Psych s08e10 Up.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:00,182, Character said: Okay.
All right.

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At 00:00:03,710, Character said: Uh, it all started last week,
with the new job.

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At 00:00:09,382, Character said: So you get this?
To keep?

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At 00:00:11,234, Character said: Not to keep.
It's a company car.

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At 00:00:13,270, Character said: But you can drive it
whenever you want

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At 00:00:14,688, Character said: as fast as you can

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At 00:00:15,888, Character said: with full diplomatic immunity?

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At 00:00:17,274, Character said: Do you understand
how a company car works?

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At 00:00:18,558, Character said: - It is jet-black.
- Like me.

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At 00:00:21,111, Character said: Holy living--
soda fountain!

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At 00:00:24,414, Character said: - Gus, that's fully functional.
- Yep.

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At 00:00:26,866, Character said: And you're certain
that this stuff

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At 00:00:28,118, Character said: I'm eating is flaxseed?

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At 00:00:29,753, Character said: I think they mill it
with cinnamon or something.

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At 00:00:31,121, Character said: Don't use your hand, okay?

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At 00:00:34,541, Character said: Oh, my God, Gus.

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At 00:00:35,908, Character said: You have found
the only healthy thing

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At 00:00:37,427, Character said: that ever tasted good, ever.

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At 00:00:39,078, Character said: And you have
an endless supply right here

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At 00:00:41,080, Character said: in your new office kitchen.

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At 00:00:42,382, Character said: I know.
Come on.

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At 00:00:44,050, Character said: [Plastic crinkles]

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At 00:00:45,468, Character said: These guys
were our biggest rivals.

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At 00:00:47,137, Character said: I knew them from college.

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At 00:00:48,271, Character said: Oh, thanks.

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At 00:00:49,561, Character said: We are out
of this stuff, though.

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At 00:00:50,940, Character said: Three weeks vacation,

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At 00:00:52,108, Character said: yearly retreat in Belize.

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At 00:00:53,943, Character said: But here's the best part.
[Slurps]

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At 00:00:56,112, Character said: [Indistinct chatter]

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At 00:00:58,097, Character said: She loves reggae,

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At 00:00:59,432, Character said: brought jerk chicken
to the potluck,

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At 00:01:01,117, Character said: and rereads Harry Potter
once a year

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At 00:01:02,819, Character said: to keep herself centered.

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At 00:01:05,071, Character said: You move fast, my friend.

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At 00:01:06,990, Character said: Her name is "Love," literally.

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At 00:01:09,108, Character said: Well, her middle name,
but literally.

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At 00:01:11,294, Character said: And she's single.

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At 00:01:13,946, Character said: And how many times
have you spoken?

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At 00:01:15,799, Character said: None.

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At 00:01:17,950, Character said: I g***t it off her company bio,

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At 00:01:19,803, Character said: and I follow her
anonymously on Instagram.

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At 00:01:22,255, Character said: Is this a little creepy?

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At 00:01:24,758, Character said: It could be interpreted
that way, yes.

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At 00:01:27,794, Character said: [Both slurp]

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At 00:01:31,264, Character said: That's when I knew.

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At 00:01:33,099, Character said: That's--
that's when it became clear.

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At 00:01:36,269, Character said: You know,
that's when it became real.

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At 00:01:39,972, Character said: That's not true.

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At 00:01:41,691, Character said: It didn't become real
until I said it out loud.

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At 00:01:44,027, Character said: I've made a decision.

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At 00:01:45,445, Character said: About next weekend?

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At 00:01:46,979, Character said: Are you not coming up?
'Cause I can come down.

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At 00:01:48,832, Character said: You're not driving down.

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At 00:01:51,668, Character said: Shawn, what's wrong?

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At 00:01:53,870, Character said: I can't do this anymore.

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At 00:01:55,188, Character said: It's too hard.
It's--

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At 00:01:57,707, Character said: it's frickin' impossible.

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At 00:02:01,294, Character said: What are you saying?

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At 00:02:03,162, Character said: I ** saying that I'm going

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At 00:02:05,715, Character said: to move up there
to be with you.

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At 00:02:09,719, Character said: - You're closing Psych.
- Yes.

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At 00:02:13,356, Character said: A man can follow a woman
because he loves her, okay?

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At 00:02:15,975, Character said: There is no rule or law
against that.

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At 00:02:18,845, Character said: And if there was,
I would break it,

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At 00:02:20,397, Character said: and it wouldn't be quiet.

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At 00:02:21,865, Character said: I would do it brazenly
and out in the open.

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At 00:02:24,684, Character said: [Sighs]
Are you sure this is right?

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At 00:02:26,536, Character said: Oh, sweetheart, it is so right.

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At 00:02:27,987, Character said: I have never been
so sure about anything.

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At 00:02:29,989, Character said: I-I listed my motorcycle
on amishswap.com.

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At 00:02:34,244, Character said: I already have offers

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At 00:02:35,528, Character said: - for a mountain pie maker...
- What?

