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00:00:42,677 --> 00:00:44,Who's the special someone?

00:00:45,947 --> 00:00:47,I'm sorry?

00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:49,The special someone?

00:00:50,417 --> 00:00:52,Who you're buying flowers for?

00:00:52,587 --> 00:00:53,Oh.

00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,Uh, it's, uh--

00:01:04,933 --> 00:01:06,Do people still do this?

00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:11,You know, like, buy flowers for
other people? I feel like you--

00:01:11,438 --> 00:01:13,It's like you don't see that
too often anymore.

00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,I think it's charming.

00:01:15,442 --> 00:01:17,You actually have to
walk into a store,

00:01:18,012 --> 00:01:20,pick flowers out,
and hand them to someone.

00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:23,Uh, is there like a-- a, um...

00:01:24,351 --> 00:01:26,uh, like a trade secret, maybe?

00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:28,What's the occasion?

00:01:33,061 --> 00:01:35,Yes, yes. Sorry. Uh,
I'm listening. I'm thinking.

00:01:35,897 --> 00:01:37,You know what?
We're just gonna call him.

00:01:37,832 --> 00:01:39,That's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna call him right now.

00:01:39,734 --> 00:01:41,Hail Mary. So just help me
simplify the pitch, please.

00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,Jesus, Roger. I said simple.

00:01:50,044 --> 00:01:52,I'm only gonna have so much time
before he starts yelling at me.

00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:55,Okay.
Yeah, that'll do, that'll do.

00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:58,And then, uh, uh--
How much more time do we need?

00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:02,Okay, so that's, uh...

00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:03,You know what? Whatever.

00:02:03,758 --> 00:02:05,I'm just gonna Willy Wonka it.

00:02:05,827 --> 00:02:08,Willy Wonka. He makes fudge.
He fudges. I'm gonna fu--

00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:09,Doesn't matter. All right, look.

00:02:09,664 --> 00:02:12,If you don't hear from me,
I jumped.

00:02:13,034 --> 00:02:14,All right, bye.

00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:26,Call Henry Thompson.

00:02:27,015 --> 00:02:29,Calling
Henry Thompson dollar sign,

00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:30,dollar sign, dollar sign.

00:02:34,122 --> 00:02:35,Are you f***g--

00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,Goddamn it. F***g--

00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:40,Hey, Henry.
How are you, my friend?

00:02:41,129 --> 00:02:43,Good, good, good. Hey,
sorry for the late phone call,

00:02:44,032 --> 00:02:46,but I had to share the good news
the moment we g***t it.

00:02:47,502 --> 00:02:50,The people over at Sleepy Baby,
they just g***t in touch.

00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:53,Yep. They reached out to us.
Isn't that incredible?

00:02:53,775 --> 00:02:55,Yeah, right? I'm almost
embarrassed for them.

00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:57,Right?

00:02:58,079 --> 00:03:00,Yeah, man, so I, uh--
I think we're about ready to

00:03:00,982 --> 00:03:03,get down to brass tacks and
show them what we're made of.

00:03:03,618 --> 00:03:06,Uh, the, uh-- the only other
thing I can think of that

00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:09,we need moving forward is
just, uh, another 60 grand

00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:10,so we can move to
a native platform,

00:03:11,059 --> 00:03:12,that way we can--

00:03:13,695 --> 00:03:15,Yep. Yep.

00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:17,Well, uh...

00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:20,Yeah, uh, I hear you,
but if we wanna come across

00:03:20,935 --> 00:03:23,as technically superior,
we'll need to--

00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:25,Hey, how are you? Beautiful dog.

00:03:28,076 --> 00:03:30,Henry, I hear you.

00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:32,Mr. Thompson. Right.

00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:35,Mr. Thompson,
I understand your trepidation,

00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:38,and I also--

00:03:38,753 --> 00:03:41,I also understand that
this is the third time

00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:43,that we've asked for money.
I get it. I-- I do.

00:03:43,758 --> 00:03:45,I know we just seem
like a bunch of kids

00:03:45,526 --> 00:03:47,scraping together
some code, but...

00:03:47,595 --> 00:03:49,to me,
it's a lot more than that.

00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:51,The rest of the founders--
Roger, Erica--

00:03:51,566 --> 00:03:53,see, they don't--

00:03:54,535 --> 00:03:57,they don't have kids, right?

