Birds Of A Feather Xmas Special S03E13 Subtitles

At 00:00:00,880, Character said: Far away, and I ** blue.

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At 00:00:06,620, Character said: What do I do?

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At 00:00:40,960, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:01:14,570, Character said: Here, Dalton.

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At 00:01:15,610, Character said: I'm going to be out for Christmas, mate.
I've g***t bail.

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At 00:01:18,250, Character said: How do you manage that? My brief said
the drugs was just for my own use.

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At 00:01:21,590, Character said: I'm only trafficking.

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At 00:01:22,830, Character said: Abel, you had four kilos of marijuana.
I'm heavy smoker, man.

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At 00:01:27,210, Character said: I mean, come on.

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At 00:01:28,830, Character said: I mean, I'm a rock star. We've g***t to
use a bit. It's to do with the image,

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At 00:01:31,730, Character said: isn't it?

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At 00:01:32,830, Character said: My accountant reckons I ought to be able
to claim it off tax.

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At 00:01:36,350, Character said: Rod Dunn.

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At 00:01:38,510, Character said: Rod Dunn. Savage.

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At 00:01:40,190, Character said: That's it.

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At 00:01:41,110, Character said: He turned out for me.

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At 00:01:42,930, Character said: Character witness.

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At 00:01:44,350, Character said: Look, Savage.

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At 00:01:45,570, Character said: He's in a detox unit.

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At 00:01:47,230, Character said: He's full of everything. He's like a
branch of boots on leg. Well, there you

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At 00:01:50,330, Character said: He's an expert witness.

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At 00:01:51,810, Character said: And me record's done me in good stead.

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At 00:01:53,890, Character said: What you on about?

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At 00:01:54,870, Character said: You've been done for drugs hundreds of
times.

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At 00:01:56,970, Character said: Exactly. I'm an established user.

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At 00:01:59,430, Character said: I don't do trafficking.

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At 00:02:02,110, Character said: Here.

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At 00:02:03,230, Character said: Do you want me to send you in a chunk so
you can sell it off?

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At 00:02:06,370, Character said: I know you've been good to me, and I'd
like to do something.

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At 00:02:12,090, Character said: You sure you're all right, Daryl?

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At 00:02:13,910, Character said: You seem a bit down.

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At 00:02:15,050, Character said: Yeah. I don't think why.

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At 00:02:17,690, Character said: Here I ** in this lovely prison.

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At 00:02:19,790, Character said: Nice crowd to talk to in my cell all the
time.

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At 00:02:22,350, Character said: Clean underwear once a week.

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At 00:02:24,270, Character said: A shower every Tuesday.

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At 00:02:26,430, Character said: Whether I need it or not.

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At 00:02:29,370, Character said: God.

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At 00:02:32,430, Character said: Don't say it's my own fault I'm in here,
Tracy.

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At 00:02:35,250, Character said: I wouldn't say I've been like that,
Daryl.

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At 00:02:37,490, Character said: I know, I know.

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At 00:02:39,410, Character said: I've never said I've been like that.

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At 00:02:41,090, Character said: I know.

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At 00:02:43,880, Character said: I mean, it is your own fault.

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At 00:02:46,040, Character said: I've never done no bank robbing.
Chrissie.

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At 00:02:48,260, Character said: Well, it's hard for me and all you know,
Daryl. I know.

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At 00:02:51,540, Character said: I know.

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At 00:02:52,940, Character said: But it's Christmas soon.

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At 00:02:54,300, Character said: It just makes things worse. Reminds me
of everything I'm missing.

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At 00:02:58,840, Character said: Yeah. Still cheer up.

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At 00:03:01,060, Character said: Garfield will be coming along with me
next visit.

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At 00:03:03,180, Character said: Not exactly coming along, no.

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At 00:03:05,280, Character said: Eh? He wrote to me.

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At 00:03:07,180, Character said: He wants to see me on his own.

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At 00:03:09,380, Character said: What for?

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At 00:03:10,880, Character said: Well, I don't know.

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At 00:03:12,350, Character said: You know, man -to -man stuff, I suppose.

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At 00:03:14,730, Character said: Well, why can't we all ever talk?

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At 00:03:16,650, Character said: Well, I just want to see his dad.

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At 00:03:19,410, Character said: Alone. For a chat.

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At 00:03:21,670, Character said: He hasn't had a chance for two years.

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At 00:03:24,570, Character said: Yeah, I suppose.

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At 00:03:25,870, Character said: And I'll see you Christmas week. Give
you a present then.

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At 00:03:28,390, Character said: No, Tracy, no.

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At 00:03:30,150, Character said: I don't want to see you again.

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At 00:03:32,070, Character said: Well, not till the new year.

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At 00:03:34,010, Character said: Aye? I just want to forget all about
Christmas. Get my head down and do my

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At 00:03:39,130, Character said: I'm really sorry, Tracy, for just a few
weeks, yeah?

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At 00:03:43,540, Character said: No, he's not here. He's visiting his
dad.

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At 00:03:46,460, Character said: No, I don't know what about. He hasn't
told me.

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At 00:03:50,200, Character said: I don't know what all the secret is
about.

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At 00:03:52,160, Character said: He can't be asking about the birds and
the bees. He's 17.

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At 00:03:54,900, Character said: Well, he probably knows the basics.

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At 00:03:56,740, Character said: Maybe he's just a bit hazy on the
advanced stuff.

