Unbelievable.Adventures.Of.Italians.In.Russia.1974.1080p.BluRay.x264.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX]ENG Subtitles

00:02:23,987 --> 00:02:27,-Get out quickly, quickly!!!
Quickly, quickly, get out!

00:02:27,191 --> 00:02:28,Papa, why you were
driving today so quite?

00:02:28,961 --> 00:02:31,Do not put your nose
into other people's affairs!

00:02:31,408 --> 00:02:34,Antonio, I'll go to call to the
hospital, maybe it is some call for us?

00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:35,Good.

00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:37,-Ciao!
-Ciao, uncle!

00:02:37,856 --> 00:02:39,-'m repeating : be good
at school and do not

00:02:39,850 --> 00:02:41,repeate yesterday
incedent in the future!

00:02:41,756 --> 00:02:45,how you had thought such idea -
set fire to a chair under a teacher! It is

00:02:45,327 --> 00:02:49,good that chair has been extinguished,
the teacher has not been burned all! Go!

00:02:49,184 --> 00:02:52,-Caviling.
-Our behaviour is always good!

00:02:52,637 --> 00:02:59,-Have you matches today?
-Marisa, we have so obedient children!

00:02:59,072 --> 00:03:06,the only sadness that they look
like your brother!.. Ciao, I have to go!

00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:08,Today you'll come
home in time, I hope!

00:03:09,002 --> 00:03:12,But, Marisa, yesterday I stayed in the hospital..
-Of course, with nurse!

00:03:12,433 --> 00:03:15,-What nurse?
-Ok, so with female doctor!

00:03:15,346 --> 00:03:17,Right
now?!Good,senior,understood!!!

00:03:18,218 --> 00:03:21,And stop calling to chief medical officer,
you are putting me in idiotic position!

00:03:21,463 --> 00:03:26,Antonio, good I decided to call,
we urgent have to go for a woman!

00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:30,How? You have taken my
brother as the accomplice to yourself!

00:03:30,732 --> 00:03:33,Relax, the old woman is
dying in the shelter for the aged!

00:03:33,942 --> 00:03:36,Even old women,
you have lost all shame!

00:03:36,686 --> 00:03:39,I love you, love!I love ONLY you!
I'll buy you a new set of false teeth!

00:03:39,485 --> 00:03:39,Yes!!!

00:03:39,954 --> 00:03:43,For the thirteenth salary!
- Stop talking, we are loosing time!

00:03:43,399 --> 00:03:44,Wait from you...of course..!!

00:04:00,696 --> 00:04:04,- Here she is! See, how bad she is?!

00:04:04,170 --> 00:04:11,lying, pure!. Maybe she is died?
- This is not our deal.

00:04:13,014 --> 00:04:14,Take!.. Îp-pa!

00:04:14,148 --> 00:04:17,What are you doing with
me?!!.. what do you want?!

00:04:17,552 --> 00:04:19,So, you are not
that russian seniora...

00:04:19,049 --> 00:04:21,No, she is higher, on the third floor!..
- Sorry! Have mistaken!

00:04:21,474 --> 00:04:29,- Idiots! God d***n you!
Medicinal leech! I'll complain!

00:04:54,692 --> 00:04:56,Antonio, where we can put her?

00:04:56,816 --> 00:05:01,How do I know, ask the doctor.
- Doctor, where can we put her?

00:05:01,354 --> 00:05:03,How do I know, here everything
is busy, look for by yourself.

00:05:04,124 --> 00:05:05,Maybe somewhere there?

00:05:27,201 --> 00:05:32,- Here everything is busy too.Look,how
everybody likes to be ill!.. Maybe there?..

00:05:32,197 --> 00:05:35,No. Let's go further..

00:05:35,431 --> 00:05:40,Is here free bed?
- Careful, here is a table!

00:05:41,263 --> 00:05:44,- Is here free bed?
- See by yourself!
- why you can't compress?

00:05:44,558 --> 00:05:49,- it is free in the toilet.
- you'd be placed there, wit!

00:05:49,368 --> 00:05:53,- Let's turn the Senora..
- Good, is keeping!

00:05:57,931 --> 00:06:02,- Nurse, you'd put here a traffic light!
- Where?!

00:06:04,675 --> 00:06:07,Excuse me doctor, our
old woman is very bad!

00:06:07,804 --> 00:06:09,Here is more tightly
than at the stadium!

00:06:09,531 --> 00:06:11,This bed seems to be free!

00:06:11,484 --> 00:06:15,It cannot be! Be careful
at the turn! I'm falling!

00:06:15,129 --> 00:06:18,- Hold on to a stretcher!

00:06:20,806 --> 00:06:24,- Here is a bed!.. Free!

00:06:27,266 --> 00:06:29,E-e, Where are
you? This is my bed!

00:06:30,016 --> 00:06:34,You'd put a newspaper, if
it is yours!.. Damned owner!

00:06:34,126 --> 00:06:36,- Where to put her?
- Let's here.
- E-e, move up!

00:06:36,870 --> 00:06:39,- Is this you talking to me?
- Yes, to you!
- And why for me?

00:06:39,984 --> 00:06:42,Because you are the
most thin here.. One.. Two..

00:06:42,468 --> 00:06:44,No, do you see, do you
see what they are doing?!

00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:48,I don't want her!
- It is more fun together!
- I don't want her!..

00:06:48,661 --> 00:06:51,Cmon, look at
her!..How much s***x in she!

00:06:51,724 --> 00:06:53,Take off your hand! do
you see the lag is broken?

