Boon s04e01 Walking Off Air.eng Subtitles

00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:08,Sometimes I said, yeah, feeling alone No

00:00:08,460 --> 00:00:13,one to talk to, I g***t no telephone

00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:20,Hi, this is Eddie Cotton on Sherwood
Sound, the heartbeat of Nottingham. And

00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:22,you don't like it, there's plenty more
space on the dial.

00:02:22,911 --> 00:02:26,Meanwhile, if any of you toe rags out
there are still asleep, here's something

00:02:26,820 --> 00:02:28,to make you rise and shine.

00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:30,If I don't get a line, then neither do
you lot.

00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:33,Okay,

00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:38,our phone line's open in ten minutes, so
call the NYLTH, the man you love to

00:02:38,540 --> 00:02:41,hate, on 501 -379.

00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:44,Morning, my name's Boone. Come to Mr.
Anscombe.

00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:47,Move over, move over, move over.

00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:54,Hi.

00:02:59,460 --> 00:03:00,Ken Boone, Miss Ransom?

00:03:01,220 --> 00:03:02,Have a seat.

00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:03,Thank you.

00:03:07,140 --> 00:03:08,Mr. Ransom?

00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:10,Yeah, there's a Mr. Ken Boone for you.

00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:13,Okay.

00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:15,He'll be with you in a minute.

00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:17,Shall I take your helmet?

00:03:17,691 --> 00:03:21,We don't get a lot of head -on
collisions around here, you know.

00:03:21,290 --> 00:03:22,Yeah, all right.

00:03:22,950 --> 00:03:24,Thank you.

00:03:25,190 --> 00:03:26,Laura.

00:03:34,851 --> 00:03:38,You understand what I'm saying, Helen?

00:03:38,430 --> 00:03:39,You're saying green, Harry.

00:03:39,910 --> 00:03:40,I'm saying green.

00:03:41,730 --> 00:03:43,I'm saying ecology.

00:03:44,210 --> 00:03:45,I'm saying look at this place.

00:03:45,870 --> 00:03:49,I've been looking at it for the past
four years. Look at it again.

00:03:49,150 --> 00:03:51,Look at it afresh. Look at it through my
eyes.

00:03:51,950 --> 00:03:55,And what do we see, Harry? We see old
world elegance.

00:03:56,130 --> 00:03:57,We see unspoiled beauty.

00:03:58,930 --> 00:03:59,We see profit.

00:04:00,230 --> 00:04:01,Oh, that'll make a change.

00:04:20,531 --> 00:04:27,Yeah, well, that's your opinion. And
you're not only entitled to it, you're

00:04:27,660 --> 00:04:30,welcome to it. Look, just call us back
when you've had the lobotomy reversed,

00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:33,will you, Mr. Simmons? No, you listen to
me. Yeah, I'd love to, mate, but I've

00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:37,g***t a few of my producers, you know, at
the MSL Cutout device switch.

00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:42,Popularity? Well, Eddie, well, it
depends on how you look at it.

00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:46,I mean, playing through as a track crazy
as Eddie Cotton, well, he just plays up

00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:47,to him.

00:04:47,780 --> 00:04:50,But that's how he pulls 200 ,listeners a day.

00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:52,Well, that's not bad, is it?

00:04:52,340 --> 00:04:53,Not bad. It's fantastic.

00:04:53,521 --> 00:04:57,Considering when I discovered him, he
was a plumber's mate with a mobile

00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:00,And that's half the reason why our MD
wants an eye kept on him.

00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,Yeah, well, I'm doing my best.

00:05:03,540 --> 00:05:05,Oh, I should open your wood, Ken.

00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,That Eddie there is very precious to us.

00:05:08,660 --> 00:05:11,And he's very precious indeed to
Sherwood Sound.

00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,We take space.

00:05:14,820 --> 00:05:15,Exclusive space.

00:05:16,380 --> 00:05:18,Always check your readership profile.

00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:21,Watch it after the ABs or the odd C1.

00:05:21,340 --> 00:05:22,I agree.

00:05:22,670 --> 00:05:26,Well, everybody's green these days,
Helen. I mean, everybody who is anybody.

00:05:26,521 --> 00:05:29,Philip always used to say this place
should be a goldmine. Yes, well, so it

00:05:29,870 --> 00:05:34,should. All it needed was somebody with
a bit more experience, if you don't mind

00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:35,my saying so.

00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:39,Of course I don't mind. I wouldn't have
advertised for a partner if I did.

00:05:39,321 --> 00:05:43,Thanks, Eddie. That was a great show.
That was Eddie Cotton, capsule NYLTH,

00:05:43,790 --> 00:05:44,man you love to hate.

