A.Tale.Of.Legendary.Libido.2008.1080p.BluRay.x264.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX] Subtitles

00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:09,Prime entertainment

00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:31,So lonely!

00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:37,Do you know

00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:44,the pain of living alone?

00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:48,Don't you pity me, a widow of 30 years?

00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:56,I've been praying
but no man has come along.

00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:08,How come you keep quiet?

00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,Are you ignoring me?

00:01:16,543 --> 00:01:18,Say something!

00:01:19,146 --> 00:01:20,God!

00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:32,Looks so bizarre.

00:01:35,729 --> 00:01:40,What's this stick for?

00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:44,What the...

00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:55,What's going on?

00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:04,What the...

00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,Who are you?

00:02:17,571 --> 00:02:20,As soon as she said that

00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:26,it turned into men and did her?

00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:33,- What is this...
- Chief!

00:02:35,222 --> 00:02:36,My stomach...

00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:41,That prick...

00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:48,What's this for?

00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:13,Let's enjoy our lives.

00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:16,I told you not to say it...

00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:43,It looks so hard and sturdy.

00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:46,What's this stick for?

00:04:44,251 --> 00:04:48,The totem pole's wooden nose

00:04:48,321 --> 00:04:53,couldn't be destroyed.

00:04:53,426 --> 00:04:58,So we put it inside the 100-year old

00:04:58,365 --> 00:05:00,wine and buried it...

00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:05,Underneath the totem pole.

00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:21,"A tale of legendary libido”

00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:31,Presented by showbox mediaplex

00:05:36,736 --> 00:05:37,distributed by showbox mediaplex

00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,how long has it been?

00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:44,Executive producer Kim woo-taek

00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:48,co-executive producer ryu jeong-hun
I can't believe this.

00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:52,Associate producer d.S Kim
the rumor is true after all.

00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:58,Producer Lee seo-yull the incident is
said to have increased yin in the area.

00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:07,The unbalance of yin and Yang...

00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:10,Femininity is too strong here.

00:06:12,239 --> 00:06:20,Gods of heaven and earth

00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:31,please, hear our song

00:06:32,759 --> 00:06:39,Grant my husband

00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:48,a sweet dream tonight

00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:34,Scrub it well!

00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:09,Produced by jung hyun

00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:18,director & writer shin han-sol

00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:21,who are they?

00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:26,They're thugs from
the neighboring village.

00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:29,No man from our village challenges them.
Dares to challenge them.

00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:34,Those wussies! Pitiful sissies!

00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:38,We're out of drinks here!

00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:43,That pig has no manners.

00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,G***t any money?

00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:49,We'll pay when we leave.
Get us more drinks!

00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:53,Forget it! Ignorant b***d...

00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:54,What the f***k!

00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:58,What's he drinking then?

00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,You g***t a problem?
Something to say?

00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:23,What did you put on?

00:09:23,963 --> 00:09:25,Is that perfume I smell?

00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,Byun, please ignore them.

00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:33,I don't want any trouble here.

00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,What the hell!

00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,You son of a...

00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:38,It looks good.

00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:04,You

00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:11,What the hell!

00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:20,Oh my gosh!

00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:25,- Who's that guy?
- Stop drooling!

00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,Look at his nose.

00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:33,A big nose means a big c***k.
Right, girls?

00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,Hey! Hey! Hey!

00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:39,He's not the man you think he is.

00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,What?

00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:44,He's the weakest of the weak.

00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:50,Don't judge a book by its cover.

00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,What do you mean?

00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:57,Do I really have to tell
this story again?

00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:02,It was a night of the Crescent.

00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:07,He was selling rice cakes.

00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:12,Rice cakes! Rice cakes!

00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:22,Rice cakes! Rice cakes!

00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:26,Rice cakes...

00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:50,Here!

00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:06,It's a buck for two.

00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:10,But I'll give you one more for free.

00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:28,Is this your first time?

00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,Sure this is your first time.

00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:37,- Your voice sounds...
- What about it?

00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,Do I sound old?

00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,The old gets horny, too.

00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:54,Maybe I'm doomed for life.

00:13:57,236 --> 00:14:00,Of all the men in this world
you came along.

00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,Some luck!

00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:07,Why? What's wrong with me?

00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,You don't know?

00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,A straw is thicker than your thing.

00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,A straw?

00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:19,You're like an eunuch!

00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,An eunuch? Is that true?

00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:34,You girls haven't been here
long enough to know.

00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:41,Only if his lower half worked
as well as his mouth.

00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:50,He's just shell of a man.

00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:58,Hey, don't look at me like that.

00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:03,I'm still your first girl! Remember?

00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:39,Brother!

00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:54,God, he's so manly.

00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:58,Unlike his brother!

00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:03,Look at his thing. No woman can say no.

00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:15,So big...

00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:48,You're byun, aren't you?

00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:53,No, I'm not.

00:16:55,715 --> 00:17:00,I can tell by the pissing sound.

00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,I'm not byun!

00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:22,No, no...

00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:03,What the f***k!

00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:09,Kang-mok!

00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:15,He's drunk. Please forgive him.

00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,So sorry.

00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,Byun, let's go.

00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:31,Stop acting like you're all that.

00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,I want to get drunk.

00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:40,I'm gonna get wasted!

00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:55,A real man with a wussy brother...

00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:59,How could they be brothers?

00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:04,Kang-mok cares so much for his brother...

00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:09,Because he's half a man
that he should be.

00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:13,I bet he puts him before his life.

00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:15,Feeling better?

00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,Put me down. I'll walk.

00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:22,Stop wiggling, byun.

00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,Just put me down.

00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:29,I g***t some dried squids for you.

00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:33,Who says I like it? Put me down!

00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:00,Sit.

00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:04,Sit down!

00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,Here.

00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:12,It's a ground turtle and a bear gall.

00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:17,It cost me an arm and a leg.

00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:21,They say nothing's better
for fixing your problem.

00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,I don't need it.

00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:28,Hey!

00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:34,Byun! Byun!

00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:43,Rice cakes!

00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:48,Rice cakes!

00:22:49,568 --> 00:22:51,Rice cakes!

00:23:09,188 --> 00:23:10,Sell this to a kid?

00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:35,Byun, you're on fire!

00:23:44,290 --> 00:23:45,Brother!

00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:53,Water... water!

00:23:53,632 --> 00:23:56,Lie down! Quick!

00:23:56,335 --> 00:23:58,- Brother!
- On your back!

00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:07,Move!

00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:30,Byun!

00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:36,All burned

00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:52,Darling is way better, though.

00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:54,Who's that?

00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:56,Don't you know?

00:24:56,628 --> 00:24:59,She moved into a hut a few days ago

00:24:59,298 --> 00:25:03,ah, her? I hear she's a bit loose.

00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:05,Oh, that one!

00:25:05,904 --> 00:25:08,Huddle up.

00:25:08,874 --> 00:25:13,Rumor has it that when she was young..

00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:19,She was captured by the Japanese
as a s***x slave.

00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:21,Then she managed to escape.

00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:24,You know what? “What?

00:25:24,656 --> 00:25:26,Her eyes are so s***y.

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