Birds Of A Feather Business S03E12 Subtitles

At 00:00:07,680, Character said: I've been dying to do that ever since I
g***t out of the doctors.

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At 00:00:10,900, Character said: You know it's like when you've g***t an
itchy bum. There's always someone

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At 00:00:13,300, Character said: behind you, isn't there?

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At 00:00:14,940, Character said: Did the doctor say exactly what was
causing your irritation?

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At 00:00:18,140, Character said: What do you mean? Apart from you, Dore.

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At 00:00:20,540, Character said: No, he said it's some allergy I've
picked up.

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At 00:00:22,880, Character said: Hey, Trace, have you changed your
washing pad? No. Have you changed your

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At 00:00:26,240, Character said: underwear?

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At 00:00:28,440, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:00:29,560, Character said: There's a letter there from your
husband.

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At 00:00:31,180, Character said: Oh, unusual for him to put crayon to
paper.

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At 00:00:34,640, Character said: Perhaps you're a bit run down, Sharon.

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At 00:00:36,140, Character said: You know what I've always found to be a
wonderful tonic? I'm not walking past

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At 00:00:39,140, Character said: work with my blouse open, darling.

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At 00:00:41,960, Character said: Cod liver oil.

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At 00:00:43,340, Character said: Oh, our cousin's great -grandad swore by
fish, never anything else.

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At 00:00:47,240, Character said: Trace, the man thought he was a
flamingo.

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At 00:00:50,240, Character said: Yeah, he was mad, but he was fit.

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At 00:00:52,400, Character said: There's not many 95 -year -olds who
spend all day standing on one leg.

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At 00:00:56,010, Character said: I don't want cod liver oil. I ain't run
down. I've g***t an allergy.

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At 00:01:01,810, Character said: The anti -histamines the doctor gave me
will soon get rid of it. I tell you, a

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At 00:01:05,550, Character said: bit of bloody head.

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At 00:01:06,450, Character said: I can't believe it.

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At 00:01:07,810, Character said: £3 .40 for a prescription?

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At 00:01:10,770, Character said: Disgusting. I worked it out.

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At 00:01:12,650, Character said: I clear £71 .35 a week from that poxy
cleaning job. So that prescription has

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At 00:01:17,430, Character said: cost me 5 % of my wages.

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At 00:01:19,490, Character said: I know how you feel, Sharon. My
allowance from Marcus goes nowhere these

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At 00:01:23,080, Character said: You know, I have had to reduce my tennis
lessons from four to three a fortnight.

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At 00:01:28,120, Character said: Ain't there a support group you can
join, girl?

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At 00:01:31,560, Character said: Blimey! He's written two pages.

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At 00:01:33,960, Character said: Someone must have taught him the second
half of the alphabet.

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At 00:01:36,400, Character said: What you have to understand, Sharon, is
that when Marcus and I voted

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At 00:01:39,440, Character said: Conservative, we did so on the strict
understanding that any recession would

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At 00:01:43,340, Character said: start and end north of Watford.

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At 00:01:45,180, Character said: We're... Just a little misery in the
inner London boroughs to give the

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At 00:01:48,550, Character said: impression that the whole country was
suffering equally.

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At 00:01:50,770, Character said: You're such a selfish mare.

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At 00:01:52,890, Character said: I look after number one. Life isn't a
charity.

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At 00:01:55,830, Character said: Oh, no.

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At 00:01:57,190, Character said: What? Something happened to Chris?

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At 00:01:59,230, Character said: No. It's bad news.

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At 00:02:01,770, Character said: His uncle Costas has died.

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At 00:02:03,790, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:02:05,210, Character said: What do you want for dinner?

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At 00:02:09,629, Character said: Don't overdo the grief, will you,
Tracey? I didn't know him. Well, you're

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At 00:02:13,070, Character said: upset, are you, Sharon? I thought you
disliked all Chris's family.

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At 00:02:15,930, Character said: No, not Costas. He was different.

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At 00:02:17,950, Character said: He treated me all right.

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At 00:02:19,870, Character said: When they all come up to me at the
wedding to pin the money on me, he was

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At 00:02:22,890, Character said: only one that used a safety pin.

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At 00:02:26,750, Character said: The jammy little... Costas has only left
Chris's drinking club. Well, that's

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At 00:02:31,430, Character said: lucky. It's better than bleeding lucky.

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At 00:02:34,590, Character said: It's what the local Greek football team
uses a calf and a club a***s.

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At 00:02:38,450, Character said: It's what's known as a nice little
earner.

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At 00:02:41,770, Character said: Blimey, he wants me to run it for him.

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At 00:02:44,150, Character said: Reckons it'll help and bring us back
together.

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At 00:02:46,450, Character said: That's great, shall.

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At 00:02:48,390, Character said: If you think I'm going to give that
little weasel another chance to walk all

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At 00:02:51,810, Character said: over me... I think you should think
about it before you say no. There's a

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At 00:02:55,210, Character said: money to be made in catering. I went to
school with a girl called Hester Gordon.

