00:00:00,182 --> 00:00:02,Okay.
All right.

00:00:03,710 --> 00:00:08,Uh, it all started last week,
with the new job.

00:00:09,382 --> 00:00:11,So you get this?
To keep?

00:00:11,234 --> 00:00:13,Not to keep.
It's a company car.

00:00:13,270 --> 00:00:14,But you can drive it
whenever you want

00:00:14,688 --> 00:00:15,as fast as you can

00:00:15,888 --> 00:00:17,with full diplomatic immunity?

00:00:17,274 --> 00:00:18,Do you understand
how a company car works?

00:00:18,558 --> 00:00:21,- It is jet-black.
- Like me.

00:00:21,111 --> 00:00:24,Holy living--
soda fountain!

00:00:24,414 --> 00:00:26,- Gus, that's fully functional.
- Yep.

00:00:26,866 --> 00:00:28,And you're certain
that this stuff

00:00:28,118 --> 00:00:29,I'm eating is flaxseed?

00:00:29,753 --> 00:00:31,I think they mill it
with cinnamon or something.

00:00:31,121 --> 00:00:34,Don't use your hand, okay?

00:00:34,541 --> 00:00:35,Oh, my God, Gus.

00:00:35,908 --> 00:00:37,You have found
the only healthy thing

00:00:37,427 --> 00:00:39,that ever tasted good, ever.

00:00:39,078 --> 00:00:41,And you have
an endless supply right here

00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:42,in your new office kitchen.

00:00:42,382 --> 00:00:44,I know.
Come on.

00:00:44,050 --> 00:00:45,[Plastic crinkles]

00:00:45,468 --> 00:00:47,These guys
were our biggest rivals.

00:00:47,137 --> 00:00:48,I knew them from college.

00:00:48,271 --> 00:00:49,Oh, thanks.

00:00:49,561 --> 00:00:50,We are out
of this stuff, though.

00:00:50,940 --> 00:00:52,Three weeks vacation,

00:00:52,108 --> 00:00:53,yearly retreat in Belize.

00:00:53,943 --> 00:00:56,But here's the best part.
[Slurps]

00:00:56,112 --> 00:00:58,[Indistinct chatter]

00:00:58,097 --> 00:00:59,She loves reggae,

00:00:59,432 --> 00:01:01,brought jerk chicken
to the potluck,

00:01:01,117 --> 00:01:02,and rereads Harry Potter
once a year

00:01:02,819 --> 00:01:05,to keep herself centered.

00:01:05,071 --> 00:01:06,You move fast, my friend.

00:01:06,990 --> 00:01:09,Her name is "Love," literally.

00:01:09,108 --> 00:01:11,Well, her middle name,
but literally.

00:01:11,294 --> 00:01:13,And she's single.

00:01:13,946 --> 00:01:15,And how many times
have you spoken?

00:01:15,799 --> 00:01:17,None.

00:01:17,950 --> 00:01:19,I g***t it off her company bio,

00:01:19,803 --> 00:01:22,and I follow her
anonymously on Instagram.

00:01:22,255 --> 00:01:24,Is this a little creepy?

00:01:24,758 --> 00:01:27,It could be interpreted
that way, yes.

00:01:27,794 --> 00:01:29,[Both slurp]

00:01:31,264 --> 00:01:33,That's when I knew.

00:01:33,099 --> 00:01:36,That's--
that's when it became clear.

00:01:36,269 --> 00:01:39,You know,
that's when it became real.

00:01:39,972 --> 00:01:41,That's not true.

00:01:41,691 --> 00:01:43,It didn't become real
until I said it out loud.

00:01:44,027 --> 00:01:45,I've made a decision.

00:01:45,445 --> 00:01:46,About next weekend?

00:01:46,979 --> 00:01:48,Are you not coming up?
'Cause I can come down.

00:01:48,832 --> 00:01:51,You're not driving down.

00:01:51,668 --> 00:01:53,Shawn, what's wrong?

00:01:53,870 --> 00:01:55,I can't do this anymore.

00:01:55,188 --> 00:01:57,It's too hard.
It's--

00:01:57,707 --> 00:02:01,it's frickin' impossible.

00:02:01,294 --> 00:02:03,What are you saying?

00:02:03,162 --> 00:02:05,I ** saying that I'm going

00:02:05,715 --> 00:02:09,to move up there
to be with you.

00:02:09,719 --> 00:02:13,- You're closing Psych.
- Yes.

00:02:13,356 --> 00:02:15,A man can follow a woman
because he loves her, okay?

00:02:15,975 --> 00:02:18,There is no rule or law
against that.

00:02:18,845 --> 00:02:20,And if there was,
I would break it,

00:02:20,397 --> 00:02:21,and it wouldn't be quiet.

00:02:21,865 --> 00:02:24,I would do it brazenly
and out in the open.

00:02:24,684 --> 00:02:26,[Sighs]
Are you sure this is right?

00:02:26,536 --> 00:02:27,Oh, sweetheart, it is so right.

00:02:27,987 --> 00:02:29,I have never been
so sure about anything.

00:02:29,989 --> 00:02:34,I-I listed my motorcycle
on amishswap.com.

00:02:34,244 --> 00:02:35,I already have offers

00:02:35,528 --> 00:02:37,- for a mountain pie maker...
- What?

