A Weekend with Lulu (1961) HD Subtitles

00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:30,Let's try the goods.

00:02:31,420 --> 00:02:32,Right.

00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,Strawberry or vanilla? Vanilla.

00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,Ha! Smashing.

00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,You're overdoing it a bit with
the dark glasses, aren't you, Tim?

00:02:52,420 --> 00:02:53,You look like the Mafia strikes again.

00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:56,I thought it would be better if
we weren't actually seen together.

00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:56,I don't know what you're talking about.

00:02:56,461 --> 00:02:59,Don't get superior on me
after all these years, mate.

00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:02,Just cause you work in the advertising
office and I'm only a common van driver.

00:03:03,460 --> 00:03:05,You could be in trouble too
for using the van for private jobs.

00:03:06,380 --> 00:03:07,Don't be silly.

00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:09,Look, I'm gonna take this little lot
down to the coast for the weekend

00:03:09,941 --> 00:03:11,and flog a couple of
hundred weight of ice cream.

00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:15,Well, now if I can fix you up with a
nice little weekend at the same time.

00:03:16,180 --> 00:03:17,Yes, thank you, Fred.

00:03:17,540 --> 00:03:18,Where is she?

00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:20,She's standing over there now.

00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,Ah, Lulu.

00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:31,Lulu. Your mobile love nest.

00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:38,You and your Deidre will
be really cosy in this, Tim.

00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:39,Well, let's have a look inside.

00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:40,Entrez.

00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,Oh, stand back a bit, Tim. Stand back.

00:03:45,380 --> 00:03:46,Follow me.

00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:48,Here we are.

00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,Oh, do you like it?

00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:55,Well, yes, I do, Fred, but...
It's all quality, you know.

00:03:55,620 --> 00:03:56,You take a look round.

00:03:57,300 --> 00:03:58,Oh, it's solid.

00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:00,It's built like a ship.

00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,Well, of course, you have
to find your sea legs first.

00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:15,I mean, she's all fitted up
regardless of cost, you know, Tim.

00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:17,My brother-in-law did himself proud.

00:04:17,780 --> 00:04:20,I was amazed he agreed to
hire it out at such a low cost.

00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,Oh, Fred, I appreciate it.

00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:25,No, no, look, don't get me wrong.

00:04:25,441 --> 00:04:26,It's just that...

00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:29,Well, Deidre and I, we never
get a chance to be alone.

00:04:30,180 --> 00:04:31,Her mother's always there.

00:04:31,820 --> 00:04:33,Oh, this will be your big
opportunity then, won't it?

00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:35,Yeah, it certainly will, Fred.

00:04:36,300 --> 00:04:37,Just the two of us.

00:04:38,780 --> 00:04:39,Deidre and me.

00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:41,And Lulu, of course.

00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:43,The beach.

00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:45,Warm summer's evening.

00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:49,Deidre will sleep down there.

00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:52,I suppose you'll sleep
up in the car, won't you?

00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:53,Well, of course. What do you think I **?

00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:57,Deidre's a very nice girl.

00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:57,Yeah, of course.

00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:00,It's just that her mother doesn't
think I'm good enough for her.

00:05:00,380 --> 00:05:03,But after this weekend, it won't make any
difference, Fred, because we'll be engaged.

00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:04,Congratulations anyway, Tim.

00:05:04,900 --> 00:05:05,Thanks, Fred.

00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:06,Hope you'll be very happy.

00:05:08,580 --> 00:05:11,Yeah, my brother-in-law did quite
a bit of proposing in this caravan.

00:05:12,940 --> 00:05:13,One way or another.

00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,Well, we'd better tidy up, I suppose,

00:05:16,820 --> 00:05:17,before we collect Deidre.

00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:20,Yeah, now look, Tim, that's
your crockery cupboard.

00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:21,This is your dinette.

00:05:21,841 --> 00:05:22,Here you are.

00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:27,You've g***t every convenience.

00:05:29,060 --> 00:05:30,Like a house, you see.

00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:33,Sid used to go away nearly
every weekend in this thing.

00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,Then the kiddie came
along and they g***t married.

00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:39,Then the kiddie came
along and they g***t married.

00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:40,I hadn't.

00:05:41,260 --> 00:05:42,Now, um,

00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,five pounds for the caravan, wasn't it?