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At 00:02:58,090, Character said: She now makes 50k a year selling filled
rolls and sandwiches around shops and

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At 00:03:02,990, Character said: offices. Well, at least talk to him
about it. It could be he finally wants

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At 00:03:06,510, Character said: give something to your marriage.

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At 00:03:08,160, Character said: Well, excuse me if I don't get too
excited.

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At 00:03:10,280, Character said: The only other thing he ever gave to our
marriage took me six months and, of

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At 00:03:13,260, Character said: course, a penicillin to get rid of.

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At 00:03:15,700, Character said: And it weren't no allergy.

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At 00:03:22,480, Character said: All right, babe?

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At 00:03:30,460, Character said: G***t a light?

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At 00:03:32,420, Character said: What do you look like?

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At 00:03:35,260, Character said: I'm a man of property now, aren't I?

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At 00:03:37,340, Character said: I g***t this off Ronnie the Piles.

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At 00:03:39,580, Character said: He'd swap his granny for a roll of soft
toilet paper.

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At 00:03:43,100, Character said: I can see you're really cut up about
Costas, your mercenary little git.

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At 00:03:46,320, Character said: I was quite upset, actually.

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At 00:03:48,720, Character said: But I just can't help being chuffed
about the cash.

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At 00:03:51,540, Character said: For the first time in my life, I feel
like I'm out in front.

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At 00:03:54,820, Character said: Like I'm somebody.

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At 00:03:56,820, Character said: It's going to make a big difference to
the way I'm treated.

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At 00:03:59,500, Character said: Do you reckon the other cons will ask
now before they spit in your teeth?

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At 00:04:03,020, Character said: I'm talking about when I get out,
amongst me own.

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At 00:04:06,239, Character said: Mind you, that's only fair.

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At 00:04:08,840, Character said: Back in Cyprus, we was the most
important family in our village.

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At 00:04:11,880, Character said: Only because you owned a goat.

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At 00:04:14,280, Character said: Stop being such a pain shell.

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At 00:04:16,959, Character said: Look, this cap is going to be good news
for the both of us.

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At 00:04:19,839, Character said: I haven't said I work there yet.

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At 00:04:22,120, Character said: Don't be a melon, it's a good little
job.

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At 00:04:24,240, Character said: I've g***t a good little job. Get out of
it, you never had a good little job.

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At 00:04:28,100, Character said: You've done every poxy job there is
except work down a sewer.

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At 00:04:31,540, Character said: You carry on like that and I'll stuff
that cigar right where Ronnie's g***t his

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At 00:04:34,860, Character said: piles.

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At 00:04:36,570, Character said: So what is this good little job then,
eh?

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At 00:04:39,490, Character said: Cleaning. Oh, struggle, John.

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At 00:04:42,430, Character said: It's a show -up having a wife who scrubs
floors for a living.

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At 00:04:45,430, Character said: Just like it's a show -up for you having
a husband in the nick.

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At 00:04:48,450, Character said: And don't tell me you don't lie and tell
some people I'm working in Saudi.

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At 00:04:51,910, Character said: No, not at all. I tell them the truth.

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At 00:04:54,830, Character said: I do lie about what you're in here for,
though.

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At 00:04:57,950, Character said: I tell them you was nicked for sleeping
with farm animals.

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At 00:05:04,990, Character said: You are joking.

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At 00:05:06,450, Character said: Never know till you get out, will you?

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At 00:05:09,470, Character said: But if you suddenly find you've g***t the
nickname Old MacDonald, you know why.

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At 00:05:14,470, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:05:15,570, Character said: What are you doing?

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At 00:05:16,870, Character said: Scratching me back. I've g***t an allergy.

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At 00:05:18,670, Character said: Allergy? Yes, allergy.

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At 00:05:20,210, Character said: It means you're allergic to something,
like you and work.

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At 00:05:23,850, Character said: Just give me eight years to get rid of
it. Yeah.

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At 00:05:26,870, Character said: It's probably something you're caught
scrubbing bogs or whatever it is you

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At 00:05:29,310, Character said: clean.

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At 00:05:30,450, Character said: Look, why don't you give the job up and
go and work down the cave?

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At 00:05:34,230, Character said: Because I know you and I don't trust
you.

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At 00:05:37,210, Character said: You'll have me slaving in there for
peanuts.

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At 00:05:39,190, Character said: Of course I won't.

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At 00:05:40,110, Character said: Why do you want me working there then?

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At 00:05:41,790, Character said: Because the place can be a little
goldmine. You know it can.

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At 00:05:45,990, Character said: But?

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At 00:05:47,330, Character said: Look, Costas let the place go a little,
right? And the profits went down.

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At 00:05:51,590, Character said: Then the locals started complaining
about drunks coming out in the small

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At 00:05:54,950, Character said: hollering and shouting. And the old bill
threatened to take away the booze

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At 00:05:57,990, Character said: license. So the family have had enough.

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At 00:06:00,010, Character said: They just want to...