Last Of The Summer Wine S25E01 Subtitles

At 00:00:17,880, Character said: I couldn't sleep last night
for the wife snoring.

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At 00:00:21,580, Character said: Didn't you give her a nudge?

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At 00:00:23,900, Character said: She's in the next bedroom!

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At 00:00:27,460, Character said: Have you always been that close(?)

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At 00:00:30,220, Character said: She sleeps with her sister.

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At 00:00:33,000, Character said: She says I'm the wrong temperature
to sleep with.

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At 00:00:36,560, Character said: I think she's hinting
that your thermostat has gone.

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At 00:00:40,620, Character said: What temperature does she like?

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At 00:00:43,060, Character said: Subtropical.

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At 00:00:45,200, Character said: I keep thinking
there's a monsoon any minute.

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At 00:00:48,660, Character said: They like to be warm.

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At 00:00:51,180, Character said: That generation had more clothes on
in bed than they wear
for going out these days.

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At 00:00:58,160, Character said: You needed the honeymoon
just to find your way about.

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At 00:01:06,340, Character said: What you doing, Alvin?

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At 00:01:09,640, Character said: Eh? Oh! I'm prospecting -
looking for gold.

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At 00:01:13,420, Character said: What a wonderful grasp
of the unlikely the man has.
..Have you found any yet?

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At 00:01:19,000, Character said: I've only started.
It can take years.

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At 00:01:22,280, Character said: That's a long time
to have your feet in water.

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At 00:01:25,900, Character said: I'm wearing two pairs of socks.

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At 00:01:28,560, Character said: Alvin, you've g***t your health,
strength and two pairs of socks -

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At 00:01:34,060, Character said: what more could a man ask(?)

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At 00:01:37,280, Character said: If you find any gold, don't forget -
it's no good unless it's hallmarked.

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At 00:02:01,340, Character said: PHONE RINGS

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At 00:02:03,420, Character said: Mortgage department. Barry?

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At 00:02:05,920, Character said: Glenda? What's wrong? Is it a fire?
Are you all right?

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At 00:02:10,020, Character said: Did you get my golf clubs out?

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At 00:02:12,400, Character said: We haven't had a fire,
we've had a surprise.

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At 00:02:16,120, Character said: That competition you entered -
you won! Great! What did I win?

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At 00:02:20,460, Character said: Something really useful -

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At 00:02:22,940, Character said: a model of a dinosaur.

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At 00:02:26,900, Character said: You don't like it?

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At 00:02:28,960, Character said: How did you guess? Get yourself
home and do something with it.

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At 00:02:33,120, Character said: What do you do with a dinosaur?
Getting rid of it springs to mind!

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At 00:02:37,380, Character said: Come and get it, Barry!

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At 00:02:39,500, Character said: Maybe you'll grow to like it.

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At 00:02:41,620, Character said: Come home! Now, Barry! Glenda, I...

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At 00:02:48,480, Character said: It's true what they say -
women are different.

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At 00:02:52,200, Character said: They don't like the same things
as we do.

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At 00:02:55,440, Character said: How can you not like
a model dinosaur?

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At 00:03:31,140, Character said: Another three inches...

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At 00:03:33,660, Character said: Thanks.

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At 00:03:40,580, Character said: Right, let's hear it.

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At 00:03:43,180, Character said: What's the story?

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At 00:03:45,280, Character said: I was just thinking...
in the event of fire,

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At 00:03:49,080, Character said: we ought to have a ladder
permanently upstairs.

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At 00:03:53,240, Character said: YOU need something
permanently upstairs.

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At 00:03:56,440, Character said: Get yourself back upstairs
and get those jobs finished.

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At 00:04:01,740, Character said: Ey-up, Howard.

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At 00:04:04,440, Character said: Do you really need all that
to reach Marina?

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At 00:04:07,800, Character said: Keep your voice down -
walls have ears.

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At 00:04:12,320, Character said: And these ears have walls
that need wiping down.

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At 00:04:16,020, Character said: Come on in, and get on with it!

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At 00:04:22,120, Character said: Is there any truth in the rumour
that your good lady invented radar?

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At 00:04:27,120, Character said: They all have it,
even in the next bedroom.

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At 00:04:30,240, Character said: There's no answer to it, except
an honest face and a ready lie.

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At 00:04:34,560, Character said: Listen, I'm being held prisoner
by the lady of the house.

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At 00:04:39,300, Character said: I was wondering if... No, Howard.

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At 00:04:42,120, Character said: You've not heard it yet.
We've heard it all before, Howard.

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At 00:04:46,040, Character said: I wouldn't ask,
only it's an emergency.

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At 00:04:49,780, Character said: How is the emergency? Well?

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At 00:04:52,460, Character said: Things have to be kept quiet.

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At 00:04:55,040, Character said: All I can tell you is that
I've forgotten someone's birthday.

