Weeds (2005) - S03E05 - Bill Sussman (1080p BluRay x265 Silence)-eng Subtitles

At 00:00:02,903, Character said: NANCY: Previously on Weeds.

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At 00:00:04,571, Character said: SULLIVAN: Behold, the
incorporated city of Majestic.

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At 00:00:07,441, Character said: A city experiencing
a rate of growth

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At 00:00:09,776, Character said: few people could
have anticipated.

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At 00:00:11,645, Character said: Thank you, Mr. Groff. Sullivan.

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At 00:00:13,547, Character said: Dumb name.

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At 00:00:14,665, Character said: My name is Guillermo.

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At 00:00:16,383, Character said: Tell your friend U-Turn, you
tell him he's a lawn jockey now.

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At 00:00:19,903, Character said: What the f***k is this? Your pot.

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At 00:00:21,906, Character said: You were supposed
to pick up a key of jack.

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At 00:00:24,625, Character said: Heroin?

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At 00:00:25,709, Character said: I'm gonna kill that
bean-farting motherfucker.

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At 00:00:28,628, Character said: Heroin?

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At 00:00:29,930, Character said: Chop that s***t up.

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At 00:00:31,148, Character said: Bring me back $12,500.

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At 00:00:32,700, Character said: How ** I supposed to put food on
my table if you keep upping my debt?

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At 00:00:36,153, Character said: Get a f***g job.

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At 00:00:37,855, Character said: You're a very beautiful woman.

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At 00:00:39,856, Character said: I bet you look good rolling
right out of bed in the morning.

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At 00:00:42,276, Character said: You know, if I hire you, I'll be paying
for the right to make comments like that.

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At 00:00:44,694, Character said: You okay with that?

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At 00:00:46,246, Character said: As long as you're okay with
being shot down every time.

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At 00:00:48,298, Character said: HEYLIA: Can you grow here?

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At 00:00:49,499, Character said: Hell yeah, it's perfect.

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At 00:00:50,934, Character said: F***g shame it's all
gonna be for U-Turn.

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At 00:00:52,970, Character said: You let me worry about U-Turn.

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At 00:00:55,005, Character said: You know, this community
service thing is totally unsupervised.

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At 00:00:59,326, Character said: I will never let you deal.

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At 00:01:00,878, Character said: You don't have a
choice. I know you don't.

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At 00:01:03,197, Character said: SERGEANT: That
is your battle buddy!

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At 00:01:05,081, Character said: I can't wait to kill
me some terrorists.

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At 00:01:06,967, Character said: Are you kidding me?

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At 00:01:08,068, Character said: This is gonna be great.

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At 00:01:19,012, Character said: (LITTLE BOXES PLAYING)

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At 00:02:11,799, Character said: ANDY: Okay, hold on. Now
point the camera at my a***s. Hurry.

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At 00:02:14,435, Character said: I don't want to see your
balls, man! Tuck them away!

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At 00:02:17,938, Character said: All right. There. There.
Fine. Ready? Okay.

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At 00:02:22,976, Character said: ANDY: It's coming. And it's
a good one. Here it comes.

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At 00:02:25,145, Character said: RODRIGUEZ: Hey, what is that?

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At 00:02:26,579, Character said: ANDY: And show time.

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At 00:02:31,067, Character said: Wow. That was Rodriguez?

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At 00:02:33,604, Character said: Yeah. And they
f***g killed him.

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At 00:02:36,106, Character said: For trying to light farts?

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At 00:02:37,674, Character said: They don't need a reason, Doug.

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At 00:02:39,376, Character said: It's Pat Tillman all over again.

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At 00:02:41,244, Character said: I gotta forward this to
my fraternity brothers.

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At 00:02:43,263, Character said: Forward it to Lowell Bergman,
all right? Forward it to Harry Reid.

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At 00:02:46,366, Character said: Are they Beta Phi Omegas?

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At 00:02:47,701, Character said: Okay, I love you.

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At 00:02:49,653, Character said: And I thank you for the
pants and the Chinese food

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At 00:02:52,155, Character said: and, what, 70, 80
bucks that you g***t here.

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At 00:02:55,342, Character said: But uninformed Doug, Doug
of the disengaged electorate,

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At 00:02:58,695, Character said: that Doug needs to remove
himself from the room,

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At 00:03:00,864, Character said: 'cause I'm riding the edge here.

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At 00:03:02,750, Character said: (PHONE RINGING)

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At 00:03:05,919, Character said: Do you want me to answer it?

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At 00:03:07,388, Character said: That's how they track you.

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At 00:03:08,889, Character said: That's how they g***t Rodriguez.

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At 00:03:12,009, Character said: (PHONE RINGING)

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At 00:03:13,243, Character said: If you answer it, I
could be a dead man.

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At 00:03:19,099, Character said: Hello? MAN: Mr. Botwin.

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At 00:03:21,068, Character said: He's not available right now.
Who, may I ask, is calling?

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At 00:03:23,604, Character said: MAN: You know who this is.

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At 00:03:26,623, Character said: What? What?