00:05:44,830 --> 00:05:46,This is Tony Lyons.

00:05:47,350 --> 00:05:48,Reluctant. I'm sure it's out.

00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:53,I want you to come with me through till
three. We're going to have a good time.

00:05:53,850 --> 00:05:57,And for all you sleepless housewives out
there, it's better than a mogadon.

00:05:59,221 --> 00:06:04,Come on, Jerry, get out of here. You're
around, I think.

00:06:04,570 --> 00:06:05,It usually is.

00:06:08,330 --> 00:06:12,Can you fill me in with a few details?
Has Mr Cotton been threatened or what?

00:06:13,270 --> 00:06:16,If I had to borrow a detective every
time, Eddie was threatened.

00:06:16,511 --> 00:06:19,Well, I don't think the financial
resources of this place could stand it.

00:06:19,860 --> 00:06:21,Ain't that the truth, my man?

00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:22,Oh, the man you love to lie.

00:06:22,621 --> 00:06:29,What Eddie really needs to protect,
well, what Mr. Stone feels that he needs

00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,protect him from, is himself.

00:06:46,190 --> 00:06:48,The Eldham Celebrity Pro -**.

00:06:49,190 --> 00:06:50,Great.

00:06:51,090 --> 00:06:52,Harry. Hmm?

00:06:52,750 --> 00:06:54,About Trent Meadow.

00:06:54,091 --> 00:06:58,Yeah? I mean, how many tennis courts are
you thinking of fitting in down there?

00:06:58,170 --> 00:06:59,Oh, better off a dozen, I reckon.

00:07:00,090 --> 00:07:02,Aren't you being a little overambitious?
Morning.

00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:03,Oh, good morning, David.

00:07:08,041 --> 00:07:09,Who's that?

00:07:09,910 --> 00:07:14,David Tredegar. Same two weeks every
year. He was a great chum of Philip's.

00:07:14,450 --> 00:07:15,had a lot in common.

00:07:16,180 --> 00:07:17,Really?

00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:22,See, the trouble with Eddie is, I love
him as I do. I have to agree with Stone

00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:25,here. But he can be a touch, um,
unpredictable.

00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:29,You mean sometimes he can be
unaccountably nice?

00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:32,No. I mean sometimes he don't even turn
up.

00:07:34,380 --> 00:07:37,And when he does, he isn't exactly
sober.

00:07:37,561 --> 00:07:42,See, this Saturday's roadshow is going
to be a very big event for us, Kim.

00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:43,it'll be tricky.

00:07:43,351 --> 00:07:46,Playing nanny to someone who doesn't
want a nanny?

00:07:46,230 --> 00:07:48,Anyone who think you didn't want a job?

00:07:51,970 --> 00:07:53,Eddie!

00:07:53,990 --> 00:07:55,Question for you.

00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:56,Name again, please.

00:07:57,230 --> 00:08:01,First, I'd like you to tell Ken here how
you feel about Mr Stone's little

00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:02,arrangement.

00:08:02,281 --> 00:08:05,Oh, yeah, well, I've always said it,
Kenneth.

00:08:05,550 --> 00:08:08,I mean, a bodyguard's just what I need.
I mean, you can't be really unpopular

00:08:08,730 --> 00:08:10,without a bodyguard, can you?

00:08:10,650 --> 00:08:13,Nah, a big oaf like you suits me down to
the ground.

00:08:39,190 --> 00:08:40,Publicity page.

00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:41,Thanks.

00:08:44,150 --> 00:08:48,Facilities are the key. When I sold the
plaza suite, the property market peaked.

00:08:48,450 --> 00:08:50,The only thing to do in its lump is to
buy.

00:08:50,441 --> 00:08:53,You don't even know Trent Meadows, but
there... Well, it's obviously unused,

00:08:53,970 --> 00:08:57,we're in a position to offer Mr Gibbs a
price slightly above the market value.

00:08:57,310 --> 00:09:00,He's not a businessman, Harry. No, he's
not. He's a farmer. And they're even

00:09:00,770 --> 00:09:02,more interested in money.

00:09:13,271 --> 00:09:15,Stay in the pace.

00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:18,Oh, 25 plans at once. You know Harry.
How did it go at the station?

00:09:19,260 --> 00:09:21,Oh, all right, yeah. Thanks for the
intro.

00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:24,I heard Bill Stone was looking for
someone. Is the job exciting?

00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:26,Yeah, yeah, it's fine.

00:09:26,220 --> 00:09:27,Put me back on my feet.

00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:28,At the start, anyway.

00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:30,Is the boy about?

00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:34,He's gone down to the pool to burn off
some of his excess energy, I hope.

00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:04,I'm wasting my...