00:06:53,195 --> 00:06:56,Santucca, Santucca!
He is kicking! Boy!!!

00:06:56,418 --> 00:07:03,Let it be a son! We are deserve it! After
seven daughters must be at least one son!

00:07:03,476 --> 00:07:05,No daughters! I order
you to give birth to a son!

00:07:05,521 --> 00:07:08,'ll try!
- À-à, moving!

00:07:46,312 --> 00:07:49,- Where is the registry?
- Left along the corridor.

00:07:53,134 --> 00:07:57,Are you her husband?
- Who, me? I don't know here and don't want to know!

00:07:57,322 --> 00:08:00,We have to warn
relatives, situation is heavy!

00:08:00,043 --> 00:08:03,- Take her away!
- Tell me the truth, ** I dying?

00:08:03,948 --> 00:08:06,- No, no, seniora, don't
worry! You'll see, you'll

00:08:06,983 --> 00:08:10,live more than all of
us, you'll live up to 90!

00:08:10,739 --> 00:08:16,I'm 92.
- What I said? You did all of us!

00:08:16,677 --> 00:08:18,Do you know that you
have an appendicitis?

00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,Why an appendicitis, I
have broken leg, isn't it?

00:08:20,965 --> 00:08:23,As though if you have broken
leg you can't have an appendicitis?

00:08:23,184 --> 00:08:26,and do not do diagnosis!
Who is a doctor here: you or me?..

00:08:26,794 --> 00:08:28,Potients became impudent!..

00:08:28,537 --> 00:08:33,One minute, proffesor..You
must ensure that she born a son!

00:08:33,099 --> 00:08:35,If it is a doughter again
I'll destroy everything here!

00:08:35,202 --> 00:08:39,Medicine is powerless, everything depends on you!
- Do not avoid the responsibility!

00:08:41,940 --> 00:08:46,- Granmother! At least
I found you, my dear!

00:08:47,624 --> 00:08:49,Tell me, how is she,is it dangerous?

00:08:49,938 --> 00:08:55,Truthly said, the diagnosis not good. Taking
into account her age...she is not a girl...

00:08:56,023 --> 00:08:59,Olia!.. I'm dying!
- Granmother!

00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:06,Listen me careful..I want
you to know. I'm very, very rich..

00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:09,Do not worry, it will pass,
you'll stand on your feet!

00:09:09,393 --> 00:09:13,- Let me say..You are
my only granddaughter,

00:09:13,397 --> 00:09:17,and I'm leaving
everything I have to you!

00:09:17,629 --> 00:09:27,There's jewelry, gold,
pearls on 9 billions..

00:09:30,211 --> 00:09:34,Water..
- Give water!
- What water? Champagne!

00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:37,She raves!She has
nothing, she is pure..

00:09:37,990 --> 00:09:41,Of course not, who is Êîíå÷íî íåò, who's to argue
with you.. Of course not, granmother, doesn't digress!..

00:09:41,544 --> 00:09:44,- Drink, Gran, drink!

00:09:45,775 --> 00:09:51,- It is here I have
nothing,here in Italy.. I

00:09:51,465 --> 00:09:57,hid heirlooms in Russia
during the Revolution..

00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:06,Go there, Olga, take the key!.. I
bequeath to you the treasures in Leningrad

00:10:07,052 --> 00:10:12,They are hidden
beneath a lion..Olga..

00:10:16,638 --> 00:10:21,Signora,I beg you, speak
louder,here all are close people!

00:10:24,594 --> 00:10:27,What she was talking about
some billions? Gold, rubies?

00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:29,Uncontrolled verbal delirium,

00:10:29,435 --> 00:10:33,a typical example of "Lirio pribaptis".
- Of course, the typical delirium!

00:10:33,775 --> 00:10:35,And in my opinion,
she was fully conscious!

00:10:35,853 --> 00:10:39,Cmon?"Dilius primortis"!
- Heavy old, it is clear!

00:10:39,197 --> 00:10:42,- No, It is nonsence, nonsence! Delirium!

00:10:48,497 --> 00:10:52,- Cigarettes?
- Yes!
- No, Thank you, Signor doesn't smoke.

00:10:52,513 --> 00:10:55,Stop throwing your
money away, you are not a

00:10:55,034 --> 00:10:58,millionaire yet!.So many
valuable things are sold!..

00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:01,Even the clock had to be pawned!..
-Yes, my clocks!..

00:11:01,688 --> 00:11:04,What is the difference,
and we sold Fiat.

00:11:04,843 --> 00:11:06,My Fiat!.
-Stop trifles!

00:11:06,053 --> 00:11:09,I had no lunches for
the last two days!..trifles!..

00:11:09,652 --> 00:11:14,It is not my fault!
-But you had lunches, and I was watching at you!..

00:11:14,229 --> 00:11:16,Right, I ** a brain, and
you have to feed brains..

00:11:17,715 --> 00:11:20,Cheer up, we will soon be rich!

00:11:20,562 --> 00:11:25,tired to walk on foot and without a clock!
-Look, mafioso!!!

00:11:26,340 --> 00:11:28,Christ and the Virgin Mary!
What are you doing here?

00:11:30,074 --> 00:11:35,What are we doing,Antonio?
-We have decided to take a ride to Moscow.

00:11:35,330 --> 00:11:38,-And back..
-naturlich,yes!.
-Are you going to Moscow too?

00:11:38,655 --> 00:11:42,Yes, to see relatives!.How, you
don't know that I'm origin Russian?

00:11:42,844 --> 00:11:43,Really?

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