The Lone Gunmen - 1x04 Subtitles

At 00:00:03,527, Character said: (music) [Patriotic]

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At 00:00:07,798, Character said: [Jimmy Narrating]
Heroes.

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At 00:00:09,967, Character said: Once in a great while, they come along
when we need them the most...

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At 00:00:15,339, Character said: like President Churchill,
who won World War II...

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At 00:00:19,110, Character said: and Ghandi,
peaceful leader of the Indians.

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At 00:00:22,813, Character said: Or, as we know them,
Native Americans.

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At 00:00:26,083, Character said: The thing about heroes is...

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At 00:00:28,285, Character said: you can just never tell where
the next crop is gonna come from...

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At 00:00:32,123, Character said: and you don't always
recognize them at first sight.

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At 00:00:34,592, Character said: When I grow up, I wanna be a singer
just like Dolly Parton.

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At 00:00:38,062, Character said: I wanna be rich and famous
and have big...

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At 00:00:41,766, Character said: When I grow up,
I wanna be the star quarterback...

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At 00:00:44,034, Character said: for the Redskins,
and be rich and famous.

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At 00:00:46,537, Character said: Rich and famous.

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At 00:00:48,539, Character said: Famous and, um...

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At 00:00:51,475, Character said: When I grow up, I want to be a career
bureaucrat with the federal government.

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At 00:00:56,781, Character said: I wanna help
as many people as I can...

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At 00:00:59,350, Character said: and work hard to spread
democracy throughout the world.

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At 00:01:05,322, Character said: - [Lowing]
- [Typing]

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At 00:01:08,225, Character said: Ringo, you're supposed
to be milking.

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At 00:01:10,528, Character said: I told you.
Typing is for secretaries.

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At 00:01:12,930, Character said: That d***n fool toy
is going on the junk pile.

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At 00:01:15,132, Character said: Let me tell you something
about this d***n fool toy, Dad.

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At 00:01:18,869, Character said: This d***n fool toy
is gonna change everything...

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At 00:01:22,773, Character said: from the way people do business
to the way we communicate.

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At 00:01:27,144, Character said: This d***n fool toy is the future.

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At 00:01:30,581, Character said: And you know what else?
By the year 2000...

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At 00:01:33,484, Character said: when I've made millions of dollars
off this d***n fool toy...

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At 00:01:37,321, Character said: we'll all eat food pills
like on Star Trek...

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At 00:01:40,858, Character said: and we won't need cows anymore.

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At 00:01:43,060, Character said: [Cattle Lowing]

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At 00:01:51,368, Character said: - Say it!
- [Grunting]

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At 00:01:53,737, Character said: Say it!

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At 00:01:55,573, Character said: The Cutlass 442 is faster
than the Belvedere GTX, all right?

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At 00:01:59,944, Character said: D***n straight. Some captain
of the football team you are.

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At 00:02:09,386, Character said: You're a shrimp.
You'll always be a shrimp...

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At 00:02:12,223, Character said: shrimp.

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At 00:02:14,558, Character said: What do you have to say about that?

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At 00:02:21,966, Character said: I think big, see?
Bigger than you.

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At 00:02:25,803, Character said: I'm gonna do big things,
and then I'm gonna write about 'em.

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At 00:02:29,139, Character said: People will hang on my every word.
Yeah.

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At 00:02:34,445, Character said: I'll be a crusading publisher
and make the world a better place...

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At 00:02:39,683, Character said: like... like...

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At 00:02:42,953, Character said: like Hugh Hefner!

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At 00:02:44,955, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:02:55,766, Character said: [Jimmy Narrating]
Three heroes, three separate paths...

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At 00:02:58,836, Character said: leading to one shared destiny...

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At 00:03:01,205, Character said: to change the world,
to make history.

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At 00:03:04,942, Character said: Today's the day it happens.

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At 00:04:01,899, Character said: [Jimmy Narrating] You gotta figure...
people never see history coming.

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At 00:04:06,070, Character said: It kinda just sneaks up on 'em...

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At 00:04:08,339, Character said: like when the Chinese
bombed Pearl Harbor.

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At 00:04:11,909, Character said: You're living your life.
Then, boom!

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At 00:04:17,748, Character said: You're swept up in it.

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At 00:04:19,750, Character said: [Clanking]

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At 00:04:32,763, Character said: You again?

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At 00:04:35,065, Character said: Look, you can save yourself
a trip down here.

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At 00:04:38,869, Character said: The answer's always gonna be "No."

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At 00:04:41,672, Character said: - But you don't even know the question.
- Let me guess.

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At 00:04:44,875, Character said: "Can I have the C.I.A. files on Oswald?

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At 00:04:46,944, Character said: "Can I have the F.B.I. files
on Martin Luther King?

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At 00:04:49,913, Character said: Can I have the missing 18 minutes
of the Nixon tapes?"

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At 00:04:53,784, Character said: It's called the
Freedom of Information Office.

