Skylar Snow, Payton Preslee - Swag And Swap - MomSwap Subtitles

00:00:14,900 --> 00:00:16,Oh, my stomach.

00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:19,Hi,

00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,Stepson. Hi, boys.

00:00:21,940 --> 00:00:23,Hey, Stepson.

00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:24,How are you feeling?

00:00:25,540 --> 00:00:28,Oh, my stomach hurts.

00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:33,Still? Well, do you think you'll be
better enough to go back to school this

00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:34,week? No.

00:00:35,020 --> 00:00:36,No way.

00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:40,Really? Because you've already missed,
like, an entire week of school. I think

00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:41,it's time to go back.

00:00:41,420 --> 00:00:42,Yeah.

00:00:42,660 --> 00:00:45,Well, how about you have some tea?

00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:46,It might make you feel better.

00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:50,It might make my stomach hurt more. No
way, I'll throw that up.

00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:52,Okay. Okay.

00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:55,You want to just go talk in the kitchen?

00:00:56,220 --> 00:00:58,Yeah, yeah, you boys sit here and feel
better, okay?

00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:00,Maybe more.

00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:01,You're the best of all.

00:01:09,710 --> 00:01:11,I can't believe that's so sick, huh?

00:01:11,770 --> 00:01:15,Yeah, right? They've been sick for a
really long time, and they're, like, not

00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:16,getting any better.

00:01:16,770 --> 00:01:19,And how weird is it that they're sick at
the same time?

00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:22,Yeah, that's bizarre, right?

00:01:22,630 --> 00:01:26,Something is off. Yeah, something's
definitely going on. Something's fishy.

00:01:26,750 --> 00:01:27,Oh,

00:01:28,950 --> 00:01:30,it's the school calling.

00:01:30,550 --> 00:01:31,Oh, s***t.

00:01:31,650 --> 00:01:32,I'm going to put on speaker. Yeah.

00:01:34,210 --> 00:01:37,Hello? Hello, this is Principal Fincher
Good from the...

00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:39,from Innocent High.

00:01:40,010 --> 00:01:41,Hi. Hello.

00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:44,** I speaking with Ms. Snow and Ms.
President?

00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:50,Yes. Yes. Yes. We both noticed both your
sons have been absent since the

00:01:50,550 --> 00:01:51,incident.

00:01:51,810 --> 00:01:53,Wait. Which incident?

00:01:53,690 --> 00:01:55,Yeah, what incident are you referring
to?

00:01:56,050 --> 00:01:59,Yeah, there was an incident that
happened about a week ago. They had some

00:01:59,190 --> 00:02:01,of verbal application with a couple of
girls.

00:02:02,050 --> 00:02:03,Wait. Wait.

00:02:03,970 --> 00:02:06,They g***t in a fight with girls?

00:02:14,140 --> 00:02:18,We had no idea about it. No, we didn't
know. We were not aware.

00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,Yeah, everything is fine.

00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:29,Yes,

00:02:30,340 --> 00:02:33,they'll be ready to go tomorrow.

00:02:33,860 --> 00:02:35,Absolutely. First thing in the morning.

00:02:36,540 --> 00:02:37,Okay. You're okay here.

00:02:38,370 --> 00:02:39,Thank you for letting us know.

00:02:39,850 --> 00:02:40,Yes, thank you.

00:02:40,570 --> 00:02:42,Absolutely. Bye -bye.

00:02:44,850 --> 00:02:46,Oh. What?

00:02:46,930 --> 00:02:47,Can you believe that?

00:02:48,190 --> 00:02:53,So, they're getting beat up by a bunch
of girls? That's cool.

00:02:54,170 --> 00:02:55,That's so insane.

00:02:55,570 --> 00:03:00,Oh my god, I can't believe it. What
little pussies. Right? Kind of

00:03:00,770 --> 00:03:03,Well, I think we need to go back in
there and punish them.

00:03:03,810 --> 00:03:04,Punish them? Yeah.

00:03:05,870 --> 00:03:08,Look, why don't we just, like, teach
them a lesson?

00:03:09,710 --> 00:03:10,Teach them a lesson?

00:03:11,290 --> 00:03:12,Yeah.

00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:13,Okay.

00:03:13,930 --> 00:03:15,I have something in mind.

00:03:15,330 --> 00:03:18,All right. You want to go back over
there? Yeah. We'll talk some more.

00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:20,Let's do it.

00:03:23,830 --> 00:03:25,So, guess what?

00:03:26,030 --> 00:03:28,Guess who we were just on the phone
with?

00:03:29,030 --> 00:03:30,The president?

00:03:30,350 --> 00:03:32,The principal of your goddamn school.

00:03:32,850 --> 00:03:33,Mm -hmm.

