:01:04,551 Oh, that's lovely. 12 00:01:04,718 --> 00:01:06,511 That's just what I was going to say. 13 00:01:09,722 --> 00:01:11,515 And you haven't seen anything yet. 14 00:01:11,682 --> 00:01:13,183 When I was 14 years old 15 00:01:13,433 --> 00:01:15,434 we had to change the maid every three days. 16 00:01:16,060 --> 00:01:18,187 They didn't have enough time to do the work... 17 00:01:18,222 --> 00:01:19,747 or enough strength. 18 00:01:19,782 --> 00:01:21,272 Well, what do you know! 19 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:23,942 I've done a lot of traveling. 20 00:01:24,109 --> 00:01:26,443 I've explored just about every whorehouse in the world. 21 00:01:27,361 --> 00:01:31,781 They all g***t tired of my... "appetite." 22 00:01:32,073 --> 00:01:34,325 Then one day, I met Sabine. 23 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:17,073 At long last, I had met the ideal lover. 24 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:21,327 The one I had searched for for so long. 25 00:03:43,511 --> 00:03:46,262 She accepted all my whims... and all my fantasies... 26 00:03:46,930 --> 00:03:48,473 Even the kinkiest ones. 27 00:03:49,432 --> 00:03:51,141 Oh, Sabine... 28 00:04:00,524 --> 00:04:02,651 - Two Vittel waters, please. - Yes, sir. 29 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:06,278 - Listen... - Yes? 30 00:04:10,490 --> 00:04:11,825 Over there. 31 00:04:12,367 --> 00:04:13,952 - On the right. - Okay, thank you. 32 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:18,580 Come darling, I have to make a telephone call. 33 00:05:25,758 --> 00:05:28,260 Oh, yes... Come! 34 00:05:35,975 --> 00:05:38,226 I'll check what's going on there. 35 00:05:46,150 --> 00:05:49,360 Yes, it's good... 36 00:05:53,780 --> 00:05:55,240 Oh, it's good! 37 00:06:56,038 --> 00:06:57,706 Yes... More! 38 00:06:57,873 --> 00:06:59,208 Yes, harder! 39 00:10:37,881 --> 00:10:39,590 Yes, go on... 40 00:11:52,482 --> 00:11:57,444 Sadly, women are as wavering as the wind, as the saying goes. 41 00:11:58,236 --> 00:12:00,071 Sabine, my dear Sabine, 42 00:12:00,738 --> 00:12:05,658 was starting to get fed up with my gargantuan appetite. 43 00:12:06,743 --> 00:12:08,203 She wasn't the same woman. 44 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:11,955 She wasn't as willing as she used to be. 45 00:12:43,981 --> 00:12:45,190 Not again! 46 00:12:48,485 --> 00:12:49,527 Oh, no! 47 00:13:02,246 --> 00:13:03,829 Can't I be left alone for 5 minutes? 48 00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:08,875 This guy's going to kill me! 49 00:13:08,910 --> 00:13:10,210 You're beautiful... 50 00:13:11,503 --> 00:13:12,629 Lucky me! 51 00:13:18,466 --> 00:13:20,051 Here we go again! 52 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:29,809 What about the dishes? 53 00:13:38,732 --> 00:13:40,401 It's just not possible. 54 00:13:46,447 --> 00:13:48,532 Is he ever going to stop? 55 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,075 He's never going to stop! 56 00:13:53,202 --> 00:13:54,412 Enough! 57 00:14:01,959 --> 00:14:03,752 What a bore! 58 00:14:12,426 --> 00:14:13,760 I was a lost man. 59 00:14:14,678 --> 00:14:17,263 No more ideas. No more projects. 60 00:14:18,097 --> 00:14:19,807 I had only one thing on my mind: 61 00:14:19,842 --> 00:14:21,433 How to get her back? 62 00:14:22,475 --> 00:14:24,185 Perhaps with tenderness? 63 00:14:24,728 --> 00:14:26,645 That's how desperate I was! 64 00:14:27,479 --> 00:14:28,689 Tenderness! 65 00:14:29,231 --> 00:14:30,566 Let's try tenderness, then... 66 00:14:31,482 --> 00:14:33,067 I rushed into it blindly. 67 00:14:37,779 --> 00:14:38,780 Sabine? 68 00:14:45,202 --> 00:14:46,244 Sabine? 69 00:14:54,084 --> 00:14:56,753 Come on, Sabine. Don't be childish. 70 00:14:57,462 --> 00:14:59,047 Open the door. 71 00:15:00,213 --> 00:15:01,213 Open the door! 72 00:15:02,674 --> 00:15:03,925 Sabine? 73 00:15:04,176 --> 00:15:05,676 I won't touch you, I swear. 74 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:08,929 Come on, let me in. 75 00:16:32,246 --> 00:16:35,373 Lost. I was completely lost. 76 00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:53,721 I spent all my time looking for a lay. 77 00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:56,348 Then suddenly... 78 00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:12,861 I had an idea. 79 00:17:13,653 --> 00:17:15,697 Mixing business with pleasure. 80 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,585 I decided to hire myself a secretary. 