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At 00:03:28,025, Character said: (WHISPERS) Scary. Deep voice.

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At 00:03:30,560, Character said: Very deep. Very scary.

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At 00:03:34,647, Character said: You can't stay here.

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At 00:03:37,051, Character said: They are going
to kill you, Andy.

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At 00:03:44,841, Character said: I sold Jesus a quarter
ounce at the Fastmart.

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At 00:03:47,544, Character said: He's a Mexican guy who's on
road kill with me working off a DUI.

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At 00:03:51,515, Character said: He loves the Lord,
and he loves weed.

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At 00:03:55,052, Character said: And so does his cousin Javier,
who works in the kitchen at Amici's.

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At 00:03:58,722, Character said: I only sold him a dime, but two of the
delivery guys bought a half ounce each.

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At 00:04:02,659, Character said: G***t a free meatball sub.
Does that happen to you a lot?

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At 00:04:05,012, Character said: Free food? Not really.

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At 00:04:07,047, Character said: Happened to me twice today.

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At 00:04:08,782, Character said: Want some jerky?

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At 00:04:10,250, Character said: Thank you, no.

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At 00:04:11,852, Character said: After the sub, I drove back and
checked in with my supervisor,

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At 00:04:15,538, Character said: and he sent me to bingo.

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At 00:04:17,340, Character said: Bingo.

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At 00:04:19,159, Character said: At the retirement home, run by church
volunteers and misdemeanor felons.

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At 00:04:23,163, Character said: Three customers there.

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At 00:04:24,597, Character said: Mr. Mertes.

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At 00:04:25,816, Character said: You sell to Mertes?

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At 00:04:27,267, Character said: Any cars follow you?

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At 00:04:29,503, Character said: No.

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At 00:04:36,009, Character said: You sold $2,000 in a day.

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At 00:04:38,077, Character said: Impressive, huh?

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At 00:04:39,279, Character said: Temporary. This
is not a career path.

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At 00:04:42,782, Character said: This is a family in crisis.

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At 00:04:44,334, Character said: And I'm being the good son.

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At 00:04:47,688, Character said: I'm assuming you burned
through your client base.

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At 00:04:50,290, Character said: Kind of.

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At 00:04:52,009, Character said: Okay. I'll make some calls.

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At 00:04:55,646, Character said: But if you sell to these
people, you're not the good son.

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At 00:04:58,815, Character said: You're some random
punk who sells for me.

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At 00:05:01,785, Character said: Pick an alias, work your deliveries
around your community service.

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At 00:05:05,772, Character said: Will do.

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At 00:05:07,374, Character said: Give some jerky to your
brother. He's mad at me.

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At 00:05:09,743, Character said: Why this time?

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At 00:05:10,978, Character said: I put him in Majestic
summer school

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At 00:05:13,013, Character said: to keep him off the
streets, away from drugs.

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At 00:05:24,374, Character said: I love that sound.

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At 00:05:26,126, Character said: Hammer the nails,
pour the cement down.

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At 00:05:29,530, Character said: Good men are gonna
raise their families here.

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At 00:05:33,534, Character said: Of course, it's that kind of missionary
zeal that's g***t us into this mess, isn't it?

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At 00:05:41,174, Character said: We need these sewer lines.

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At 00:05:44,244, Character said: We need these votes.

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At 00:05:46,479, Character said: And the word around town
says, "You get Doug Wilson's vote,

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At 00:05:50,984, Character said: "the rest will follow."

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At 00:05:53,670, Character said: That's beautiful.

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At 00:05:55,339, Character said: I'm thinking a golf membership.

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At 00:05:59,158, Character said: (SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

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At 00:06:01,227, Character said: BOB: Okay. Now, I know a lot of
you are looking up at this board,

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At 00:06:03,197, Character said: and you're thinking to
yourselves, "Critical thinking?"

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At 00:06:05,215, Character said: That sounds kind of square.

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At 00:06:07,183, Character said: Sounds kind of wack.

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At 00:06:09,352, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:06:10,787, Character said: Who here can tell Bob
what critical thinking means?

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At 00:06:16,276, Character said: Anybody? Hit me.

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At 00:06:18,878, Character said: "Critical thinking is the
process of conceptualizing

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At 00:06:21,815, Character said: "and analyzing information

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At 00:06:23,716, Character said: "gathered from observation
or communication

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At 00:06:26,386, Character said: "as a guide to
belief in action."

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At 00:06:30,540, Character said: You g***t a name, friend?

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At 00:06:32,259, Character said: Shane Botwin.

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At 00:06:33,677, Character said: Dap?

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At 00:06:37,597, Character said: Blow it up.

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At 00:06:40,217, Character said: (ALL CHUCKLING)

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At 00:06:41,468, Character said: Shane Botwin, let
me ask you a question.

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At 00:06:43,370, Character said: Do you want to spend
the next couple weeks

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At 00:06:45,372, Character said: reading out of a textbook, or
would you rather keep it real?

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At 00:06:50,010, Character said: I guess keep it real.

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At 00:06:51,928, Character said: Because I can assign you
pages from the textbook,

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