00:03:57,705 --> 00:03:59,To them,
this is just an opportunity

00:03:59,306 --> 00:04:01,to make some real money,
but for guys like you and I,

00:04:01,943 --> 00:04:03,we know what it's like
to roll out of bed

00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:05,at 3:00 in the morning
to soothe a restless baby.

00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,Yes, sir. Yeah, a little girl.

00:04:09,217 --> 00:04:10,She's three now. Yeah, yeah.

00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:14,Takes after her mother,
that's for sure.

00:04:14,287 --> 00:04:15,Uh, her name is, uh...

00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:19,It's Kia. Yeah. Yeah.
And to me, this app,

00:04:19,794 --> 00:04:21,it means a few extra hours
of sleep every single night

00:04:21,996 --> 00:04:24,for the both of us. And, look,
I think I'm a half-decent dad,

00:04:24,699 --> 00:04:26,but if I had this app
when Kia was born,

00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,I'd be a goddamn
superhero to her.

00:04:28,903 --> 00:04:31,And, yeah.
Yeah, it's also an opportunity

00:04:31,739 --> 00:04:34,to make an a***s-load of money.

00:04:35,076 --> 00:04:37,So what do you say,
Mr. Thompson?

00:04:37,612 --> 00:04:39,You ready to change
the parenting game with us?

00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:48,Mr. Thompson,
you are a good man.

00:04:48,156 --> 00:04:52,You are a very good man.
Chef's kiss to you, sir.

00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:55,Yep, yep. Myself and little Kia,
we're never gonna forget this.

00:04:55,897 --> 00:04:57,All right, I will see to it
that this deal goes through.

00:04:57,765 --> 00:04:58,All right? You have my word.

00:04:59,100 --> 00:05:01,All righty then.
Okay, talk to you soon. Bye-bye.

00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:05,Yes, bitch. Yes!

00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:10,Oh, come on.
Daddy's little angel, huh?

00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,-S***t.
-I'm sorry, can I help you?

00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:19,Oh, no, sorry, I didn't--
That just started going off.

00:05:19,554 --> 00:05:21,-Are you Rebecca?
-Yeah. Who the f***k are you?

00:05:21,656 --> 00:05:23,Oh, I'm Nate. I'm, uh--

00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:25,I'm your-- I'm your food.

00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:27,Utensils are inside.

00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:38,Maggie, hi.
Hi. Sorry, I was, uh...

00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:42,Whatever. What's up?

00:05:44,679 --> 00:05:46,Can you hear me?

00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,Maggie.

00:05:47,315 --> 00:05:49,It's Dad.

00:05:51,686 --> 00:05:53,Are you there?

00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:54,Huh.

00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:36,Hey, Siri?

00:07:38,192 --> 00:07:40,Please set a timer
for 15 minutes.

00:07:40,995 --> 00:07:43,A timer has
been set for 15 minutes.

00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:48,Make that ten minutes, please.

00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:49,No problem.

00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:57,You ready, bud?

00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:16,F***k it.

00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:25,What the hell is that?

00:08:27,041 --> 00:08:28,What?

00:08:31,379 --> 00:08:32,- Flowers?
- Yes.

00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:37,They're... flowers.

00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:42,- Are they for me?
- No.

00:08:42,857 --> 00:08:46,No. I-- I brought them
for the house.

00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:50,Should've brought more,
actually.

00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:52,Place looks like s***t.

00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:59,What happened there?

00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:03,Fell.

00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:05,Doing yard work.

00:09:06,047 --> 00:09:07,Hmm.

00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:09,Yeah?

00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:11,Yeah,
yard looks pretty terrible.

00:09:13,087 --> 00:09:15,Tell you what, if it looked like
this when I still lived here,

00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:16,it'd be my a***s.

00:09:18,492 --> 00:09:19,Did you get any signatures yet?

00:09:19,894 --> 00:09:22,-What?
-On your cast?

00:09:32,807 --> 00:09:35,Still driving grandma's car.

00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:37,All these years later.
Pretty, uh--

00:09:37,912 --> 00:09:39,pretty-- pretty sound
investment, actually.

00:09:39,548 --> 00:09:41,It wasn't an investment.
It was a gift.

00:09:42,450 --> 00:09:43,I know it was a gift.

00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:45,God knows why
she gave it to you.

00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,She hated that car.

00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:48,No, she didn't.

00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:50,Burns oil too fast.

00:09:57,898 --> 00:10:00,So. A whole year, huh?

00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,That's a f***g secret.

00:10:11,580 --> 00:10:13,My company's doing well.

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