Last Of The Summer Wine - S25E01 Jurassic No Parking.en Movie Subtitles
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00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:21,I couldn't sleep last night
for the wife snoring.
00:00:21,580 --> 00:00:23,Didn't you give her a nudge?
00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:26,She's in the next bedroom!
00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:30,Have you always been that close(?)
00:00:30,220 --> 00:00:33,She sleeps with her sister.
00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,She says I'm the wrong temperature
to sleep with.
00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:40,I think she's hinting
that your thermostat has gone.
00:00:40,620 --> 00:00:43,What temperature does she like?
00:00:43,060 --> 00:00:45,Subtropical.
00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:48,I keep thinking
there's a monsoon any minute.
00:00:48,660 --> 00:00:51,They like to be warm.
00:00:51,180 --> 00:00:56,That generation had more clothes on
in bed than they wear
for going out these days.
00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:02,You needed the honeymoon
just to find your way about.
00:01:06,340 --> 00:01:08,What you doing, Alvin?
00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:13,Eh? Oh! I'm prospecting -
looking for gold.
00:01:13,420 --> 00:01:19,What a wonderful grasp
of the unlikely the man has.
..Have you found any yet?
00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,I've only started.
It can take years.
00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:25,That's a long time
to have your feet in water.
00:01:25,900 --> 00:01:28,I'm wearing two pairs of socks.
00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:34,Alvin, you've g***t your health,
strength and two pairs of socks -
00:01:34,060 --> 00:01:37,what more could a man ask(?)
00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:42,If you find any gold, don't forget -
it's no good unless it's hallmarked.
00:02:01,340 --> 00:02:03,PHONE RINGS
00:02:03,420 --> 00:02:05,Mortgage department. Barry?
00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:10,Glenda? What's wrong? Is it a fire?
Are you all right?
00:02:10,020 --> 00:02:12,Did you get my golf clubs out?
00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:16,We haven't had a fire,
we've had a surprise.
00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:20,That competition you entered -
you won! Great! What did I win?
00:02:20,460 --> 00:02:22,Something really useful -
00:02:22,940 --> 00:02:25,a model of a dinosaur.
00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:28,You don't like it?
00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:33,How did you guess? Get yourself
home and do something with it.
00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:37,What do you do with a dinosaur?
Getting rid of it springs to mind!
00:02:37,380 --> 00:02:39,Come and get it, Barry!
00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:41,Maybe you'll grow to like it.
00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:44,Come home! Now, Barry! Glenda, I...
00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:52,It's true what they say -
women are different.
00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:55,They don't like the same things
as we do.
00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:58,How can you not like
a model dinosaur?
00:03:31,140 --> 00:03:33,Another three inches...
00:03:33,660 --> 00:03:35,Thanks.
00:03:40,580 --> 00:03:43,Right, let's hear it.
00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:45,What's the story?
00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:49,I was just thinking...
in the event of fire,
00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:52,we ought to have a ladder
permanently upstairs.
00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:56,YOU need something
permanently upstairs.
00:03:56,440 --> 00:04:00,Get yourself back upstairs
and get those jobs finished.
00:04:01,740 --> 00:04:04,Ey-up, Howard.
00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:07,Do you really need all that
to reach Marina?
00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:11,Keep your voice down -
walls have ears.
00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:16,And these ears have walls
that need wiping down.
00:04:16,020 --> 00:04:18,Come on in, and get on with it!
00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:27,Is there any truth in the rumour
that your good lady invented radar?
00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:30,They all have it,
even in the next bedroom.
00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:34,There's no answer to it, except
an honest face and a ready lie.
00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:39,Listen, I'm being held prisoner
by the lady of the house.
00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:42,I was wondering if... No, Howard.
00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:46,You've not heard it yet.
We've heard it all before, Howard.
00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:49,I wouldn't ask,
only it's an emergency.
00:04:49,780 --> 00:04:52,How is the emergency? Well?
00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:55,Things have to be kept quiet.
00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:59,All I can tell you is that
I've forgotten someone's birthday.