00:03:34,540 --> 00:03:40,he told us that you g***t in a little
verbal altercation. Is that true?

00:03:42,460 --> 00:03:44,Maybe. You want to tell her, bro?

00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:47,So you're not actually sick, are you?

00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:49,Look at that.

00:03:50,180 --> 00:03:55,Too bad. Are you going to tell us what
actually happened?

00:03:57,360 --> 00:04:02,Look, we just have so much hard time
talking to other girls and...

00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:06,The other guys call us pussies for it,
man. We just don't know how to make any

00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:07,first moves.

00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:10,And, you know, it's embarrassing.

00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:18,Well, you know, you have to have some,
like, confidence. You have to look

00:04:18,339 --> 00:04:22,confident. You guys should know how to
do that. Come on. Confident in these

00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,uniforms? Come on.

00:04:24,940 --> 00:04:25,Hold on.

00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,The real reason those girls...

00:04:29,390 --> 00:04:33,teasing you and bullying you and making
fun of you is probably because they have

00:04:33,810 --> 00:04:35,a little crush on you. Yeah.

00:04:35,590 --> 00:04:40,And that's just how they're showing it.
Kind of weird, but... So what you need

00:04:40,550 --> 00:04:46,to do is learn some confidence and some
swagger and get a little tough so you

00:04:46,850 --> 00:04:48,can put these little sluts in their
place.

00:04:49,070 --> 00:04:52,Exactly. And they're going to want you
guys really bad.

00:04:53,130 --> 00:04:56,Yeah. But how are we supposed to do
that?

00:05:01,130 --> 00:05:05,you guys how to be a little bit more
confident and make the girls like you

00:05:05,970 --> 00:05:12,instead of bully you so it's all about
the way you carry yourself you know you

00:05:12,690 --> 00:05:19,have to stand up straight chest out it's
gonna make you look so confident like

00:05:19,670 --> 00:05:26,a real man yeah good and then you want
to take your left hand and cuff your

00:05:26,330 --> 00:05:28,balls to adjust them a little bit

00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:30,Like balls?

00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:33,I don't think we want to touch our junk
in front of girls.

00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:37,Look, it's going to be really hot for
them. They're going to love it. Girls

00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:38,into that.

00:05:38,260 --> 00:05:40,Trust us. She knows what she's talking
about.

00:05:40,820 --> 00:05:44,Girls think about your c***k way more
than you're thinking about p***y. Trust

00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:46,Yeah, it's really hot for them.

00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,Yeah, go underneath and cup it.

00:05:49,620 --> 00:05:54,Not too much. Just a little.

00:05:54,580 --> 00:05:55,For sure.

00:05:55,620 --> 00:05:58,Okay, and then you've g***t to have
confidence. You know, you have to have a

00:05:58,420 --> 00:05:59,walk.

00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:01,Yeah, practice a walk.

00:06:01,620 --> 00:06:04,Not for you. With confidence. Come on.
How would you walk?

00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:05,Yes.

00:06:05,980 --> 00:06:07,How would you look up to a girl?

00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:09,I don't know what to do.

00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,No, no. Be confident.

00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:15,That's not how you're going to do it.
Walk. Yes, walk. You show it.

00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:19,No, no. More swag. More rhythm.

00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:20,You've g***t to put it more relaxed.

00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:24,Yeah. Okay, that's better. That's
better. We're getting there.

00:06:24,700 --> 00:06:27,So like, do you need 90s movies?

00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:29,Just do it.

00:06:30,340 --> 00:06:33,Getting there. A little better.

00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:37,I think you guys need more practice, but
you're getting there. Keep practicing.

00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:38,Yeah, you'll get your practice.

00:06:38,860 --> 00:06:40,In real life, hopefully soon.

00:06:41,140 --> 00:06:44,Right. Because you want to be able to
talk to girls, right? You want to be

00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:48,to pick them up and ask them out on a
date without getting too excited or too

00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:49,nervous, right?

00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:53,Yeah. So practice like you're going to
walk up to a girl and you're going to

00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:54,her out.

00:06:56,170 --> 00:06:57,You know, do you want to show us?

00:06:58,570 --> 00:06:59,Me too.

00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:02,How was that?

00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:05,You're getting better. You're getting
better.

00:07:05,930 --> 00:07:10,Because, you know, ultimately all of
this, you want to be acting cool and

00:07:10,810 --> 00:07:13,confident because you want to get in
their pants, right?

00:07:13,810 --> 00:07:14,Yeah.

00:07:15,030 --> 00:07:16,Yeah.

00:07:16,830 --> 00:07:17,That's the point.

00:07:18,710 --> 00:07:22,So once you've g***t this cool, this
confident, this swag down.

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