Psych s08e02 the Day.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:00,093, Character said: Previously on Psych...

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At 00:00:01,481, Character said: So the mayor's decided
to send over a consultant,

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At 00:00:04,610, Character said: Mr. Harris Trout.

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At 00:00:06,245, Character said: I intend to save the taxpayers
millions of dollars

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At 00:00:08,563, Character said: by trimming the work force
into a new model

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At 00:00:10,699, Character said: of precision and efficiency.

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At 00:00:12,451, Character said: Chief?

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At 00:00:14,169, Character said: I g***t a six-month suspension.

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At 00:00:15,537, Character said: But I have news for all of you.

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At 00:00:16,955, Character said: I'm stayin'.
And you know why?

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At 00:00:18,424, Character said: Because you're the new interim
chief of police.

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At 00:00:20,292, Character said: Correct.

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At 00:00:21,760, Character said: We will no longer
be hiring psychics,

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At 00:00:23,378, Character said: and you're no longer
head detective.

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At 00:00:28,050, Character said: I love you.

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At 00:00:30,686, Character said: I love you too.

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At 00:00:33,272, Character said: Now, as your new interim
police chief,

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At 00:00:35,390, Character said: I will guide you through
this raid today

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At 00:00:37,226, Character said: as we rid our city
of another one

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At 00:00:38,694, Character said: of its drug-dealing washouts.

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At 00:00:41,480, Character said: Where's my head detective?

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At 00:00:44,149, Character said: - Right here, sir.
- I said my head detective.

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At 00:00:46,485, Character said: When I ask
for a freshly-demoted beat cop,

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At 00:00:47,820, Character said: I'll expect you
front and center.

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At 00:00:49,104, Character said: Capisce?
And loosen those blues.

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At 00:00:50,622, Character said: Nobody needs to see you
advertising your business

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At 00:00:52,124, Character said: to the whole community
like that.

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At 00:00:55,160, Character said: Now one more time:
Where's my head detective?

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At 00:00:56,745, Character said: Uh, that's...
[Laughs]

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At 00:00:58,613, Character said: that's me.
I'm here.

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At 00:01:00,048, Character said: - Okay, detective O'Hara...
- Mm-hmm.

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At 00:01:01,800, Character said: Now that you've been promoted
to interim head detective,

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At 00:01:03,618, Character said: on rare occasions,
I'll be depending on you.

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At 00:01:05,287, Character said: This is not
one of those occasions.

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At 00:01:06,621, Character said: Now, in six minutes,

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At 00:01:09,057, Character said: we're gonna be moving inside
in two-by-two formations.

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At 00:01:11,727, Character said: Yes, Gus, that's the point.

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At 00:01:12,978, Character said: We need a new business venture,

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At 00:01:14,629, Character said: which means I will be
the motivational life coach.

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At 00:01:16,398, Character said: You will be my booking agent
and audience plant.

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At 00:01:18,284, Character said: You don two hats.

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At 00:01:19,703, Character said: I don't wanna don
two hats, Shawn.

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At 00:01:20,620, Character said: A beret up front.

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At 00:01:21,955, Character said: You g***t a little beanie
on the crown

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At 00:01:23,256, Character said: of your smooth
chocolate thunderdome.

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At 00:01:25,008, Character said: You can't just become
a life coach

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At 00:01:26,325, Character said: without a life
or coaching skills.

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At 00:01:27,627, Character said: I already g***t one
of those words

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At 00:01:28,448, Character said: with the dots
in between the letters.

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At 00:01:29,652, Character said: Encapsulates my philosophy.

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At 00:01:31,257, Character said: - It's called an acronym.
- S.E.I.Z.E.

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At 00:01:33,873, Character said: That's "seize," or as
the Mayans called it, "seize."

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At 00:01:36,042, Character said: You do realize the letters

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At 00:01:37,544, Character said: are supposed to stand
for something, right?

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At 00:01:38,962, Character said: Guess what the "S"
in S.E.I.Z.E stands for?

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At 00:01:41,081, Character said: - What?
- Seize.

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At 00:01:42,031, Character said: You're an idiot.

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At 00:01:42,926, Character said: We need to figure out a way
to get on the case fast

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At 00:01:43,978, Character said: before Psych goes under.

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At 00:01:45,992, Character said: Trout hates us, and right now

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At 00:01:47,511, Character said: we're not supposed to step foot
in the station

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At 00:01:49,045, Character said: much less a crime scene.

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At 00:01:50,597, Character said: Your new legal name
is Recap McGhee.

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At 00:01:52,516, Character said: Now, the perp inside that house

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At 00:01:54,184, Character said: is a very dangerous bird,

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At 00:01:55,685, Character said: a lappet-faced vulture,
a red-necked ostrich.

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At 00:01:58,504, Character said: Either way, in the analogy,
it's molting.

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At 00:02:00,607, Character said: Gotta figure out a way
past these barricades, man.