00:05:44,980 --> 00:05:45,Three, four, five, there.

00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:47,

00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,And the petrol money.

00:05:49,980 --> 00:05:50,Yeah.

00:05:52,140 --> 00:05:53,Well, that's it
then, isn't it? Yeah.

00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:53,

00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:54,We'd better get moving.

00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:56,What did you say the
name of the shop was again?

00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:57,Madame Florence.

00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:58,Madame Florence.

00:06:03,020 --> 00:06:04,Mum!

00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:18,Tim's here!

00:06:19,940 --> 00:06:21,Good night, Miss Deidre.

00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:22,Good night, Alison.

00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:25,Excuse me.

00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:36,It's crazy.

00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:38,Oh, darling.

00:06:38,260 --> 00:06:38,Thank you.

00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:39,Darling.

00:06:42,300 --> 00:06:43,Oh, darling.

00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:45,I brought it.

00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:47,Oh, Timmy.

00:06:47,260 --> 00:06:48,Oh, it's mashing.

00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,Just think of all the fun we can have.

00:07:01,180 --> 00:07:02,Miss, uh, Miss Deidre.

00:07:03,220 --> 00:07:04,Cube for number one.

00:07:10,090 --> 00:07:11,Hello, hello, hello.

00:07:11,570 --> 00:07:12,Having a facial?

00:07:13,810 --> 00:07:15,Um, this is Fred Scrumpton.

00:07:15,730 --> 00:07:16,Fred, Deidre.

00:07:17,010 --> 00:07:17,Hello.

00:07:17,910 --> 00:07:18,How do you do?

00:07:19,290 --> 00:07:21,Fred's going to drive us
down to the caravan site.

00:07:21,270 --> 00:07:23,Yeah, young Timmy's
been dying to have a go.

00:07:24,830 --> 00:07:26,At, uh, caravaning, I mean.

00:07:27,390 --> 00:07:27,Well,

00:07:28,370 --> 00:07:29,let's go, shall we? But, Mother.

00:07:31,190 --> 00:07:32,

00:07:32,450 --> 00:07:34,Oh, yes, we'd better say goodbye to Mother.

00:07:34,190 --> 00:07:35,Oh, Timmy, I'm terribly sorry.

00:07:36,610 --> 00:07:37,Deidre?

00:07:37,630 --> 00:07:38,You there?

00:07:42,820 --> 00:07:44,Oh, there you are, Timothy.

00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:44,

00:07:45,260 --> 00:07:46,Is she coming, too?

00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:49,I mean, is, um, is your mother

00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:50,coming, too?

00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:52,Oh,

00:07:52,380 --> 00:07:54,and Gaylord, as well.

00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:55,Oh, definitely.

00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:00,Isn't that nice?

00:08:00,420 --> 00:08:01,They know who likes them, you know.

00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:04,He's Mummy's booger, Milly's.

00:08:04,281 --> 00:08:05,Mummy's booger.

00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:07,What happens now?

00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:10,How do you do, Mrs.

00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:12,Bell? Hell goes,
excuse the glove.

00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:14,Uh, my name's Fred Scrumpton.

00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:14,Oh, yes.

00:08:15,140 --> 00:08:18,I'm driving these two very
lovely young people down to the

00:08:18,100 --> 00:08:19,coast for the weekend, and I'm
very happy you're coming with us.

00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:22,Allow me, Mrs. Bell.

00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:22,Oh, ta.

00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:24,I hope Timothy gets cracking.

00:08:25,460 --> 00:08:27,I don't fancy fetching up at
the camping site after dark.

00:08:27,901 --> 00:08:28,

00:08:29,220 --> 00:08:30,Main switch on again.

00:08:30,961 --> 00:08:33,That Deidre's the ultimate.

00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:34,Oh, ta.

00:08:40,300 --> 00:08:41,Here's a real home on wheels,

00:08:41,620 --> 00:08:41,Mrs. Bell.

00:08:42,060 --> 00:08:43,Could do with a lick of paint.

00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:45,You'll find it's very
comfortable inside, a real Lulu.

00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:47,Lulu? Lulu.

00:08:48,260 --> 00:08:49,It's an ice cream van.

00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:51,Very high class ice cream, Mrs. Bell.

00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:54,Oh, this is just what the doctor ordered,

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