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At 00:03:59,260, Character said: You know, like the Essex girl that
didn't know the difference between

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At 00:04:02,320, Character said: and patty.

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At 00:04:05,400, Character said: Her windows fell out.

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At 00:04:08,600, Character said: I don't like all these Essex girl jokes.

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At 00:04:11,140, Character said: I'm an Essex girl.

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At 00:04:12,839, Character said: Anyway, who told you that?

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At 00:04:14,940, Character said: Will did, actually.

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At 00:04:16,579, Character said: Oh, don't you start calling him Will.
His name's Garth.

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At 00:04:20,000, Character said: He's ashamed of his own name and he's
getting all posh on me.

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At 00:04:23,060, Character said: He said quintessential yesterday.

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At 00:04:26,840, Character said: Blimey, what's that mean?

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At 00:04:28,100, Character said: How should I know?

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At 00:04:30,120, Character said: Well, he goes for a posh school chase. I
mean, it's what you're paying for,

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At 00:04:33,120, Character said: isn't it?

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At 00:04:34,080, Character said: And he said one.

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At 00:04:36,300, Character said: Good at maths, then, is he?

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At 00:04:38,860, Character said: As in, one wouldn't want to go to a red
-brick university.

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At 00:04:42,660, Character said: You mean like Prince Charles?

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At 00:04:44,160, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:04:46,000, Character said: Bloody hell.

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At 00:04:48,320, Character said: How's he going to turn out, shall?

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At 00:04:51,260, Character said: One dreads to think so.

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At 00:04:56,420, Character said: Cheers, Daryl.

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At 00:04:58,600, Character said: Here, Daryl.

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At 00:05:00,720, Character said: Why don't you see the missus over
Christmas?

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At 00:05:02,900, Character said: Well, I'm planning a break out, see,
Chris, and I don't want her down for

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At 00:05:05,920, Character said: and abetting. Oh, right.

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At 00:05:11,080, Character said: What do you mean, a breakout?

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At 00:05:12,220, Character said: What? You mean, a breakout?

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At 00:05:15,000, Character said: You want to come?

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At 00:05:16,120, Character said: How are you doing it?

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At 00:05:17,340, Character said: Once before they let a band out of this,
Nick, to do a gig.

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At 00:05:20,340, Character said: Two screws and four legs.

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At 00:05:22,120, Character said: Is that why you g***t the prison band
started?

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At 00:05:23,920, Character said: It's nice to see prison hasn't dulled
your razor -sharp mind, Chris.

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At 00:05:26,820, Character said: Yeah, but I mean, now Abel Kane's gone,
we ain't g***t no lead vocalist.

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At 00:05:30,820, Character said: Let's ask Malcolm.

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At 00:05:32,480, Character said: Malcolm? Yeah, he does Elvis
impressions.

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At 00:05:34,560, Character said: He's quite good.

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At 00:05:35,660, Character said: Malcolm's a screw.

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At 00:05:38,240, Character said: Oh, right.

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At 00:05:43,410, Character said: Where are we going?

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At 00:05:48,790, Character said: Cutting an all for Scotland.

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At 00:05:50,250, Character said: Sir Crofter's place.

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At 00:05:51,650, Character said: Clash Nessie.

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At 00:05:52,790, Character said: Clash Nessie? Stroll on, what a name.
Yeah, so you'd better do a bit of work

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At 00:05:56,110, Character said: your Scots accent.

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At 00:05:57,190, Character said: Eh? Well, we don't want to stick out up
there, do we? We've g***t to blend in.

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At 00:06:00,750, Character said: Oh, yeah. Well, I suppose we do.

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At 00:06:02,250, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:06:03,570, Character said: Oh, hi, Jimmy.

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At 00:06:06,670, Character said: Oh, like I say, work on it.

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At 00:06:11,310, Character said: Hi.

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At 00:06:12,530, Character said: I'm, uh... Abel Cain.

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At 00:06:14,590, Character said: That's it.

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At 00:06:15,290, Character said: It was on the tip of my tongue.

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At 00:06:17,250, Character said: You're Abel Cain? Yeah.

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At 00:06:20,130, Character said: I've just been in prison with, um...
Daryl Stubbs?

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At 00:06:24,510, Character said: I've just been in prison with him.

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At 00:06:26,270, Character said: He said to come round.

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At 00:06:27,490, Character said: I would have phoned, only, uh... You
forgot the number.

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At 00:06:31,470, Character said: How do you know?

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At 00:06:32,770, Character said: He gave me the address.

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At 00:06:33,990, Character said: He said it was in, um... Chigwell.

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At 00:06:36,950, Character said: Chigwell, I see.

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At 00:06:38,190, Character said: I've been to Chingford, Chiswick, Cheen.

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At 00:06:40,650, Character said: Here. All's well that ends well.

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At 00:06:44,660, Character said: Oh my God, do you know who you are?

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At 00:06:47,580, Character said: Not necessarily, Tracey.

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At 00:07:14,330, Character said: What?

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At 00:07:16,550, Character said: You've done this before, haven't you?

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At 00:07:19,750, Character said: As it happens, I once searched for a
star once.

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At 00:07:22,710, Character said: What? On a telly?

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At 00:07:24,410, Character said: No, at Mooster's Arms.

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At 00:07:26,850, Character said: Snodland. But would I ever tell it to
you?

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At 00:07:29,570, Character said: Great venue...