00:02:37,547 --> 00:02:39,And a water-powered
butter churn.

00:02:39,215 --> 00:02:41,Oh, my God, this is happening.

00:02:41,384 --> 00:02:43,This is really happening.

00:02:43,420 --> 00:02:47,What did Gus say?

00:02:47,223 --> 00:02:50,Shawn?
Shawn?

00:02:52,395 --> 00:02:56,I haven't
actually told him yet.

00:02:56,182 --> 00:02:59,[The Friendly Indians'
I Know You Know]

00:02:59,185 --> 00:03:00,


00:03:00,219 --> 00:03:01,
I know you know

00:03:01,721 --> 00:03:03,
that I'm not telling
the truth


00:03:03,523 --> 00:03:04,
I know you know

00:03:05,024 --> 00:03:06,
they just don't have
any proof


00:03:06,359 --> 00:03:08,
embrace the deception

00:03:08,077 --> 00:03:09,
learn how to bend

00:03:09,779 --> 00:03:11,
your worst inhibitions

00:03:11,247 --> 00:03:14,
tend to psych you out
in the end


00:03:14,534 --> 00:03:21,Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

00:03:23,109 --> 00:03:25,Gus, sometimes in this life,
there are things

00:03:25,477 --> 00:03:28,that are just so difficult
to say, you know?

00:03:28,114 --> 00:03:29,I'll give you an example.

00:03:29,832 --> 00:03:32,I ate all the food in your
earthquake emergency barrel.

00:03:32,651 --> 00:03:34,You raided my emergency kit?

00:03:34,337 --> 00:03:35,Yes--no, not me.

00:03:35,705 --> 00:03:37,I didn't--
no, someone raided it,

00:03:37,206 --> 00:03:38,and d***n it,
we're gonna find them,

00:03:38,657 --> 00:03:40,and we're gonna make them pay.

00:03:40,126 --> 00:03:41,Shawn, I took a year
stocking that thing.

00:03:41,344 --> 00:03:42,That's why I'm so upset

00:03:42,795 --> 00:03:43,that the same dude
used all the blankets

00:03:44,013 --> 00:03:45,to make a desk fort.

00:03:45,214 --> 00:03:47,- Shawn--
- Gus, listen.

00:03:47,350 --> 00:03:48,You're such a sensitive soul.

00:03:48,885 --> 00:03:50,A very, very sensitive soul.

00:03:50,669 --> 00:03:56,Now, I need you
to brace yourself for some...

00:03:56,225 --> 00:03:58,truly disturbing news.

00:04:01,913 --> 00:04:03,- Spencer, what the hell?
- I don't know.

00:04:03,532 --> 00:04:05,Lassie, I'm not--
I don't know.

00:04:05,151 --> 00:04:07,I'm completely freaked out,
if that helps.

00:04:07,069 --> 00:04:08,Get your a***s up.
We g***t a dead body to go see.

00:04:09,021 --> 00:04:10,[Gasps]
[Groans]

00:04:11,023 --> 00:04:12,I had all the right intentions.

00:04:12,691 --> 00:04:16,What I didn't have was a plan,
until that moment.

00:04:16,045 --> 00:04:18,Yes, yes, I love that idea.

00:04:18,414 --> 00:04:19,I love that idea.

00:04:19,548 --> 00:04:21,Let's get up--let's go see

00:04:21,717 --> 00:04:23,the life sucked out
of a hapless victim.

00:04:23,502 --> 00:04:25,G***t that list of junior
detectives for you to peruse.

00:04:25,871 --> 00:04:27,Already have.
No, thanks.

00:04:27,340 --> 00:04:29,"No, thanks?"

00:04:29,091 --> 00:04:31,If it's all the same to you,
I work alone.

00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:34,Always have.
Not always by choice.

00:04:34,063 --> 00:04:36,Sometimes by court order,
but alone.

00:04:36,732 --> 00:04:38,- That's my lot.
- Don't do it.

00:04:38,884 --> 00:04:43,Working alone is the saddest
of all situations.

00:04:51,447 --> 00:04:53,Fail.
I'm sorry, Lassie.

00:04:53,115 --> 00:04:55,This isn't nearly as grisly
as I was hoping for.

00:04:55,034 --> 00:04:56,Are there any other crime scenes
in the area?

00:04:56,919 --> 00:04:59,Dude, what is this bad news
I have to brace myself for?

00:04:59,622 --> 00:05:01,Not yet.
You're not prepared.

00:05:01,123 --> 00:05:02,Shawn, you know
you can't just tell me

00:05:02,425 --> 00:05:04,there's bad news
and not tell me.

00:05:04,377 --> 00:05:05,You know what my head will do.

00:05:05,744 --> 00:05:08,I know.
Your sweet, sensitive dome.

00:05:08,631 --> 00:05:09,Warren Dern.

00:05:09,632 --> 00:05:11,Single, successful,

00:05:11,217 --> 00:05:12,no local next of kin.

00:05:12,635 --> 00:05:15,The I.C.E. on his cell
was his best friend.

00:05:15,771 --> 00:05:17,I have him here right now.

00:05:17,306 --> 00:05:18,Yes, we knew each other
since grade school.

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