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At 00:02:37,547, Character said: And a water-powered
butter churn.

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At 00:02:39,215, Character said: Oh, my God, this is happening.

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At 00:02:41,384, Character said: This is really happening.

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At 00:02:43,420, Character said: What did Gus say?

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At 00:02:47,223, Character said: Shawn?
Shawn?

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At 00:02:52,395, Character said: I haven't
actually told him yet.

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At 00:02:56,182, Character said: [The Friendly Indians'
I Know You Know]

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At 00:02:59,185, Character said:


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At 00:03:00,219, Character said:
I know you know

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At 00:03:01,721, Character said:
that I'm not telling
the truth


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At 00:03:03,523, Character said:
I know you know

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At 00:03:05,024, Character said:
they just don't have
any proof


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At 00:03:06,359, Character said:
embrace the deception

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At 00:03:08,077, Character said:
learn how to bend

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At 00:03:09,779, Character said:
your worst inhibitions

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At 00:03:11,247, Character said:
tend to psych you out
in the end


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At 00:03:14,534, Character said: Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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At 00:03:23,109, Character said: Gus, sometimes in this life,
there are things

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At 00:03:25,477, Character said: that are just so difficult
to say, you know?

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At 00:03:28,114, Character said: I'll give you an example.

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At 00:03:29,832, Character said: I ate all the food in your
earthquake emergency barrel.

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At 00:03:32,651, Character said: You raided my emergency kit?

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At 00:03:34,337, Character said: Yes--no, not me.

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At 00:03:35,705, Character said: I didn't--
no, someone raided it,

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At 00:03:37,206, Character said: and d***n it,
we're gonna find them,

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At 00:03:38,657, Character said: and we're gonna make them pay.

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At 00:03:40,126, Character said: Shawn, I took a year
stocking that thing.

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At 00:03:41,344, Character said: That's why I'm so upset

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At 00:03:42,795, Character said: that the same dude
used all the blankets

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At 00:03:44,013, Character said: to make a desk fort.

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At 00:03:45,214, Character said: - Shawn--
- Gus, listen.

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At 00:03:47,350, Character said: You're such a sensitive soul.

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At 00:03:48,885, Character said: A very, very sensitive soul.

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At 00:03:50,669, Character said: Now, I need you
to brace yourself for some...

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At 00:03:56,225, Character said: truly disturbing news.

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At 00:04:01,913, Character said: - Spencer, what the hell?
- I don't know.

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At 00:04:03,532, Character said: Lassie, I'm not--
I don't know.

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At 00:04:05,151, Character said: I'm completely freaked out,
if that helps.

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At 00:04:07,069, Character said: Get your a***s up.
We g***t a dead body to go see.

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At 00:04:09,021, Character said: [Gasps]
[Groans]

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At 00:04:11,023, Character said: I had all the right intentions.

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At 00:04:12,691, Character said: What I didn't have was a plan,
until that moment.

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At 00:04:16,045, Character said: Yes, yes, I love that idea.

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At 00:04:18,414, Character said: I love that idea.

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At 00:04:19,548, Character said: Let's get up--let's go see

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At 00:04:21,717, Character said: the life sucked out
of a hapless victim.

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At 00:04:23,502, Character said: G***t that list of junior
detectives for you to peruse.

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At 00:04:25,871, Character said: Already have.
No, thanks.

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At 00:04:27,340, Character said: "No, thanks?"

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At 00:04:29,091, Character said: If it's all the same to you,
I work alone.

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At 00:04:31,560, Character said: Always have.
Not always by choice.

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At 00:04:34,063, Character said: Sometimes by court order,
but alone.

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At 00:04:36,732, Character said: - That's my lot.
- Don't do it.

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At 00:04:38,884, Character said: Working alone is the saddest
of all situations.

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At 00:04:51,447, Character said: Fail.
I'm sorry, Lassie.

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At 00:04:53,115, Character said: This isn't nearly as grisly
as I was hoping for.

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At 00:04:55,034, Character said: Are there any other crime scenes
in the area?

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At 00:04:56,919, Character said: Dude, what is this bad news
I have to brace myself for?

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At 00:04:59,622, Character said: Not yet.
You're not prepared.

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At 00:05:01,123, Character said: Shawn, you know
you can't just tell me

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At 00:05:02,425, Character said: there's bad news
and not tell me.

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At 00:05:04,377, Character said: You know what my head will do.

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At 00:05:05,744, Character said: I know.
Your sweet, sensitive dome.

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At 00:05:08,631, Character said: Warren Dern.

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At 00:05:09,632, Character said: Single, successful,

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At 00:05:11,217, Character said: no local next of kin.

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At 00:05:12,635, Character said: The I.C.E. on his cell
was his best friend.

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At 00:05:15,771, Character said: I have him here right now.

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At 00:05:17,306, Character said: Yes, we knew each other
since grade school.

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