Skylar Snow, Payton Preslee - Swag And Swap Subtitles

At 00:00:14,900, Character said: Oh, my stomach.

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At 00:00:18,500, Character said: Hi,

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At 00:00:20,000, Character said: Stepson. Hi, boys.

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At 00:00:21,940, Character said: Hey, Stepson.

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At 00:00:23,600, Character said: How are you feeling?

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At 00:00:25,540, Character said: Oh, my stomach hurts.

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At 00:00:29,700, Character said: Still? Well, do you think you'll be
better enough to go back to school this

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At 00:00:33,300, Character said: week? No.

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At 00:00:35,020, Character said: No way.

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At 00:00:36,440, Character said: Really? Because you've already missed,
like, an entire week of school. I think

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At 00:00:40,160, Character said: it's time to go back.

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At 00:00:41,420, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:00:42,660, Character said: Well, how about you have some tea?

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At 00:00:45,600, Character said: It might make you feel better.

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At 00:00:47,160, Character said: It might make my stomach hurt more. No
way, I'll throw that up.

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At 00:00:51,440, Character said: Okay. Okay.

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At 00:00:54,360, Character said: You want to just go talk in the kitchen?

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At 00:00:56,220, Character said: Yeah, yeah, you boys sit here and feel
better, okay?

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At 00:00:59,260, Character said: Maybe more.

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At 00:01:00,660, Character said: You're the best of all.

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At 00:01:09,710, Character said: I can't believe that's so sick, huh?

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At 00:01:11,770, Character said: Yeah, right? They've been sick for a
really long time, and they're, like, not

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At 00:01:15,510, Character said: getting any better.

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At 00:01:16,770, Character said: And how weird is it that they're sick at
the same time?

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At 00:01:20,210, Character said: Yeah, that's bizarre, right?

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At 00:01:22,630, Character said: Something is off. Yeah, something's
definitely going on. Something's fishy.

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At 00:01:26,750, Character said: Oh,

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At 00:01:28,950, Character said: it's the school calling.

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At 00:01:30,550, Character said: Oh, s***t.

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At 00:01:31,650, Character said: I'm going to put on speaker. Yeah.

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At 00:01:34,210, Character said: Hello? Hello, this is Principal Fincher
Good from the...

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At 00:01:38,250, Character said: from Innocent High.

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At 00:01:40,010, Character said: Hi. Hello.

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At 00:01:41,310, Character said: ** I speaking with Ms. Snow and Ms.
President?

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At 00:01:44,730, Character said: Yes. Yes. Yes. We both noticed both your
sons have been absent since the

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At 00:01:50,550, Character said: incident.

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At 00:01:51,810, Character said: Wait. Which incident?

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At 00:01:53,690, Character said: Yeah, what incident are you referring
to?

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At 00:01:56,050, Character said: Yeah, there was an incident that
happened about a week ago. They had some

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At 00:01:59,190, Character said: of verbal application with a couple of
girls.

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At 00:02:02,050, Character said: Wait. Wait.

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At 00:02:03,970, Character said: They g***t in a fight with girls?

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At 00:02:14,140, Character said: We had no idea about it. No, we didn't
know. We were not aware.

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At 00:02:21,200, Character said: Yeah, everything is fine.

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At 00:02:28,920, Character said: Yes,

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At 00:02:30,340, Character said: they'll be ready to go tomorrow.

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At 00:02:33,860, Character said: Absolutely. First thing in the morning.

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At 00:02:36,540, Character said: Okay. You're okay here.

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At 00:02:38,370, Character said: Thank you for letting us know.

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At 00:02:39,850, Character said: Yes, thank you.

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At 00:02:40,570, Character said: Absolutely. Bye -bye.

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At 00:02:44,850, Character said: Oh. What?

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At 00:02:46,930, Character said: Can you believe that?

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At 00:02:48,190, Character said: So, they're getting beat up by a bunch
of girls? That's cool.

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At 00:02:54,170, Character said: That's so insane.

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At 00:02:55,570, Character said: Oh my god, I can't believe it. What
little pussies. Right? Kind of

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At 00:03:00,770, Character said: Well, I think we need to go back in
there and punish them.

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At 00:03:03,810, Character said: Punish them? Yeah.

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At 00:03:05,870, Character said: Look, why don't we just, like, teach
them a lesson?

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At 00:03:09,710, Character said: Teach them a lesson?

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At 00:03:11,290, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:03:12,670, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:03:13,930, Character said: I have something in mind.

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At 00:03:15,330, Character said: All right. You want to go back over
there? Yeah. We'll talk some more.

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At 00:03:19,490, Character said: Let's do it.

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At 00:03:23,830, Character said: So, guess what?

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At 00:03:26,030, Character said: Guess who we were just on the phone
with?

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At 00:03:29,030, Character said: The president?

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At 00:03:30,350, Character said: The principal of your goddamn school.

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At 00:03:32,850, Character said: Mm -hmm.

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At 00:03:34,540, Character said: he told us that you g***t in a little
verbal altercation. Is that true?