00:04:59,740 --> 00:05:05,I can't get out to buy anything,
and I wondered if some kind friend
might pick up something for me.
00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:10,What sort of something?
Something suitable for a lady.
00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:14,Oh, well, that lets me out -
it's too complicated for me.
00:05:14,300 --> 00:05:19,How much are you spending?
I think it's the sentiment
that counts.
00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:23,You don't have to go mad.
I see. The floor's the limit.
00:05:23,860 --> 00:05:26,I'll have to go back.
00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:30,I'm only out on yard exercise.
Don't let me down.
00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:35,He lives an interesting life
for a small, dozy idiot.
00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:40,I just wish he'd conduct
his love-life on a personal basis.
00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:43,I think WE see more of Marina
than he does!
00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:59,Where is it? It's in the garage.
00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:03,You REALLY don't like it.
I can't think why you wanted it.
00:06:03,180 --> 00:06:09,I thought it might look great
on our bedside table. No, you will
not put it on our bedside table.
00:06:09,180 --> 00:06:11,OK. I'll keep it in the office.
00:06:15,780 --> 00:06:18,Did anybody see it being delivered?
00:06:18,700 --> 00:06:21,Get rid of it.
00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,I thought it would be small
and cuddly.
00:06:24,420 --> 00:06:26,No, Barry, that's me.
00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:29,Get rid of it!
00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:32,HE TUTS
00:06:41,340 --> 00:06:43,What's the matter, woman?!
00:06:43,580 --> 00:06:47,Stupid lummox! Look at my dust!
00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:51,What are you doing, dressed
like that?! I'm walking the river.
00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:54,Oh, I suppose it serves me right
for asking.
00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:57,I'm looking for gold. You're not.
00:06:57,040 --> 00:07:00,You're going for a brush
to sweep that up!
00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:06,People went to the Klondike
to scratch about in rivers, when
there's a good one here at home.
00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:09,There's no gold in our river.
00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:12,Some old prams and a bicycle wheel,
maybe.
00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:17,How do you know? Have you ever
looked? Have you seen anybody look?
00:07:17,620 --> 00:07:20,Stands to reason, you dozy oaf.
00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:24,Hey...this yard's a bit bare.
00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:29,It wants some ornaments
or something. It needs cheering up.
00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:32,It needs SWEEPING up,
that's what it needs!
00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:39,I wish I could keep it, it's g***t a
nice face. It's g***t too much face.
00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:41,It's g***t too much everything.
00:07:41,620 --> 00:07:43,Get rid of it, Barry!
00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:48,I'm not going to be known
as "her with the dinosaur"!
00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:57,What do you get for a girl
who's g***t everything...
crammed into one little skirt?
00:07:57,020 --> 00:08:02,If the buttons go, there'll be
windows out all down the street.
..Hello, Barry.
00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:06,Glenda was wondering -
which sort of makes it urgent -
00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:11,if you could give me a hand
to move something.
Husband in need. Been there.
00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:16,No problem, Barry.
We know the system, lad. Lead on.
00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:25,Glenda doesn't like it,
so, what with us being a democracy,
I have to get rid of it.
00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:33,I hope it's house-trained.
00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:37,I can see Glenda's point -
you'd never get it off the bed.
00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:42,A bloke fancies his dog as a killer,
this would make him think a bit.
00:08:44,460 --> 00:08:46,What's so funny?
00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:50,You know what we're looking at -
Marina's birthday present.
00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:56,Do you think new clothes are going
to make all that difference? No.
00:08:56,920 --> 00:09:01,But put it like this - instead of
being badly dressed and hopeless,
00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:04,you could be better dressed
and hopeless.
00:09:04,260 --> 00:09:06,Here, put this on.
00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:10,It's a velvet smoking jacket.
00:09:10,980 --> 00:09:17,A garment of great style,
which comes at a token rental
with an option to buy.
00:09:18,620 --> 00:09:20,Take your tie off.
00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:37,I like it! The casual look. I can
see romance around the corner.