81 00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:37,756 I interviewed two or three girls before choosing Lucille... 82 00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:40,716 who seemed to have all the qualities required. 83 00:17:44,636 --> 00:17:47,221 FRAMO Temporary Secretarial Agency. 84 00:18:57,361 --> 00:19:00,321 If you carry on like this, I won't finish chapter 6 tonight. 85 00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:06,451 - No! - Yes! 86 00:19:06,618 --> 00:19:08,292 - Oh, no! - Oh, yes! 87 00:19:08,327 --> 00:19:11,789 Listen... What about chapter 6? 88 00:19:12,081 --> 00:19:14,047 I'll never finish it. 89 00:19:14,082 --> 00:19:15,708 - Stop! - You're so pretty! 90 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,918 No... Listen... My work... 91 00:19:50,111 --> 00:19:51,111 There... 92 00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:52,744 "FRAMO Temporary Job Agency. At your service, 24 hours a day". 93 00:20:53,036 --> 00:20:55,287 At last, an advertisement that told the truth. 94 00:20:55,829 --> 00:20:59,290 I appreciated that. I appreciated it immensely. 95 00:21:00,291 --> 00:21:04,294 Lucille just decided to stick it out, whenever I felt like sticking it in. 96 00:21:39,948 --> 00:21:41,741 Don't stop on my account... 97 00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:45,535 Well, if she says she doesn't mind... 98 00:22:37,201 --> 00:22:39,245 I hope you have good insurance. 99 00:22:45,083 --> 00:22:48,544 Oh, yes... Oh, Nicolas! 100 00:22:52,213 --> 00:22:53,756 "Good insurance"... 101 00:22:55,049 --> 00:22:59,469 I was having as much fun with her as with Sabine when our affair began. 102 00:23:12,813 --> 00:23:14,148 You're hurting me! 103 00:26:11,746 --> 00:26:13,874 That was nice... Good job! 104 00:26:15,541 --> 00:26:18,377 Lucille was very sexually frustrated. 105 00:26:19,170 --> 00:26:22,881 Before she met me, she only made love once a day. 106 00:26:24,506 --> 00:26:25,931 Once a day? 107 00:26:25,966 --> 00:26:27,926 With me it was once an hour! 108 00:26:50,903 --> 00:26:51,903 More... 109 00:29:48,335 --> 00:29:49,335 Right! 110 00:29:50,128 --> 00:29:53,047 Chapter 5: The City of Wizards. 111 00:29:56,175 --> 00:29:57,426 It was the end of the world... 112 00:29:58,801 --> 00:29:59,886 Some survivors... 113 00:30:00,970 --> 00:30:02,263 Wizards! 114 00:30:02,846 --> 00:30:04,514 I mean... a new kind of wizards. 115 00:30:05,098 --> 00:30:06,266 Computers... 116 00:30:08,601 --> 00:30:10,936 Robots that were programmed... for pleasure. 117 00:30:11,854 --> 00:30:14,689 Pleasure was the last refuge for the survivors. 118 00:30:15,607 --> 00:30:17,067 They used it... 119 00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:21,028 Overused it. 120 00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:24,906 They pretended they were the image of a dying race... 121 00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:27,073 But... 122 00:30:27,199 --> 00:30:29,659 Who was to succeed this dying race? 123 00:30:30,243 --> 00:30:31,286 Mutants? 124 00:30:32,203 --> 00:30:34,163 Regenerated people? 125 00:30:35,081 --> 00:30:39,042 In a completely darkened sky... 126 00:30:39,959 --> 00:30:42,336 shone the star of Lansac. 127 00:30:42,371 --> 00:30:43,670 I can't write! 128 00:30:45,464 --> 00:30:47,673 But how long was it going to last? 129 00:30:49,092 --> 00:30:50,635 How long? 130 00:30:54,471 --> 00:30:55,555 Is it okay? 131 00:30:56,222 --> 00:30:59,558 - It's impossible... - Did you take it all? 132 00:31:00,434 --> 00:31:04,187 I can't write any more... I can't move! 133 00:31:04,354 --> 00:31:05,688 Have you finished yet? 134 00:31:35,336 --> 00:31:36,546 Not so fast! 135 00:31:44,844 --> 00:31:46,137 I like that! 136 00:32:41,890 --> 00:32:43,140 Wake up! 137 00:33:00,779 --> 00:33:02,489 Are you sleeping or what? 138 00:33:11,205 --> 00:33:12,663 I'm tired... 139 00:33:14,207 --> 00:33:15,750 I can't take it anymore! 140 00:33:28,092 --> 00:33:29,385 She was sleeping... 141 00:33:30,053 --> 00:33:31,803 Sleeping while I was fully aroused. 142 00:33:32,721 --> 00:33:33,972 They're all alike. 143 00:33:34,007 --> 00:33:35,057 Weaklings! 144 00:34:11,544 --> 00:34:12,545 Lucille? 145 00:34:13,546 --> 00:34:15,797 Lucille? Where are you? 146 00:34:22,094 --> 00:34:23,136 Lucille? 147 00:34:44,653 --> 00:34:48,782 Goodbye. I want to live for a few more months. Lucille. 148 00:34:49,323 --> 00:34:52,118 Get back to your impotent man, you dumb bitch! 149 00:35:18,597 -->...