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At 00:03:42,460, Character said: Maybe. You want to tell her, bro?

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At 00:03:44,960, Character said: So you're not actually sick, are you?

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At 00:03:48,900, Character said: Look at that.

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At 00:03:50,180, Character said: Too bad. Are you going to tell us what
actually happened?

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At 00:03:57,360, Character said: Look, we just have so much hard time
talking to other girls and...

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At 00:04:02,440, Character said: The other guys call us pussies for it,
man. We just don't know how to make any

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At 00:04:06,800, Character said: first moves.

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At 00:04:07,780, Character said: And, you know, it's embarrassing.

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At 00:04:12,520, Character said: Well, you know, you have to have some,
like, confidence. You have to look

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At 00:04:18,339, Character said: confident. You guys should know how to
do that. Come on. Confident in these

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At 00:04:22,680, Character said: uniforms? Come on.

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At 00:04:24,940, Character said: Hold on.

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At 00:04:26,000, Character said: The real reason those girls...

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At 00:04:29,390, Character said: teasing you and bullying you and making
fun of you is probably because they have

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At 00:04:33,810, Character said: a little crush on you. Yeah.

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At 00:04:35,590, Character said: And that's just how they're showing it.
Kind of weird, but... So what you need

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At 00:04:40,550, Character said: to do is learn some confidence and some
swagger and get a little tough so you

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At 00:04:46,850, Character said: can put these little sluts in their
place.

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At 00:04:49,070, Character said: Exactly. And they're going to want you
guys really bad.

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At 00:04:53,130, Character said: Yeah. But how are we supposed to do
that?

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At 00:05:01,130, Character said: you guys how to be a little bit more
confident and make the girls like you

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At 00:05:05,970, Character said: instead of bully you so it's all about
the way you carry yourself you know you

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At 00:05:12,690, Character said: have to stand up straight chest out it's
gonna make you look so confident like

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At 00:05:19,670, Character said: a real man yeah good and then you want
to take your left hand and cuff your

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At 00:05:26,330, Character said: balls to adjust them a little bit

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At 00:05:29,600, Character said: Like balls?

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At 00:05:30,520, Character said: I don't think we want to touch our junk
in front of girls.

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At 00:05:33,760, Character said: Look, it's going to be really hot for
them. They're going to love it. Girls

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At 00:05:37,240, Character said: into that.

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At 00:05:38,260, Character said: Trust us. She knows what she's talking
about.

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At 00:05:40,820, Character said: Girls think about your c***k way more
than you're thinking about p***y. Trust

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At 00:05:44,880, Character said: Yeah, it's really hot for them.

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At 00:05:47,120, Character said: Yeah, go underneath and cup it.

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At 00:05:49,620, Character said: Not too much. Just a little.

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At 00:05:54,580, Character said: For sure.

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At 00:05:55,620, Character said: Okay, and then you've g***t to have
confidence. You know, you have to have a

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At 00:05:58,420, Character said: walk.

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At 00:06:00,060, Character said: Yeah, practice a walk.

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At 00:06:01,620, Character said: Not for you. With confidence. Come on.
How would you walk?

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At 00:06:04,560, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:06:05,980, Character said: How would you look up to a girl?

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At 00:06:07,960, Character said: I don't know what to do.

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At 00:06:09,560, Character said: No, no. Be confident.

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At 00:06:12,680, Character said: That's not how you're going to do it.
Walk. Yes, walk. You show it.

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At 00:06:16,760, Character said: No, no. More swag. More rhythm.

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At 00:06:19,580, Character said: You've g***t to put it more relaxed.

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At 00:06:21,180, Character said: Yeah. Okay, that's better. That's
better. We're getting there.

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At 00:06:24,700, Character said: So like, do you need 90s movies?

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At 00:06:28,280, Character said: Just do it.

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At 00:06:30,340, Character said: Getting there. A little better.

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At 00:06:33,660, Character said: I think you guys need more practice, but
you're getting there. Keep practicing.

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At 00:06:37,400, Character said: Yeah, you'll get your practice.

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At 00:06:38,860, Character said: In real life, hopefully soon.

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At 00:06:41,140, Character said: Right. Because you want to be able to
talk to girls, right? You want to be

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At 00:06:44,400, Character said: to pick them up and ask them out on a
date without getting too excited or too

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At 00:06:48,220, Character said: nervous, right?

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At 00:06:49,560, Character said: Yeah. So practice like you're going to
walk up to a girl and you're going to

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At 00:06:53,180, Character said: her out.

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At 00:06:56,170, Character said: You know, do you want to show us?

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At 00:06:58,570, Character said: Me too.

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At 00:07:01,630, Character said: How was that?

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At 00:07:03,190, Character said: You're getting better. You're getting
better.

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At 00:07:05,930, Character said: Because, you know, ultimately all of
this, you want to be acting cool and

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At 00:07:10,810, Character said: confident because you want to get in
their pants, right?

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At 00:07:13,810, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:07:15,030, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:07:16,830, Character said: That's the point.

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At 00:07:18,710, Character said: So once you've g***t this cool, this
confident, this swag down.

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