00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:41,It's...
for the wife snoring.
00:00:21,580 --> 00:00:23,Didn't you give her a nudge?
00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:26,She's in the next bedroom!
00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:30,Have you always been that close(?)
00:00:30,220 --> 00:00:33,She sleeps with her sister.
00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,She says I'm the wrong temperature
to sleep with.
00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:40,I think she's hinting
that your thermostat has gone.
00:00:40,620 --> 00:00:43,What temperature does she like?
00:00:43,060 --> 00:00:45,Subtropical.
00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:48,I keep thinking
there's a monsoon any minute.
00:00:48,660 --> 00:00:51,They like to be warm.
00:00:51,180 --> 00:00:56,That generation had more clothes on
in bed than they wear
for going out these days.
00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:02,You needed the honeymoon
just to find your way about.
00:01:06,340 --> 00:01:08,What you doing, Alvin?
00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:13,Eh? Oh! I'm prospecting -
looking for gold.
00:01:13,420 --> 00:01:19,What a wonderful grasp
of the unlikely the man has.
..Have you found any yet?
00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,I've only started.
It can take years.
00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:25,That's a long time
to have your feet in water.
00:01:25,900 --> 00:01:28,I'm wearing two pairs of socks.
00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:34,Alvin, you've g***t your health,
strength and two pairs of socks -
00:01:34,060 --> 00:01:37,what more could a man ask(?)
00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:42,If you find any gold, don't forget -
it's no good unless it's hallmarked.
00:02:01,340 --> 00:02:03,PHONE RINGS
00:02:03,420 --> 00:02:05,Mortgage department. Barry?
00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:10,Glenda? What's wrong? Is it a fire?
Are you all right?
00:02:10,020 --> 00:02:12,Did you get my golf clubs out?
00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:16,We haven't had a fire,
we've had a surprise.
00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:20,That competition you entered -
you won! Great! What did I win?
00:02:20,460 --> 00:02:22,Something really useful -
00:02:22,940 --> 00:02:25,a model of a dinosaur.
00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:28,You don't like it?
00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:33,How did you guess? Get yourself
home and do something with it.
00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:37,What do you do with a dinosaur?
Getting rid of it springs to mind!
00:02:37,380 --> 00:02:39,Come and get it, Barry!
00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:41,Maybe you'll grow to like it.
00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:44,Come home! Now, Barry! Glenda, I...
00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:52,It's true what they say -
women are different.
00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:55,They don't like the same things
as we do.
00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:58,How can you not like
a model dinosaur?
00:03:31,140 --> 00:03:33,Another three inches...
00:03:33,660 --> 00:03:35,Thanks.
00:03:40,580 --> 00:03:43,Right, let's hear it.
00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:45,What's the story?
00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:49,I was just thinking...
in the event of fire,
00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:52,we ought to have a ladder
permanently upstairs.
00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:56,YOU need something
permanently upstairs.
00:03:56,440 --> 00:04:00,Get yourself back upstairs
and get those jobs finished.
00:04:01,740 --> 00:04:04,Ey-up, Howard.
00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:07,Do you really need all that
to reach Marina?
00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:11,Keep your voice down -
walls have ears.
00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:16,And these ears have walls
that need wiping down.
00:04:16,020 --> 00:04:18,Come on in, and get on with it!
00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:27,Is there any truth in the rumour
that your good lady invented radar?
00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:30,They all have it,
even in the next bedroom.
00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:34,There's no answer to it, except
an honest face and a ready lie.
00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:39,Listen, I'm being held prisoner
by the lady of the house.
00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:42,I was wondering if... No, Howard.
00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:46,You've not heard it yet.
We've heard it all before, Howard.
00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:49,I wouldn't ask,
only it's an emergency.
00:04:49,780 --> 00:04:52,How is the emergency? Well?
00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:55,Things have to be kept quiet.
00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:59,All I can tell you is that
I've forgotten someone's birthday.
00:04:59,740 --> 00:05:05,I can't get out to buy anything,
and I wondered if some kind friend
might pick up something for me.