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At 00:04:56,487, Character said: So why isn't the information free?

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At 00:04:58,555, Character said: Mr. Byers, as you can see,
I'm a very busy man.

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At 00:05:03,060, Character said: Well, I won't take up
any more of your time.

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At 00:05:05,262, Character said: Just give me this,
and I'll be on my way.

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At 00:05:12,503, Character said: Unbelievable. One of your
F.O.I. requests actually went through.

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At 00:05:15,739, Character said: I g***t the e-mail this morning.

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At 00:05:18,475, Character said: Looks like you hit the jackpot.

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At 00:05:23,414, Character said: That's mine?

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At 00:05:36,260, Character said: So we're clear on this then, huh?
One more time?

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At 00:05:43,100, Character said: Our new shredder policy...
let's hear it.

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At 00:05:47,104, Character said: Paper, sí.
Coffee filters, no.

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At 00:05:53,444, Character said: I'm watching you.

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At 00:05:56,647, Character said: Thanks for the help, Baron.

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At 00:05:59,116, Character said: Prince. I made crown prince
six hours ago.

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At 00:06:01,919, Character said: - I'm almost king.
- [Fanfare]

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At 00:06:04,488, Character said: Can you make those little guys
shoot at each other?

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At 00:06:07,024, Character said: That's not the point, Jimmy.

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At 00:06:09,460, Character said: This game isn't about violence.
It's about empire building.

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At 00:06:12,429, Character said: I spent two solid weeks...

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At 00:06:15,132, Character said: creating this medieval civilization
from the ground up.

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At 00:06:17,568, Character said: And yet you're still
a 32-year-old virgin.

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At 00:06:21,271, Character said: The irony.

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At 00:06:23,373, Character said: [Doorbell Buzzes]

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At 00:06:32,416, Character said: - [Grunts]
- Whoa!

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At 00:06:37,688, Character said: You gotta lift it with your legs.

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At 00:06:45,462, Character said: What's in the box?

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At 00:06:48,365, Character said: Vindication.

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At 00:06:52,069, Character said: It's from that pinhead clerk down at
the Freedom of Information Office.

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At 00:06:55,739, Character said: That guy actually
coughed up the goods?

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At 00:06:58,509, Character said: This must be every file I've ever
requested from the government.

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At 00:07:01,512, Character said: Maybe the system does work.

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At 00:07:15,626, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:07:20,864, Character said: You gotta love that
civil servant sense of humor.

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At 00:07:22,900, Character said: I keep telling you, Byers,
the F.O.I. 's a complete waste of time.

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At 00:07:26,603, Character said: You gotta spy,
use subterfuge...

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At 00:07:29,439, Character said: like the Bishop of Orange
is trying right now.

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At 00:07:32,543, Character said: Busted, you Byzantine hack.

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At 00:07:34,578, Character said: - There's something else in here.
- Yeah, it's junk. Would you clean this up?

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At 00:07:38,115, Character said: And don't try to put the cinder block
through the shredder.

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At 00:07:42,586, Character said: - Hey, cheer up, buddy.
- [Jimmy] You know, guys...

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At 00:07:46,623, Character said: not every line of this is crossed off.

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At 00:07:49,960, Character said: - I see some numbers, a name.
- It's junk.

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At 00:07:53,130, Character said: Shred it.

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At 00:07:54,898, Character said: - Here we go. The coronation of King Langly.
- (music) [Fanfare]

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At 00:07:58,569, Character said: Two full weeks of alliance building
and backstabbing...

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At 00:08:02,072, Character said: and now, finally,
I get to reap the benefits.

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At 00:08:04,141, Character said: [Chuckles]
Funny name. Stan Mizer.

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At 00:08:10,247, Character said: No!

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At 00:08:26,997, Character said: [Panting]

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At 00:08:33,237, Character said: [Screaming]

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At 00:08:42,412, Character said: Please, baby.

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At 00:08:46,583, Character said: Uh, so, this guy... Mizer...

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At 00:09:01,665, Character said: [Beeping]

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At 00:09:09,506, Character said: Can I talk now?

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At 00:09:14,211, Character said: This guy... Mizer... who was he?

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At 00:09:17,047, Character said: - Stan Mizer. He was an inventor.
- Or nut.

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At 00:09:20,183, Character said: - Depends on who you ask.
- Legend has it,
he perfected a car that ran on water.

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At 00:09:24,054, Character said: Legend nothing. He did it.
I saw it. I rode in it.

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At 00:09:27,224, Character said: No one knows
what happened to the car.

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At 00:09:28,992, Character said: It disappeared,
and Mizer refused to talk about it.

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At 00:09:31,061, Character said: He died in, what, the mid-'70s?

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At 00:09:34,564, Character said: Mm-hmm. I know somebody
threatened him. Big oil, most likely.

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At 00:09:39,069, Character said: They'd do anything
to protect their interests.

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At 00:09:41,905, Character said: So, what did the car look like?

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