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At 00:04:59,740, Character said: I can't get out to buy anything,
and I wondered if some kind friend
might pick up something for me.

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At 00:05:05,760, Character said: What sort of something?
Something suitable for a lady.

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At 00:05:10,160, Character said: Oh, well, that lets me out -
it's too complicated for me.

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At 00:05:14,300, Character said: How much are you spending?
I think it's the sentiment
that counts.

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At 00:05:19,880, Character said: You don't have to go mad.
I see. The floor's the limit.

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At 00:05:23,860, Character said: I'll have to go back.

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At 00:05:26,600, Character said: I'm only out on yard exercise.
Don't let me down.

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At 00:05:31,920, Character said: He lives an interesting life
for a small, dozy idiot.

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At 00:05:35,880, Character said: I just wish he'd conduct
his love-life on a personal basis.

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At 00:05:40,080, Character said: I think WE see more of Marina
than he does!

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At 00:05:56,500, Character said: Where is it? It's in the garage.

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At 00:05:59,320, Character said: You REALLY don't like it.
I can't think why you wanted it.

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At 00:06:03,180, Character said: I thought it might look great
on our bedside table. No, you will
not put it on our bedside table.

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At 00:06:09,180, Character said: OK. I'll keep it in the office.

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At 00:06:15,780, Character said: Did anybody see it being delivered?

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At 00:06:18,700, Character said: Get rid of it.

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At 00:06:21,000, Character said: I thought it would be small
and cuddly.

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At 00:06:24,420, Character said: No, Barry, that's me.

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At 00:06:26,820, Character said: Get rid of it!

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At 00:06:30,140, Character said: HE TUTS

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At 00:06:41,340, Character said: What's the matter, woman?!

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At 00:06:43,580, Character said: Stupid lummox! Look at my dust!

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At 00:06:47,120, Character said: What are you doing, dressed
like that?! I'm walking the river.

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At 00:06:51,160, Character said: Oh, I suppose it serves me right
for asking.

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At 00:06:54,900, Character said: I'm looking for gold. You're not.

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At 00:06:57,040, Character said: You're going for a brush
to sweep that up!

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At 00:07:00,220, Character said: People went to the Klondike
to scratch about in rivers, when
there's a good one here at home.

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At 00:07:06,600, Character said: There's no gold in our river.

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At 00:07:09,400, Character said: Some old prams and a bicycle wheel,
maybe.

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At 00:07:12,960, Character said: How do you know? Have you ever
looked? Have you seen anybody look?

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At 00:07:17,620, Character said: Stands to reason, you dozy oaf.

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At 00:07:21,700, Character said: Hey...this yard's a bit bare.

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At 00:07:24,960, Character said: It wants some ornaments
or something. It needs cheering up.

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At 00:07:29,040, Character said: It needs SWEEPING up,
that's what it needs!

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At 00:07:34,680, Character said: I wish I could keep it, it's g***t a
nice face. It's g***t too much face.

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At 00:07:39,180, Character said: It's g***t too much everything.

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At 00:07:41,620, Character said: Get rid of it, Barry!

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At 00:07:43,960, Character said: I'm not going to be known
as "her with the dinosaur"!

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At 00:07:51,300, Character said: What do you get for a girl
who's g***t everything...
crammed into one little skirt?

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At 00:07:57,020, Character said: If the buttons go, there'll be
windows out all down the street.
..Hello, Barry.

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At 00:08:02,320, Character said: Glenda was wondering -
which sort of makes it urgent -

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At 00:08:06,420, Character said: if you could give me a hand
to move something.
Husband in need. Been there.

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At 00:08:11,480, Character said: No problem, Barry.
We know the system, lad. Lead on.

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At 00:08:19,900, Character said: Glenda doesn't like it,
so, what with us being a democracy,
I have to get rid of it.

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At 00:08:30,660, Character said: I hope it's house-trained.

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At 00:08:33,280, Character said: I can see Glenda's point -
you'd never get it off the bed.

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At 00:08:37,440, Character said: A bloke fancies his dog as a killer,
this would make him think a bit.

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At 00:08:44,460, Character said: What's so funny?

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At 00:08:46,520, Character said: You know what we're looking at -
Marina's birthday present.

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At 00:08:52,600, Character said: Do you think new clothes are going
to make all that difference? No.

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At 00:08:56,920, Character said: But put it like this - instead of
being badly dressed and hopeless,

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At 00:09:01,100, Character said: you could be better dressed
and hopeless.

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At 00:09:04,260, Character said: Here, put this on.

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At 00:09:08,100, Character said: It's a velvet smoking jacket.

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At 00:09:10,980, Character said: A garment of great style,
which comes at a token rental
with an option to buy.

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At 00:09:18,620, Character said: Take your tie off.

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At 00:09:31,920, Character said: I like it! The casual look. I can
see romance around the corner.

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At 00:09:37,400, Character said: It's...