00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:10,What sort of something?
Something suitable for a lady.
00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:14,Oh, well, that lets me out -
it's too complicated for me.
00:05:14,300 --> 00:05:19,How much are you spending?
I think it's the sentiment
that counts.
00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:23,You don't have to go mad.
I see. The floor's the limit.
00:05:23,860 --> 00:05:26,I'll have to go back.
00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:30,I'm only out on yard exercise.
Don't let me down.
00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:35,He lives an interesting life
for a small, dozy idiot.
00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:40,I just wish he'd conduct
his love-life on a personal basis.
00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:43,I think WE see more of Marina
than he does!
00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:59,Where is it? It's in the garage.
00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:03,You REALLY don't like it.
I can't think why you wanted it.
00:06:03,180 --> 00:06:09,I thought it might look great
on our bedside table. No, you will
not put it on our bedside table.
00:06:09,180 --> 00:06:11,OK. I'll keep it in the office.
00:06:15,780 --> 00:06:18,Did anybody see it being delivered?
00:06:18,700 --> 00:06:21,Get rid of it.
00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,I thought it would be small
and cuddly.
00:06:24,420 --> 00:06:26,No, Barry, that's me.
00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:29,Get rid of it!
00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:32,HE TUTS
00:06:41,340 --> 00:06:43,What's the matter, woman?!
00:06:43,580 --> 00:06:47,Stupid lummox! Look at my dust!
00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:51,What are you doing, dressed
like that?! I'm walking the river.
00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:54,Oh, I suppose it serves me right
for asking.
00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:57,I'm looking for gold. You're not.
00:06:57,040 --> 00:07:00,You're going for a brush
to sweep that up!
00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:06,People went to the Klondike
to scratch about in rivers, when
there's a good one here at home.
00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:09,There's no gold in our river.
00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:12,Some old prams and a bicycle wheel,
maybe.
00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:17,How do you know? Have you ever
looked? Have you seen anybody look?
00:07:17,620 --> 00:07:20,Stands to reason, you dozy oaf.
00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:24,Hey...this yard's a bit bare.
00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:29,It wants some ornaments
or something. It needs cheering up.
00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:32,It needs SWEEPING up,
that's what it needs!
00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:39,I wish I could keep it, it's g***t a
nice face. It's g***t too much face.
00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:41,It's g***t too much everything.
00:07:41,620 --> 00:07:43,Get rid of it, Barry!
00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:48,I'm not going to be known
as "her with the dinosaur"!
00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:57,What do you get for a girl
who's g***t everything...
crammed into one little skirt?
00:07:57,020 --> 00:08:02,If the buttons go, there'll be
windows out all down the street.
..Hello, Barry.
00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:06,Glenda was wondering -
which sort of makes it urgent -
00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:11,if you could give me a hand
to move something.
Husband in need. Been there.
00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:16,No problem, Barry.
We know the system, lad. Lead on.
00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:25,Glenda doesn't like it,
so, what with us being a democracy,
I have to get rid of it.
00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:33,I hope it's house-trained.
00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:37,I can see Glenda's point -
you'd never get it off the bed.
00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:42,A bloke fancies his dog as a killer,
this would make him think a bit.
00:08:44,460 --> 00:08:46,What's so funny?
00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:50,You know what we're looking at -
Marina's birthday present.
00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:56,Do you think new clothes are going
to make all that difference? No.
00:08:56,920 --> 00:09:01,But put it like this - instead of
being badly dressed and hopeless,
00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:04,you could be better dressed
and hopeless.
00:09:04,260 --> 00:09:06,Here, put this on.
00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:10,It's a velvet smoking jacket.
00:09:10,980 --> 00:09:17,A garment of great style,
which comes at a token rental
with an option to buy.
00:09:18,620 --> 00:09:20,Take your tie off.
00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:37,I like it! The casual look. I can
see romance around the corner.
00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:41,It's...
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The.Jurassic.Games.2018
De jurk (Alex van Warmerdam, 1996)
The Jurassic Games
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