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At 00:02:03,009, Character said: I need a stage on which
to display my skillz

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At 00:02:05,278, Character said: in front of Sauertrout there.

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At 00:02:09,616, Character said: Let's go to dinner.

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At 00:02:10,867, Character said: You don't have to ask me twice.

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At 00:02:12,786, Character said: Hey, you.

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At 00:02:14,704, Character said: Yeah, you.
[Chuckles]

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At 00:02:15,956, Character said: I'm Shawn Spencer.

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At 00:02:17,457, Character said: This is my partner,
Trending Ontwitter.

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At 00:02:19,292, Character said: Hashtag what-would-Gus-do.

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At 00:02:21,411, Character said: Couldn't help but notice
the roses.

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At 00:02:23,630, Character said: - Yeah, it's my anniversary.
- Super.

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At 00:02:25,665, Character said: Well, you don't
have to ask us once.

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At 00:02:27,217, Character said: We would love to join you
and your lovely wife

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At 00:02:29,169, Character said: for a six-course dinner.

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At 00:02:30,750, Character said: Well, you know, they're not
letting anyone past, so...

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At 00:02:32,289, Character said: Oh, no?

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At 00:02:32,904, Character said: Sounds like somebody
needs to step up

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At 00:02:35,907, Character said: and seize.

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At 00:02:38,076, Character said: How do I seize, Shawn?
I'll tell ya.

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At 00:02:40,578, Character said: You go right over there
and you let that jagbag know

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At 00:02:43,197, Character said: there's absolutely nothing,
and I mean nothing,

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At 00:02:45,633, Character said: that is gonna keep you
from wining and dining

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At 00:02:47,585, Character said: your wife and your new
black and white best friends.

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At 00:02:50,538, Character said: 'Cause after we leave,
she's gonna get handsy.

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At 00:02:53,007, Character said: - Say, yes, she is.
- What?

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At 00:02:55,727, Character said: - I don't know you.
- No impending raid.

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At 00:02:58,146, Character said: No guns, no cops.
Nothing's gonna stop you.

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At 00:03:00,765, Character said: Now, go.
Seize!

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At 00:03:03,184, Character said: Seize.

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At 00:03:04,552, Character said: - Seize.
- Yeah.

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At 00:03:06,554, Character said: You g***t this, bro.
You g***t this.

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At 00:03:09,323, Character said: All right, listen up.

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At 00:03:11,075, Character said: We're gonna have to move in
from east to west.

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At 00:03:12,443, Character said: Some of you may not know
which way is east

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At 00:03:13,327, Character said: and which way is west.

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At 00:03:15,163, Character said: That's okay.
That's west, that's east.

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At 00:03:17,064, Character said: Excuse me, officer?

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At 00:03:18,116, Character said: [Tense orchestration]

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At 00:03:21,202, Character said:
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At 00:03:26,290, Character said: Seize.
Seize.

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At 00:03:27,708, Character said: - Seize.
- Uh, listen.

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At 00:03:28,909, Character said: I...

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At 00:03:30,928, Character said: My house is right there,
and it's my anniversary.

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At 00:03:33,247, Character said: - And...
- And we are with him, Trout.

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At 00:03:34,966, Character said: - Old friends.
- Hm.

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At 00:03:36,423, Character said: Officer Lassiter,
arrest this man

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At 00:03:38,226, Character said: for interfering
with a police investigation.

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At 00:03:40,427, Character said: We're kidding.
We're not with this dude.

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At 00:03:41,696, Character said: - Just met the guy.
- No.

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At 00:03:45,236, Character said: I was just trying
to get to my house.

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At 00:03:46,701, Character said: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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At 00:03:48,769, Character said: You'll be processed and released
within the hour.

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At 00:03:50,938, Character said: Well, maybe.

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At 00:03:56,252, Character said: There's a chance that
one of you might die today.

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At 00:03:59,106, Character said: Probably you.
Could be you.

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At 00:04:01,666, Character said: Could be you.

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At 00:04:03,284, Character said: [Suspenseful music]

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At 00:04:04,618, Character said: Oh, it's go time, daddy-o.

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At 00:04:06,304, Character said:
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At 00:04:17,196, Character said: Okay, is everyone
crystal clear now?

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At 00:04:19,183, Character said: Okay, let's move.

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At 00:04:20,651, Character said: - Let's move, come on.
- Uh, uh, chief?

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At 00:04:22,153, Character said: Yeah?

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At 00:04:23,300, Character said: I think we can call off
the raid.

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At 00:04:25,806, Character said: [Rock music]

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At 00:04:28,860, Character said:
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At 00:04:36,000, Character said: I've called you all down here
for good reason.

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At 00:04:38,219, Character said: The raid that took place here
a couple of days ago

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At 00:04:40,204, Character said: is a prime example
of what I'm calling

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At 00:04:41,539, Character said: "The New Santa Barbara,"

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At 00:04:42,808, Character said: a city being swept clean
of vermin,

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At 00:04:44,825, Character said: yellow-bellied weasels,
black-footed ferrets.

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